Top 5 most intimidating players in football history:
1. Joe Jordan (and still fucking is)
2. Francesco Totti
3. Gennaro Gattuso
4. Vinnie Jones
5. Roy Keane
POWER GAP
900000001. Vardy
POWER GAP
900000000000000001. Burton
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Diego Costa
CHAT
Burton
>>66626674
what a joke of a logo
>>66626674
>>66626688
>>66626667
>No Jaap Stam
Kanker pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTeZf-foSNg
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>totti
>no gravesen
>gattuso
>>66626667
>gattuso
Literally the fakest hardman that ever lived.
He is the classic 'hold me back lads' ponce.
Also
>no duncan ferguson
>Gattuso
>Totti
Italians are literally all talk no bite.
>>66626667
>5. Roy Keane
Poor mans vieira, and vieira wasn't the hardest
>>66626738
shit is techno-viking tier
Keane was just angry, not hard at all
>>66626993
hemm sleepy
>>66627026
https://youtu.be/kPagS0A87Gc
Kahn
Zlatan the big one
Zlatan is a confirmed bully, he even bullies his own teammates, just because he is physically stronger.
>>66626667
>Gennaro "Trash Man" Gattuso
cucked by Zlatan
>>66626667
No mention of Duncan Ferguson
Literally got sent to prison for on pitch headbutt and looked like the coolest fucker ever on the way to trial
>>66627104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FanasvLaW8k
This isn't a booking in Scotland
>>66627104
He was a violent faggot but not intimidating and overpowering as a person.
>>66627086
>>66626738
Came to post big Jaap
Also Craig Bellamy
>>66627104
In 2001 two burglars broke into Ferguson's home in Rufford, between Liverpool and Preston, at night. Ferguson confronted them and was able to detain one of them who subsequently spent three days in hospital.[26] The second man managed to flee but was eventually caught. Both men were sentenced to fifteen months imprisonment for their actions.
Two years later Ferguson caught another burglar in his home in Formby; the burglar attacked Ferguson, who retaliated; the burglar, who was hospitalised, alleged that Ferguson had assaulted him, but this was dismissed by police.
>>66627129
Attempt to steal, attack someone, still play the victim.
>confirmed Liverpool fan
>he doesn't know Bernd "17 Yellow Cards a Season" Hollerbach
I wouldn't like to play against Suarez. Guy will do anything to win.
>>66627169
and then be racist towards you while he's at it
>>66627173
>m-muh fee fee's
>>66626993
Didn't he beat the shit out of some burglars or something?
Also looks like he's choking Jean-Claude van Damme there
>>66626993
who's that cheeky fella in the background?
>>66627193
David Ellery. Former head referee and Headmaster at Eton.
>>66627155
I ain't no Hollerbach, girl
>>66627232
very good post
>all these duncan ferguson cockriders
he was a violent faggot but he wasn't intimidating
intimidation = making people shit their fucking pants
duncan ferguson never made anyone shit their pants, otherwise he wouldn't have been in so many fights
>>66627241
What do you have against big dunc?
You've already made a post in this thread about him. Why are you so obsessed?
>>66627245
don't like overhyped players
while Pepe is a whiny acting bitch some times, I would like to have him on my side of a brawl
>>66627269
No one really rates him as anything above good, but he was a scary bastard desu.
>>66626972
into the trash it goes
Not sure whether or not Ben Thatcher was just a dirty bastard or a hard man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v0CdBqUmNA
>burton
Ballack is up there
>>>>>>>>>>>Totti
>No Kahn
Anon..
Why the dutch make the most autistic threads?
this dude
>>66627346
"fucking manlets, i swear..."
Leicester's legendary hard man is Robbie Savage
I think his own defence feared him the most
>totti
>implying a player that wears a bra can be intimidating
>>66627317
He wasn't intimidating. He was a slimy cocksucker who would be more likely to stab you in the back than scare you off.
>>66627241
He's infamously made the likes of Alan Shearer, Paul Ince and Roy Keane shit themselves on the pitch.
>>66626952
This
Gravesen was god tier intimidating.
