You’re in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass.
what do?
i throw him in the trash
Pick him up and throw him in the bin
that should teach him not to fuck with my girl
i throw him in the trash
>>66630137
Step on his foot and then watch him rolling on floor
le angry manlet
in my experience most Italian (Americans) love to chat shit but when it comes down to it they always get banged in actual fighting because they are all pathetic manlets
unless they have weapons or mafia connections in which case you are fucked because they will murder you
I would pick this manlet up and throw him in a trash can
flop and get him sent off
buh bye
I'd throw him in a bin.
>>66630137
>you will never have thick, strong, long hair and a hairline like this
>>66630517
he actually makes the widows peak look /fa/
>>66630137
slap his mom's ass, who also happens to by my girlfriend, or fucktoy. Seems more appropriate
Hi five him and then slap his ass, implying that a threesome is possible
it would be an honour to share a bitch with based gattuso, my favorite player of all time
Punch the fuck out of him, he's a midget.
I'd call Joe Jordan
>>66630137
>your girlfriend’s ass.
>your
Think about assaulting the manlet but then realise i have no gf
>>66630137
I ask him who he might be and if he could please remove his Italiano hands from my girlfriends ass
>tfw we'll never see this scene
You literally can not make this shit up.
*teleports behind him*
pssh, nothin personnel
>>66630137
Who is this arab?
>>66637367
He's Italian pham
>>66637302
Is Zlatan the biggest relevant football player?
>>66630137
>you go chassing the hotest girl you see around
>you're gf see this => looses interest in this guy and go back to you
french tips you cucks
I ask him why is he slapping the air near my gfs ass
suck his dick desu
The thing with zlatan was between teammates, you guys are beta weeb tranny loving pussies who wouldn't say shit to Gattusso
>>66637387
>implying there's a difference
>>66630137
Call Stevie G
>>66630137
Why are Italian players so hot wtf?
>>66630137
Be happy that I somehow made it on AC Milan First Team
Call Materazzi to kick his ass into oblivion.
>>66645379
we're just beautiful
>le hold me back before something happens man
Put him in a bin
when god created the italian, he made them short to offset the good looks
when god made the northern european, he made them tall to offset their ogre-like features
t. jesus
>>66646008
BTFO
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>>66645443
> we
Ok, Jersey boy.
>>66630137
>calabrian
>>66646008
Keep telling that yourself, manlet
>>66646008
there's no point being good looking if you are short
>>66630137
Kick him in the nuts.
Ran to a car.
Drive away laughing my ass off.
>Gattuso nigga never got his driving licence.
>>66649905
> Ran to car
> it's stolen
