Ready for a shitfest just before the playoffs? You've come to the right place
>No Hoss
>No Keith
>no Anisimov
>still no shaw
>Crawford still kill
> Fucking Bickell of all people recalled and is playing the 3rd line tonight
oh lawdy
Blues on the other hand look to maintain their position in the standings, but it's still possible both teams can meet up in round one.
Coverage starts 7:30PM CST.
>Bryan is actually back
>he's playing
Oh god.
>pickles is actually in the lineup and playing in this game
fucking why
Good evening gentlemen. Good news, my first homebrew beer is fucking great.
Happy National Beer Day lads.
>>66659949
I yelled fuck as soon as I saw Bickell got called up yesterday.
We're fucked
I went to Illinois once. Then they closed my college.
>bickell
Ho boy. I feel half inclined to turn it off. But...
>>66660230
We don't have many games left with Pat and Eddie this season.
>>66660238
This is a bad feel.
good luck blues
LETS GO HAWKS
>>66659949
expecting pickles to be kill by the end of the night
>Anisimov dead
>Hossa dead
>Shaw dead
>>66660256
Yeah it is. Tis the sadness of the season getting close to the end
>>66660238
At least we get them for the first round
>all Detroit has to do is win tonight and they're in the playoffs
>they're losing
Not sure if I'm happy or sad
>>66660277
Maybe Bickell can devour their souls and actually remember how to play hockey for the playoffs
>>66660362
I know a fan of them who is going to explode from anger probably
>>66660362
I decided Rbo is wrong and Detroit should miss the playoffs. Fuck them
>>66659949
Who gets injured next?
I mean seriously, 4 people injured and 1 suspended.
Just fucking injure Teuvo so every line is affected why dont you
>dose moves by Breadman
Holy shit he's good
>>66660419
He's like a mini-Kane. Only a matter of time before he's punching out cabbies.
>>66660429
As long as the cabbie punching is followed by a Smythe I'm cool with it
>>66660429
He's Russian, likely it'll be a dashcam showing him hitting a cabbie
fuck these satellite tv commercials
plz no it's too early for the aed.
>>66660485
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH IT
>>66660485
I love the ones where Dish / ATT is saying that Comcast is a massive corporation and doesn't care about you. Like Dish merged with ATT is a tiny mom and pop organization.
>>66660508
you're right. I got up and walked away when it came on.
>>66660531
I wish we had more options. Why couldn't Verizon bring the FiOS here?
>hawks gonna crush the blood
>wongs getting BTFO
>making tendies in the oven
Gonna be a really good night lads
Can't wait to fap
>>66660615
are...are you actually making chicken tenders?
DESJARDINS KILL
pls no
>>66660615
>Not frying homemade chicken tenders
Watching this game is getting me for the inevitable nervous watching the playoffs will bring.
God damn it I am not ready for this shit
>>66660680
The playoff feeling hasn't hit me yet
>>66660680
Ready the blood thinners, the AED, and the alcohol for the eventual first round exit.
>>66660700
I don't drink alcohol though. I never have during a Hawks game. I always do these sober
>>66660719
I think you are in the wrong place
>>66660719
I've been in these threads while shitfaced. Did it at a hotel bar once. I think I told someone we should get Vito & Nicks but I cant remember who...
>>66660719
>I always do these sober.
What the fuck man. Get your shit together.
![kaner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/58TgoHX.jpg "kaner[1].jpg")
The Stars game is free on nhl.com and I think both teams should care about that game.
The Blues are tied with them for 1 seed.
The Blackhawks have a shot at 1 seed. They need to win both remaining games while the Blues and Stars both lose both remaining games. If they just want home ice, they need to win out and for just one of the leaders to lose out.
I personally really want the Blackhawks to get the one seed so they can eliminate the Wild for the fourth year in a row.
>>66660719
How the fuck do you do that?
>>66660719
In that case, get the melatonin to skip the inebriety and go straight to crying ones self to sleep.
It's the same result in the end. And arguably a little less expensive.
>>66660757
Not very easily, especially if its a Konroyd game
>>66660729
>>66660741
>>66660757
HAhA ALCOHOL LMAO
>>66660745
I hadn't even put two and two together about that benefit of being first seed.
