The biggest golf event of the year is finally here.
Speith looking to repeat
Tee-times: (EDT)
Fowler: 9:26
Reed, Oosthuizen: 9:37
Speith: 9:48
D. Johnson: 9:59
Mickelson, Stenson: 10:43
Rose: 10:54
Scott: 11:05
Bubba, Grace:12:44
Day: 1:06
Garcia: 1:39
Mcilroy: 2:01
Get in here and get comfy. It's gonna be a great weekend at Augusta National.
>yfw gold medal
>>66642191
How is he so bald at 22?
>>66642879
Worst thing you can ever do is make fun of another dude for balding breh. The MPB Gods don't like that. You don't wanna have that bad karma cuz it's more than likely gonna get you too.
I'm a hardcore golf fan and I'm finding it hard to root for a guy now Tiger is gone.
None of these guys seem very exciting to watch
Matsuyama will win a playoff over Haas and Philth Mickelson
you heard it here first (and probably last)
>>66642984
spoken like a true cuck
>>66642990
I put $2 on Justin Thomas at 125/1 odds.
Kuchar will get it done this year.
who's reddit's favorite golfer?
>>66643115
Rickie Fowler
Move over boreball, divegrass, and apehoop. /sp/ is and always will be a golf board
>>66643683
How many threads of the Masters will there be?
>>66642919
tfw my dad has more hair than me now
Last class ends at 2 tomorrow and I'm pretty excited to get back to watch some golf. Hope dj can do it this year.
>>66644810
Are you me?
>tfw some literally who shoots three birdies on the front nine before 75% of the field tees off and /sp/ shitposts about it and he tell his grandkids how he led the Masters
Thursday mornings are a weird time in majors.
>>66642191
>biggest golf event
>not the US open
what?
>>66643115
prolly jimmy walker lol
Is Day better than Scott?
>>66645761
Yes.
Right now, Day is better than anyone because Spieth is in a slight slump.
>Tfw started taking golf lessons at 6
>tfw live in Florida so I can gold year round
>tfw quit playing until i turned 22
>figure out I'm naturally insanely good
>tfw I literally could have been a professional golfer (not a joke or exaggeration) if I didn't quit lessons
>asked my mom why she pulled me out of golf lessons
>she said I complained it was too hot out
Holy fuck I am retarded. If I have kids their bitch asses are going to stay in their sport if they like it or not
what are the odds of an aussie not winning this year?
3/1?
>>66645386
>not shooting 19 on a par 3 nine holes
Haven't watched in a few years. How's Mcilroy now? I used to really enjoy watching him play. Fowler is a fucking faggot though.
>>66646513
McIlroy is very good, though not quite as good as he was a few years ago. It's hard to keep up that kind of form. He's still one of the favorites though.
>>66646571
Is that old fuck Phil Mickelson still memeing his way into top 3 almost every event or has he finally fallen off?
>>66646578
Not in every event, but he always plays well at Augusta. Expect memes and a Top 10 finish.
>>66642984
>hardcore golf fan
>only roots for tiger
Spieth is gonna bring it home m8s
Okay what fucking channel is this shit on? Or is it already over for today?
>>66646179
>22
>implying you couldn't still get gud and go pro
yeah, it wouldn't have been the normal route but you could maybe get on a smaller tour and work your way up
ok honest question, how many of you ITT are over the age of 45?
>>66653262
30 here but i appreciate the finer things in life
>blonde qt3.14 gf
>stable job
>maxed out ira and 401k
>new set of clubs every 3 years
>no kids
living the dream desu senpai
>>66653325
i'm 30 and i have none of those things
>>66653553
but you have rare pepes
>>66653325
>IRA and 401K
There's nothing more cuck than planning for the future.
>>66654117
true but I can always pull money out when I need to, albeit with a tax penalty
>>66654152
Roth or traditional IRA?
>>66654180
roth
tax penalty on the earnings, I should say
>>66642919
Spieth should just buzz it at this point. I'm sure he'd look great totally bald (no homo)(all homo)
We here
>>66654450
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>66642984
if you don't find day, bubba or mcilroy exciting to watch then you don't like the sport
spieth is kind of boringly brilliant, but he's still brilliant. the other guys are capable of anything
>Bubba
Has anyone in the history of the PGA ever seven putted within 4 ft before?
