Official Astros @ Yankees game thread
McHugh vs Pineda
First
Go yankees. This Didi commercial aint that funny.
Tobacco-free edition
Yankees desu
Someone hook a nigga up with a stream? Just lost my bookmarks
Is Tyler White supposed to be good? Also what's the over/under for Carlos Gomez's first hit? Fourth game of the season?
>>66638555
damn nice sandwich trips
>>66638519
The one where Starlin and Didi reenact the scene from step brothers? yeah they can't act for shit.
>>66638541
MLB.tv
Why is yankee stadium so fucking empty
>>66638585
It's a cold day in April that isn't Opening Day.
>>66638585
Expensive fucking seats + it's cold
>>66638519
YES unwatchable outside of the games, I watched Kay's show today for the first time since last season and it's gotten worse.
>>66638585
You have any idea how much those seats are? It's also cold as fuck.
>>66638600
>>66638606
Seriously?
>>66638585
>sell all of the tickets
>make them impossible to resell
>corporate seats are unfilled because "too cold" for rich casuals
People buy tickets and then don't go. It's a joke, but people have way more disposable income in NYC than in other places.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cucked by Correa again.
>First ballot HoFer
>Hasn't even played a full season
A-Rod please
>>66638610
Kek and the nets are fucking Putrid
Stop being elite correa
GODRREA
So, how long until this guy hits free agency?
I don't like this Correa meme
I'm starting to believe all this correa hype.
Stream please?
>It's a Pineda leaves sliders in the middle of the plate episode
Well, game over. GG Astros
I'm psychologically conditioned to believe the yankees won't wake up until the second week of the season
>>66638646
SNY is a much better channel overall. I
Meh. Astros really need to think about a center fielder if they want to contend deep in the playoffs. Gomez is trash
ty based correa
Pineda never looks comfortable in his own body.
>>66638694
Like they always do.
go astros 2bh
Ah finally I can watch some tobacco-free baseball. Thank you MLB!
>its a gomez swing at everything episode
>>66638744
>tfw the Yankees will never suck hard enough to get a #1 pick and be gifted a cost-controlled future HOFer
>>66638771
He did that when he first got to Houston last year. He wanted to impress and swung at everything. Can Springer play CF?
>>66638585
>>66638630
It is busy season for many people in banking plus EVERYONE in tax and accounting - nobody is going out to games for at least another 1.5 weeks
Good afternoon, 4chan pals! Phew! It is a very hot day... Hoping to see a Yankees win! Real Madrid lose today, so I need some happiness!
>>66638744
how does correa look part spic, part black, and part asian all at the same time, is he the future?
Glad it's not Demuth at homeplate
>>66638804
He was a CF coming up in the minors. All of our OF can play Center.
Literally the only thing Ellsbury is elite at
>Greg Gibson
>The homeplate umpire
>>66638821
Wew hi panama missed you man
Ellsbury yes
>>66638812
Good point. I wish they would let families with kids move down into empty seats after the 3rd inning, but corporate buyers would get all pissy and the Yanks bend over too much for rich idiots.
GIVE IT TO EM BRETT, GIVE IT TO THEM
>>66638835
ellsbury to the As when
>>66638852
Tomorrow if possible
>guy in the stands wearing a Cardinals jersey
Fucking disgusting
Remember in 2014 when ellsbury was our best player
Double steal time
Who /firstros/ here?
>>66638877
you mean Aroid
>>66638798
so 1990 season never happened or you just too young?
>It's a McHugh melts down in the first inning episode
>>66638893
He was suspended in 2014
>>66638895
I was 1 and it will never happen again.
>>66638893
>A-Rod
>implying he played in 2014
>>66638877
2014 was miserable all around for the team. Remember Brian Roberts?
>>66638910
it was the 91 draft and 90 season
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>>66638904
>>66638910
Fucking McHugh. I guess he still thinks he'll get 7 runs in run support as usual
>0-2 count
>durr let me throw 4 pitches out of the zone to a guy with a great eye
LOAD EM UP
>>66638916
>Brian Roberts
Jesus christ, the ineptitude that was that half season
Pitchers are still scared of a rod
>>66638893
>A-Rod in 2014
>Canadians in charge of knowing any Baseball from before July 31st, 2015
Cold weather must be hard for a curveball oriented pitcher like McHugh
Is it time?
