20th birthday edition
Tuesday:
8pm San Jose Clash vs DC United mlssoccer.com
Friday
7pm Philadelphia Union vs Orlando City UniMás
Saturday
4pm Impact de Montréal vs Columbus Crew
4pm New England Revolution vs Toronto FC
5:30pm DC United vs Vancouver Whitecaps
7pm New York Red Bulls vs Sporting Kansas City
9pm FC Dallas vs San Jose Earthquakes
9:30pm Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids
Sunday
4pm Houston Dynamo vs Seattle Sounders ESPN
7pm Man City vs Chicago Fire FS1
9:30pm LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers FS1
Reserves for what?
>>66628281
The NASL Silverbacks died and their reserves team is entering NPSL as the Silverbacks.
>Soon
Just a reminder NASLel is still delusional
>>66628094
>8pm San Jose Clash vs DC United mlssoccer.com
Isn't this today?
>>66628856
Yeah sorry my bad
I meant to type today
>>66628752
>tfw you destroy your haters
can't wait
>merritt paulson in charge of not being a whiny ass titty baby
>>66628912
>Soon
>>66628981
>Cyle Larin in charge of not having an exploded hamstring
>>66629109
>yfw you wreck the unies with a first-half brace and cheekily sit out the second half
Relegate the Union!
PREPARE YOUR ANUS ORLANDO
>tfw MLS is old enough to shitpost on 4chan but not old enough to drink yet.
Is Matt Besler the new Twellman?
>>66628838
Makes me glad theres no money in the sport here
>divegrass
>>66629333
>He's failed the concussion protocol 2 weeks after suffering the concussion
Did fucking Klinnsman take a Louisville Slugger to his head?
>>66629408
MSL war when doe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_League_war
>>66629259
>not drinking before 21
>tfw mls was born on my 6th bday
Goddamn
It was already hard enough to get out of the group
>>66629671
Better than Yedlin tbqh senpai
>>66629683
"No"
>>66629696
"Yes"
Yedlin's surpassed Timmy in "useless defender"-ness since Guatemala
>>66629711
I'm pretty he hasn't matched "Chandler at the Gold Cup" quite yet
>Soon
>>66629725
Chandler's 1 blooter in the Gold Cup has been more contribution than Yedlin's whole career at RB for the USA
>>66629809
It was a friendly
And his performances in the following actual competitive games more than made up for it
>r/MLS is somewhat skeptical of the US women's claims
>>66629983
They're just mad there isn't an otherkin national team
>>66629711
>le full backs should concentrate on defense meme
When will you realize that attacking full backs are a cornerstone of successful NTs?
>>66630497
About the same time you realize that Yedlin is as shit on attack as he is on defense
>>66629940
>being this desperate for views
>tfw you can cheer for best girl now
>Fernando botches pass to Ibrahimovic into an Open net.
I knew we were always the main CFG club. Glad we have some synergy in playing
>>66629940
Halftime, here comes fucking nothing.
>>66633154
My bad, misread halftime for pregame. What was it?
>>66633221
See your previous post
>>66630692
BASED
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It's happening lads.
>>66636642
>>66636642
Larin ded, hopefully they can keep Kaka from raping them.
2-2 maybe?
Going to New York to see Union-NYCFC
Please don't beat me up lads
45 bings to go lad
Here's a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnLTPcC3QWY
BTW there's also a women's game
For some reason
BYEEEEEE
>>66629940
>the Champions League pro/rel pregame show, brought to you by applebee's
Schoen is pronounced "Shane"?
>>66639327
TODAY I LEARNED SOMETHING
Wynalda AND Harkes played in this game?
How is it possible that DC went down in style?
>getting USMNT coach's attention will be true legacy of MLS
lol, no
DC certainly seems to be the most dangerous side right now
>clelsh
CARLYCARLYCARLYCARLYCARLY
> that fucking flip
SAVAGE
A
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A
G
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are we gonna get to see some comfy 90s halftime ads?