>bogie
DAY IS FINISHED
LONG LIVE /SP/IETH
Anyone got any money on the Masters? I backed Phil Mickelson at 18/1, 70 bucks (35 each way) paying 8 places....did I fuck up?
>>66654648
Yes, speith already won
Wish this shit was on CBS so I could watch it in HD.
>>66654648
considering it pays 8 places, that's okay, but i don't like those odds to win
saw him live the other week, he's a fucking old man out there compared to the rest of them. it's much more obvious in person
>spiethwinslol
If you won the Masters, what would you serve at the Champions Dinner next year?
>>66654585
That's what I like about speith he only hits the ball like 20 yards further then me instead of 100 like everyone else alot more relatable plus were the same age
>>66654709
Some good spaghetti
>>66654709
Me? I'd serve crab legs
>>66654709
Fried chicken and watermelon.
>>66654729
Post hairline
holy shit lowry killing it
always good to see a big guy in the mix
>>66654709
watermelon, kfc, grape kool-aid, and swisha sweets for dessert
>>66654709
Hmm. Steak with scalloped potatoes.
>>66654709
low country boil
and
shrimp and grits
and
biscuits and gravy
with
pecan pie
>>66654648
Matsuyama 33/1 , Oosthuizen 33/1 and Snedeker 55/1 all £2 each way on paddy power 7 places paid (though 1/5 of odds not 1/4 like last time)
there's nothing better than /smoking weed/ and watching the masters, i tell you h'wut
>>66654827
Looks tasty af
>>66642853
>tfw Tiger win never win an olympic medal
>>66654648
I've got Rory at 8s and Stenson at 25s
>>66654838
DUDE
>>66654709
Pimento cheese sandwiches
>>66654838
what is /smoking weed/ and playing in the masters? i'm looking at you d.j.
>>66654709
Shrimp on the barbie and a fosters
>>66654709
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>>66654792
Haven't noticed any hair loss yet but my brother 5 years older is starting to loose a good deal so it's coming soon enough
>>66654866
WEED
>>66654709
Potatoes four ways
>>66654828
sweet good luck, this skybet offer was paying 8 places if you bet prior to tee off. It pays 1/4 for 8 places so does that mean i get a quarter of the full potential return ?
>bubba
>>66654814
This
>>66654648
Took oosthuizen, grace, z johnson
>>66654843
succulent, friend. you can have it with potatoes too, Mac.
LMAO
>>66654814
You had your chance, Eldrick. Ya blew it.
>>66654971
Decent bet.
>>66654991
>>66654827
So what you just throw all of this shot on a grill? What do you season with? I want to try it this weekend maybe along with a couple beers and The Masters(tm)
>>66654971
>no ricky
Shit bet pham
>>66654953
You place 2 bets. One on someone to win and one at 1/4 of those odds to place. If you're tied for eighth though you only get a portion of that again.
>>66655063
>low country BOIL
>>66655112
>+8
>Rory
What went wrong, lads?
>UK "athletes"
Kek
>>66655156
doesn't have the head for pressure
when he was an up-and-coming guy with no weight on his shoulders he played free and easy
now he thinks too much or not at all
just not a smart, focused golfer. endless talent though
>golf
Leave America immediately
They need to make the rough longer. -20 shouldn't win a major
Wew
>>66655147
>implying Based ricky won't shoot a 62 tommorow
>>66655184
>I'm too poor to play golf
Kek
>>66655063
season it with salt, pepper, some cajun ish, and throw some lemon in. you just pour it out on a picnic table and have a feast with some buds.
>>66655156
Cucked by Watt.
Who else /anyonebutday/ here?
What happens if the ball hits a broom?
>>66655184
spot the poor person
>els
>>66655250
add in rory and ill be your huckleberry
>>66654709
Chicken and sausage gumbo.
cornbread.
Will /sp/ieth have the lead at the end of the day, or will Lowry meme his way into the top spot?
>>66654709
shep pie
>>66655156
turned his back on britain.
>flubba watson
What when wrong?
>>66655306
Lowry will be one of those meme golfers who leads a major on Thursday and then shoots a 75 for the rest of his rounds.
How did le Donald Trump Man do today?
This gay golf shit is the reason there isn't any PTI today
Fuck you fags
>LEE
So what the fuck happened to Ernie on the first hole?
>>66655429
You do realize Tony K is President Obongo's golf buddy, right?