Fuck home ice, Dallas and St. Louis should let the Hawks get it on purpose just to fucking troll the Wild even more.
>>66660784
>not drinking
Don't be a lady-boy
>>66660784
I think you are in the wrong place too
How the fuck. Good damn it tivo
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK FUCKING FUCK
GOD DAMN IT BICKELL YOU FAT FUCK!
NICE OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THERE PICKLE.
FUCK YOU
ARE THESE NETS REGULATION SIZE
man he's fat
Welp.
Onto bottle number two
>>66660886
He's a big guy.
>>66660578
I had FIOS when I lived on the east coast. It was so nice. Google is exploring Chicago as an option right now, so my fingers are crossed.
>>66660860
>>66660861
I want his head to fall off
Am I the only Blues fan here?!?!
Also STLBro..
My goal is to go shot for shot with the blues..haven't completed it yet this season
>>66660908
>Only bottle number two.
Get your shit together boy.
>>66660922
We don't like your kind around here lad...
>>66660922
So you've done 7 shots so far tonight?
Do you realize that the Hawks get outshot in every game?
Do you have enough alcohol for a 30 shot night?
>>66660915
If that happens can the Hawks stop paying his fucking contract?
>>66660922
I think most of the St. Louis fanbase offed themselves after getting swept at home by the Pirates.
>>66660910
for (you)
>hawks not shitting the bed with all the injuries
I'm cautiously optimistic
>>66660991
There's still time for that but yeah so far its really good to see them do pretty good with all these issues.
>>66660960
>twisted tea ad
>Day drinking song
I was singing the chorus along in my head as I did a little day drinking myself.
>>66660991
Don't. Optimism is for assholes.
>>66661013
Don't ask why I replied to the bane shitpost.
You guys try these things yet?
I'm having the sour cream and chives potatoes to compliment my tendies
Along with barbecue sauce mixed with a few drops of Tabasco sauce, pretty fuckin good dinner
>>66660991
>Chicago sports
>optimism
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dallas is gonna destroy Colorado tonight. The Avs only had 4 shots in the 1st period.
Are they gonna fire Roy after this season or are they dumb enough to give him one more try?
>>66661041
Get corn in the husk.
30 min @ 350 after trimming the silk.
apply butter, it's like you're at the state fair
>>66661047
Not everyone is the Cubes you fucking mong.
>>66660922
I'm here buddy I just don't post on spee much anymore
>>66661061
>get corn from the husk
I love being from Central Illinois and growing my own Sweet Corn patch.
Having Sweet Corn every year is fucking great.
>>66661066
but they sure play as bad!
>>66661061
I agree that that shit is delicious I just didn't feel like actually cooking tonight
I'm drunk and lazy and getting ready to open bottle number 3
>>66661103
>target
I used to work there and our vendors would never make a display that nice at my old store
I've heard since I left it went to a total shithole, but when I was there i liked my free Starbucks drinks (until management found out at least)
>>66661108
>but they sure play as bad!
le-le-le-le-le XD
Kill yourself.
>>66661124
>throwing corn straight on the rack while drinking a beer as it warms up
>taking it out and eating it
you have a pretty broad definition of cooking m8
>these west coast baseball games
Fucckkkkkk
Why are you people doing this
>wongs
>>66661196
>beer
Nah man its a hawks thread, I need straight liquor for this one
I don't want to feel the pain of heartbreak tonight
anyone have a stream link?
I really hope the playoff games aren't all this boring
>que the asshole who always goes JUST BECAUSE ITS SCORELESS DOESNT MEAN ITS BORING
Nah this game has been boring
>>66661231
Bickell is playing so too late
>>66661234
https://www.killyouareself.com
>>66661255
>its still 0-0
Boreball on the tele (soon)
Furpuck on the laptop
Beer in hand
Life isn't that bad. I mean it's terrible, but it's not that bad.
>>66661263
>>66661231
So you are on your third bottle of liquor?
Either you are drinking some babby bitch tier bullshit or you're lying.
>>66661277
>sac GitROG Monster
0/10 wouldn't even sideline
>>66661289
>hipsterthinkshisopinionmatter.gif
>>66661282
When you're having a shitty day, just think that you could be me.