Not so great player but who gives a fuck, he was funny
my waifu
>>66627317
i think he was tough, but he wasn't intimidating like some. unbelievably dirty though, swear he's broken more than few legs as well as the big pedro mendes thing everyone knows him for
>>66627051
Is that good or bad? I just can't tell any more with all these meta-ironic memes flying around.
>>66627379
>>66627379
Wrong.
Lennon was, then Walsh, then Collymore, Wise, Vardy, Dickov and finally Savage was was just dirty.
https://youtu.be/91YwviPT_DM?t=195
Diego Costa's inspiration.
>>66627421
>Lennon
>Hardman
I'm sorry, I think you must be mistaken.
>>66627421
>Wise
Again another little nasty "hold me back lads or I'll fucking do him" character
>no Montero
most sent off player in Serie A history, 16 reds in 12 seasons
a literal criminal
>no montero
>no stankovic
>no mihajlovic
>no stam
>no henderson
Chelsea's toughest ever lad was Jody Morris.
>>66627357
Kek
>>66627346
if refs count, than Collina takes the award
never seen a scarier man in my life
>not this guy
>Gattuso
It is impossible for short men to be intimidating. Can you explain what's supposed to be scary about someone who barely makes it to my chest.
>>66627496
JoePesci.png
>>66627325
>>>>>>>>>>>Totti
If you have a football broadcast with a blurred screen, you can easily pick Totti out of the 22 players just by how he fucking walks. He's a commanding beast.
>>66627112
Willie Woodburn who also played for Rangers got a lifetime ban for the same thing, who would have figured the Scots don't like Scottish kisses
>>66627496
Billy Bremner was 5 ft 5 in (1.65 m) and along with Johnny Giles, who was also a manlet, formed a tough midfield pairing
others not mentioned yet
Tommy Smith and Billy Whitehurst
keep them hard m9s
>>66627346
Impressive, but as far as refs go, Collina is the authority GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QqSC-rBraE
Fucking scariest motherfucker ever to walk this earth... holy fuck
>>66626972
haha holy shit.
>>66626667
>5. Roy Keane
Got laughed at by Shearer
>>66626972
manlets BTFO
when will they learn?
>>66627618
based ref
but that was Euro 2000
Collina protecting his Juve player Davids as always tip top keks
>No Bonucci
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/dirty-tackle/attempt-rob-leonardo-bonucci-gunpoint-punch-chase-moped-125610848--sow.html
>>66627711
>Collina
>'Protecting Juve'
??
>>66627570
It's referred to as a Glasgow Kiss here.
Not trying to be a dick, just Glasgow needs to have a few things to be proud of
>>66627426
Fuck off mate he was absolute torture to play against at Filbert Street.
And the shit he's had to endure as a manager, most managers would have topped themselves or left years ago.
Ok ok so who are the TOP 5 TH9OUGH
>>66626667
>being intimidated by manlets
>>66627618
Collina was overrated and his last game was one of the poorest matches in refereeing history
>>66627771
Fuck off mate, everything he's endured as a manager he's brought on himself. He's a grade A cunt.
>>66627496
it's not, but so many short guys that think they are hard men are just faggots jumping around. to give off that tough vibe you can't be overenergetic, you have to get in someone's face but not be screaming and shouting when you do it. i used to box and you know the hard guys when you are in the ring with them, the really tough ones show no emotion when you look them in the eyes but the people who make loads of noise always have fear in theirs
this guy stepped up to Zlatan at Milan and wasn't placed in a bin. He also terrified Mexican'ts for years.
>>66627817
yeah, like Tyson and Ali
>>66627824
>borgetti
hahahhahahahh he is a faggot a tall skynny guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVT-NK_c6LU
Absolute madman
>>66627831
both of those guys are special cases though. specially tyson, the guy was just fucked up. he was jumped up and shouty but it wasn't an act like it is for most of those guys, he was just nuts. never fun to go against someone like that, because in their little world there's only you to punish, no regard for their own health or safety, at least someone like Ali wouldn't do anything suicidal like bite your ear off, just humiliate you
>no Zlatan
The guy is an ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcq3JTohD64
>>66627732
meant Serie A players as a whole not just Juve
>>66627740
I know I've heard it refer to Glasgow but I was 50/50 about it and fucking Google said Scottish kiss so yeah muh bad and hey you still have the Glasgow smile.