>>66655429
>>66655439
Literally seven-putted from eight feet.
>>66655429
>watching E!SPN when there isn't sports on
>>66655439
https://mobile.twitter.com/FOXSportsAsia/status/718134895122325504
>>66655486
6 from inside 2 ft
Fuck Day
Is ricky the new JUST golfer?
>>66655521
Jason "Dizzy" Day is gonna win m8. Just accept it. I have.
>>66655397
Fucking this. It happens every tournament.
>>66655570
t. Bet the farm on Day
>>66655415
who?
>>66655592
Gambling is haram insha'allah
>>66655328
You can take the freckled fuck back fampai
Oof
>>66655439
Went on tilt. I feel for him as I've done it before.
>>66655350
kek
Fuck you, day
Good shot from the Dayman.
>>66654709
Tendies and milk steak
>Bubba
>>66654991
>crystal
patrician tastes my friend
>>66649129
98% of golf fans desu. These are the same assfucks that go out and shoot a 140 in front of me on the weekends.
Is it quite easy to hit off pine straw like that? I've never played on a course with it.
>>66655439
Match fixing
>>66654991
>>66655206
this is why the south is GOAT
>Day v. Spieth v. McIlroy
Are we going to get the dream Sunday lads?
>>66655933
No, Day and Mcilroy will miss the cut along with Fowler
>>66655889
Yes. They make a huge deal out of it, but is really not that big of a deal. The straw has no ability to slow your club down so it's easier than deep rough imo
>putters that arnt blades
Disgusting day should kill himself
>>66655972
It's less about the club speed and more about how it can affect the trajectory of the ball when it gets between the ball and clubface.
>>66655972
Thanks, I thought so, the players must be confident hitting off it to go for a par 5 in two over water.
>>66656019
It shouldn't get in-between the ball and the club face if its struck correctly. These guys never have an issue with it, and a play courses that have it...never had an issue.
>>66655972
yeah, players would prefer to be in the pine straw as long as they have an angle
in terms of where you want to be that's not the fairway, it would be
pine straw > bunker > rough > heavy rough
heavy rough will fuck your shit up no matter how good you are, but there's very little of it around augusta
i'm poor but want to play golf.
how does a 26 year old man go about learning to play golf?
>>66656130
go to a driving range. watch videos. get some lessons.
>>66656130
How poor we talkin famalam?
>>66656078
Looking at Augusta I'd probably rather be in the rough than a bunker if it's a full shot. The first cut looks just like a fairway. Near the green the bunker would be better.
>>66656130
Figure out how to make money. Golf is only fun if you're decent, and you need to play a lot to be decent, and you need money to play a lot.
>>66656183
about $55,000/year
>Nobilo trying to tell a 3 time Masters champion how to play an approach shot
>>66656200
If you're single and don't live in NYC or something, that's not even close to poor
>>66656200
Pshh I make almost the same amount... Actually have a 42 base but I get a company car with gas and insurance paid for.. Which comes out to mid 50s..
I play all the time and I'm finally getting good. HDCP is a rapidly dropping 12
What happened to Jim Furyk? I haven't seen him play yet this year and google is telling me nothing.
>>66656280
wrist surgery back in feb
>>66656280
You should be thankful that that asshole isn't ruining golf anymore
>>66656130
If you have no experience at all get lessons right away so you don't get bad habits.
Also >>66656191 this
When I'm playing well and hitting good shots it's best feeling in the world when I play like shit it's super frustrating.
Bubba getting cucked
>>66656361
>mad at the yim
>You will never be a member of Augusta National Golf Club
>>66656191
Meh, my public course, which isn't half bad, is like $12.50 for nine during twilight hours, which is when I prefer to play anyway
>tfw Spiethposting will NEVER EVER die
>>66656446
Forgot pic
>>66656459
Spieth will be the first back-to-back champion to go wire-to-wire on both.
Cap this
>>66656438
That's a very hi res photo you got there
>>66656474
Try and find any membership deals too I have a 3 years no green fees for 180 dollars at a fairly nice course so I go out and walk 18 after class every Friday they have a cart requirement for prime hours on weekends though so that's 14 bucks I think but I've saved a ton doing that
Hello, friends.
Enjoy Shane Lowry's shapely body as we salute the grand greenery that is Augusta.
Anyone got dem good streams?