>>66661330
>Being a virgin cunt
C'mon Rbo
![Mini-Alco[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4g3Iy03.jpg "Mini-Alco[1].jpg")
>>66661308
I'm on my fourth bottle bro. Come at me
>>66661330
>be a sox fan
No thank you.
Today I stole liquid nitrogen from our freezer tunnel at work and made ice cream. It has been a good day.
>>66661330
a mantra to live by.
>>66661347
meh. At least my wallet isn't completely hollow.
>>66661362
>not wanting to be in the despair camaraderie
Suit yourself.
>>66661308
See
>>66661362
>>66661317
>implying he wouldn't be great in edh
Although tbf I got a foil at the prerelease last weekend and I just wanna sell it
>still 0-0
>watching this on gamecenter
Help me bros, whats going on?
>>66661422
I'm a Cubs fan. I've been in the despair camaraderie for my entire life
>these penalties
please no
>>66661422
>at least you could be me
Ftfy
Seriously, don't know why I haven't killed myself yet
>>66661447
Nothing much really. Neither team looks like they really give much of a shit
>>66660950
Of course im an actual hockey fan
>>66661447
Pickle is fucking everything up.
>>66661422
>$$
lel
>>66661431
>imp....magic...etc
Nah, he's good at cycling cards. Even better if you have the synergy of cycling cards via the golgari mechanic. (I forget the name. Dredge? Durge? Something like that)
>>66661330
>life as a sox cuck
Thanks for the pick me up, Rbo.
>every time blues have possession in the hawks zone I know I'm mere seconds away from crushing disappointment
>gain a little "mo" from the PK
Dear god no. Never say that again
>>66661422
Just out of curiosity. What are your favourite animus?
>its a blues refuse to shoot on the PP episode
end my life
>>66661529
Fuck You
>>66661481
>not drinking red ski
Ya done fucked up kid
>>66661546
I'll fucking come over there and tickle your earlobes if you talk to me like that again
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>LAFFS
GOD DAMN YALL NIGGAS CANT DO ONE FUCKING THING RIGHT
>>66661577
I will break your fucking hand you stupid nigger.
Edzo bringing the bantz.
>>66661635
that escalated quickly
>>66661532
Honestly, I really don't have a total favorite. I like to watch mecha and occasionally other stuff.
>>66661635
Joke's on you, I don't have hands
I don't get the whole double call with embellishment.
TOES!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yes
say it with my
>we love fourplay
we love fourplay
>we love fourplay
we love fourplay
>>66661706
whos your waifu? Mines Misato t b h F a M
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!
TAAAAAAAAZERRRRRRRR
SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER
>>66661716
So yeah the double call for embellishment. It's like, yes there was a penalty, but you dove. To me it's really one or the other. There's a penalty, or the guy dove when there wasn't a penalty.
>>66661504
I would love to play this against someone using gitgud frog
I've seen Panik fall like 3 times this game, I think he's legit drunk.
Also wtf is this captcha?
Doesn't get much better than that from Kane
Neither team can even land punches
Mash got Smashed.
>>66661504
it's dredge
I know because I routinely dumpster my friendly magic group with it along with reanimator
>mfw they bring tormunds crypt to the table
>one of like 3 nigs in the NHL
>fights
heh
>Kane Bickell and Teuvo
Is Q high?
>Replacing the breadman with FUCKING BICKLE
WHYT
FUCKING WHY
>>66661917
Q wants to recreate the fuckup from earlier it seems
>>66661917
Drunk off of Binny's Wine
>>66661939
Is it the young and fruity or the old and smooth?
Panik has been a beast out there tonight
Panik demoted from fucking up that feed from Kane
>>66661959
It's a proprietary blend from Carcillo Vinyards
>>66661975
So antifreeze and blood?
>>66661576
>Cusb
Dallas clinches first seed with a win tonight and they're winning 3-0. This game became just a battle for home ice.
okay boys
i think it's safe to remain cautiously optimistic
I am definitely not endangering a hawks win by getting my hopes up
>>66661959
>Old and Smooth
Just like Q
Well we aren't winning the division. All that's left is to take the 2 seed from St. Louis and get home ice for the first round.
