Uefa Champions League Semi-Final 1st Leg
>EL CASHICO EDITION
FIRST FOR ENGLANDS BRAVE KEVIN BROWN
>>66629531
we luv our albino kev in
>>66629516
>it's a stadium with 2km between goal and the stands
>>66629531
Why did Chelshit allow such a good player to end up in their rival?
>>66629574
Parc is amazing you dipshit
>>66629593
Mourinho.
>>66629516
>that autism triggering section of orange seats
>>66629593
>mouyes
Im so ready for City to get destroyed
Sergio Aguero:
> Plays shit for months
> no one says a negative word about him and the media guys/ex players turned pundits go "Aguero is a world class player who has just been unlucky"
> Has one good game against a promoted team who are already safe
> Best player in the league/World Class player that Sergio Aguero! PSG watch out!!
I hate the obsession this country has with this faggot.
>>66629619
wtf is that? away end? temp seats because the other ones were blown up?
>>66629593
>their rival
are french teams allowed away supporters in the league atm?
>>66629516
Should be El Plastico, tbhf
>>66629719
It's just because of the weaker state of the Premier League so they'll hype whoever shows world class promise (see: Hazard last season)
You wouldn't believe the amount of Lewandowski dicksucking that goes on in the Polish media
>>66629770
There weren't any Basel supporters allowed at the ASSE match. You know, because of the danger of all those Swiss terrorists getting into the country.
>>66629770
No, government forbid them.
2 months from the euro, it would be stupid to use these matchs to get ready...
Trapp, Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell, Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi, Di Maria, Ibrahimovic, Cavani.
>le talk shit nigger starting
>>66629822
Friendly reminder that both owners of these shitty clubs sponsor ISIS.
>>66629984
> starting Cavani over Lucas
Why Blanc?
>>66629984
Marquinhos will leave in the summer if this goes on :(
>>66629999
Lucas brings more as an impact sub than shitvani
>>66629800
Lewandowski is pretty good though.
It's a quarter final you fuck wit
>>66630051
He's phenomenal but a few months ago, the biggest sports newspaper was shitting out articles every day about Lewandowski deserving to win the 2015 Ballon d'Or
>>66629531
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>>66630047
>Marquinhos
how has he been doing? barcelona offered 45+m two summers ago, wonder if he's worth it
>>66629800
desu he's the best Polish player after Boniek, he's earned the dicksucking
>>66629999
Is there any player more overhyped and useless than Edison Cavani? They need rid of him. At least they don't play him half the time now.
>muzzies vs muzzies
really dont know who to root for in this game
>>66630099
I'd suck his dick, he's one damn attractive man. No homo.
>>66630092
he's worth it/will be worth it, but psg won't sell. everybody wants him to replace luiz as a CB but blanc won't
>>66629531
Kevin is so GOAT, not looking forward to Poop ruining him.
>@MCFC: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero
mangala will fuck up
>>66630099
That's correct. He's still massively overrated by our media. The commentators were unironically praising him for "being selfless and having a good idea" when he fucked up that square pass to Lahm for an easy goal
>>66630120
3/4 frenchies in the back
TOPKEK
>>66630120
>City starting more frenchmen than PSG
>>66630115
>but psg won't sell.
Won't Marquinhos just push for a move? He'd start for so many top clubs.
both teams are shite
>>66630073
Depends on his performance in CL and Euros. He already played a big part in Bayern surviving Juve, without his first goal it wouldn't have happened.
That 5-goal rape against Wolfsburg + that + a contribution to a CL/Euro win would make him the best contender to win it this season.
>>66630159
I seriously hope this was a penal
>Cavani passing
>David Luiz anything
>>66630172
clearly a foul against sideshow bob
>>66630170
The Ballon d'Ors are for calendar years, the Wolfsburg game was in 2015.
He deserves a top 5 spot but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>66630172
It was
I think it'll be much closer than people think. Psg to still edge it though
>>66630150
the president likes him, and he's the future CB of the team. I'm not sure how he could get out of his contract financially
He still plays games, but when you have paid 40m £ for tahiti bob you have to play him to please his butt buddy.
>>66630150
He's under contract until 2019 and I'm pretty sure the French regulations don't require a release clause so he really doesn't have much leverage
>>66630192
it will be close
>joe has only 5 clean sheets in cl
what a shitter forster deserves to be our #1 in euros
>>66630210
kek
>>66630120
>Fernando and Fernandinho
This never works.
PSG will destroy City.
>>66630134
time for maginot line 2.0
>>66630120
>"English" team
>>66630244
Its worked quite well in the CL this season desu, especially vs sevilla
>>66630120
>Navas
PSG 3-1 City
EPLEL threads all night
>>66630333
trips confirm navas will score and assist
>>66630224
That game was memes
I'm so ready for David Luiz to get absolutely fucked. That's why I'm watching. I like PSG, even got a Pauleta-jersey, but pls KĂ¼n #rekt Luiz.
