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>>66644834
>>66644870
>>66644873
you are not invited

DET:G Jimmy Howard posts shutout in big victory
EDM:Taylor Hall gets 3 points in venue farewell
MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
COL:Avalanche eliminated from playoff contention
LA:Milan Lucic scores twice in Kings OT win
FLA:Florida Panthers win the Atlantic Divsion
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smell em
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holy fuck this place is shit
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is this the real thread
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Which goalie is most likely to carry their team kicking and screaming into the second round?

If the >rags do advance it will have to be hank getting the last use out of XXXL pads, the team is shit.
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>>66645004
Must be, other thread got deleted
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>>66645004
just let the retards stay there holy shit
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>>66645019
Jimmy Howard
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>the yulia pedo wins with his early thread
Fuck you and fuck the hypocrite modes
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holy shit that redditor must be the most autistic guy on here
Im sorry for triggering him boys
>>66645019
quick
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>>66645057
>>66645061

faggots I am the OP and I specifically said that neither of you or yulia are invited here. go make your own thread
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>>66645068
Fuck you faggot I know it's you because of the fact it says hoc general since you get so ass blasted about it. You're beyond the worst poster on /hoc/
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Why does the Flyers logo have a sunny side up egg on it?
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>wake up
>Detroit hold on to the lead and won
>they shut Philthy the fuck out
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>>66645081
what the fuck are you talking about? I said you're not invited. your posts are pointless just go away
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>>66645096
Eat a dick you pedo faggot
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>>66645086
it's a target to shoot at when the player has fallen out of favor with their fanbase
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>tfw your spirited shitposting led to this clusterfuck

I don't even have to post anymore lol
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>>66645112
If it's a target, why isn't red?
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>>66645086
none of philadelphia's team names make sense.
>flyers
the logo is a P
>phillies
um thats the city I guess
>eagles
yeah thats the national bird, they don't exist anywhere near there though
>76ers
yeah 1776 is an important year but you shortened it
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>>66645126
Leave. You kill threads. Please don't respond to me.
You can talk hockey. Just don't "cunnypost" and avatar fag
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>>66645089
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>>66645173
Phone fag
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>>66645133
>No Chorizo con huevo
>No machacado con huevo
Pleb list desu senpai

>>66645149
That kind applies to most team, doesn't it?
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>>66645178
Based Jimmy jam
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why am I suprised that master of chubs is the pedo posting autist? That guy is seriously mentally ill.
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>>66645202
I'm sure all cities have one team where the name makes sense. its pretty bad to go 0 for 4
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>>66645212
I told you to shut the fuck up
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>>66645213
Los Angeles
>Lakers
>Galaxy
>Kings
>Clippers
>Rams
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>>66645212
I'm the eggs powerrankings. That fuck is a Flyers fan.
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>>66645232
thats not a city though, thats a wasteland. lakers at least had an explanation before they moved.

angels is an actual name though and dodgers was also a name before they moved cities again too. LA just loves stealing teams
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>>66645212
>>66645241
I live for sweet sweet (Yous), not to destroy /hoc/ threads
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lelelellee LALALALALALALALA LEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OILERS = POO POO TEAM!

HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>66645291
quality post Kipps
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>>66645291
STOP WINNING
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If joe thornton retired at the end of this season would he be a hall of famer?
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Who will Las Vegas get in the expansion draft next year?
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>>66645311
Of course.
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>>66645307
>never won 3 straight games in a row all season
>wins it at the end of the year when we really had to tank

felt so depressed this whole week

;____;
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>>66645337
Not depressed enough. You're still posting.
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>>66645337
think about me when you get sad
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>>66645356
shut the fuck up
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>>66645380
Careful you might trigger him into one of his fits
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>>66645380
Put your trip back on
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>>66645399
Americans are by far the worst posters

