WAKE ME UP
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WAKE ME UP
He'll be called up any day now la
>yfw this is americans best contribution to football
Post the other one
>>66661908
Nah, it's Pulisic now famalam
>>66661908
desu its probably dos a cero '02, dos a cero '09 and algerian anguish '10
or Alexi Lalas
>>66661419
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
/sp/ BTFO
At least he fucked sweet prime jojo
>Playing in the fucking NASL
>Last season he wasn't even good enough to play for a Finnish club's first team
Goddamn
>>66662312
>crush the dreams of everyone in the american soccer community
>becomes a million
Kek
Is that Shepherd's Pie I smell?
>when you are 24 but pretend to be 14
>>66662691
He's too shit for a 36 year old. He must be 40 by now.
The next Pele indeed.
>>66662334
Where is she now a days?
>>66663926
With K-Ci
btw she was 15-16 when she was with Adu
>>66661419
>5'5
JUST
>>66661419
Jesus Christ that is painful to look at.
>Jozy Altidore still has a career as a professional player
He's literally worse than Adu.
Not bad for an old African man who tricked my entire country
>>66661419
lol
>>66664943
S-Sunderland is just shit
>>66661419
Who even subscribes to this shill's twitter?
Like, why?
>>66666111
Nice digits.
>>66664943
>le 2 PL goals in 3 seasons negro
Literally the american Welbeck.
>>66664943
Sadly for Adu, being considered a flop carries more weight than being actual shit like Jozy
>>66662334
Still reeling frm realizing she's a coalburner
Why would anyone promote their products with the definition of broken dreams?
>>66664943
Adu was way more of a promising player back during his hyped days of the mid 2000s so I agree.
Dozy's only noteworthy achievement was scoring against Spain when he was 18-19 and then sputtered out into shittyness
>>66663872
UNDERRATED
So everyone realises that he's much older than he claims he is?
>>66667147
Because it's still a recognizable name.
>Freddy Adu, oh isn't he that one soccer player I actually know?
Charlie Davies is more of a JUST than Adu. Davies was actually good on the senior level.
>>66666192
Worse yet, who's the ad guy who thought "Man, Freddy Adu would be the perfect person to sell our product."?
If you're on a tight budget, just get Eric Roberts for god's sake
>>66667212
I think it's become semi accepted, or at least one of those rumours everyone passes around, whenever his name comes up. It just makes too much sense when you take everything into account.
>>66667779
>Worse yet, who's the ad guy who thought "Man, Freddy Adu would be the perfect person to sell our product."?
ad people in the USA mistook high participation in youth soccer and the fact that we hosted a mens WC then a womans WC that people were actually interested in soccer stars.
Hey, they were right about him being the next Pele, after all!
>>66662006
I got you mate
>>66667973
I think he did one for some fertiliser spray too.
>>66667973
>vaccuming his one bedroom apartment with nothing on the walls and the cable box sitting on top of cardboard
>putting a ficus up in your poverty apartment for the photo shoot but not putting it in an actual flowerpot only the ventilated pot it comes in, thus dooming your plant to death from not watering or your carpet to having a giant dirt stain
luckily he has a new vaccuum to clean up any dirt from the ficus
someone stage an intervention
hey dont hate the playa hate the game
this fucking nigger is getting paid cash money to shill shitty products on twitter
can't blame him one bit, he is milking his undeserved fame for all it's worth
>>66661419
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE
YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING
>>66668103
He's worth 12 million dollars m8y
>>66669989
>African American
yeah he probably blew it all
>>66666111
holy shit
>>66669989
That doesn't mean 12 m in the bank it includes property and investments too. For all we know that money is managed by his handlers and he doesn't see any of it.
And if he spills any of it hes got the perfect way to clean it up to
>>66664384
>>66662334
You know what's funny? JoJo was 15 here, so if Adu did lie about his age he was probably about 27, not the 16 year old he's listed as in 2005.
A 27 year Ghanaian immigrant came and blacked a 15 year old and America watched it happen with a smile on their face.
>>66663872
>Adu is king of the soccer field. To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield wax paper
>>66666666
What happened to it?
>>66661419
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66664384
Please don't tell me they breed.
>>66674467
they have 3 kids
>>66674467
If you play your cards right, you can have a couple of wife's sons
>>66670120
He probably looks at old photos of them together and laughs.
He still managed to score 3 goals for Benfica in 147 minutes total gametime
>>66675713
Here it is
>>66668168
This, if I could get paid likely 10s of thousands of dollars for making a twitter post, I don't care how stupid I'd look
Do you lads reckon I could go to America, pretend to be 14 and get paid millions to be a footballer?
>>66675713
>>66675729
KABINDA POWER
>>66661908
This was a way better contribution.
>>66675713
>Juve oferece 15 millhões por Fernando Meira
>>66675885
>tfw still remember those days on /sp/
Freddy pulled the scam of a lifetime, Im sure hes just fine
>>66667651
he got in a car wreck
Man, wtf happened to freddy.he was killing it in benfica
>>66675839
are you non-white ?
>>66665270
this
>>66675839
No but you can make bank being a youth coach.
not sure if anyone remembers this but back in 2007 there was a commercial with this nigger and kobe bryant and he's talking shit to kobe or something and acting all cocky and shit
as soon as I saw that commercial I knew this nigger faggot would crash and burn
>>66683187
>UK flag
yup
>>66684307
Calm down friend
>>66662186
>not the denim shirts in '94
YGSIU
>>66661419
holy shit lmao