>>66630210
>£50m
>>66630333
possibly the worst footballer in the premier league after carlos sanchez and alex oxlade-chamberlain
>>66629719
>hating Aguero
I would assume you're a united fan but you're posting with an English flag.
pretty excited for all these meme centerbacks tbqh
Last 2 digits is overall tie score
>>66630357
cant see luiz there mate
>>66630349
>le run down the wing and no end product man
>scoring or assisting
Your line-ups for tonight's international fixture between Qatar and the UAE.
Baris-Qadis-Almani: Trapp; Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell; Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi; Di MarĂa, Ibrahimovic, Cavani.
Manshistar Madina: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero.
>>66630379
>David Luiz
>Otamendi
>Mongala
entirely possible desu
>>66630379
glorious
>>66630368
Aguero is by far the most overrated player in the league.
>>66630390
>not arabising the names as well
weak effort/10
>>66630250
Please stop ruining /lit/ with Sam Harris threads.
>>66630384
maybe I missed the joke but he's bottom right at the start of the webm you fucking mongoloid. that's the point of the webm.
>>66630402
I got bored.
>>66630398
If not aguero then who is the best in the league
>>66630398
>most overrated player
That would be Hazard
>Virgin Anywhere down as fucking usual
>My BT Sport login provided to me by a mate isn't playing ball either
FUCKING
REEEEE
THIS WAS SO MUCH SIMPLER WHEN SKY HAD THE RIGHTS
>>66630415
Mahrez and Kane have easily been better
>>66630409
pretty sure the point of the webm is thiago silva getting completely schooled
>>66630398
>who is Hazard
m8 I'm an American and know Aguero is one of the best strikers in the world.
>>66629516
>semifinal
>>66630402
>Yusuf Qart
GOAT keeper desu
>>66630415
Unironically Harry Kane
Have they made the draw for the semis? Do we know who the winners play?
>>66630426
aguero isn't that good. he is an instinctive finisher and a decent dribbler but he doesn't offer much else
>>66630426
He's not even the best striker in England, m8
>>66630436
No.
>>66630423
To be fair the atrocious fucking defending from Luiz is more of the highlight here.
>>66630420
I'll give you Kane but Mahrez is a one season wonder like Vardy.
>>66630426
No one rates Hazard anymore.
>>66630436
No, it'll be drawn on next Friday morning IIRC
percy pigs or strawberry laces lads?
What happened with Sirigu?
Would Cavani still be good if he played as a striker for another team?
>>66630436
It'll be Barca - PSG and Bayern - Madrid. Screencap this post.
>>66630451
whatever, you can't know that, but Mahrez this season >>>>>> Aguero this season
>>66630449
luiz makes a stupid mistake sure but silva still gets done by a simple cross
>>66630466
He's shite
How are you /a/?
What anime are you watching before the game?
>>66630490
Joker Game
>>66630490
Slut
>>66629771
Underrated
>>66630490
>watching anime
>>66630471
>Barca-PSG
plz no, not every year
gib bayern
who do we want to win????
>>66630490
22
i'm listening to caravan, which is probably the musical equivalent of anime
>>66630526
Seattle sounders la
>>66630529
For Girls Who Grow Plump in the Night?
> Shay Given is on BT Sport
wew lads.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krUBdzcez50
>UEFA is now streamed on YT
How...
>>66630526
Neither tbf
PSG THREADLY REMINDER
if you dont rate edison cavani, and can't see what he brings to the PSG team, you're a total and utter mug.
>>66630547
In the Land of Grey and Pink
>>66630490
K-ON
>>66630553
It's not official.
Is Vardy the next Rooney?
>>66630511
Based Uo Denim.
>>66630566
FGWGPITN is far superior m8
>>66630559
Lucas is better for the team.
Doritos if even
Porcorn if odds
>>66630586
okay
but that's not what i'm listening to
>>66630490
Watching some deep drama.
>>66630570
Look at Yui, sucking them off one by one.
who /brit/ here
haha
If matching digits de bruyne scores the 1-0 then gets injured again
>>66630602
kys
>>66629800
>You wouldn't believe the amount of Lewandowski dicksucking that goes on in the Polish media
This. My dad is polish and he thinks lewandowski is better than messi
I'm only one call away....
>>66630607
>City without De Brown
ZZZZzzzzzzz
>>66630589
>snacking in the afternoon
fat shit
>>66630553
this will surely be a prank
>>66630490
Mayoiga
When will a english lads play abroad and succeed?
The last one was Owen Hargreaves.
what part of St Germain you la's from?
>its going to be a no good streams and the thread descends into shit after 10 minutes episode
>>66630647
England's Brave Gareth Bale mate
>>66630647
Messi
>>66630651
Lifelong Ave
>>66630647
when there are good english players
>>66629606
do you recommend going there for iceland-austria?
from geneva
Tried to make Ibrahamovic as a powerpuff girl while waiting for KO. How did I do?
American ads are truely fascinating
vamos a ganar 3-0
>This is a countdown live stream. In this live stream count we down to the begin of the match. When the match begins I will give you live text commentary of the match. Enjoy
ah yes
>>66630666
Looks like Hitler with a manbun
>people think ibramovic would do well in the prem
>ywn be Zlatan
>>66630674
just use acestream like a normal human being
>>66630656
>ENGLAND
>BALE
HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL HE'S NOT ENGLISH HE'S WELSH HAHAHHAAH MOOT FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NOW!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!
does Martin Tyler only commentate UCL games? never heard him do an EPL game tbqh
>>66630419
>not using acestream and based bloodzeed
>paying money to watch [sport_of_your_choice] in [current_year]
>>66630666
why?
