>Detoilet
Bruins pls dont suck
>RUINS
>>66658684
>UK
>Knowing anything about Hockey
Sure
>ruins
Rudd wangs about to be btfo
>ruins thinking they'll not suck
LGRW
>>66658762
This
stream?
LGRW
>>66658787
>finnish goaltending.webm
>Through the magic of elevators
Okay Jack
stream?
Who /swedish commentators/ here?
>>66658854
Reddit NHL streams. Always
>>66658854
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/4dtgo9/game_thread_red_wings_at_bruins_700pm_et/
ffs how new are you?
KEK MI AMIAGOS
PURE KEK
HAHA HERE COMES THE JIMMY HOWARD SHOW
OFFSIDE
OFFSIDE
OFFSIDE
>>66658965
YOURE BLIND
YOURE BLIND
YOURE BLIND
GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER WINGS FUCK
>>66658948
Oh god it's habbening
>poo wings
>>66658965
Nah. Good call tbf. At best it wasn't conclusive
LUL
REMIND ME
REMIND ME WHO SAID THE WANGS WERE ABOUT TO BTFO
ABBs ANNIHILATED
ABBs ANNIHILATED
ABBs ANNIHILATED!
>>66658948
you mean no defense show.
THE NOSE
IT
KNOWS
LET'S GO BRUINS
>Howard
>DEBTOILET
>Franzen is a frok poster
xD le red wings r bad
>tfw if they had just fucking taken care of business against NJ FLA or CAR this could have clinched
>now they have to hope Philly or the Wangs lose their other games too
it's ogre fampai
Detoilet Red Wangers
Wings look flat tonight. Fuck.
>Bombston.
>>66659008
LOVE YOU SVEM
wat r u doin
Detoilet power play everyone
>>66659057
>Bruins choking in March
Are you surprised senpai?
Go Bruins!~
>>66658667
Huge Bruins fan here, but good God has it been a roller-coaster flip-flop impressed-one-day-disappointing-the-next season.
>>66659167
Pray for the leafs.
The fucking leafs.
>>66659100
Not at all, I expect it now senpai.
>>66659111
Thank you based Baker
>red wongs
how can a team be so jekyll and hyde....
>>66659249
Both of these teams suck dick fampai, they're either shit or good and there's no in-between
Thankfully the Flyers are the same way too so it's a three-team meme shitshow
Just got home. Find out Wings already down 2-0. Not surprised.
>mfw against all odds the Flylels lose out and somehow these two teams go ass backwards into the playoffs
>>66659249
>>66659167
It seems we have common ground. This game could wind up being very interesting lol
can someone shop a wong hats on this pic
>>66659296
flyers fan here, very possible
>>66659303
So far the score's in my favor, but who the hell knows, anon...
Finnish goaltending
>>66659303
>>66659326
As a B's fan I know they're going to come out in the 2nd or 3rd and play like absolute dogshit, the game will just revolve around whether or not they survive that period
>BAAAAAAAAAWSTAN
>>66659328
>The Jimmard Howie show
>>66659360
I was being sarcastic
>>66659393
Its okay friend, I just wanted an excuse to make fun of Jimble Howgoob
>Those Datsyuk hands
Leafs up 2-0 over Flyers
Good news for Wings and Bruins.
>detroit on the second day of a two in two
not even once
>>66659474
>bruins ever
not even once
>>66659460
>cuckadelphia will not make the playoffs
>>66659474
They got into Boston at 3am or so.
RIP
NEVER DON'T GIVEN UP BOSTON
>>66659519
Back to backs that aren't both home games shouldn't be allowed imo
>>66659534
What did he mean by this???
Tfw back from work to see broons are up by two
Is detroit trying to get us in the playoffs since filthydelphia is bad?
BELIEVE/BEPNM
>>66659534
They're really legging this thing out
>>>>
If Philly loses to Toronto then all hell breaks loose
>>66659347
>this start to the 2nd
it begins
WE, THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS ARE ROOTING FOR YOU, THE BOSTON BRUINS
THANK YOU FOR BLOWING OUT THE
>WONGS
>>66659781
No no shh itll be fine
>>66659829
Thanks Chicago.