Never on topic and always talking shit
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>>66645399
>Canautists binding together to weep through the playoffs
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>>66645417
They are usually really mad for no reason. I don't get it
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>>66645337
Posting tits on /hoc/ will make you feel better.
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>>66645311
no
he has almost identical stats to Mark Recchi and Jeremy Roenick both of which are not in the hall of fame
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>>66645417
I give you Mexico
>>66645430
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>>66645465
you're worse than mexico, you faggot
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>>66645492
I see. You want to see kippers 12 y/o boy tits too. That's embarrassing desu
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>>66645399
I see i don't even have to post and it triggers you
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God damn Canada are you actually this salty about having all your shit teams get eliminated?
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Is a Canadian going to win any award this year?
Art Ross >American
Rocket Richard >Russian
Norris >Swede
Hart >American
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>tfw wongs meme their way to second round due to no stamkos

Thankyou based yzerman
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>>66645577
>le invisible playoff man
Did he even score a goal in that series last year
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>>66645595
No he blew but wongs wont need to worry about him
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>>66645565
Why didn't you include the Veznia retard?
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>25th at worst
>28th at best

Those 3 Cali wins really killed us.

If not for those we'd be tied with laffs for last.
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https://streamable.com/qrnj

WOO

WE FINALLY HAVE A DARREN HELM WITH HANDS
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>>66645630
My fault. Holtby the consensus? You're in luck Canada. You won't be completely shut out.
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>>66645630
>Vezina
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>>66645565
McDavid will win the Calder

Holtby or Elliott will win Vezina
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>tfw no O Canada this year in the playoffs

Gonna miss it after how amazing it sounds in Winnipeg and Montreal's barns desu
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>>66645702
>mcmeme

Nope. That'll be Russian as well.
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post QTs you want to BLEACH
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>>66645665
Also it appears the voters ate finally going to make the Norris about defence again.

Why is /hoc/ always about /int/ shitposting?

Clearly Canada produces the most elite talent. But on the other hand every country expcept Russia is quickly catching up.
Its 2016 can't we just enjoy the sport?
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>>66645431
Roenicks not in the hall of fame?
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>>66645743
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>>66645728
>McMeme
>2nd in 5on5 points per 60 mins
>top 5 in ppg for most of the season and hit 2nd
>possibly the best player on his team along with Hall
>has a shit ton more skill than any other rookie
No way he can't win it, he is the best rookie.
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>>66645743

>>66645747
90% of my bans come from /sp/ because i get baited into int fights against these fucking leafs
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>>66645743
senpai
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>>66645771
So you you have a weak will. The only way int shitposts continue is because you feed them.
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What current players on teams will get their numbers retired?
>Kings
Kopitar
Quick
Doughty
Brown
>Ducks
Getzlaf
Perry
>Hawks
Toews
Kane
Keith
>Pens
Crosby
Malkin
Fluery
>Red Wings
Zetterberg
Datsyuk
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>>66645747
Come now. Shitposting only increases over time. Being 2016 isn't an argument here.
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>>66645764
Panarin also has a higher shooting percentage. We could crunch advanced stats all day but the fact remains that Panarin is in the to ten in the league in points. It won't be ignored
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>>66645802
Lecavalier
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>>66645747
Enjoy the sport? Nah man, we're only allowed to shitposting about each other's nationalities, apparently.
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>>66645802
Kane

Crosby, Malkin

Datsyuk
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>>66645802
>Canucks:

Sedin
Sedin
Horvat
Maybe Tanev if he plays with us for long enough.

Burrows will get Ring of Honour.
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>>66645859
>Panarin also has a higher shooting percentage
Probably because he has Kane feeding him great passes and creating great opportunities, not to mention Panarin is also playing for last season's Stanley Cup champions, so he has great support around him.