Also fuck off Colorado you fuckheads
>>66661706
The last mecha I watched was Ideon. It was alright. The film was pretty gud
>>66662037
I will fucking harvest your organs you fucking shit.
>>66662052
You watch one Tomino work, you seen them all. Except for Turn A Gundam, for some off reason.
>dude from orland is dating the person from palos while another dude from palos comments on the game
>tfw from palos
Fuck ya relevancy
>>66661992
>mixing whiskey
>>66662152
WHISKEY IS THE LIFE OF MAN
WHISKEY
JOHNNY
>>66662088
I've a hardon for mecha but they are always, always letdowns in some way or another.
I don't watch much anymore these days. Just whatever Ghibli shits out and interests the waifu.
>>66662192
SAC are you married to an Asian?
>tfw we might have to play dallas in the 2nd round
idk hawksbros im kinda nervous about them
>>66661988
and teeth
>>66662207
Yeah, 1st gen American Asian.
how much fucking money does vinnys spend on ads
>>66662265
If you sell liquor you're pretty much printing money
>>66662234
worry about that when you have to, maybe they'll shit the bed in round one like the crapitals always do
>>66662234
Dude, Hawks aren't winning this year anyways. I hope we beat Dallas though. I just want to see those meme-loving niggers over in /hoc/ get shut the fuck up.
Schwarber just died lmao
>cubes
>>66662325
>I hope we beat Dallas though.
Jesus christ.... I fucking hope so. Those guys will literally be raid boss mode for us this year if we have to play against them.
christ Darling
>>66662431
>raid boss mode
TBC or WotLK tier or WoD tier?
Because raid boss mode isn't quite what it used to be.
>>66662471
Vanilla (as in you had better fucking come prepared with appropriate stat resistance) Raid-Boss Mode.
>>66662528
So who are Dallas? MC? BRD? ZG? AQ?
>>66662573
MC40, AQ40 ?
No matter what, Dallas is going to be fucking hard.
>>66662617
AQ40 sounds about right.
>yfw Seguin and Benn are the Twin Princes
>Hawksfaggots worrying about Dallas
>implying they won't get BTFO by the Wild or Preds in the 1st round
>>66662704
Where's your anime reaction face you little weeb faggot
>>66662573
Dallas is the whelps room
>>66662721
Preds are confirmed in the Pacific bracket. The Wild can't score to save their lives and are a first round exit regardless of whomever they play.
Literally, the Minnesota Wild couldn't score on a 12 year old girl if she was in goal with no pads and pumped full of rohypnol.
>>66662726
I was just kidding. I made a joke and I'm sorry. I actually don't watch anime but I did used to play WoW. Again I'm sorry please forgive and forget
>>66662721
This. Meme teams always get BTFO in the first round.
>>66662721
>Wilds
>Preds
Nice meme
>>66662704
>Nerds
I didn't even play Vanilla. Only heard that it was serious business. Don't be a faggot.
>>66662721
>implying the Preds won't get PTSD from last year and choke
>>66662748
Fuck you.
>LET'S GO HAWKS
>>66662803
I'm so sorry. You can have this picture if it helps
>average forecasted temp for the next five days is 40 degrees
>it's supposed to rain every day
god dammit
>>66662836
meh
>>66662836
>Central Illinois
>50 degree average
Meh
>Channel my inner Blackhawks Fan COME ON HAWKS
PENALTY SHOT!!!!!!!!!
PENULTY SHOT!
PENALTY SHOT
LEGGO
>>66662748
Why are you apologizing, this is where you call me a neckbeard and talk about how I dedicate time to playing WoW
>>66662768
They might actually lose straight up to the Ducks.
>penulty shot
LADD
>All this poke checking at the blue line
penULH-tee shot!
PENALTY SHOT BITCHES
>>66662894
what movie is that from?
THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
I need a refill
>>66662974
Marko Dano and a 1st half-assing a penulty shot
boy am i glad im drinking
>making Russians angry
that seems like a bad idea
>>66662965
>Flight (2012 film)
>>66662978
Me too bro
>>66662974
A half-assed meme attempt
Every time I see a penalty shot, I can't help but think of this and play that noise in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoorskgF30A
>>66663005
One of these days Panarin is gonna run someone the fuck over and its going to be
And my captcha is bread. Its gonna happen!
