Tahitian football supporters club edition
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Old thread: >>66650870
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Euan, PLEASE
Euan surreal sub edition
Im up so much but it should be more.
Every fucking time.
Best bet of the year and I am still disappointed.
>>66663066
That is fucking Tahiti lad. Have some fucking respect
>>66663066
Do you not remember last time Euan tried to make a webm? It didn't go well
Best bet Euan has EVER posted sub edition
>>66663029
>>66663029
>>66663029
Reminder this could happen
>>66663102
Same
Literally max staking on 365 wasn't enough
Also pretty sure I can kiss this fresh account goodbye.
>>66663126
>Posting reminders to your own subconscious
I did not get too much on, but have to say, despite the haters, the nibs and all the shit, thanks for at least sharing that Euan and having the faith in /bet/.
Was a good match to watch at night with a god tier own goal.
UP £600
did you guys all remember to take your fish oil supplement today?
Up 1.3k from that game
>tfw should be more
>>66663200
Not sure I could NOT share a tip in a game of a terrible quality that was streamed at a ridiculous time. It should be what /bet/ is for
>>66663148
devilish
>>66663266
Well said.
>pricing this at -5
That means this ends 15 - 0 right?
>>66663266
> It should be what /bet/ is for
This
>>66663340
any info for this one as well?
>>66663346
Yeah but you have the shitposters in the day ruining it. If people just ignored them then /bet/ could be like this all the time.
bubblegum babbies celebrating their tenners zzzzzzzzz
so dull
>>66663385
>didn't get on the RT9 bet
>>66663340
The full info is that Kiwi have players on duel contract with New Zealand clubs. They played the Prelim games (which they smashed) but now the NZ clubs wont release the players to them so Kiwi is made up of all local players now. So should be tez.
>>66663402
Lotto shite
Best bet of the year so far. Anyone disagree?
>>66663367
Magenta about the same level as Tefana
Kiwi way worse than Nadi
Ends 9-0 desu family
>>66663367
i'm just a lttl rat slug, just going off the WORLD previous bet.
>>66663385
Was getting 1200 AUD max stakes on a fresh 365
Stay perma DAC
>>66663385
I wish /bet/ rules specified that everyone must include their current Bet365 balance as an image in every post, and that tips must include bet slip.
Sick of some babbybux coming along with a tip, you stick a few grand on, and find out later he's had £2.50 each way
>>66663423
Couple of the Filipino college football matches at the very start of the year were absolutely world, one in particular but skybet perma-suspended so fast I think only 2 or 3 of us in the thread actually got on the -3 they had at like 17/1 or something ridiculous so yeah probably this trumps that just because it was so widely carried.
>>66663483
>£2.50 e/w
not
>10p e/w
must be minted
>>66663484
Thought they were end of last year desu.
All I remember is jan and feb being utter shit.
can't IMAGINE the faces on those spotty stoke traders tomorrow when they see how much they lost on that game.
Everyone put on Radio 1. Going to get us a shout out
>>66663605
Did you the prestake the magenta game? The -5 odds have dropped already, I got on but they'll probably increase again in play
>>66663586
Literally the last 4 matches were into this year by a couple of weeks but one wasn't carried at all and another had no value but yeah most of them were in late November-mid December then they took a break for Christmas.
>>66663605
???
Go on Euan
EUAN, GIVE UZ A SHOUT, EUAN EUAN GIVE UZ A SHOUT.
>>66663643
I dont have a 365 lid
>>66663605
listening.
Zara Larsson goddess tbqh
>Adele
Best give us a decent shout Euan, Adele is tez.
> tfw missed the bet mafia tip
at least I got on golden state
are these odds still good for the wolves tho?
>this guy pre staking his greasy tenners
who the FUCK is backing +5
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/watchlive/radio1
i-is this modern reggae? shit sucks
>>66663791
sounds good senpai.
Go with da flow mon
>Chatting shit instead of going to Euan
>Kano
>Pitbull
Disgusting.
Can you call up Radio 4 instead Euan? you're 10x better than this drivel.
fucking hell
WE WANT EUAN
zzzz
2 min to ko anyway lads.
What's the magenta tip?
>Daughter
not
>my wifes daughter
Euan, please interrupt. Game's almost about to start. stream?
>>66663866
>>66663883
i-it was only a text
>>66663912
watch the game lid. Minus maybe depending on level of rape
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
same link
>>66663936
fuck sake thought they had you on the line m8
>>66663936
hope it involves the words "pissing myself laughing" and "world"
>>66663967
You're going to be disappointed desu
>going to slip up
Normies talking about sports, PLEASE
>The 1975
EUAN, PLEASE
/bet/ ISN'T Radio 1
>>66663987
>not telling her.
"Shoutout to my secret betting syndicate, pissing myself laughing at that world bet, tears if you wernt on slugs."