>>66659686
Philly scored, 2-1 Laffs in the second
CHIMPOUT
RUDDY
WANGS
HAHAAHHAHAHA FIRST GOAL IN 55 GAMES
DETOILET WED RONGS
KRUG
Does Howard or Mrazek start the final game?
SCARRRRRR
GET FUCKED WONGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
SCARRRRRRRRR
DA KRUGMAN
just end the streak already
Based KRUG
Howard faked and they negated icing, then panic causes penalty, then PP goal.
Did I get all that right?
>>66659920
Yes sir you did
>Ericson is here forever
Fugg
>>66659920
literally why are you guys playing him over mrazkyxzk?
>>66659917
>>66659897
Michigan man
>Krug's first goal since fucking December
holy woah
>>66659901
They still have the tiebreaker on us friend
I'd honestly just root for the Flyers to lose out as well, I don't trust the B's to win their final game and Detroit to lose it (Detroit has the ROW tiebreaker on us). Philly, however, is losing the ROW tiebreaker to Boston.
Detroit plays the Rags on the final day, Flyers have to go through Toronto tonight, and then the Pongs/Islels.
Philly losing might be the easiest thing to root for.
>>66659932
Because Mrazek shat the bed for six weeks straight after his birthday.
>>66659899
Howard.
>>66659947
Its okay
Whoever makes it will lose to Chicago in the playoffs. You'll all lose to Chicago in the playoffs
This is our year m8
>>66659947
I agree. If the >laffs can hold on, the pens can probably beat them in regulation, and if those both happen then the game on Sunday won't even matter.
LOL JUST NEED ONE MORE
HI RUINS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
GOATCHENKO
FUCK
Fucking finaly...
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK YOU WINGS REEEEEEE
>>66660000
based double quads
Jesus christ.
We're up by two and I'm panicking big time here.
>>66659984
>Shitcongo fan
>Can't into conferences
Lel expect nothingless from the biggest bandwagon in sports
>off of McQuaid's skate
REEEEEEEEE I GOT FLASHBACKS TO SIDENBERG PUTTING IT IN LAST YEAR
>>66660000
mfw hoc did it again
>>66660000
>6666 posts until the devils GET
im scared lads
>>66659984
>Blackcocks fan in charge of knowing conferences
>>66660000
Hi wongs
I hope someone pours bleach in your family's drinking water
N-nice get tho, check these dubs tho
Remove McQuaid
>>66659954
>Mrazeks performance after his bday
Did he do like way too much blow or Molly or something and it fucked his vision/reaction up?
>>66659990
The only problem with this scenario is
1. The Bruins need to hold on
2. The Laffs need to hold on
not really confident in either of those happening tbqh
>>66660049
>>66660072
Hey I just put you guys into the SFC be happy
I'll admit though I might've forgotten which conference we played in just now. I might be a tad bit drunk
>>66660049
>>66659984
>thinks that's not a butthurt RedWongs fan trolling
keep deflecting since you're getting BTFO, I see through your bullshit
>>66660113
Yeah wings broons and flylels have no shot at that senpai
>>66659930
Paying Ericsson $4.25M for the next 4 years. What was Holland thinking?
>>66660118
Cock sucker we're not even going to PRETEND to be Chicago fans. Fuck that team and fuck you for insinuating such a thing you worthless fucking faggot.
>>66660033
Welcome to Bruins hockey
enjoy your stay
Why does Boston always blow us the fuck out. I don't really understand why our team matches up so poorly against them.
3-1 leafs
>>66660131
If the capitals play like playoffs capitals, anything could happen sempai
>>66660148
THANK YOU BASED BABCOCK
>>66660145
Superior mongolian goalkeeping
>>66660140
you're a shit fanbase, you'll do anything to pretend you aren't horrible which you are.
