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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
>DADA 5000 claims he died during Kimbo fight, had kidney failure and 2 heart attacks
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11380108/dada-5000-claims-he-died-during-the-fight-against-kimbo-slice-at
>Tate-Nunes confirmed for UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11381976/miesha-tate-to-face-amanda-nunes-at-ufc-200
>Khabib fighting a who
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11388246/khabib-nurmagomedov-gets-replacement-darrell-horcher-at-ufc-on-fox-19
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Zigano vs Peña confirmed for UFC 200
Lawler will be in the UFC 200 comain
gi 3x a week MINIMUM
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11387206/shogun-calls-internet-critics-virgins-who-think-they-know-how-to-bone-ufc-news?utm_campaign=bloodyelbow&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
weweweweww
Shogun confirmed for browsing /heem/
>>66657464
Obviously they don't hold a candle to even Flyweight, but Holm, Rousey, Miesha, Nunes and Zingano are good for female fighters.
>>66657471
is one of her parents jewish?
neetrex
schaub
filthy
>jon
(You)
me
>>66657489
>hue banter
i remember when shogun was literally the entire internets boy
>>66657489
>>66657482
i'm all for immediat rematches if the champion was beaten narrowly and if he has been dominant, multiple defenses and shit
I would've minded Tate - Holm 2 but I'm OK with no rematch since it was Holm first defense
She's getting fucked in an hilarious way tho, since the UFC wanted her to wait for the money rematch with Rousey and she asked to stay active
![Bylwbn8CQAAvxp-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x4eZzTs.jpg "Bylwbn8CQAAvxp-[1].jpg")
is nick the tooth a meme yet lads?
>>66657587
HOLY MOLY
>>66657587
I physically can't handle the sound or sight of Portuguese
>>66657489
he should lose weight tbqhwy, i had sex yesterday
>>66657590
no he sucks
>>66657583
It's very light-hearted,' Tate said. 'Conor is hilarious and he keeps things light-hearted and now that we have Nate, we have those two flipping each other off and Holly and I are making friendship bracelets.
>women
>friends
![The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v_snapshot_00.10.01_[2016.03.20_20.01.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/lBfRBqy.png "The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v_snapshot_00.10.01_[2016.03.20_20.01.26].png")
Time (you)'s
NOW!
>>66657504
I don't know, I'd have to call her and ask her.
>>66657590
He's fucking disgusting that's all I know
>le run your hands through greasy hair then roll dough with them man
>>66657480
NoGi 7x a week.
>>66657623
he lacks a fucking tooth he already looks disgusting
I'll ask again
is there a heem channel like Dawk Ins for apehoop or The Beast for fightan vidya? Just good montages without awesome music overlay?
(You) know the drill
>>66657668
>soy sauce
bad for gains
>UFC 200
>2 WMMA matches
Lawler better be on this shit or this card is going straight into the trash tbf familia
>>66657679
>implying a literal god of haha and testosterone cares about trivialities like that
>>66657648
whats the beast?
>>66657679
not if you're on keto
>>66657623
>lacks a tooth
>complains about greasy hair
also McGregor's disgusting sweaty armpit is horrible
>>66657489
>Most fans support me
stopped reading right there desu
>>66657710
>keto
>KETO
>he does keto
>>66657668
is he contractually obligated to keep that haircut?
>>66657587
>>66657689
Miesha is hot an can fight.
Zingano is hot an can fight.
Women's reebok outfight is tight.
Only way Lawler will be there is if they schedule him against Condit.
GOAT card. It will be goat card, guaranteed. Trust me, cap this post.
>>66657710
>he fell for Rogan's shilling
Carb up you shitkaant
>>66657705
BONITA
Not thick enough.
>>66657752
outfit*
>>66657752
Miesha vs Nunes will be JUST BLEED
>>66657679
Fermented soy doesn't fuck with your gains
>>66657613
/HIGHTEST/
>>66657710
>rogaine shilling
fucking goof
>>66657705
Laura?
>>66657710
what is keto
>>66657812
>>66657778
>>66657719
>I believe something some anon said on 4chan
It works and it is, without a doubt, the easiest way for a man to lose weight. You get to crush steaks wrapped in bacon and soaked in butter and eat as much cheese as you want.