>the fact remains that Panarin is in the to ten in the league in points.
He is only higher than McDavid because McMeme missed half the season, therefore total points are irrelevant in this case. PPG is more relevant.
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>>66645923
Panarin is also playing with one of the worst faceoff men in the league. Don't get me wrong. Mcdavid will probably be one of the best of not the next player in the league someday. He's just made of tissue and will lose the Calder because of it.
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make room /hoc/ bros fresh meme commin thru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xB7YGXXNj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xB7YGXXNj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xB7YGXXNj8
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>>66645964
>Doge hockey
>not superior Bair hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRZD-CEEV8
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https://twitter.com/bradgalli/status/717866740462518273

PASHA PLS
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>>66645802
>Capitals
Ovechkin
>Rangers
Lundqvist
>Laffs
Stamkos :^)
>Stars
Benn
Seguin
>Flyers
Giroux
>Bruins
Chara
Bergeron
Rask
maybe Marchand
>Habs
Subban
Price
>Flames
Gaudreau
>Snes
Karlsson
>Wild
Parise
>Sabres
maybe Jack Eichel
>Islanders
Tavares
>Panthers
Ekblad
not Barkov
>Devils
Schneider
>League wide
Jagr
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>>66645951
Calder is awarded to the rookie with the most skill though, not the rookie who is least prone to injury.
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>>66645993
Delusional
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>>66646015
the A ball gives more scoring in the league, which would eliminate the need to decrease the size of goaler equipment at the cost of protection to the player in order to boost scoring in the NHL
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>>66646049
Maybe Finns should just get good at hockey.
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>>66645993
Way too many numbers.
>Quality players =/= legends
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>>66646104
ok, maybe take out Subban, Giroux, Bergeron and Parise.
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>>66646140
Parise will be retired. He's one of the few that you posted that will be retired
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>>66645993
Koivu will get his number retired 100%. Parise not so much. Parise is a massive contract that hasn't played out. Until the Wild have more playoff success, Backström has a better chance of being retired.

But then again your whole post is who is good now, not who has been a major face of a franchise
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>>66645802

Datsyuk might but Zetterberg probably won't.
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>>66646154
Parise has done more for the Wild in 4 years then Koivu has done in his career.
Just the rejuvenation of fans when he signed outweighs Koivus absolute best season

>muhh bloated contract
I think it's funny that the only people that ever bring up Parise's contract interestingly enough aren't even Wild fans
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>>66646153
Why? He hasn't done amazing things for MN yet. Has had lower production than in new fucking jersey. Obviously if he keeps it up throughout the 25 year contract and gets them to the wcf you could make a case. But unless he has a resurgence under a new coach his play style lends itself to a dropoff in his 30s
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>>66646162
How can you even say Datsyuk might? He's a definite lock to get his jersey retired, he's even a definite lock for hall of fame.
Zetterberg won't get hall of fame but he'll likely get his jersey retired
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>>66646187
Not everything is points lad. He's been Minnesota's best player every year he's played.

Probably more jerseys sold of him in 2 years than Koivu or Gaboriks entire careers.

He's basically the staple of Minnesota hockey and even if he doesn't break some meme points record that you have as a goal post his contributions to making NHL hockey a big deal again throughout the state can not be quantified. After the North Stars left a lot of people were turned off. Even when the Wild were selling out games during Jaques Lameme the Wild weren't many of Minnesotans go-to team believe it or not. Nothing to be inspired by. Nobody for kids to look up to. Now people state wide watch every Wild game. They give a shit. People wear Parise jerseys

I'm going to be dead fucking honest with you lad, the Wild are a what, 15 year old franchise? Parise signing was the biggest and most important moment in franchise history and I'm being absolute straight faced serious. Did a lot for the community.
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>>66646170
I am a wild fan, chubs. He isn't deserving of the pay, just hitting 25 goals. Who scored goals during the 11 losses in 13 games? Coyle. Parise scored a meaningless 5 goals in 2 games and has been quiet in their 4 game skid.
Sure he is great for PR and ticket sales but look at the players that have the same pay. He just hasnt lived up to on ice expectations
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Now he can make it all up in the playoffs.
For someone that lives in the asshole of MN you sure love a St Paul boy
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>>66646198

You are fucking high and don't realize that the Red Wings have IMMENSELY high standards for retiring jerseys. With a really long history with a TON of players that were crucial to both the success of the franchise and growth of the actual sport, they have retired SEVEN jerseys.