Leafs just scored again, 3-1
>>66660100
Well, I'm not a Bruins fan, so I don't really care if they don't, but if Philly loses out and doesn't get a single point, >you could blow this game and still make the playoffs because of the ROW.
>>66660140
>>66660118
This made me laugh
howard is SO shit lmao
what a meme goaler
>>66660148
I'm a Bruins fan but even I pray at the altar of Babcock if they hang on
tybb
Fellow Wongs fans,
Is Larkin or Datsyuk more worthy of a keeper spot in fantasy hockey?
PING
>Vatrano
>Ferraro
>C.Miller
>playing big minutes in the most important games of the season
>couldn't get called up before the giant fucking tank in the final two weeks
>>66660222
Datsyuk.
Did Glenny get knocked down or did he just fall over?
>>66660164
Eat a dick
Ericsson is absolutely useless.
>>66660179
>The Jimmard Howie show
>>66660138
>tfw I will never get paid over a million a year to be shit at my job
JUST
>Broons winning
>Flyers losing
No, no. Something has to go wrong.
Fuuugg, Bruins needed to score while they had all the momentum
I don't need to almost shit myself during the entire third period
>>66660261
Is there a situation where we both get in and Philthy gets meme'd on?
>both flylels games are nationally televised
Absolutely disgusting fampai
>>66660257
Looking at their future contracts. What was he thinking? There's so many bad contracts that the Red Wings have to deal with. And it gets so much worse if Datsyuk leaves to go play in Russia next year.
>>66660314
A lot of people have finally realized that people like Jim Nill were the geniuses in Detroit but Holland got a lot of credit because he has the official GM title.
Detroit was successful because of a round table, not just one person.
>>66660296
Yes. A couple.
>>66660314
He needs to be fired, it's been clear for the last three or four years
>>66660296
Shut the fuck up you bitch
I hope Detroit burns to the ground, I don't even get why your """"""""" city"""""""""" is allowed to exist
Seriously, go eat a bag of dicks and die motherfucker. Don't ever post on /sp/ again
>>66660296
Its already been posted. Again, if Boston wins and Philly loses (both in regulation), then Detroit is in 3rd and Boston has the wild card. Both of >us will be up two points on the floyers, but they'll have one game in hand. If they lose to the pens (almost certain), then they can't make the playoffs.
>>66660296
If the Leafs can hold on tonight, and then lose in regulation to the Pongs or Islels (or both) then both the Bruins and Wings get in regardless of their final game.
If the Flyers lose tonight or one of their final games, and win the other two, Bruins/Wings can still get in if they just win their own game.
Basically if the Bruins and Leafs both hang on tonight, the chances of a Flyers meme become high, I don't think they can beat Pittsburgh.
>>66660329
Please hockey gods let this happen. /hoc/ hasn't had a solid Orson Welles day in ages.
>>66660314
Idk I'm just hoping they make it in this year at least win 3 playoff games then start the rebuild next season enough of muh streak
>>66660341
>being mad
>at the internet
>>66660328
my canadian friend told me it was all babcock. was he lying to me?
>>66660366
In the last 4 seasons, a LOT of it was Babcock, yes, and before him Bowman, but even aside from that the Red Wings rosters were really, really, really fucking stacked for a very long time. Think modern Blackhawks but even worse.
>>66660314
>datty leaving for mother Russia
How can he leave if he's still under contract? He doesn't actually GET his 7mil if he goes does he? And how does he not know what that does to the club for that year? How is that not a middle finger as he steps on the plane and jets off into the red and gold sickle hammer sunset? Not cool man
>>66660389
He doesn't get the cash, but its "only" 5.5 mil.
>>66660352
Alternatively, say the Bruins somehow lose this and their final game. If they lose out, and the Flyers lose out, then they still get in. The Wongs do as well. Both teams own the ROW advantage over the Flyers so the points don't matter.
>>66660341
Chill to nuts suuun
>>66660355
Wings aren't winning 3 playoff games. Not this year.