Guys...I don't think this semen slurping league is for me
What's with all these fucking Bolivians for DC?
>>66639858
No unfortunately
Looks like they're just gonna skip them
>Mexican flag draped over member of mariachi congo line
>>66629109
>>66629124
Tfw MLS told Mexico to watch out for Cylel Larin.
>>66639884
lots of south americans in DC, m8. back then they were probably the only ones who watched soccer.
>>66638482
>tfw watching comfy redsox and san jose
>Post yfw SKC lifts the MLS Cup
>mfw
>>66629433
Apparently Bradley cleared a ball right into Besler's head
This semen slurping league isn't for me.
I'll stick with based NASL.
>>66640177
Literally what?
NASL's been dead for about 12 years now
Where has Harkes been this whole game?
> that smug 90s referee
>at halftime
>Youth Soccer Spotlight
>Alexi Lalas
So guys, how do we score the goal when the clock counts down?
>>66640257
It never died.
where the fuck is my fingerprint-reading credit card?
>>66640177
We have MLS because NASL died idiot
>people actually use fujifilm over kodak
>>66640372
The fuck are you in about, goof. Says here it's been dead for 11 years
This newfangled MLS thing is where it's at
>>66640109
>any team from Scum Jose
>dat leno
>dat lalas
Are they going to do they going to do a broadcast of 96 MLS Cup?
Which was on October 20th
>Clash
>Emblem is a scorpion
Calelfornia in charge of themes
>>66640532
Blame Nike
>>66640545
Nike kits are shit, when are we going to get Adidas or Umbro as a kitmaker
>pudge and juan gonzalez on the rangers
the first two athletes i knew by name
>>66639907
looks like you're wrong
>Bill McDermott will never give you a moustache ride
Why even live?
>>66640615
They skipped the pregame ones
But I'm not complaining
>that kid in the 90s Germany kit
why are 90's commercial so comfy?
Wynalda will score the winner
Screencap this
Why was this the first game?
Why not LA-New York?
is he kill?
>>66640688
those dubs
>>66640696
>New York
You mean New Jersey? Who /Lifelong NJ-NY Metrostar/ here? Just give us all the cups for the next 20 years
Davis Cup?
Dafuq is that?
Clash logo looks like a dick on the shirts
>Antonio Banderas with a rocket launcher hidden in a guitar case
I need this
I can't wait for MLS to dominate Liga MX!!!!
>>66640688
>Dayak
San Jose should get rid of him ASAP
>>66640808
God this comment stream is just absolute cancer
Where is Harkes?
It's like he's out fucking an opposing team's player's wife
>Wynalda
Sub this asshile off already
Was Iroha the original run fast black man?
The game is turning on DC, and now this
>>66640938
>Arse-Ayy
>>66640990
You mean the SG that has sour grapes with DCU is reporting them doing something bad?
>echimeme
EXPOSED
Spoiler alert: Damon Hill won the 96 Argentine Grand Prix
>>66641206
Without senna, F1 will die. Cap this.
Spoiler alert: Bolivia doesn't make it back
Is that an ad for a world cup hosting bid?
>SuperClashFag MIA
Tripfags in charge of talking shit during the game
>yfw US makes it out for the group stage in '02 world cup
>>66641307
Whoa whoa whoa
That's six years away
We've got France '98 in two
>>66641286
desu I was living in New Hampshire in 96 and my first MLS game was in 99
>tfw the Revs are gonna be a cup winning dynasty
>>66641348
They're a cup losing dynasty.
>game only started 20 minutes ago
Shit, feels like an hour.
>>66641395
kek
>>66641286
>SuperClashFag
Underage ban.
Phil Schoen deserves a better color commentator. Some kooky British nutjob
I'm starting to think no one's gonna score
PKs here we come
>>66641593
>PKs
Shootouts, even better.
>lelnalda
WYNALDA OUT HOLY SHIT
>Wynalda
This is fun
Should we do another stream?
What game?
