>Friday 8 April
Chiefs v Blues
Force v Crusaders
Stormers v Sunwolves
>Saturday 9 April
Hurricanes v Jaguares
Reds v Highlanders
Sharks v Lions
Kings v Bulls
Some sevens or some such nonsense tomorrow apparently.
What went wrong?
>this thread
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>/asp/
>>66647683
kek
>>66647683
how autistic do you have to be to be first
>Queefs v Boos
Queefs, easily. We all know this already.
>Farce v CruBASEDers
I think this will be a long, slow and boring defensive contest, with the Crusaders coming out on top.
>Stormfags v Sunweebs
Stormers by a decent enough margin
>Hurrichokes v Fags
It will be a shit match for the first 60 minutes and the Chokes will run away with it in the end.
>Speds v Whylanders
Landers easily.
>Shorks v Loins
No idea. Picking Shorks only because of homeground advantage
>Kongs v Black Bulls
I think we all know.
>>66647851
tipping the reds to upset the landers to be honest
ben smith is a big loss
>>66647810
It's that mentally ill obsessed faggot who used to post that girl laughing every thread. I'm 99% sure he also occasionally spams with dick pics.
For the record since people seem down syndrome enough to fall for it that was the second Super Rugby thread on Friday after the first one post capped and those are both first threads for Friday.
>>66647897
absolute top fucking kek
The Memelanders could play with 13 and win
>>66647901
What the fuck did you guys do to the last thread
>>66648012
There is literally nothing wrong with the last thread
Rugby Challenge 3 out on the 22nd (17th in NZ I think?)
Looks like they fixed the retarded offloads and the player hub looks awesome.
Is Mckenzie actually good or is he a genuine meme? From what I've seen he's just ok.
>>66647897
There is no universe where the Reds don't fuck it up in the last 20.
Let me tell you the story to every Red lose this season before they happen. The forward pack does ALL the heavy lifting, backline shows moments of 2011 GOAT tier excellence but mostly just fucks up again an again, forwards either lose motivation or they run out of gas from doing so much work and then they lose in the last 20 minutes.
>>66648230
What I want to know is whether he is eligible to play for Scotland.
>>66648230
If you have seen his last few games and think he is just okay you're a pleb.
Currently he has the most tries, most carries, 2nd clean breaks, most defenders beaten, 2nd Metres made, Most points (by 38),
I want the Heineken Cup back.
RRC is a cheap imitation that was conceived to exclude Celtic teams.
Fuck the French dog fuckers.
>>66648258
>>66648292
Cotter needs to get the SRU's massive cheque book out right away.
>>66648230
Sounds like you've got your eyes closed. Still early to say in the season definitively, and he hasn't played an international obviously. He's on track to break several records this season.
You can't play this well in Super Rugby against top teams and be a meme.
>>66648294
Yeah I prefer this qualifying system (minus the automatic Italians) but the Heineken cup had a much better feel to it.
>>66648258
Apparently he has played Sevens for NZ so is not eligible.
His brother Damien is still qualified though.
>>66648230
he's a genuine meme kicker that's for sure
>>66648446
Need to combine that smug smile he does with Biggar's autism dance.
feat. superstars sbw, messam and le meme bogan
>>66648492
All I can picture is some pedo wanking behind the bushes of a playground
>>66648497
>The Fastest Man In Rugby™
kiwi passports are uuuuugly
>>66648562
Mealamu is a genuine thug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4XDVd5oSs
If you had too..
>>66648580
kys Keven
>>66648603
Charlotte Caslick a qt with a qt voice
Chloe Dalton a miserable cunt
>mfw pic related
>>66647426
>>66647446
LIterally why do you even save these
Rugby Sevens makes its debut at the Rio Games, with both the U.S. women’s and men’s teams considered to be medal contenders. The seven-a-side variant of rugby lasts only 15 minutes per game. The U.S. is a defending rugby champion, of sorts, having won the gold medal in the 15-person version of the game the last time it featured at the Olympics — in 1924.