>>66660341
Save being angry for when you're losing. I fucking hate Boston right now but you don't see me ranting about it, I took it out on Chicago instead because I hate them a lot fucking more and if this was a Blackhawks/Wings thread I'd be a lot less classy. You're supposed to be laughing while you're winning not have a chapped ass, chill.
>>66660341
>Chiraq
>>66660446
>implying that's not still an assblasted Chicagofag
All Bruins fans here are holding our ass tightly waiting for an inevitable collapse, there's no time to be mad. Don't blame anonymous randoms on us.
>>66660389
It happens by him saying he doesn't want to play anymore and goes to Russia. It wouldn't be the first time a player leaves while under contract. He's been disappointed with his own play this year and he wants to play in front of his Russian fans before he's too old.
>>66660441
I'd like them to force a 7 but your right probly not
>>66660476
I'll be pretty butthurt if he Fedorovs us desu.
Broons winnan
>>66660401
Oh I thought I heard NBC dude say 7, I thought that was high even for him when I heard it
Thanks for the (you)'s lads
I won't return the favor tho
>>66660000
Hi wongs, nice get
>>66660510
His contract is for 7.5, but it was a frontloaded contract, so there's only 5.5 left to pay out next season.
>>66660535
Have another one
Shit fuck ass, stop being so energetic Broons. Wings on really slow skates tonight, makes me fall asleep on my guard duty in the woods at 3:57 a.m.
>>66660476
>>66660496
Unfortunately if he leaves(as honorable as his intentions might be) I doubt we ever see #13 retired to the rafters.
>>66660605
Lift your head up and pull goddamn security!
>>66660613
I would be okay with it if we can send his contract to Arizona or some other team that just wants to reach the cap floor.
>>66660605
take a nap breh its the second night of a back 2 back
...pls i want to see the Bs in the playoffs
>>66660484
I'd like them to win the Stanley Cup but we have to be in reality, I don't see them going far, if they even make the playoffs.
>>66660605
Falling asleep on watch was punishable by death in most civilized nations. At least until everybody turned into pussies.
>>66660666
>Tfw gf wanted to see some shitty movie tonight.
>Her beta orbiter went with her so i could see the game.
Mixed feels. Should i care?
>>66660441
>>66660484
Assuming you guys make the Atlantic playoffs and not the WC I could see you taking a couple games off of Tampa without Stamkos
Bishop and the Triplets will probably meme hard though
>>66660496
>>66660613
I don't think he'll leave for Russia. I think he'll stay for his final year. He said he enjoys playing with Mantha a lot so maybe that can keep him to stay one last year, teach Mantha some things and maybe make one final cup run next year. And more importantly, that he's 100% healthy.
>>66660684
Just wait until we use the octuplets to curse the floyers into an eternal rebuild.
>>66660628
It's not like somebody wants to steal explosives from military area, r-right?
>>66660646
I mean, it would probably be possible but not very practical at the moment plus if by chance some cunt has some business here and I'm asleep I'll be fairly fucked, probably would get some kind of punishment for it.
>>66660666
>>66660688
invite him for a threesome then fuck him in the ass
>>66660688
Think of it this way: orbiters never get it in and this game is probably the most critical of the year for the playoff race in the best sport on the planet.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEMP
EHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEHHE
EVERYONE NOT A BROONS FAN GET OUT OF OUR THREAD REEEEEEEEE
>detoilet
>>66660701
Pull security, but you better goddamn not pull it while standing on the Sargent Major's grass
>>66660693
We've split the season series against the Panthers and Lightning. I don't know who I would rather face. Probably Panthers just because they have less playoff experience.
>>66660713
>>66660718
She kissed him once when she was drunk but said it was a 'friend kiss'. I guess yeah he'll never get it but it still feels weird that they hang out.
Thanks bros.