>>66641681
Everyone's first game
This game has been pretty comfy. Hopefully this MLS thing works out. I imagine they'll take of the NFL training wheels in a few years, open up pro/rel, and have a strong league in 15-20 years.
Where's the Sin Bin?
WYNALGOAT
GOATNALDA
WYNALDA
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>DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC
FIRE THIS FUCK BRUCE ARENAS. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DOING. FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
>>66640688
FUCKING WIZARD HOLY SHIT
Just give >us the cup now
GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP BITCHES
LGTSS
>DC "UNITED"
>>66641884
>www.clash.com links to a blank page saying "coming soon!"
Hope they hurry up with the website. I want to learn more about the future GOATs.
>Bruce Arenas
What an idiot, this 3 at the back shit doesn't work. Fire him already.
>Implying Arena still won't lead us to the cup
>>66642003
>bruce arena is a good coach meme
LA will win 5 MLS cups, before Bruce wins even 1.
Who /KriesBoyz/ here?
By 2015, the mutiny will collapse, the Clash will move to Houston, David Beckham will play for LA or New York, the league will expand by adding some decent USL 1st division teams, and finally there will be a European style pro/rel with the newly established MLS 2.
How many games were televised in that inaugural season after the opener? Would be comfy af for majorleaguesoccersoccerdotcom to stream them all the rest of the year
>the US women's NT won 7-0 tonight
women's sawker isn't fun anymore
>>66642621
>anymore
DC deserves to go winless for the shit way they treat supporters, banning a dude from all mls matches for a year because he set a smoke bomb off outside the stadium #punishedforpassion
>>66628094
these threads are getting worse
>>66644433
Woa
NOBODY
>>66644433
Still better than 75% of the other generals
>>66638740
they are trying really hard to make those women appear attractive and not athletic
>>66645079
>Kelly
>Tobin
>Not attractive
top to bottom most talented and most beautiful WNT on the planet and ever.
>>66645105
A team of 4s and maybe two 7s is pretty fucking meh.
Costa Rica has Raq Rod.
>>66645127
Agreed, even England has better QTs.
>ywn Raw Rod Raq Rod
Why even live?
>>66645105
>most beautiful WNT on the planet and ever.
wow its f***ing nothing
Wew lad
Mums mad at me for dossing off playing footy with the m8s. Phillip was bringing the aggro but his botch defensive skills let me muster a win. Ah Phillip, that wanker.
>>66644433
>this league is getting worse
FTFY
Well that's pretty sad
Having to get Canada?
HE DID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66650979
>canada is 50 years old
Happy Birthday, hat
>>66651110
Goddamn next he'll be trying to sell me a lawnmower.
>>66650979
>>66651145
>yfw the laffs lose to Guyana on their 50th birthday
>>66649836
t. 2010 WC first time viewer
>>66651110
>Freddy Adshill
>Soon
http://www.espnfc.com/mexican-liga-mx/story/2845614/mexican-clubs-wary-of-fifa-rule-in-signing-us-players
>The Mexican Football Federation has encouraged Liga MX clubs to stop registering underage players from the United States because of a potential widespread breach of a FIFA rule, sources have told ESPN FC.
>Each year, minors born and based in the U.S. are scouted north of the border and head south to join Liga MX clubs' academies.
But sources said the Mexican teams could be guilty of breaking Article 19 of FIFA's Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players, which is designed to stop minors from leaving their native countries for bigger clubs abroad before they turn 18.
>red bull
>>66651110
This is both hilarious and sad
>>66642621
>tfw no USWQT gf
>>66652665
Why would you want one of those feminazis?
>>66638740
>All trying to look like models
>>66651110
>weekend kickball
Wanna laugh?
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/social-video-twitter/2016/4/7/11388642/gyasi-zardes-reveals-his-secrets-to-a-perfect-first-touch-seriously
>>66656009
Is "The Gyasi Zardes School of First Touches" going to become a meme know?
>>66652184
>gFla down 2-10 at home despite having an astronaut on their roster and the Red Bulls keeper scoring own goals
>their own keeper is dead, having been impaled in the head with the astronaut's severed arms
>the center circle is a Jesus fish
>>66656009
This has to be a parody.