>joe fart
He's football's David Brent
THE CHAMPIOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSss
>>66630666
>Powerpuff Grills
>tfw I actually tried to watch along with /co/ a few days ago
what is my life
also, that looks like hitler with a weird hairdo
>>66630559
Lucas > Cavani
>>66630679
him and terry will lead arse to the title next season
>>66630687
Oh fuck I got egg on my face now! I hope no one screencaps my failure D: lol
Who M postcode here?
>ladyboy and the clown
city have got this lads
>>66630717
why aren't you at the game? it's not sold out
>>66630717
/here/
not a shitty fan though
LGTSS
>Luiz
>>66630630
>being poor
>>66630683
This very much this very much i used not used it now i do
G-Getting comfy...
>>66630717
used to live in M15 desu
Is that beard halal enough?
>>66630735
He will have a worldie
>>66630740
>dinner ready just in time for kick off
>>66630677
Well it's not that complex of a character creator.
German media has titled this match as the "Sheikh Derby"
What do PSG and Shitty fans think about this?
All these yellows... we'll miss half the team for the second leg/semi final
>Mongolel
congrats psg
who/LONDON/here
O
N
D
O
N
I'm calling it now 1-3 upset
>>66630740
What you drink comrade? :)
wtf "we want more"....
Where's Sterling?
>>66630755
there was an attempt
>LUIZ
LGTSS
>Sterling
>Luiz
>Ibra
>Aguero
>Dimechelis
>DAVID LUIZ
hhahahahhaha the fuck brah
>>66630751
LOL
BRAVO SIDESHOW BOB
>>66630748
Based tendies
>tfw no GBPs
LUIZ
>>66630740
>>66630748
>>66630760
these are some comfy posts
>Luiz
>DAVID POOIZ
last digit decides the number of goals de bruyne scores
wtf haha
city GK with the same colour than field player, WTF ?
/battered sausage/
>luiz
>>66630755
Here son
kek he's only going to get worse
ST mandem represent
>David Luiz suspended
PSG confirmed for clean sheet away
>>66630727
>people actually going to the Ethiad
what the fuck am I reading?
that should have been a red
good start
>Luiz
FUCKING MONG
LUIZ
A
SHIT
>14 seconds
fucking kek
>qatar vs abu dhabi
based tyler
plastics btfo
>>66630735
r u a wizard
>Luiz
It begins
>louise
>sideshow bob
lel
>>66630760
Good ol' beer, and you?
Who is that French guy that looks like a roman statue?
muh wet panties
>you now realize there are clueless retards that rate david luiz as a top-class defenders
>Luiz out of the return leg after 12 seconds
Neville was right about Luiz.
>15 seconds
De Bruyne, like every other belgian player, is overrated.
>chelsea got 50 million for david luiz
>Luiz
>navass
>>66630814
I rate him tbf
SEVENTEEN SECONDS
De Bruyne is god. RIP PSG
>>66630812
Hot chocolate with a sponge cake
>>66630790
>Ethiad
>in Paris
Austria pls
Your line-ups for tonight's international fixture between Qatar and the UAE.
Baris-Qadis-Almani: Abu Trapp; Mohamed Aurier, Ibrahim Silva, AbduLuiz, AbdiMaxwell; Rabiot(pbuh), Shiekh Motta, Ibn Abu Matuidi; Di MarĂa Al Ahmed, Ibrahimovic(pbuh),Ahmed Cavani.
Manshistar Madina:Allah Hart,Abu Khalifa Sagna, Imam Otamendi, Al Mangala, Al AbuClichy,Abdul Fernando,brother of Abdul Fernandinho,ABDULAZIZ Navas, Khalifa Silva, ISIS De Bruyne, Salah Aguero.
no_refund.jpg
>eleven seconds
lmao
>Ronaldo disallowed goal
kek
>14 seconds
Paris is not in this yet. Man city gotta do smtg.
>>66630838
this was awful
>>66630819
Might be the only one that isn't
logical counter attack Ibra goal incoming
>>66630838
Thumbs up la
Is blanc actually gay?
>>66630838
Too late.
>>66630819
I've a (you) ready for (you) just in case senpai
>>66630838
Pathetic mate
How is he so shit and yet so expensive?
>>66630813
Rabiot ?
Sorry, you have too many live streams running at the same time.
WTF BT?!
>sideshow bob
>50 million
kek
>getting booked after 4 seconds
wew lad
Fuck both of these cunt teams
>real "Madrid"
>the only spanish player is sergio ramos
>>66630874
constantly gets into team of the year he must be good :^)
>>66630880
You've been hacked la
>>66630743
I had a flat near Hulme. Used to love that Caribbean takeaway
>>66630889
Burger
>>66629531
>ENGLANDS
>>66630832
>>66630894
I thought so...
>>66630880
Check your background process might have a rogue bitcoin miner running