Danny Lee has a really good all around game. He's gonna win a major before long.
>Arnold Palmer will be dead soon
>>66656526
kek
>>66656557
Spieth wouldn't celebrate a tragedy like that
>>66656531
masters.com
>>66656280
Speef is busy cornering his hairstyle. There is only room for one.
>>66656578
>>66656578
He's too busy fucking his sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W2JrYD3Sk
>Bubba
>>66656438
He is well established as the most fucking annoying player to be paired with. Television stations hate him too. I would imagine audiences do too. Fuck that guy, hope he has a career ending injury.
>>66656459
>>66656557
>>66656578
>>66656595
>tfw speith posting the next 3 days three more majors and the Olympics this summer
What a time to be alive
BASED SPIETH
>>66656648
Source?
>>66656594
>Implying Stewart Cink doesn't have that cornered already
>>66656655
Indeed
>>66656679
Nice...
>>66656557
DELETE THIS
Bubba is thoroughly shitting the bed
>bubba
>>66656655
>tfw been Spiethposting since day 1 of the Masters last year
AHAHA FUCK YOU BUBBA YOU WHINY PIECE OF SHIT
>HURR ITS MUH CADDYS FAULT
>>66656678
I don't have any articles but if you've watched him before you'd notice he always backs off of putts and slows everyone down. The TV stations have to make sure they catch him at the right time or else they'll be stuck on him forever when he's putting. His swing is also cringey as fuck.
>>66656648
I've never heard that about Yimmy.
Bubba on the other hand
>>66656733
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>66656733
Impressive
>>66656733
witnessed
>Fowler and Bubba missing the cut on Thursday
>>66656733
Speef confirmed 33 next round
>Bubba getting butthurt
it's the first day, faggot, calm down
>>66655505
Top kek
>>66656733
>>66654937
Actually laughed for some reason
>>66656834
HOL UP
Fat fucks blood sugar is plummeting
Something about golf makes me really, really proud to be white
>Bubba
>>66656899
Good lad
>>66656824
Speef went 33-33 today for his 66
>JUST
more like jason gay
>>66656942
Spieth confirmed for meme magician?
>Female golf commentators
I thought the meme putter was banned starting this year?
>>66657040
You saw one?
>Langer at the Masters
Go back to hustling the Champions
>>66657040
I think it's okay as long as it's not touching your chest.
>>66657040
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/adam-scott-will-stick-with-long-putter-even-after-the-anchoring-ban-starts-184058086-golf.html
>>66656942
Damn, the memes are real
>>66657053
he's shooting better than most the field
I would give somebody free alcohol for life if they would run onto the course with a glove and catch someone's drive
what happens to the ball if a spectator for whatever reasons chooses to catch it instead of avoiding it
>Day
Dunkin' Day
this tv coverage is pretty terrible
JUST
>>66657105
They're banned forever
>Day is wet
Now so am I
God dammit Jason ;_;
>>66657125
yeah but how does the ball get played? where the guy caught it? or do they try and predict it's trajectory?
>>66657109
Jauyysaahn, wats all this m8y?
>>66657148
Probably from where they caught it
Sergio Garcia-67 Major starts
Wins:
>0
>>66657113
ESPN is awful with their coverage of anything. I fucking hate how they do this with baseball.
if mcilroy sinks this putt he's right in the mix here and will pick up some momentum. and he's a guy who relies on momentum
>tfw mcilroy v lowry in the last group on sunday
that putt is retarded. there is no way to stop it within 5 feet from an entire half of the green
>>66657022
That is no mere woman pleb, that is Dottie Pepper/Mochrie/Pepper. She has seen some shit.
>>66657192
>K-Zone Live
absolutely casual
>only 4 people have ever made double bogey and won the Masters
gg dayman
>>66657194
>implying /sp/ieth won't shoot 66 every round of the tournament and blow rory out of the fucking water
>DAY
my sides
>>66657221
dottie the goat
jesus christ jason, you were the chosen one
>Jason Day
holy shit lol
>>66657269
Els gets a 10 on hole 1 and is still beating Fowler
Day should really slow down and focus on his shots before hitting them.
>Day
The dream is over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>World #1 Jason Day
LMDayO
>starting the day with an early eagle
>ending the day with a late triple bogie
>>66657269
;_;
>>66657256
What about triple?
Cringe: the golfer