Lidstrom (arguably the GOAT defenseman and unquestionably top 3)

Yzerman (Savior of the Red Wings and one of the GOAT forwards)

Abel, Lindsay, and Howe, who basically created Hockeytown with the famous Production Line.

Then you've got Terry Sawchuk who was at the time considered the best goalie to ever play the game and set a goaltending wins record for the next 30 years. Nobody broke his shutout record until MARTY BRODEUR.

Delvecchio is the final jersey and a big part of his retirement came from winning three cups in Detroit and is one of three players to play over 1500 games on ONLY one team, all three of whom were with Detroit.

Is Pasha a great player, possibly one of the best ever? Yes. Are his stats great? Yes. Is he rafter worthy for Detroit and the standards they set? Probably not. Even Larry Aurie doesn't have his retired but that's mostly Illitch being a fuck.

When you look at retired numbers in Detroit you can't use the same bullshit metrics for other teams where they hang shit like DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS. As far as the standards for retirement, banners, etc, Detroit's are as high as Montreal's.

Some teams actually have and give a fuck about their legacy.
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>>66646246
>detoilet
Wake me up when you're relevant again
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>>66646246
>Debtoilet post
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>>66646236
Haula has been arguably a better player since Torch took over. Why would Parise embody Minnesota hockey when he went to the almost Canadian frozen wasteland of UND?
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>>66646246
>Won two cups
>Numerous individual trophies
>One of the most respected players in the whole league
>One of the greatest and most creative players to ever play the game
>Duur our legacy
You're retarded, you'd fuck up your legacy by not retiring his number
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>>66646307
UND is a better choice for a hockey player than UofM

Just look at how JUST UofM has went.
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>>66646309

He has to get a HHOF induction to even be considered first, and even that's iffy.

Not even top 100 in points all time. (103)

178th in Goals. (That's below Eric fucking Staal for the record)

To his credit he IS 79th in assists thanks to playing with Hank and the Wings teams he was on early in his career.

At the end of the day though those aren't career totals that guarantee let alone have an amazing shot at the HHOF. Is he supposed to get in just off the fact he was flashy and really good at dekeing people?

Take the fucking homer goggles off.
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>>66646328
>there are 0 other D1 colleges in MN
There are plenty of options other than the goofers.
>half the team are freshman
Ya the program is totally shit because top players keep going pro. Yes that is a flaw that they can't be kept around but not entirely the programs fault.
How are the fighting Hawks going to look in a few years?
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>>66646335
>Implying I'm a Detroit fan
Fuck off nigger, if him being inducted into the Hall of fame is iffy who (other than Crosby and ovi) isn't iffy?
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>rags
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>>66646442
Girgit monkee
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>>66646429

The standards for the HHOF are really, really fucking high. Do you really think he's good enough to be put next to names like those? They're not just All-Stars. They're straight up legends of the sport. I think Pavel is an incredible player but I really don't know if he is at Hockey Legend status.
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>>66646452
>tfw soon vinnys name will be on that list
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>>66646478

>yfw you remember he almost became a >laff
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will the Sedins be inducted into the HHoF?

like will they be in individually, or together?
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>>66646496

Considering their stat line is basically identical, which is fucking creepy, they'll probably be inducted same time, event, etc.

Them not winning the cup after being cuck'd by Boston might really fuck their chances though. The HHOF takes championships and awards into its nominations which is retarded (outside of Rocket Richards, etc).
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>>66646478
If Vinny doesn't get inducted I'll murder someone and burn Philthy to the ground
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>>66646487
He could have been a hasb
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>>66646530

If he doesn't it'll literally be Philthy's fault too which is fucking hilarious lel
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>>66646452
Agree to disagree then, guess we'll just wait and see
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>>66646503
>Olympics
>World Hockey
>World Junior

Both Sedins won at every level including individual awards, but missing the Cup. Unless it's a weak year, I don't think they will make it.
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>>66646545