And people wonder why Panarin is going to get the Calder and not mcmeme. He's a beast and doesn't back down. He gets mugged all the time and just pops back up. Mctissue would be still rolling around on the ice
breadman is so fucking based
Hawks are still gonna win
>>66663047
Well, it's really the Canadians who wonder why their golden shower boy isn't going to win. Most Americans outside of Philly understand that it's Panarin's to lose.
THANK YOU BASED TVR
Whew lad
>deflected off of Seabrook
Have the Hawks had a Seabs own goal yet this year?
>>66660700
Only Sox fags would be this pessimistic because the team they cheer for in baseball is garbage.
oh god my heart
>>66663135
Who's getting the empty netter?
>>66663132
Man has literally been to the moon and USA sent a fucking volkswagon-sized car to Mars in the time its taken the Chicago Cubs to win another championship. There is literally not a single person left alive on this Earth who was alive to see the last time the Cubs won the World Series.
>>66663166
Panik
>>66663132
You spelled Cubs wrong.
>Eddie
>TREE TURTY TREE
>Notice me senpai
God bless you lad
GOD DAMMIT LADD
YOU FUCKED UP TWICE
Welp there goes home ice.
Ah fucking damn it. Not like the game mattered anyway
FUCKING SHIT
Fuck
Welp Saturday means fuck all now. Jesus fucking christ
>choke
![[sweating intensifies three fold].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0GIGgp5.gif "[sweating intensifies three fold].gif")
GODDAMMIT
There's still one minute left......
based tarasenko
FUCK. Wasn't even planning on posting tonight but go figure.
>>66663248
Look at them, they've already packed it in.
F U C K
F U C K I N G
F U C K
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK
>>66663260
>he says as they almost score
FUCK
GOD BLESS THESE BLUES
Sup guys
>Sox fags get uppity
>Hawks choke
Your shittiness is spreading to teams it shouldn't sox fags.
>>66663224
Are you retarded or do you just not pay attention?
>Columbus game confirmed for meaningless
I bet the Gypsy did this.
>>66663300
Go cry more about Schwarbs, fag.
>>66663301
FUCK
Is it even worth finishing this game?
>Dallas needs the Blues to lose in regulation to clinch the division
>Blackcocks choke like the faggots they are
Fucking nigger loving scum. Fuck Shitcago.
>extra time
For what purpose?
>>66663303
Need to win the next game and they get 0 points in the last game for a longshot at home ice. I know. It really meant nothing.
>>66663351
You blind cunt?
The Hawks are still playing to assure they don't play Dallas in the first round.
I'm going to say it.
Hawks fucked up this year for the long term.
>Overpaid Seabrook, which will bite them in the ass
>Continue trading away blue chip prospects to move "cap space" despite the fact that teams are trade raping them left and right
>Give up more 1st round draft picks for rental players who do not live up to their hype
>Do nothing to fix an anemic blue line that is severely lacking prospects
>Team lead by goalie who basically keeps this team afloat despite horrid possession stats
>Team does nothing to address the lack of goalie prospects
>Hawks going to lose Shaw because overpaid Bickell and Panarin makes too much money
>>66663369
Are you retarded? I mean honestly, are you fucking retarded? Minnesota has 87 points and the Hawks have like 101. Please, go commit suicide for being so fucking stupid.
>>66663366
Don't make me spoon you cunt
Suck dicks blackhawks fags
Your cubbies aren't doing shit this year either
>>66663335
7edgy53me
>>66663392
>Panarin
>overpaid
>>66663408
>implying we're all cubes fans
How about those Rams, oh wait
>>66663398
>spoon me
You worried imma poke you with my war-head cunt?
>>66663408
eat a bag of dicks you fucking nigger-dindu-nuffin-black-rights-faggot
>>66663364
The Blues are playing the Caps next, so no it wasn't a long shot.
>>66663392
The Blues can still overtake Dallas for the 1 seed, dropping the Stars to play the Blackhawks.
>>66663392
>Minnesota has 87 points and the Hawks have like 101
Holy shit you're dumb. Blues and Stars can switch. Your whole post is terrible and you should feel terrible.