Believe whatever you want, though.
>>66657613
Same, it fucking disgusting listening to hue's chimp out in practice.
>>66657861
rose is such a qt
>>66657869
你很蠢防癌,抗癌的白痴
>3 days until a comfy morning card filled with heavyweight heems with the lads
>>66657861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis
>>66657829
pretty ironic picture there bud lol
>>66657889
>the lads
can you stop being a faggot? what's up with my fellow americans using britfag slang?
wait the card is on in the morning?
>>66657920
Oui
>>66657920
well yeah its in europa shitkaant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>American cops
>>66657920
It's in Croatia, timezones are different
>>66657861
its a diet unhealthy fat people use to lose weight through calorie restriction and eating as much as grease and unhealthy stuff possible
its a good way to scrap 20years of your life clean
>>66657920
>tfw it starts at 4:30pm
Not even sure I prefer that to the usual 1am
caption this image lads
>>66657920
Starts at 10:30am ET or 7:30am PT for burgerbros
>>66657980
dontwakemeup.jpg
good response to something bad happening
>>66657980
Sleepy Artem
>>66657984
the weight difference there is just too much, they have to split it to 235 and 265
>>66657936 >>66657940 >>66657946 >>66657970 >>66657984
help /heem/ i need completely blackout window blinds for 5 foot by 6 foot windows by sunday
>>66657980
Mr. Spock something something
>>66657648
these are the ones I can think of
https://www.youtube.com/user/BJJSCOUT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2i7H-EzzpQLeaj3Qplatjw
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/user/Mifojei
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMontageKing
>>66658009
why even have 265 limit, if someones 300lbs and good enough to be in ufc they should be allowed, and would mean some guys wouldnt have to cut to 265
>>66658036
Thanks, these are nice
>>66657944
![Tiffany-van-Soest1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gcxEy8o.jpg "Tiffany-van-Soest1[1].jpg")
>tfw this qt3.14 just signed with Glory/Invicta
>>66658068
only Mifojei really does montages though
The others are either breakdown or voiced over videos
there was another cool channel called mmm MMA but it got shut down I think
>>66658082
>dutch surname
>doesnt even look remotely dutch
btw paige's surname is also dutch
>>66657944
>>66657944
>>66657944
EXPLAIN THIS LIVESTREAM TO ME??????????
>>66658082
Is that the bitch that beat cyborg in muay thai?
>>66657944
>black people
>>66657705
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-WkUmMBrqDTXXAK4BOCbw/videos
great channel
>>66658082
lovely white dutch woman, is she a good fighter?
>just realised I have a doctor's appointment 17:00 on sunday
>card starts at 16:30
>am going to miss my boy de chirico fighting
fuuuck
>>66658163
12-2-1 in Muay Thai/Kickboxing, 0-1 in MMA. Not bad.
>>66658115
Doesn't look like it
>>66657869
>steaks
>bacon
>butter
>cheese
https://youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk
>>66658175
how's your heart?
>>66658214
lmao who is this crazy fuck
>>66658179
Just checked Jorina Baars is the Lion Fight champion that beat cyborg
guys a lesbian friend of mine who i'm in love with contacted me out of the blue after a month and is hanging out with me tomorrow. i've kissed her twice and she knows i'm in love with her. she's 5ft tall, real cute
so my question is
what submission should i throw on her when i feint the cuddle and hip toss her
Find me ONE picture of Paige Vanzant's mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
i found her dad in that video
I looked up Rachel VanZant and the result is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHPNwyh1I8
fightfu time
>>66658272
Our guy
>>66658271
dunno, that's what I'm supposed to go to the doctor for
fine probably
argentina called it, it was just meme anxiety
>>66658314
our guy is durian you gassed up kaant
>>66658310
>>66658307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHPNwyh1I8 [Remove]
>start the video
wew
>>66658307
http://www.mma-core.com/photos/Happy_Mother_s_Day_to_my_amazing_mother_ilovesunshine4_Paige_VanZant_Instagram_Post_May_11_2014/83446
>>66658336
M I L F
I
L
F
>>66658310
>>66658344
ya pretty good for a mother of 2
>>66657910
>my fellow americans
i'm not your fellow nigger
>>66658221
Holy shit this got me hyped up for a potential rivalry for a loooong time.