She's a /lifelong/ and likes The 1975. J West's dream bird
Why wont the stream play?
>>66664030
Works for me
This is a CHOON lads
Liked the 1975 song too for the first 2 minutes
>>66664040
nvm working now
>>66664049
worm
>>66664049
>you'll never be big enough for Zara
>that GK
PMSL
Why are we listening to this pop drivel?
>>66664089
Dont get it tbqh
Sorry Euan, had to turn Radio One off.
Want the BBC to just collapse to be honest with you.
Sound of the summer this.
Pennies on +5 desu
>>66664193
>took -5
>>66664163
I'm sure their turnover will drop because of you not listening to one of their radio show's on an early Friday morning
>>66664193
>>66664210
both look utter shit
Gonna pass on Kiwi while I sweat Twolves
>>66664210
They dont even lose by 3 desu
OMG HHOLY FUCKKKKKK MASSIVE LIVE TIP
Kings in MASSIVE foul trouble
just fucking murdered the timberwolves ML
>>66664241
+4.5 still worth a punt?
>bovada now "limiting" me to $500 per bet
Ok.
>>66664287
tiny though. They look good now but could change v quickly
>>66664241
>>66664237
Serves me right for being a prestaking mug
Put a large/medium on -5 magenta and now cash out is at 50% of my stake
Gonna wait for the to score and then cash out
>Shouting out everyone except Euan
I'm out.
>>66664311
Kiwi are literally going to score first.
>>66664306
Already dropped to +4,+4.5 on 365. I'll leave it for now
When is Euan going to chime in?
Kiwi GK so bad pmsl
So many tears
> tfw only put 4 digits on the timberwolves game
tears
>>66664411
Should be 2-0 tbf
dac in omaha, game is fucking disgusting sometime
Might get cheeky on Kiwi SW
>>66664538
They're getting dominated
>>66664538
No point. their GK makes far too many mistakes for them to have a change
>>66664536
>Not hi/lo
Doing it wrong
Could be floodgates open now, lucky not to be further behind desu
>>66664536
> playing online poker
might as well just give away your money tbqh. I can give you my account info if you want to make a transfer
Euan calling now
>>66664656
Nah, there is still money to be had. Few years ago it was hugely profitable. Just gotta have some decent understanding of the game and pot odds
>>66664668
???
Going to bed. Line has stabilised about 3.25 which doesnt make me want to be on either side with this Kiwi GK. Getting sleep and praying for defence.
Weekend could be HUGE tbqh.
>>66664698
Fraud. The call show is just beginning? Where is our shout out?
>>66664698
Thankyou for the tip tonight. Sleep well angel. I love you.
>>66664650
that post
>>66664738
Lel
Cashing out of +. For small profit. Cba with this.
>>66664816
Like 3 or 4 off the post now.
NEED a Flatanon tip for the Grand National
>>66665065
Bankroll Katenko @67
>>66665080
Why?
>>66665119
because
>>66665119
I like the name, odds are solid. It's horse racing aka lotto.
Is this right lids, surely the winning jockey will have sex afterwards. Or are they talking about a woman riding the horse after.
>>66665206
PLEASE go on livechat and ask them
What's your TT lads? Need to follow some of you
Can we get the 66666666 GET for /bet/ please lads.
>>66665354
rollin
>>66665065
>flatanon
>tipping a jump race
Get on Wonderful Charm e/w. Probably doesn't have the stamina to win but the best hurdler in the race so should be able to make top 5 and his odds are great.
>>66665354
let's make predictions and we get it we all bankroll the get.
>tfw /bet/ mugs just waited until I went to bed before breaking out the WORLD LARGE.
Why u do dis?
Ok so if this is the get we all bankroll Go Ahead Eaegles.
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
>Jason Day
YOU WERE 5 UNDER PAR WHEN I FELL ASLEEP YOU GOOK TWAT
>>66666666
Get
Nothing better than waking up to a winner
just woke up
fuck you Euan for not calling me up for this worldie 6 hours ago
>>66656925
le funny write up also came in
kill me
>>66667211
>waking up at 4pm
shift work, mate?
>>66667445
Nah, had drinks after work
Also >perth
>>66667464
Nice blog
>>66667479
Thanks familia, what did you get up to last night lad?
>>66667062
What was it?
>>66667299
Yes, I'm seething at the muggy rats as well.
>>66667434
Was in large on that. :) Sorry Niemcy.
>>66667483
Not much, just stayed inside all evening.
Inside your father, that is.
AINTREE
1.40 // STARCHITECT E/W
2.15 // LIMINI
2.50 // UN TEMPS POUR TOUT
3.25 // VATOUR
4.05 // DROMNEA E/W
4.40 // BAOULET DELAROQUE
>>66667595
>Vautour
My nigga
>>66667434
yeah fuck this shit. 1 night i decide to go to bed "early" and then end up missing out on all the good shit.
australians, what do you think of the melbourne city game?