>>66648676
>the U.S. men’s team considered to be medal contenders
Brehs, illbro here lads, two big tasties from mcdonalds and I can't taste them. Blew my nose hard earlier and air came out my eyesball.
If I die, bury me with the dankest /rug/ memes
>>66648292
after having played the force and kings.
>>66648230
Nah he's a good fullback with a lot of potential. Hopefully will get a cap this year.
Meme kicker though so it fucks me off when people say he should be kicking for the ABs.
54% kick success last year and 75% this year. Cruden isn't kicking at the moment because of injury recovery, not because Rennie thinks McKenzie is a better kicker.
Do you think Smugkenzie knows about his good mate Daniel's celebrity status on 4chan?
>>66648869
Smugkenzie IS original ams
>>66648368
>>66648230
Are you talking about Marty McKenzie?
Damian's the one everyone's talking about
>>66649300
Ewan m8
>>66648152
Is it any good? Might even buy it actually. Never had a rugby video game before. Does it feature Top 14 teams too?
>>66649697
Looks pretty good, it doesn't have Top 14 or the Pro 12 because they're licensed with Rugby 15 but the player hub means you can make your own teams/leagues/kits etc
>>66648230
What matches you been watching famalam? He's gonna rip Wales a new arsehole.
Could have been a meme up to last week, lot of talk about him after winning against the Force and scoring loads of tries. Pressure was on and he delivered against one of the best defences in the comp.
Got such a relaxed running style, similar to Crudens actually. its a pleasure to watch /smug/s lord and saviou
Afro Faletau > Current Faletau
>>66650797
>you now remember when Faletau was used as an attacker rather than a defender
>>66648772
>air came out my eyesball
my nan had this when she got testicular cancer, go get yourself checked lad
>>66647851
Winny mate I recon your spot on. Thats what I picked for the bru tipping anyway. Think I might have the margins wrong but I would rather be a touch conservative you know mate
>>66653060
There is literally nothing wrong with this thread.
>>66648853
Meme post.
He's not the best kicker for sure, but Cruden has always been a shit kicker himself - don't use his injury as an excuse - he's fucking terrible.
Also add up the fact that originally Cruden was kicking most kicks, but McKenzie took a few of the harder ones, which would have hurt his stats. He's not a great goalkicker, but don't try to imply Cruden is any better when he isn't
Sopoaga is the only real genuine goal-kicker we have.
>>66653655
>literally nothing wrong
Shit title
Shit name fag in op
No times for the games
Doesn't have what teams have a bye
You now remember Taine Randall
>>66648772
Get avocado down ya
>>66648497
Le Honey Badger?
>>66648676
I welcome our new AmeriOverlords to this sport
>>66654848
>born in hastings
>went to lindisfarne college
>played for highlanders
>middle name is "Cheyenne"
Shortly before he runs out to battle the Blues in Hamilton tomorrow night, Aaron Cruden will take a marker and etch a couple of commands on his left wristband.
It's a practice he's adopted throughout the campaign, Cruden's first since returning from knee surgery, and one that's had the desired effect if his form and the Chiefs' results are any indicator.
Generally two or three directives, they can range from the obvious - in his first outing of the year, he wrote 'ENERGY' - to the nebulous - in the big win over the Force, it was 'BOUNCE UP'.
What Cruden opts to emphasise tomorrow remains to be seen, but the first five will have a hard time being more prescient than he was before last weekend's humbling of the Brumbies. In a performance that produced three spectacular try assists, Cruden accentuated two key areas: 'FOOTWORK' and 'LINE SPEED'.
>>66657696
Poocuuck on pooicide watch
so who the fuck is going to be the second centre?
Fekitoa and Ngatai?
do we really want two dumb coconuts?
>>66658280
>ngatai
>coconut
The maturity and intelligence of his game has improved a lot over the last couple of years but I am unsure if he would be the pick. The hole left in the centre feild is massive 2bh and anyone that gets picked will probably fail to fill it.
There are also other options that might work depending on who they pick for the surrounding spots
>>66655125
Ye
>>66658280
Both are strong, handsome and intelligent
>>66659101
Shit meme desu
three hours until auckland sees an increase in domestic violence lads
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