I would totally want mcgoob and nate have a forever rivalry.
Damn you ufc shills
>>66658329
Any freaky bitches in here?
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>66658349
thank (you)
that's where she gets her chubby arms from
she looks pretty white from that picture though
>>66658382
i know, whoever made this is goat. i wasn't hyped at all before now i want to see the fight again kek
BREAKING
Jon Jones involved in car chase
https://youtu.be/3mq5hrUDoYo
>>66658382
>yfw in 2035 they'll fight at Bellator 1000 just like we saw Royce and Ken a few weeks ago
>>66658367
you sure that's not a sister or a cousin?
she looks too young
>>66658418
I say nate does the nutkick cuz he's a jusitsu black belt and conor is the kickée because he does the same roids as ken
>>66658435
it's not her i just felt like posting it
>>66658344
jesus
>>66658457
oh aite
>dc vs jones is kill, replaced with shitty fan
>khabib vs ferguson is kill, replaced with even shittier can
Who will be the first to drop out of UFC 200?
>>66658457
You did good
>>66658344
those are her 2 little kids
that's a good fat shaming video
lads i got heemed by an asian last night
should that be grounds for retiring?
>>66658503
depends what asian, is he american? if yes then off yourself now. if he is thai or chinese then just post willy and we'll be good
>>66658503
post the CCTV footage
>>66658310
>>66658537
>>66658537
>all those smug cheeky kaants taking a peek at her arse
haha
>>66658537
Do you have more Ireland? I do enjoy those titties.
>>66658537
>>66658537
who is this aryan angel?
Phil Davis and King Mo were on Rick Tittle's sports show today. Mo shot on Winslow as a bad ref.
>>66658537
>tfw no comfy bosom to fall asleep in
>>66658615
i'm sure you've got a couple potatoes around the house you can stuff in a pillow
>>66658606
>amerishoots
>tfw dern is the next wsw champ and dethrones the polish goblin
where does holly homely go from here?
>>66658221
this is a good promo, especially all 7 or 8 seconds the winner of the last fight was in of it
>>66658676
wait for ronda to regain the belt then heem her again
but eventually get heemed by cyborg
http://youtu.be/RMw-fKtZVRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI
>>66658691
mcgregor is the main point of it lad, and you can bet your ass he's a bigger draw than nate. don't be delusional eh there bud
Lads, /r/-ing the holly pic with her holding the murica flag and looking down. no its not the one where she has the belt.
>>66658068
Who is this gilf?
>>66658728
kek
So Fightpass added all the EBI and a fuck ton of old school Pancrase.
What happened?
>>66658758
thanks for the update, 2 dollars and 59 cents have been deposited in your usbank account
>>66658769
Retired
Guys I think Rogaine is breaking, I'm scared
>>66658758
Great, now can they add a navigable website and a player that isn't utter shit ?
>>66658777
idk I was surprised to find them.
>>66658788
Also this.
>>66658728
Based Raging Al
>>66658783
that's what happens when you're on the gas for too long
>>66658808
Is he going to go somewhere far now?
>>66658783
Why does he keep booking literally whos?
oof, who's gonna break them the news?
>>66658728
wow I'd be so embarrassed if my boy did some shit like this
whew
>These fights on UFC 200 will blow your mind
>>66658833
>Man U
Mike is a cuck
>>66658823
He's with some LSD SHROOM megaking and the dude is super old and they are talking super duper bitching about social issues like they don't wanna talk about power rangers.
why s every girl in mma either a butterface or a butterbody. why can't there be a true 10/10
>>66657828
Of course it is
>>66658728
don't get knocked the fuck out...
by these prices
>>66658082
Aint she the chick that didnt get paid by Lion Fight?