>>66667595
What's your reasoning, good sir.
>>66667660
never bet on A-League
ever.
>>66667684
You serious?
My reasoning is that I believe these horses have a better chance of winning than the odds represent.
>>66667660
>>66667686
but if you're a degenerate and have to make a -ev bet
Melbourne City -0.25
These games weren't in Asia were they? And if they were it was hard to get anything decent on at a good price, right?
>>66663825
Pmsl
>>66667722
No they weren't in Asia. Bubblegums only.
>>66667706
degenerate yes, but i can live without placing a muggy bet right now.
>>66667750
fair enough
if you're interested in an rball bet, Ferrymead Bays 0 asian might be for you.
line has come in from +1 due to rball backers (including myself).
I haven't researched this at all so make your own decision.
>>66667734
Air
>>66667809
were you even implying Euan could tip a large in Asia pmsl
jk Euan up thousands on this tip
>>66667776
nah dont think they can score
Blaklion in the 14:50 at Aintree @ 3.2 ew
Was up mad sums backing at 11/1 during Cheltenham and should very well see more of the same today.
>>66667705
Well, just wanted to know if you'd put some thought into it or if you were just drawing names from a hat.
>>66667595
Starting price or current?
>tfw theres no site in germany that offers horse racing
could be wrong, but i havent found one yet.
>>66667953
Germoney can't use bet365?
>>66668116
they only offer us greyhounds, no horses. betfair doesnt offer horse racing to germans either
>>66667722
They were on ISN only, had a shit line first half but perfectly backable -0.25 in the 2nd half. Low max stakes but price barely moved so could just smash them
>>66668128
What. That sounds strange. Is horse betting verboten?
>>66668221
ffs, couldn't you have just lied to be nice. Down insane yesterday and went to sleep minutes before ko
Surely Bradley Mousley has to be the in-running tennis bet of the century?
Wow, the odds are so appetising.
He's playing somebody who must be tired - having just came through a tough game at 7:45 on Wednesday night.
Even despite that, as a professional tennis player, he should be beating a Swiss left-back despite any fatigue bonus.
>>66667684
when you know, you know, you know?
>>66668391
That's just silly lad, Euan had been hyping this game since about midnight
>>66668400
Good post btw
>>66668522
thx m8
I bottled it and cashed out at 1/33. Bet too much and it scurred me
need moneytrain like that u19 spain slags match like air
>>66668601
Slags qualifier games tonight I think.
>>66668601
Shortish odds, but Samper-Montana in running tennis. 8/15. Started the match at 1/12.
Ranked nearly 1000 places ahead of his opponent. Routined him recently.
>>66668722
Lay him then? He's behind badly.
Cannot see past Morning Assembly for the Grand National, on form alone.
Before it go injured it beat Don Cossack, twice lmao. Has slowly been eased back after two years and got a decent 4th at Cheltenham. It's a proper Grade 1 horse, if it stays out of trouble it should cruise.
>>66668983
On huge
>>66666666
Comon Gold slags, gimme one more!
>>66668391
Unlucky Dino lid x
Could do with a horseytips appearance desu
>>66668983
The Last Samuri for me, jumps superbly
Al Nasar-Yarmouk 2-x
Viborg-Midttjiladand gg
Alanyaspor-Gaziantep BB 2-1
Bet 1-2$$$$
>>66669612
"no"
tip = trip
Ive been tracking bets posted in /bet/ for 5 days now. protip THEY LOSE
>>66669618
>>66669612
doesn't make any sense, please improve on your format writing
are these good bets or is GoBobby just insane? Hes done me really well so far but not too sure about these ones desu, know nothing about horses tho
No chance Netherlands qualify being 6th in the semi, BT gobbling me up.
need a goal in this A league game
>>66664241
Pmsl so shrewd.
>>66669635
1st half "2"; second half "x"
both teams must score 1 goal
1st half "2"; second half "1"
>>66669645
He's a retard who tips favs. What do you think?
>>66669654
JUST
>>66669671
some lotto shite that is. Don't know why the allow internet access to Serbs
>>66669673
pmsl still more profitable than you
>>66669685
Better than "over 0.5 goals"
>0.5
>you can score 0.5 goals
KEKEKE
>>66669691
Pml yeah
>>66669654
Cba, was asleep during the OFC games and now I see this
>make nice calculated bets
>win
>get stressed at uni
>make retarded bet
>lose
REEEEE REEEEEEEEEE
>>66669703
VERY familiar feel
>>66669703
why couldn't Melbourne city score? they surely had a shot at the title
>>66669697
Afternoon :)
>>66669618
This is the guy who didn't want to bet on anything lower than 2 odds. To be fair, one of his tips came through, the other failed spectacularly.
