Fiers Vs. Eovaldi
Houston
1. Jose Altuve, 2B (R)
2. George Springer, RF (R)
3. Carlos Correa, SS (R)
4. Colby Rasmus, LF (L)
5. Carlos Gomez, CF (R)
6. Luis Valbuena, 3B (L)
7. Tyler White, 1B (R)
8. Preston Tucker, DH (L)
9. Erik Kratz, C (R)
New York
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Alex Rodriguez, DH (R)
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
5. Brian McCann, C (L)
6. Carlos Beltran, RF (S)
7. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
8. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
9. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
First for castro
Yankees desu
astros win
>be drunk last night
>take the astros for $100 @ +110
>mfw I realize today what I've done
That was the worst looking 123 inning
It's depressing how empty the stadium is
Hey we got him out for once
>>66655082
It's 4:00 pm in NYC on a fucking Thursday. Only NEETs attending.
man eovaldi may throw like 97 but I swear I could hit him, that shit has no movement at all. yeah its 97 but its as straight as a batting practice fastball. meanwhile look at, say, syndergaard's fastball, which actually moves
>>66655082
They had been saying all morning how it was going to be raining all day, not surprised. Not to mention mid afternoon on a Thursday
>>66655082
This is what Hal and Lonn wanted.
....more like Lellsbury amirite
Can arod stop swearing when he doesn't hit a home run? I had to cover my wife's son's ears when I heard that.
>A-Rod will never get a hit again in his career
>>66655082
I thought Le 2015 Man bought home plate seats for anyone willing to wear pony pajamas in public
>http://www.strikeout co/baseball/378160/1/new-york-yankees-vs-houston-astros-live-stream-online.html
Stream just in case anyone still needs one
>Gomez in charge of plate discipline
>dat perfect whistle
Kek
>>66655345
>but he'll still lead the Yankees in stolen bases.
HWITE
Fucking Eovaldi only know how to throw meat balls.
Ugh he's getting hit hard by everyone
>>66655372
I might start using one, for some damn reason Root Sports Houston has the picture too big for my TV apparently. Like a good 2 inches are cut off from both sides and I am not sure why, wasn't an issue last season and I have the all the same shit.
Welp
Fuck you, Eovaldi. Time to get the bullpen going.
>eovaldi
Well, looks like its going to be another season of constant Home Runs with hardly anyone on base.
The only thing that really worries me is our pitching, hopefully yesterday was just a bad day.
Eovaldi
Another pitcher with memechanics
>>66655708
It's just really cold. Also
>TUCKER THE BALLFUCKER
>Yankees starting rotation
If they don't figure this out we're fucked
>>66655708
>Tfw saw that guy last year at Minute Maid
fuggg
Meme hits
If Tex fucking adjusted his swing to take advantage of the shift he would bat 1.000 hitting shitty dribblers like that
>>66655777
I wouldn't place too much stock in some of these early starts. The weather is shit, guys are still getting adjusted, etc. If it's 3 or 4 terrible starts in a row, though, then something might need to be done.
>Tex just went the other way
wat
God Teixeira is the slowest baserunner
>>66655987
McCann is slower, but Tex looks like he's running in mud this season.
Do you know samurai?
Castro will tie the game right here, lads
>>66656065
Is that Kei Igawa? I have his autograph from attending a AAA game. He signed in moon runes
>>66655958
I think both teams can attest to how shitty this weather is for pitching.
I don't really take much stock in the pitching of either team for any of these games.
Ah well
>being tagged out by a manlet
>the (second) based manlet
Pinche Castro
Ichiro Suzuki>>>>>>>>>>Shin-Soo Choo
total rWAR
Ichiro 58.4
Choo 29.2
>>66656122
yesyes He was No1 southpaw
but he isnt slowing now
lm very sad
>those two dressed up guys in the background
>>66656219
>the only good thing current year man ever did
>>66656219
We're they there yesterday? They were Ninja Turtles on Tuesday
>>66656309
It's appalling how many people unironically find him funny
>>66656219
I would imagine they get a lot of shit there.
>>66656328
Yesterday was two lesbos wearing the Katy Perry shark costumes. Opening day was the ninja turtles.
Which is higher rank, Hideki Matsui or Shin-Soo Choo?
Eovaldi is exposing Correa for the meme he is
>>66656309
It's just some shit for faggots TV show?
didi is elite
Didi=elite
>>66656457
A Yankees executive made comments about how he and the organization don't want peasants sitting so close to the field, so John Oliver bought tickets and gave them out for 25 cents to anyone who would agree to wearing a stupid costume.
>Ellsbury actually producing
He's still gonna collapse before the all star break, isn't he?
Wew this offense excites me it's no longer pray for arod and text to hit dingers
A-Rod will tie the game right here
>>66656535
hamstring or 25 day broken fingernail dl incoming
>>66656530
Wow, wonder how long this shit is going to last
>>66656560
Stop jinxing us
Thanks Alex
>>66656700
Hey, it almost worked with Castro.
Mullet magic
Eovaldi and the defense are imploding
Thank you based white
thanks Nate, blow your arm out fag
>>66656832
They'll make up for it when Severino pitches a perfect game tomorrow
>>66656778
~almost~ is the key word here
Eovaldi pls like learn a change or something ;_;
>>66656907
White Power
umps bailing this shitshow out as usual
Where are all the astros fans in this thread?