Havent been on /sp/ for a while
Whats the consensus on the US Womens team (possible) legal action for inequal pay despite them making a profit?
>>66652879
>tfw Frank Lampard and Gonzalo Veron have a comparable amount of Minutes played
Why can't NY teams DP right?
>>66657229
They're stupid for asking for equal pay.
They should be asking for pay, like the men, that is proportional to their revenue.
When the papers show that the men (surprise) make 10x more than the women, they're going to leave head in hands
>>66657445
>proportional to their revenue
As I understand it, that's what they're asking for by "equal" pay. The issue is that no one knows how much either team makes individually because broadcast revenue goes through SUM.
>>66657589
They're asking for the same pay as the men.
>>66657610
Well that's dumb. They don't even play at the same level of competition.
>>66657797
>Best players in the world
>Lose to literal 15 year olds
>>66657797
>>66650979
>Soon
>>66657845
I'm out of keks, can anybody loan me A small amount?
>>66652179
Good. And keep those traitorous Shitcano beaners over there
>>66657229
They're retarded entitled cunts who already have a guaranteed salary with the national team since womens sawker clubs dont pay shit. And now they want to opt out of that very contract they signed for and earn bonuses like the men's team does. Fuck those dykes
>>66658208
Let them opt out. They'll stop once they realize that it costs money to rent a stadium, rent parking lots, advertise, make kits, supply balls, cleats, shin guards, refs, sub boards, that shit you draw lines with, goals, sod, buses and shit that you find in A locker room.
They'll be bankrupt in about 6 games.
>>66657845
Well, most of Canada's worthwhile players are under 23 already
>Media people getting mad over a team revoking media credentials
They clearly don't understand their role
>>66659250
Just like their women.
>>66657229
From what I've read their case and examples are extremely poor and misguided
Anyone that is advocating their side is doing it because of their blind SJW-ness
How come this is the first I have heard of this?
http://northernpitch.com/articles.html/_/minnesota-soccer-news/miami-fcs-marketing-goes-full-spring-break-r782
>>66660309
What's the problem? The site has a extreme anti-NASL bias.
>>66660309
>omg these ads are so creepy, like come on, it's [CURRENT YEAR]
They have a point about it not working, though. Attendance for the Miami-Strikers game was abysmal.
>>66651110
Only the next Pele could shill this many companies
>>66662058
Miami wasn't hosting
>>66662434
Ft. Lauderdale used the same marketing tactic, it's mentioned in the article.
Also they're supposed to be local rivals and are within easy driving distance.
To get ~2200 people in the stadium under those conditions means both teams failed hard at marketing. At least ~20k watched it on TV, though, so maybe they all had to stay home and do laundry or something.
>>66660309
>macron
Damn, I wish MLS teams had more freedom in choosing their kit suppliers.
>>66642086
Bitch please.
>>66642544
>>66642544
There was a game about once or twice a week on ESPN2 (that would usually get preempted for tennis or Arena Football running long), and there was always a Sunday game on Univision
There was a game that ESPN2 had, but didn't start broadcasting until about 5 minutes left because Pete Sampras couldn't win in straight sets like he was supposed to. The tennis announcers basically said "Stay tuned for Major League Soccer, where the LA Galaxy will take on (I forgot who)... LOL ANDREW SHUE"
>>66665797
>tfw I saw him+mutiny play against the Silverbacks
mamadou diallo was there too. i remember him kicking 70mph PK's back when they had the speed gun behind the net.
>>66666165
Based Big Mama
>>66664431
FOLLOW DA MONAY
>Soon: late night vibes edition [MLS 1.0 Edition]
man that clash game was awesome the other day...did you guys get an N64 yet? I've been playing this game like crazy...awesome music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XCk2HFdNc
>>66666205
>a mutant bat
>>66666320
Your picture's taking too damn long to load. What, do you think my city can handle a 56k modem?