>>66638940
Hey, don't be a bigot because of one faggot.
I'm a little busy looking for Panama Papers info... What is happening in the game?
>Astros pitching outside of Kuechel and Gregerson
JUST
>>66638968
How has your country handled being relevant in the news for a week?
>>66638968
Bases loaded. Full count, with Tex up.
>the city of Collin McHugh
Text is so clutch
>>66638960
what a faggot desu
Based Teix
>that fucking shift
Come on you baby faced faggot just squib one through there
BRAIN
R
A
I
N
we got bats
MCCANN
>>66639003
Or hit a double
Nice try, McHugh.
>>66638989
Guess he didn't power up today by eating kale and doing some yoga.
Wow offense aint fucking around
It's way too early for this shit
>>66639020
Is he still on his gluten free diet?
>>66638975
The people are saying this is an attack against Panama respect. Tonight our president will do a speech about it.
Wow nice shift Hinch. Fucking moron
>Bullpen warming up
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66639025
How do you think he gets all these hits?
Beltran is looking rather fat this year.
>already have someone warming up in the bullpen
GG Yankees
guys do NOT bully the mchugh
he is a cool guy and curveballs dont break much in the cold
Yankees 4-1 Astros, said my sport mobile app! :D
My favorite thing about McHugh is that he doesn't look anything like a baseball player. He's just so average looking.
Christ 40 pitches
>>66639048
Nah fuck him. I was looking for the opening sweep and he's going to be at 50 pitches in the first fucking inning.
>>66639061
I missed your posting Panama. Why didn't you ever show up in the general?
>>66639087
He's secretly DG
>1st inning
what the hell
>41 pitches
>one out in the first
>42 pitches
>1/3 IP
>43 pitches
>.1 innings pitched
>>66639087
Do you mean the MLB General Threat? Well, because I don't have enough time. :s
135 era?
>Ancient bats not being shit
>McHugh already being pulled
>Texass pitching
THESE are the Astros I remember
What the fuck I wanted a good game not this shit. Colin got fucking shelled.
more like Colon McPoo
>tfw started mchugh
there goes $25, thanks asshat
>>66639127
Yes. Nonsense! You didn't have time in 6 months to post even once?
>1/3 IP
>43 pitches
>5 ER
>First 5 batters scored
>The city of Collin McHugh
>108.00 ERA
>>66639105
>>66639113
>>66639126
dat sequence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHASE
>Headley wheels
>>66639152
more like Colin McLiterallyWho?
>Headley and A-Rod lead the Yankees in steals
>Headley
>A-Rod
>my first name is Collin, with two L's
>my last name is virtually identical to McHugh
>this bum sullied my good name
Fuck you, McHugh.
I hope all this time aint going to fuck with Pineda
Yankee fan here. This strikeout zone seems a little tight
>>66639209
Its from running that hill in Florida
>>66639220
Your mom's pussy is tight m8
errrybody hits
6-1 LETS GO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAT CORREA RANGE
Wew lad I love Castro
>>66639155
Sorry! I will if the World War III don't destroy us! LOL! :P
I want off of the Yankees wild ride
>>66639179
>an era of 162.00
>a third of an inning
Is this the year Didi becomes elite?
>tfw absolutely styling today
B R O N X
O
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B
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R
S
does baseball have called games?
>>66638842
>motioning to both players
Whaaat?! Yankees 5-1 Astros in the 1 inning?!
more like Michael Triste
>>66639259
He's probably the best Yankee SS since Derek Jeter
rev up dat papa johns
THERE IS STILL ONLY ONE OUT
>>66639265
>called games
Cal me optimistic but it's the first inning
>one (1) out bullpen call
>disastros
Yankees are winning easily because Keuchel is not pitching... :B
that ERA my fucking sides
>>66639280
Gonna be eatin cheap tomorrow
>>66639287
I was just wondering, this is my first season watching baseball
>Tfw the 'Stros meme their way to a win
>>66639305
Which team you picking senpai?
>>66639305
Blue Jays, Royals, Cubs, or Astros?