The Stanley Cup has a really heavy weight on the nominations though it seems like, which I've always thought is totally fucking retarded since it's a team sport, but whatever.
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>>66646545
Kips I think you're falling too much into the "everyone hates us or is against us" view that so many of our fans have. Outside of a few loudmouths at the top,people appreciate the Sedins' talent. The Sedins will get into the HHoF. They're not first balloters, but they'll get there.
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>>66646584

Pretty sure they're fucking aliums that play via telepathic connections desu.
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>>66645291
>LEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>filtered
Glad to know my Litecoin beggar filter still works after all these years.
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>>66646584
Nah, people don't hate the Canucks as much anymore since they're a shit team now. Never bought into the "everyone and the refs especially hates us!" meme (save for the few refs that did say they hate us).
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Friendly reminder
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>>66646626
>>66646632
>doncherry.jpg
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elite
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>>66646722

Inbred caveman retard
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>>66646722
Based nemo
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>>66646767

Only thing based here is my dick in your mother
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>>66646774
Btfo
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>>66645565
Calder > Russian.
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Suomi on likainen keltainen paskanreikä
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>>66646752
>mad at elite
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>>66646335
Fedorov's number is getting retired in the new barn. If Dats stays another year (which he will) to finish his NHL career with the Joe along with it, it will be a double induction for the two Russians in 2017. They played two very unique games for the wheel, each of which bridging over two very distinct eras. If retiring a number in detroit hockey were all about stats it would just be jew york baseball. You're a fool to think otherwise.

Yzerman's was retired before getting inducted into the HHOF so your argument there is invalid too. Z definitely won't get his digits retired though so I agree with you there.
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>Pens so dominant right now that their former league MVP and SCP MVP is reportedly going to be put on the 3rd line
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>>66646820
Hello comrade
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>>66646840

>Yzerman's was retired before getting inducted into the HHOF so your argument there is invalid too

You do know that, in an interview, Jim Devellano said Aurie isn't retired anymore because he wasn't a HHOF member right. It definitely 100% is a factor and issue. Yzerman got raised before his induction because he was a 100% lock. There was no way he wouldn't make it.
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>>66646862
Hello, capitalist pig.
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>>66646927

Idi nahui
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>>66646927
Wew lad, don't make me come over there and liberate you
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>>66646941
Sosi sboku, uyoba.
>>66646942
Like Vietnam?
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>>66646626
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>>66647104

Blyad
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Where were you when the Philadelphia Flyers were shut out in their most important game of the season?
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>>66647153

Dying of laughter.

>Voracek
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>>66647178
Will memes ever be the same?
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>>66647104
Pinko must go
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Flyers are going to end up one point short of the playoffs
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>>66645802
>>66645993
Shea Weber

The face of the team(s) that saved hockey in Nashville
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>>66646154
>But then again your whole post is who is good now, not who has been a major face of a franchise
I am predicting who will be the face of the franchise considering they stay there.

Ovechkin, Lundqvist, Stamkos, Chara, Price and Jagr are pretty much guaranteed to get their jersey retired, the others are predictions considering the skill they are showing currently.
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>>66645993
>Marchand
wew
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>>66646828
I couldn't agree more.
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>THREE (3) good 7 pm games tonight
which do I watch
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>>66648171
>tfw have to wake up at 2am more often than not if I want to watch games
I should move to the land of the free baka desu familia
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Hey \hawk\, I posted in the autograph thread, but the discussion would be better here. What kind of autographed merchandise do you guys own? Here's mine:

>framed, signed Gretzky Oilers jersey
>framed, signed picture of Gretzky playing his last game in Edmonton
>framed, signed picture of McDavid
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>>66648211
you can live with me
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>nurse takes a puck to the throat
And you say karma isn't real
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>>66648379
as far as hockey goes
>countless local AHL team stuff, has fleischmann, green, fehr, hendricks
>Ovechkin banner
>lemieux pucks and pictures
>various lemieux teammate signatures with it
>carey price picture
>crosby jersey
>dupuis puck

a lot of football and basebore stuff too
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>bill is going to get a ring and there is nothing you can do about it
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I just came here to
>rags