>>66656983
They're probably babysitting their wife's son
>>66656976
Madcuzbad
MCCANN CAN
HOMERUN
>>66656983
right here senpai
>>66657001
OH MCCANN CAN
Can the yanks stop teasing me
just wondering but is meredith still thick?
STARLIN
T
A
R
L
I
N
Castro is a god
CASTRO YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
STARLIN IS BAE
FUCK YES !!!! THANK YOU BASED CUSB
WHAT IS PITCHING? HOW DOES ONE DO IT?
BELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!
>there are people that still doubt the trades made by Cash
Shit i need a castro jersey asap
Good afternoon 4chan pals! Phew! Finally got time to be here... Go Yankees!
>>66657119
How has warren done thus far?
>>66657140
how's NC Yankee bro?
Maybe I've gotten too used to Canada's bullshit -40 temperatures, but those open-face hoods look retarded and wimpy as hell.
>>66657153
Well, we still talking about Panama Papers...
>>66657161
Rasmus is a pussy ass bitch. It's like 50 degrees over there
a team that hits. amazing
>dat Oregon State speed
Alex pls
What does the 8 on the Yankees' sleeve mean?
>A-GOD
Based a god he did it for yogi
AGOD AGOD AGOD AGOD AGOD
>>66657372
yogis number since that nigga ded
Tfw tie game
>>66657399
Oh lmfao truuuu
>>66657150
i dont think he has pitched yet
>>66657372
Yogi Bear
>le filthy stuff but no control over it man
Classic Eovaldi
are the offenses really good or is the pitching really bad? or both?
>>66657416
Both, but the weather is also contributing
Cmon tex mex get another cheeky steal Alex
Castro will hit a walk-off home run
Based Correa
Who here play online games?
>>66657483
Curt Schilling
Our spics > your spics
>Yankees pitching doing well
What's going on here?
>>66657637
Shoot yourself trip fag
>>66657637
yankspics best spics
>Asstros fielding
>>66657685
THIS IS TRUE SADLY.
>>66657657
FITE ME IRL FAGGOT
> these shit tier spics
You get these guy from a non island country?
Does MLB just manage baseball or softball, too?
>>66657725
you're not gonna be a regular in yank threads right ?
>People behind home waving at the camera
This is why the Yankees don't let normie fucks sit behind home
Pigeons are literally rats with wings
>>66657758
I AM NOW
>>66657742
>MAJOR
>LEAGUE
>BASEBALL
the fuck do you think
>>66657776
You said rats? This morning I saw a cat eating a rat.
>>66657805
Make a trip so I can filter you
>>66657776
They seem to get worse and more brave every year.
>>66657805
>>66657823
Please do
>>66657823
What do you mean?
>>66657823
>>66657850
Please don't be mean to Mo
>>66657823
WEEEWEWEWWWEWEEWEWEW
Pinche Didi
THE YONKEES SUCK
>>66657933
Dubs don't lie
>>66657933
they suck on yo momma's titties
wew lad
>>66657801
>being a dick to Panamabro
CAN'T HANDLE THE BIG BOY PARKS
Headly is looking good this year lads
CAN'T BELIEVE THE SHREVE
>Iraqi """""""""""""""""Freedom""""""""""""""""""""
Good goys
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>Kate Smith
>>66658105
>le shreveposter mang
>>66658122
Gets me every time
>>66658127
USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>66658136
If they really want to shorten games they should drop this
>>66658122
operation globalist nwo agenda
>>66658199
Operation Manufacture Jihad
The Panama Papers leaks could be a step for a new global economy management... :o
>>66658294
Panama papers and your flag. okay great joke
>>66658294
Good god get a trip
only
FAGGOTS
hit
SINGLES
HOOOOOOOOMEEEEER
TEX IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
TEX MESSAGE
Silla! Go Yankees!
TEX MESSAGE
>>66657933
Btfo
GIT GUD HOUSTON
YOU'RE ON THE MARK, TEIXEIRA
Hopefully Tex can stay healthy this season
>>66658327
What do you mean? I know trip is a synonym of travel... :s
>>66657933
>the city of you
He would have 3 home runs this season too if it weren't for the strong winds on opening day
DINGERS
>>66658392
Trade Tanaka for Kikelel
Rally time boys
Don't love having betances on the mound as much as I used to, he needs to get a grip
>it's a betances takes two months to find his control inning
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
DIRTY DELLIN
I'm sure Yankees will win today! :)
>Asstros
I never understood rasmus, the nigga either hits random homeruns or strikesout like crazy since the days of oakland.. too erratic for me to want him on my team
>>66658633
That describes about 95% of all home run hitters
hey michael ! tell us how many are in attendance :)
>An inside the mouth homerun
what the fuck McDonald's
didi is elite
How much earn Didi per season?
>>66658735
Didi drawing walks would be fucking amazing. Could honestly turn him into a top 5 shortstop.
Nice SB there, too.
I would prefere Mariano Rivera for close this game...
>>66658741
http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/new-york-yankees/payroll/
Who /millertime/ here
THICK
>>66658792
You know it
>le never keep helmet on man
>>66658792
rt here senpai
>>66658781
Sabathia $25 millions?! LOL!
DP coming up
gg Ted Cruz
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's Miller time baby
GG Houston
Hopefully the offense can keep this up, game was unwinnable a year ago
WHO /MILLERTIME/ HERE
WEW LAD
Miller time
GG stros
Woohoo! Yankees won! :D Well, tomorrow will start a new series against Tigers... Hope to be here...
See you tomorrow, 4chan pals!
Good series, Strosbros
gs