>>66660688
if this dude is a true orbiter then you should know it doesn't matter
STEMP = BASED
THATS GOODNIGHT FOR JMMAED HOWIE SHOW
You now remember that this game was at one point 0-0
>>66660739
KREJCI SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
GET THE FUCK OUT, WONGS
2 IN A FUCKING MINUTE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets go Leafs
>>66660743
We would face washington not the panthers.
>HOWARD
>HOWARD
>HOWARD
>HOWARD
>HOWARD
Howard pls
Guys, is this the end?
;_;
HOLY FUCK BROS WE MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE IT
FUCK
Fug I delayed studying for my Calc test for this get your shit together wongs
Christ, wait until you're 5 down to bring on the better keeper.
GOOD NIGHT JIMMARD HOWIE
>wangs
Holy fuck that was brutal.
>>66660781
Completely right. Well TB it is then.
Leafs still beating Flyers 3-1.
>Babcock helping out his former team. Thank you.
PENULTY
pls don't choke bruins
WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST HAVE FUCKING DONE THIS AGAINST CAROLINA WE WOULD LITERALLY BE GUARANTEED A SPOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Eriksson
why nigga that was an open net
>Michael Dyer @Mike_Dyer13 6m6 minutes ago
>Bruins win tonight + Toronto win vs Philly in regulation (up 3-1 right now) + Bruins win in regulation or OT on Sat = guaranteed playoffs
COME ONNNNNNNNNN
NHL.TV STOP BUFFERING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Just let Loui score now!
>>66660958
He just had a wide open net and fucking hit the side of it.
>>66660940
>wanted a comfy final game if the Flyers lost to the Laffs and Pongs
>we have the meme matinee on Saturday so have to hold my ass for another 60 minutes since they play before the Flyers do
>abdelkader hurt
>>66660940
I think they have to win in regulation on Saturday, because they'd be up 2 points (4 with a win) and the Flyers could still win two games.
>>66661057
We have the tiebreakers with the Flyers.
Literally all we have to do is win if Philly loses tonight and we win.
is Mrazek Czech for befuddled?
Flyers scored. 3-2 leafs. 11:27 left
>>66661166
fack
Who kept an Octopus hidden somewhere until now?
And now thought was the right time to throw it onto the ice when the Wings are down 5-1 and only have 1 shot this period?
>someone just threw an octopus on the ice
oh god dont do this shit guys
>Abdelkader ded
>Howard going to suffer from PTSD from getting slayed
>floyers threatening to come back against the >laffs
Today is a dark day indeed.
Okay assholes, enough with the fucking squid
CAN'T ZAZZ
>>66661166
FUCKING LAFFS COME ON
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
54 minutes into the game and Rask has faced 2 high-danger shots all night.
Howard faced 10, 4 goals.
God I love Bruins Stats.
>>66660958
They just gave him credit for goal 5, making him the 3rd 30-goal scorer this season on the broons
THIS IS NOW A LAFFS FLOYERS THREAD
EVERYBODY THIS GAME IS OVER, LETS GIVE OUR COMBINED POWERS TO THE BABCOCK AND THE LAFFS.
>>66661239
This game just gets better and better
>>66661280
Broons Goon reporting in. Take my power based Babcock
\o/
>>66661280
Please save us Cockmeister.
>>66661280
no i won't allow this
Last game. Blashill should roll these lines.
Zetterberg-Datsyuk-Abby
Tatar-Sheahan-Nyquist
Mantha-Larkin-Athanasiou
Richards-Glendening-Helm
>>66661280
PLEASE LORD BABCOCK
wow that snipe
thank god the Bruins memed to start the 3rd or I'd be shitting bricks right now
DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING A
Nice shot by AA. From same hometown as him. Good kid.
Good game Wongs fags, sorry you got caught on the back to back but really glad to see the Bruins actually show up to save their season (though they still need help technically)
Here's hoping the Flyers are the ones that get cucked, all three of our teams are a complete clusterfuck and will get BTFO in the first round though.
Whew
GG Detroit
LET'S GO MOTHERF-ERS
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WIN SATURDAY
Flyers tied it up