That is all
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>>66648561
Why would i want to do anything about it
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>>66648561
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>>66646246
and i don't think you realize that we've only retired 7 numbers because we were the dead things for about 40 years
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>>66648591
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>>66648595
>we've
>we
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>>66648532
i have a wongs jersey signed by the entire 2002 team, it's my most treasured possession
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You now remember that Jonathan Cheechoo won the rocket richard in 2005-2006
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>>66647915
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>>66648532
>&L82
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>Gretzky didn't win the Calder
>Crosby didn't win the Calder
>McDavid won't win the Calder
McDavid confirmed GOAT.
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>>66648742
McDavid will win the calder mate
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Just watched my first game ever lads, pretty based sport. I like that schenn guy, is he gud?
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>>66648951
Brayden or Luke?
Both pretty mediocre neverthless
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>>66648930
Shut up now.

If he wins it he will never be GOAT.
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>>66648975
The one who plays for the flyers, unless they both do then i dunno
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>>66649001
they both used to but flyers fans were too stupid to tell them apart so one of them was traded away
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>>66648951
You should keep watching it mate, especially the playoffs.

Good shit 2bh, and also if you're interested watch the AIHL, it's pretty shit tier but it's local hockey so.
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Who wins the draft lottery this month?

>inb4 Edmonton Oilers
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>>66649035
Columbus.
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>>66649035
hopefully the oilers
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>>66649035
i've already accepted the oilers win, it'll make it easier when they actually do
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>>66648951
>>66649001
brayden schenn is having a pretty good year.
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>>66649053
noice
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>>66649053
just not while playing defense. he was on the ice for every goal yesterday
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>>66649076
he's playing better defense than he was last year.
>he was on the ice for every goal yesterday
one of those was a shorthanded breakaway and another was an empty netter. hardly his fault.
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>>66649134
he made the pass that lead to the breakaway :^)
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>>66649147
and yet the blame would clearly be on jake for not receiving it. are you by any chance delusional?
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>>66649161
:^)
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>>66649167
take your meds
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This fucking team can't even tank correctly. How the fuck does this thing get turned around anytime in the near future without Auston Matthews? I just know this team is gonna get fucked in the draft and pick outside of the top 5.
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>one Doughty supporter went so far as to lightheartedly suggest - at least I think it was lighthearted - that anyone voting Karlsson for the Norris should lose their voting privileges
TOP KEK
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Oilers have a 20% chance of winning the Lottery.

There are 3 lotteries. Puljujärvi is likely to go 3rd overall meaning 1.20 X 3 = there is a 60% chance Jesse becomes an Edmonton Oiler check em
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>>66649175
see you at the rink breydenn

t. jake
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>>66649234
REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEE
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>>66649234
that is not how probabilities work
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How many veteran players does Edmonton have?
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>>66649234
Oilers aren't last senpai. And I would bet my left nut the leafs finish last.
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>>66649267
Oilers have to lose their last game (likely) and the Leafs have to win 1 and get the loser point in the other (unlikely). Leafs have a worse ROW, so all signs point to Leafs finishing last, but Edmonton will work their black magic and get the 1st overall again.
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Friendly reminder the Shorks have a losing record at home this season
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>>66649436
Where Edmonton finishes is fucking irrelevant. They still seem to win the lottery regardless.
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>>66649467
In a perfect world, if they don't finish last then they have a worse chance to win the lottery. But this isn't a perfect world. They could win the cup and somehow still get the 1st overall
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>>66649492
they should trade eberle for Boston's pick so they can pick #1 and #2.
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>>66649263
Matt Hendricks
Andrej Sekera
Mark Fayne
Patrick Maroon

There's more but these are the only ones who actually contribute. There's still a lot of dead weight left over from the previous management that will be leaving this off-season
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>>66649523
>Boston's pick
Am I missing something here
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>>66649446
There was a whole discussion on whether Parise is the franchise player of Minnesota.