>>66627912
We call that a Chelsea Smile in London but I'm sure thats just a local thing as everyone else says Glasgow
>>66627873
yeah i was kind of kidding, i believe that what you said applies in general
>>66627447
what?? a criminal?
oh for fuck's sake he's an artist
look at this beautiful works of art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyJnaxHAN0c
>>66627922
In Glasgow we would call it a Chelsea smile.
And those little paper triangles with money inside making a shuriken would be called a Chelsea Brick.
Are Chelsea bricks still a thing?
>>66627912
Though in Glasgow, it's just called a kiss.
>>66627964
We call that a Millwall Brick but you have to piss on it first. Its like a hammer, you roll up a newspaper full of coins, piss on it as glue, then bam you've got a weapon.
>no Jaap Stam
I was scared just seeing him on the tv as a kid
>soccer fairies
>intimidating
Stig Tofting
Also heard a lot of stories about Billy Whitehurst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY7vKGWVQZM
> No Julian Dicks
His friendly testimonial against Bilbao ended in a brawl
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/879091.stm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zWjqUBf9z4
Obviously Stam
>>66628551
Fucking this, this man was the embodiment of hard man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBUZV9v428
Based Joe
>>66628614
everything always ends in a brawl with Athletic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8MkxQLQjY
>>66628766
In front of the kings lol
>>66628766
>Maradona taking on three people
fucking kek
>>66627447
He is a patriot
>>66626667
>Roy Keane
Absolute pussy.
>>66627078
there's a difference between being intimidating and simply making a disgusting play
>>66627232
kek
>>66626972
wow, my favorite player now just because of this
>no wilshere
fuck off ABAs
>>66629197
>>66627847
this
>people mentioning Gattuso, Stam, Gravesen, Kahn and other emasculated babies who never got into an actual fight and just got on by making scary faces
Hahahah oh wow.
Paolo Montero is 10x more of a hard-man than all of those faggots together. The kind of player who might ACTUALLY break your leg and knock you out.
>>66627447
I´ve seen him parking his car on the street and made my anus twitch with fear
Also Van Bommel was a complete psycho
this bad motherfucker
>>66629414
Chilavert was just a raging faggot with a persecution complex. The real hard man in paraguay's team was Celso Ayala, and in Velez, Zandona.
also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiuiBD2HG8A
>>66629375
>losing 3 CL finals
Tell me this wouldn't turn you into a pure fucking psycho
Lone intimidating American here.
>>66629460
>that fucking kick
>that execution at 1:45
fuck
>>66629460
> Chilavert was just a raging faggot
DELET THIS
>>66629240
>>66628766
people doing flying kicks during soccer fights is cringey as it gets lads
>>66627647
Shearer was shitting himself.
>>66626674
That walking B looks so cheeky
>>66629641
kek
>>66628592
I just had a massive flashback to how intimidated I was by this guy as a wee lad
Also, I googled him and this came up.
Apparently that's Vladimir Smicer. Didn't knew he had it in him.
>>66626674
THICK
>>66629874
CHI
>>66629641
>dis manlet right here
>>66629363
if you want actual fights then mexico's league would have entertained you
they weren't so much as tough but all those Mexicans and South Americans are hot bloodied and scrappy dudes looking for a fight
even manlet Jorge Campos got in a few fights, will always remember seeing him decking people with his gloves on lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12o8RZKh2dQ [Embed]
when Donovan pissed all over el jalisco Luis el matador Hernández told him, "Voy a encontrar a tu madre y la voy a matar" which translates to "I'll find your mother and I will kill you."
and of course there was Zidane… always chimping out and he will throw down with anyone
you talk the talk
but can you walk the walk?
>>66629641
this webm is gold
yet fucking Zlatan flopped against Mavuba
>>66628614
>that song
Fuck, I remember we had some football compilation CD free with some magazine back in the day and this was one of the tracks on it.
Stuart Pearce was a bit of a tough cunt by all accounts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chic_Charnley
Justin Fashanu
>>66629727
ahaha
Keane hid from Shearer