>>66658783
HE'S LOSING IT
>>66658821
yeah, death. nigga puts so much chemicals in his body its bound to happen
>>66658834
this tbqhwy, werdum is too based for this shit
>>66658871
because true dimes don't need to do mma to get rich
>>66658358
Mah Nigga
>tfw shes the female Khabib
>>66658890
Fuck I liked that little fella, he was like family.
>>66658855
>not being excited for Tate vs Nunes
Nunes is a MUUUUNSTER, she has an over 90% finishing rate and is the most feared striker in the division. Miesha Tate is a one of the kind fighter with tons of heart who always finds a way to win. This is truly a once ever match up, an unstoppable force vs an immovable object. Fasten your seat belts, this fight will blow your mind.
>>66658893
>no he can't, that chink manlet can't take that left yeh
>>66658643
>Potatoes
>Not Meatballs
>>66658893
Of course, porra.
>>66658889
What does Jones have for lunch?
>>66658893
>le unironocially lose to Aldo man
>>66658912
Nunes has the gas tank of a fucking heavyweight, lad. she looked like complete shit last fight
>>66658912
what are you doing in the caliphate rogan?
>>66658925
steak and pineapple, hehe
>>66658865
b-but he's from manchester
>>66658936
She dominated a world class striker in her last fight, Nunes is a truly ferocious fighter who goes all out for the finish at all times. Tate vs Nunes is the fight the fans wanted and deserved.
>>66658889
is it ever OK to call a guy who made you cry a bitch?
>>66657804
claudia is now my girl desu
>>66658986
Why is Khabib fighting this poor whitey? The Lightweight Division might be the most stacked area, why is Dana feeding Khabib a can? Is it because of his injury layoff?
>>66659084
Khabib is the only one who can beat RDA and the UFC hates it when non charismatic hues are the champs
Nick Diaz was a so-so fighter in the UFC, left and fought in the minor leagues, padding his record. Somehow this conned Dana into thinking he was good, so he was brought back and has been blasted to a 1 - 3 record in the UFC since his return.
>>66659124
He got those fights because he sells PPV's you fucking goof
>>66659124
Actually, he's 1-2 1NC
>>66659124
Against GOATs though after his return. He'd beat almost anyone past the top 5 in WW and he'd do it in dominate fashion.
Robbie Lawler was also a so-so fighter in the UFC before his career resurgence in strikeforce who only still holds the belt because he figured out that winning one round then winning the 5th is all that matters in a title fight.
>>66658777
>$2.59 per post to shill fightpass on the internet
sign me up
I would love to do that in my spare time every once in a while
>>66659124
>Penn
>Condit
>GSP
>Silva
Yeah man who the fuck would lose to these bums? Send him to 1FC so he can get even opponents.
>>66659124
Nick has the GOAT opponent streak
>>66659124
>>66659209
>a GOAT
>the rightful champ
>the GOAT WW
>the GOAT MW
god damn that is big fights
http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/jon-jones-vs-jon-jones-ufc-star-on-his-greatest-opponent-himself-20160407?page=5
>>66659225
nick looks so much faster and powerful there.
>>66659295
yeah, i'm a huge diaz fan, and even i have to admit nick has really let himself go
>>66659104
>werdum no charisma
>khabib charisma
fucking wew
>>66659345
way to pretend that I said something that I didn't
Reminder Khabib will never lose.
>>66659371
reminder khabib has no knees
>>66659207
hit me up on twitter you goof
>>66659371
reminder that khabib btfo rda
>>66659383
Say what you want, monkey face whatever, I'd ravage her with the force of a thousand sun
>>66659383
>agreed to fight rose on short notice
>ufc literally had to sign someone to get cuckbib to fight
>Khabib vs Some guy
This is the best you can do Dana? The most stacked division(tm)(c) in the UFC and no one to fight Khabib?
>>66659383
i bet her vag has a helluva grip on it
>>66659420
>The most stacked division
I'm so fucking sick of hearing this, it is nowhere near the most stacked division lol
>americans unironically finding gadelha attractive
Whats with yankes and scary looking brazilian women?
Gadelha/gabi/becht are all unattractive as shit, step up usa-sama.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11381824/ufc-zagreb-foe-friend--journeyman-unconventional-path-octagon-ivica-truscek-nicolas-dalby-mma
Ivica has my hespect. Great article
>>66659450
It's leftover from the Showtime period desu.