>>66669685
For removings of kebab. Are you kebab?
>>66669694
That means 0 goals or 1 goal, mr. Remover.
>>66669728
think we should assign them to removing penny punting slugs like you pmsl
>>66669728
>That means 0 goals or 1 goal, mr. Remover.
Oh. Thanks mr.Andres.
>>66669699
Just had to lay Russia again. Huge liability now, ends in tears zzz
Drake - one dance
is goat
>>66669772
Can't stop laying Russia, can't stop backing Sweden
>>66669791
What's your total liability now, friend?
I've been betting like an absolute madman the last couple of days. £3k accys and shit. I've slept about 6 hours in 3 days.
The crazy thing is I'm winning. Sleeping feels like I'm missing my opportunity.
Up to 11 grand, with unsettled bets totalling 6 grand. Eg £2k on Speith at 10/1.
I'm going to lose it all then hang myself, right? Misery always follows fortune. This is the way it ends.
dedi surreal
>>66669870
Why are you lying on the internet?
Are you trying to impress us?
muh laying
>>66669881
I'm not lying. I posted my bet slips yesterday. People advised I seek help and said I had a pea brain.
I'm the NBA Accys anon
>>66669870
slips or fuck off big goy
Pml Mackers on Yianbin Funde, awful bet
>>66669898
Post your open bets and not the ones in my account where you can use inspect element
>>66669898
Seek help. Use the money to buy a hooker and have sex
>>66668983
At $26 I'll have a go
>>66669917
How much did you make last night?
>>66669906
I'm on my iPad this time ffs. Slips are a real hassle.
>>66669940
Legend!
>>66669935
Not enough
>>66669870
who the fuck was giving 10/1 on spieth
>>66669962
I actually got him at 12s after a couple of holes. Only for babby money.
Think 10s was his general pre-tournie price. Day was fav at 13/2 and McIlroy at 8/1
I'm quitting betting if West Adelaide slags don't win
>>66669987
he was 8/1 anywhere i looked
>>66669940
Did a few more /bets/.
I think if I drop to £5k or below I'm going to withdraw so that losing it all doesn't haunt me in my sleep.
>>66670022
A lot of time for this. BOL.
>>66670022
Good luck lid
>>66670022
How did you even get so much? Do you work? Why are you throwing away £500? Do you realise what that can buy you in the real world?
>>66670022
Why don't you just play roulette or blackjack?
>>66670022
Start a TT
Mackers wants 30k on Guangzhou SW
>>66670046
>>66670047
thanks m8s
>>66670050
just went on a crazy streak with a £50 deposit. landed a couple of big NBA accys for most of it. my usual bet is about a £20. if I actually had to hand over the money in cash I'd probably shit myself but right now it 'feels virtual' and I feel like I'm going to keep winning but the more I'm typing this sentence the more I realise how fucking stupid I'm being and now I've lost my bottle a bit by actually stopping to think about it instead of just betting ....ffs
>>66670022
pmsl utter pillock
>>66670094
Hope you lose it all pal.
>>66670094
You should maybe withdraw a chunk and still leave a decent amount as your betting roll. In a good position where you can easily spend some and keep the rest for betting, good streaks come to an end and that but up to you, best of luck for your current bets.
>>66670097
this.
what a plonker
>>66669870
This is what /bet/ is all about.
P.S withdraw at least 5000, have a proper sleep, realise it's real money and hope your unsettled bets win....and if they do, withdraw them too.
>>66670122
A plonker and a pillock who has a good chance of being up over £30,000 if Spieth comes in - which he probably will - and whatever other host of crazy bets he has running.
>>66670097
>>66670104
>>66670122
Jealous nerds, live a little. So much more interesting being the maverick who goes on a great run and lives life in the fast lane for a few weeks rather than being a little nerd grinding out a 6.41% roi in asia in his bedroom in his parents house pmsl
>>66669995
Oh dear, oh dear
>>66670161
I like where this is going
>>66670022
I'm feeling a serious pang of nausea just looking at that slip. Good luck and godspeed to you, mr Bong.
dat Cumberland women heart
>>66670104
Rude.
>>66670022
I'm watching these bets more closely than my own. Babos on top but didn't get the break. About to start the tiebreak.
Any reason not to bankroll Guangzhou?
>>66670161
At least try and sound like the guy you're impersonating
>>66670245
No, Mackers is on the plus so they should win.
/bet/ has so many unique posters recently
>>66670245
Mackers is on them apparently
>>66670256
Who am I meant to be impersonating?
Babos is kill. And Sergio obviously won't win so you're down to 1
>>66670022
Awwwwwww
>>66670271
tears
Starchitect getting smashed into favourite