Come on mate, open your eyes.
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>>66649532
they'll miss the playoffs so they'll be in the lottery
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>Jonathan Droiun and Matt Taormina recalled by #TBLightning from #SyrCrunch
This team is literally going to be Syracuse in the playoffs. Who the fuck is Matt taormina
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>>66649562
>there's a 1% chance the Bruins move
Its a stretch, but I'd probably cry if that happened
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if there is a division realignment after the expansion, I feel that if we moved to Metro, we would dominate the division forever.

being mediocre in the strongest division isn't as fun as it was supposed to be.
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I really just want a Caps-Shorks stanley cup finals just so that we once and for all can get an answer to which franchise are truly the greatest of chokers.
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>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
>1h ago
>Drouin merely being on the roster for 2 games - doesn't have to play them - would get him credit for an accrued year
Interesting
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>>66649523
>wanting eberle
KEK
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>>66649458
reminder that they have the best road record this season.
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>>66649646
>best road team
>lower playoff seed
>will have more road games
ITS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN
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Is anyone really that surprised that the russians got busted for doping their U18 team?
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>>66649667
The history of sharks in the playoffs doesn't bode very well for them regardless of what seed they're in. They'll never get past 2 rounds of the west they just aren't strong enough. At least one of Ducks Kings Hawks Stars Preds will beat them
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>>66649599
>>66649599
>Drouin

Can he save this dumpster fire of a team?
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>>66649698
>it was 3-0
I get chills every time
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>>66649742
No, they won't let him
Gunna trade him in the offseason to a team that can groom him on the 2nd/3rd line until he can be elite. Look for the Ducks, Stars, Rags, or BlackCucks to get him
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>>66649234
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>>66649742
He has then potential and the playmaking ability he just can't score
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>>66649692
No every eastern euro uses it and it only just got banned in january
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>>66645964
:3
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>>66649816
Jamal Mayers?
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>>66649863
holy fuck that waist-hips ratio HNNNGGGGGG
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>>66649863
Anson "swagman" Carter?
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>>66649969
I mean, Anson looks pretty much like PK.

I can't think of any other black media people other than him and Weekes.
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Best bracket
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>>66649996
Stamkos is out for like 3 months.
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>>66649996
>kitties not going to Stan Lee bowl
HEETHEN
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how would this realignment plan work? would it bring in more shekels?
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>>66650014
Is he on an eastern team because the entire east is just a meme waiting to happen
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>>66649996
>rags beating pongs
>rags beating caps
>TB not getting swept in the first round
1/10
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>>66645999

And McMeme missed half the season. He won't win because he did and PPG? Wow what a fucking lame statistic to use to say someone should win the Calder.

Panarin actually played the whole season. McMeme didn't. Over and out
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>>66649969
>If I had more data on my phone I
>more data

You guys still have data caps?

What is this? The early 2000s?

t. different fag
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>>66650017
>Shorks
>Ducks
>Kings
>Stors
>Bloos
>Perds
>same conference
I'd pay to see that shit
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>>66650034
North American mobile plans are fucking egregious. I am honestly so jealous of how it is in Europe.
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>>66650025
Pongs vs rags is a toss up. Caps will choke like always.
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>>66646429

Kane, Toews, Keith, Hossa, possibly Seabrook and Hammer?

Oh look its the six who have been there for all three Cups in Chicago. Almost like winning big helps your case or something
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>>66650051
>Rags over Pongs not an upset
Wewlad
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>>66650074
>wewlad
wewlad
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>>66650078
>Wewlad
Wewlad
>wewlad
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>>66650026
But that's not what the Calder is for, it's for the most proficient rookie.

The award is arbitrarily awarded to rookie who has the most skill and proficiency in hockey that season, not the one with the most points and who played the most games.
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>>66649035

Edmonton can and then the hoards will burn their city down
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>>66650026
>>66650089
Also McDavid has shown to be the more proficient hockey player than Panarin this season, that is certain.
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>>66650028
He's since shaved his dreads off.

pic related what he looks like now
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