>>66639265
no
>>66639311
Astros but I will hold my butt hurt if we lose
>That pitch
>A strike
What the actual fuck?
One out per pitcher is not very efficient.
>we haven't won a game all season
This season is over guys. See you in 2017
>>66639334
Not looking good for >you guys right now but they have a really good team that is honestly poised to win their division
>>66639339
>7:55 PM
>1st inning
He's calling anything remotely close
>>66639313
>>66639311
Astros
holy fuck i did not even know we can score six runs in a game let alone in an inning
>>66639349
Too bad they don't have 27 pitchers in that bullpen, it looks like someone might have to last more than a third of an inning
>>66639339
the ball needs to be in the strike zone, not the glove
your eyes have memed themselves with the notion of pitch framing
>>66639334
Heyyy welcome to the fandom, fellow 'StroBro
This umps strikezone is fucking horrendous
>>66639374
16TRUE
>GOD DAMN IT
Kek did A-Rod say "GOSH DANG IT!"?
>A-Rod yelling "god damn it!"
They really stepped up the on field mics.
Can we trade Chapman for Keuchel?
We now bring you the 2nd inning.
Did anyone forget that Aroldis Chapman CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?
Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.
The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)
#suicidewatch
Is anyone else besides myself expecting a down season from McHugh? Last year down the stretch he really struggled.
>>66639396
Shut
Up
>>66639401
Nice b8 m8
>>66639401
Save this post for next month and try to make it a little less obvious as bait
>>66639390
>>66639386
I had to cover my wife's son's ears when he said that. If he picks that up she'll be mad at me
>>66639399
I started the game with ARods first and I just noticed he came back in the 1st again.
>>66639401
But he didn't choke his gf though. Just fired his legal handgun at a wall in his house.
>Me
>Replying to copypasta
stream please all my normal ones are fucking up
Illegal slide? What are the Yes commentators talking about?
>that Blow Gays play
God damn it Pineda
Not in the mood to blow a lead
I heard this White guy is good
>>66639451
He takes his foot off the gas too much when we give him a lead. We could really benefit from him going 6 tonight, but he doesn't seem too sharp tonight.
>>66639446
>that blow gays bitching afterwards
It's like call they wanted interference on against the Rangers. They clearly don't understand baseball
>Lastros
>1. Severino
>2. Eovaldi
>3. Tanaka
>4. Pineda
>5. CC/Nova
By the end of the season desu lads
>>66639441
My wife's son slid down a slide headfirst and headbutted another kid in the nuts. Big news here.
Is Sabathia still with Yankees team?
>>66639451
![fenway%20failure[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fHT21RE.jpg "fenway%20failure[1].jpg")
this may be a stretch, but are there any of the old SSYC friends around anymore? sluggerbro, rocky, and all those guys from the UK?
just checking in, miss most of you guys.
http://insixgames.com/
>>66639408
This. I don't see him ever coming close to Keuchel's level. He'll be a nice trade piece tho.
Hey, 4chan pals! What do you think about Panama elimination for WBC 2017 against Colombia?
>>66639481
Unfortunately
Dont do this to me Pinetar
Pineda is trying to fuck this up. Game won't be over until 11:30
>>66639492
We don't
>>66639476
The Blue Jays were the biggest bitches last season when it came to calls that didn't go their way. Gibbons comment got some funny reactions though
>>66639492
Could you not here
>>66639483
Most of the old tripfags aren't around anymore.
>tfw no Tensnake
>>66639479
The top 4 are basically interchangeable; they all are pretty much #2 quality pitchers with potential to be #1s. I'm hoping CC has a comeback (I'll always respect him for winning in 2009), but I wouldn't be surprised if Mitchell is the #5 by the end of May. Also trying to temper my expectations with Severino. I want to believe he's that mythological homegrown ace, but so much shit can happen to players his age.
![yankees%20asleep[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mu8Wxlk.jpg "yankees%20asleep[1].jpg")
>>66639483
wake up super secret chat...plz ;__;
>>66639525
CC is supposedly sober this year.
He had flashes of his former self last year and I think he'll show it this year.
>>66639519
Fucking SJWs ruining baseball now?!
Is fucking nothing sacred?!
YES I'M MAD.