FIGHT
and
WIN
>>66666348
you have a USA flag so yes. you should be able to handle this.
>>66666348
>>66666391
wait...damn..you made a funny joke and I blew it :(
>>66666409
>tfw had a 56k modem but phone lines in my city could only handle 28.8
;_;
Hey faggots get the 666666666 get for MLS and we've finally would have made it start posting like crazy
But can they do it on a cold windy night in Chester?
>Soon: 666666666 edition
>>66666605
Get it bro you'll be a legend
>Soon
>>66666641
>>66666744
Know what else soon posters will never get?
MLS Cup.
>>66666922
>he thinks this is bantz
>>66666922
Just carrying on the tradition of Atlanta sports
>mfw MNUFC actually has a chance because Minnesota wins championships in leagues most sports fans don't give a shit about
>>66666993
Don't cry anon, its just a joke.
>>66667009
>Minnesota
>>66667044
>Vikings
>>66667009
>MN wins sports in leagues fans don't care about
Did they win a championship at all? Missed that day at little league.
>>66667059
>Minnesota United
>>66667089
>>66667009
That's right, we're NASL and WNBA heavy weights don't you know it.
>>66666450
>You live in an area where Verizon only offers home phone, but you can get AT&T internet
>Verizon owns the exclusive rights to your area
>Only other option is Satellite
Fuck you Verizon I hate using this usb moden and I'm Fucking surrounded by all this construction for suburban homes along with expanding the damn main road.
>>66667407
>not living in a real civilized city.
>3 more sleeps until my mls franchise plays
fug
>>66667439
i know right, get with it it's the 90's
>>66667440
>3 days
fuck youuuu
>Soon
>replying to me again
I thought I said not to do that.
>>66667518
Your dream comes true and Klinsmann is fired, but you don't have enough "dream power?" to get your dream replacement.
Who is your ideal REALISTIC candidate?
I'm asking because FM has Klinsmann's replacement as Dominic Kinnear
>>66670225
>Dominic Kinnear
Get fucked SJ.
Knowing Gulati, he'll probably go all in on the memes, and try to get Bruce back.
If we're talking interim coaches there's Kreis not doing anything, and why not Preki?
>>66667110
top kek
>>66670225
Seriously though, why don't we hire a Liga MX coach it's a good compromise between the affordability of an American coach and the quality of a Yuropoorian one
I'm not a chicano btw
>>66670737
No way Gulati goes for Bruce
If the opportunity arose and an interim was needed Kreis might get it BUT I fear Tab Ramos seems most likely
>>66670937
Fuck no to a Mexican coach
As for the non-Mexican ones, I don't know
I'm going to shill for Óscar Pareja again but I don't really know a lot of others
>>66670937
>Liga MX
>quality coaches
We should hire the USWNT coach because she wins world cups
>>66671720
Or we could hire the NCAA DIi coach of the year
He's be more qualified
>>66671720
>all the klansmann comparisons Jill Ellis had before her team started scoring goals in the last few games of the WC
>>66671785
They were legitimate though
However she showed she was willing to change
Klinsmann has not
>>66671828
If anything, Klinsmann has changed too much from game-to-game
>>66671828
It's funny because she hasn't. The women's game is just so shit that you can play them out of position and they'll still win 4-0
>>66671882
I meant his tendencies
Change players too much, play players out of position, make really shitty roster choices
That stuff
>>66671941
That's objectively false and you know it
>>66672008
It's not. Do you not remember every game she's played Abby at false 9, or that dyke fullback with the Jewish last name at center mid?I'm pretty sure there was a game she also played Lloyd at tap in striker.
>>66672050
Against Germany they would have been killed if she played the same team as the the beginning
>>66672082
Instead, it became a shitshow for whoever was the better team at """earning""" and then finishing penalties
It's not as bad as baseball, but this is pretty bad
>>66674102
Not bad compared to what the City Islanders have to put up with.
Lets go lads
>>66674740
Hype. Gonna be cold bruh.