>>66659463
wat
>>66659457
we were talking about claudia loving america
>>66659457
she looks like she has a penis, most american men are secretly homosexual
>cap this
>>66659457
How dare you comparing Gadelha to Gabi and Bitch Correia ?
Claudia has an objectively attractive face, something that can't be said of the 2 others
>>66659405
>implying
>>66659443
>implying
>>66659476
Dana use to hype the LW division a lot when Pettis was big before RDA.
>>66659506
>ynr Pettis was on cereal boxes at some point
>>66659506
pettis could have been way bigger than he turned out to be, feels bad tbqhwy
she loves guns drugs and motorcycles you're objectively a cuck if you don't like claudia
>>66659405
el cuck was the one that dropped out, khabib wanted to fight cerrone
Reminder that Jessica Eye is the best boxer in WBW division.
>>66658300
vaporizer
>>66659506
>PETTIS IS LITERALLY THE P4P BEST FIGHTER ON PLANET EARTH
>>66659532
and you are objectively a homosexual if you do like Claudia, she has a giant clit and sounds like a man when she talks
reminder that filthy tom would ko silva
>>66658175
>poorfag cant into dvr
kek
>>66659495
ur joking right?
Gadelha literally looks like a dude senpai
You can fuck better looking dickchicks for 30 bucks here in brazil tbqh
>>66659549
being gay for women with certain somewhat masculine features is the straightest thing you can do, faggot
when will we wordfilter the word cuck lads
my candidate for a replacement word is goofball
>>66659569
if you say so
>>66659585
This
>>66659585
goof is just fine
>>66659585
it was wordfiltered, we got it back
a mod gave me a 24 hour ban for bypassing the filter for cuck earlier this year
>>66659506
>tfw Luke Thomas was nuthugging Pettis like crazy despite showing no improvement in his grappling
>>66659591
>le intimidated by muscular women """"man""""
grow a pair tbqhwyfamalam
>>66659606
oh yeah, i remember kek
but changing 2 letters isn't really the same thing as making into a different word entirely
it still has the same sound to it
>>66659585
This just shows you how good of a fighter Schaub really was, that spinning elbow was beautiful. In comparison look at Rothwell mindlessly spamming the left hook until it finally clips Schaub. This is why MMA isn't that popular, technical fighters often lose to inferior fighters, making it a very frustrating sport to watch.
>>66659618
Pettis is the McMeme of the LW division. Wrestlefucked to hell by any decent wrestler.
>>66659640
More technicial does not mean superior
>>66659640
>Implying the most popular in the world isn't full of less skilled teams beating the better one week in week out
Someone's getting heemed bad this weekend I can feel it, but who?
>>66659585
>>66659640
the labored way that schaub throws that right hand as ben is stumbling backwards makes me laugh desu. it's a girl punch.
>>66659619
>>66659658
Most popular SPORT in the world, obviously
>>66659660
fake sage
>>66659596
mmm those broad shoulders and vascular forearms, yum
>its a khabib ducks RDA episode
>>66659660
it's you
You know remember Jesicca Aguilar
>>66659663
10/10 body but her face brings her down so much
>>66659687
she's fighting lima who is unironically top 10, maybe not with usada
>>66657480
GI 5-6 times a week here.
...literally nothing else
But still, I win
How about diaz trolling cerrone and pettis on instagram calling them "fukn dorks" lol.
reminder that the big tard will be hw champ by 2017
jej
>>66659708
nevermind cookie monster is
Are Sage
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11387646/ufc-news-mma-interview-jon-jones-hit-and-run-police-felony-crime-albuquerque
>God wanted me to hurt people
>>66659722
Who wins Ngannou vs Rothwell?
>>66659734
idk but that's a spicy banger I'm willing to see
>I enjoy watching Mousasi
>>66659734
hillbilly
>>66659722
rothwell has improved quite a bit lately in terms of technical skill, even if it is a bit gimmicky
that gogo choke and the way he holds his arms out to parry/block punches is fairly technical stuff and it's served him very well