>>66639539
Yea, CC was decent towards the end of the season
>>66639525
Eovaldi and Pineda annoy me the most
They both have ridiculous stuff, but are just way too inconsistent
So I'm at the Yankee/Sox game right now and I was watching the pre-game practice. This girl about 8 or 9 comes on the field, it looked like she had cancer so let her meet some of the players. One of the coaches had the idea of her throwing a few pitches to a couple of the players during batting practice. She threw a few pitches to Texiera. He swung and missed on them and told her she was a really good pitcher.
Next came up Arod, he was telling her to "throw the heat" and "not hold anything back." First pitch was kind of lobbed towards the center and Arod just crushed it to right field. He had a little smirk after he did that. Next pitch and he sent it almost 500 feet to dead center. He starting laughing and told her to throw a little harder. So next pitch she put a lot into it and Arod hit a liner up the middle missing her head by about 2-3 feet. At this point he was hysterical. When he stopped laughing he said it was alright and pointed to Sabathia and said, "You still throw better than him."
The girl walked away to her parents crying. I saw him walking up to them and I thought he was going to apologize but instead he just looked the mom in the eye and said, “I swing a big bat but I got a bigger bat in my pants.” Both parents were looking at him incredulously and he just takes step back and swing at an imaginary ball and goes, “An A-bomb for Arod!.”
![dave[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yug1MrE.jpg "dave[1].jpg")
>>66639524
i blame all the anime and feet porn that was posted in the chat. a crying shame was what it was.
>>66639519
I hope his daughter get beamed with a 90 mph fastball and cries like the little girl she is. This is a man's sport.
>>66639552
Eovaldi was amazing once he learned to control that splitter. He's a strange player to watch; with his gas, you'd expect him to be a high strikeout guy, but he's a groundball pitcher. That could really work out for us, though. Groundball pitchers win a lot of games at Yankee Stadium.
Pineda just needs to stay healthy. His metrics are always good, but he hasn't shown any ability to go 200+ innings a season, which is needed to be a top-tier pitcher.
i hope pineda gets hit by a truck
fuck pineda
>>66639573
>daughter
>SPRINGER DINGER
>SPRINGER DINGER
>SPRINGER DINGER
>SPRINGER DINGER
Oh no... Grand Slam... :(
Grand slam wooooooooooooooo
>FUCK IT I'LL JUST KEEP HANGING THESE SLIDERS XD
I fucking hate you Pineda
Sweet Grand Slam
Pineda you fucking piece of shit
>this game
SPRRIIINNGGGERRRRR DIINNGGERRRRR!!!
of course
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT PINEDA YOU ARE TRASH
I strongly dislike Pineda
![cy%20cobb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XeYJnE1.jpg "cy%20cobb[1].jpg")
current Cy Cobb award winner.
also, holy fuck yankees...why cant you keep a ball in the park you dumb chumps?
Anyone remember when Pineda was good?
Anyone? No? Ok, me neither.
WHY IS CORREA SO BASED??
>It's an "Offense is only good when the pitching is terrible" episode
Is Pineda fucking retarded?
This is like a replay of last season
>Nova is our only hope
I'll pay pall whoever kills pine aid a right now
>top 2nd
>eleven runs
>tfw the Jays are the new Yankees
Hated and obsessed over by all of the lesser teams like New York but respected by quality fanbase such as Houston.
DINGERS
Pineda's arm about to explode again
>tfw Correa is my age but I'll never be that good
Welp
>>66639479
We sure have a solid staff of #3 pitching
Holy shit am I glad I chose to watch this game.
Fuck, that looked like it was gone for a second
Yankees pls
Phew... If Yankees lose, this day will be terrible for me... Real Madrid lose against Wolfburg... :(
>>66639696
welp, this season is over. see you next april.
Are we, dare I say, a meme team?
>>66639682
>mchugh has an era in the triple digits
>great possibility he won't take the loss
TOP KEK
>left handed shift
When are these dense lefties going to stop hitting into the shift and just squib a little bunt to third?
Piece of shit dough boy McHugh and Beaner Gomez are cancer on this team and need to be deported to the Puerto Rico Spic league and fuck off I hate them so god damn much pieces of shit
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE PITCHERS WITH MEME MECHANICS
