utley leadoff triple edition
cashner vs. maeda
San Diego pls come back. We have boogieboards.
It's 20 minutes before the first pitch and the padres just gave up another run
reliable stream?
fuck utley that piece of shit and the mest whiners ruined this sport
ITT we predict what team 2-years-from-now-310-pound-Kemp will be the star DH for
I'm going White Sox
SD radio announcers are chill
Poor Phillies thought they had the top pick locked up
>Crawford doing thangs
>Puig not shitting it up
>Joc getting hits other than homeruns
WHOLE NEW BLUE
Not again
>Ryu from Japan
Why does Maeda's chin look deformed?
Padres kenta be this bad
I CANT WAKE UP
>>66641387
Fatt Kemp ends up as the new DH for the Red Sox, replacing Big Papi
takes a bunch of steroids and wins a couple of Worlds Eeries
>Fox sports San Diego turned into fox sports Nippon for Maeda
what a cute loli
Kenta maeda mistake not planting his foot first
He had time
who was that padres caster qt im changing sides
MAED MAN
>LAD@SF series starting tomorrow
>EXPRIAN
KEK
>Dem curveballs
Dodgers got a possible monster project on their hands
NL West watch your anus
M A E D A
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>first Dodger HR is from maeda
Oh fuck
B A S E D M A E D A
WHAT
I TAKE A DUMP AND HE HOMERS
AE SPIFIO ENAEWOF HASKF A
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holy fuck based nip
so now we know maeda is the #2 pitcher in baseball
Did you know that the MAJORITY of Californians speak a language other than English while at home.
Sad...
DAT MAED MAN BLAST
HOLY SHIT
small sample size and all that, but holy shit when ryu comes back this rotation is going to be amazing
>>66642652
Is this a texan or a new yorker who is anally devastated they got the wrong nip?
>>66642652
CHINGA TU MADRE!!!
>>66642652
>the most populated state home of the most foreigners and foriegn communities has the most people second languages
Shocker
>>66642652
>he doesn't know that bilingual people are smarter than monolingual
>>66642688
>Korean v Japanese banter
Can't wait
Based NIPPON
>>66642652
Mad because you have no culture or mad because you don't have a home run hitting jap rookie.
>>66642599
>maeda gon
>giving up a hit
>to miff klomp
welp, maeda's done
trade him
[RISP intensifies]
>>66642749
I live in Minnesota so neither just think it's fucking hysterical
Remind that the padres have not scored a run in 185 days
>>66642897
So you are mad because flyover state
>>66642937
Kek
>>66642937
he does make a lot of faces though
NIPPON NIPPON
>23-0
>>66642952
yeah it's weird cause usually the jap pitchers look pretty calm and emotionless
cant wait for the Giants to aavenge us..
Shiet
>>66642937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfH0gAuoyuc
maeda's translator looks like a high school freshman
>>66643310
he's clearly the locker room "stress reliever"
>>66642652
>he only speaks 1 language like a mongoloid
kys desu
>>66642897
OMG that's so funny...
any gifs of the maeda home run?
>>66642897
>live in a state infested with Nigerians and BBC loving swedes
>talk shit about California
viking pls go
>>66643287
analheim utterly B T F O
i want time warner cable to die
>>66643463
More providers should have the rights by next years.
you can trust me.
>the hamlet of utley
if spaghetti is blue is it still spaghetti
>>66643492
tfw want verizon fios badly but area is owned by at&t and time warner
>>66642652
Don't know what to think of all this camera technology bull shit..make's the umps look dumb..
>>66643492
it's so alienating. makes it feel impossible to be connected with the team/like you can't be a real fan
>>66643497
>the clutchness of utley
Fixed 4 U
>>66643518
If only boreball was as popular as the other sports then we'd have reliable nice streams all the time
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>POD RACE
>>66643492
>next years.
but it's vin's last year this year!
Will the Padres ever score, lads?
Ellis is trash
That was a run dessu
NOW THIS IS NOT PODRACING
>Padres STILL havent tagged homebase
>>66643569
Not tonight
lmbo eat shit dads
>Pissrace
LEL
>These pissed Padres commentators
>>66642937
>MAN THAT FUCKING GOOK CANT DO THAT THATS ARE CULTUR BLAME WHITEY N SHEIIT
>>66643631
For good reason.
>>66643631
It's been painful listening to these chucklefucks the last couple days. So ill informed and biased. Why can't more commentators be professional like Vin? Last of his kind really.
we /recordbook/ now
>>66643658
you think they're bad?
The Arizona commentators rip on every single team
Harder in the Giants and Dodgers
One of them was so furious at the Dodgers for jumping in the pool he filed a complaint
>>66643569
>>66643651
Yeah, I'd be pissed if I had to watch 162 Padre games a year.
>>66643651
Nah, the rules state that if it's inconclusive, you stay with the original call on the field.
>>66643681
rules are made to be broken
>tfw you will never party with J Turn
Don't think I would survive the night, desu.
>>66643690
This is why they aren't scoring and the Dodgers are
>padres are LITERALLY the ONLY team that has not scored a run in the current MLB season
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66643658
I don't know, Len Kasper seems pretty cool.
>>66643730
I'm starting to believe that mcgire was s sleeper agent because he ruined dodger hitting in the second half of the season last year
>>66643730
Roids?
end my fucking suffering
I knew we were gonna be bad this year but this is pathetic. We can't even score a single run
2 steps shy of the wall
>>66643841
over 9000 hours in MS Paint
>>66643869
that looked good off the bat, is the air dead?
>>66643796
>>66643764
McGwire fucked up pedosons swing, I think he's a terrible hitting coach and is just doing more to fuck up the players hitting than anything else
TYBP
THANK YOU BASED PUIG
TYBP
>getting outscored 24-0 in a series at home
TYBP
>all dem pods face whistling bird sounds
kek
reminds me of that time Marlon Byrd was batting at doyer stadium and they kept whistling bird sounds at him
>>66643949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKG6HpBg57g
>>66643943
Series opener at that
Is there a team more embarrassing than the pissaids?
>>66644013
i actually feel for padresbros
goddamn i am a pussy bitch nigga
>>66644122
SD is a bro tier city. Great weather, babes, food. Feels kinda bad that their other team is the fucking chargers kek
i could've been born in any city in the world and God, who doesn't exist, chose to let me be a san diegan
just fuck my sports fanhood up
>>66644186
At least they have camo jerseys so their fans can not get noticed and made fun of
>>66644243
ugh if the jints win tomorrow the bants will be turned on us ;_;
dads fans you will have your revenge tomorrow maybe
WE LOVE IT
WE LOVE IT
>>66644380
Bantz are all good in the hood. Who's pitching tomorrow?
WE LOVE IT!!
>>66644437
>those empty bleachers
I love my team
>>66644428
>>66644428
Wood vs. Peavy
the shit posting may not actually reach critical mass
>>66644214
You could have been from Cleveland.
At least it's 72 all year and chicks to look at.