JUST
Karma for our greedy jew owners :'(
lmao, the dbags are the 2015 padres
>muh offseason signings
>>66622321
>The barves abused both of them in trades
>dbags
>win the division they said
I know it's only two games into the season, but fuck it, get in here
>the city of arizona
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But we signed that autistic guy that means we automatically win
>Grinkeke and Miller
>given up a combined 13 ER in two games
JUST
do the D-Backs actually have fans? I live in Arizona and dont give a fuck about boreball, but most of the people here who like boreball are transplants who just go to cheap spring training games and cheer for out of state teams. i dont think ive met a single actual D-Backs fan here
>>66622689
We definitely got some hardcore fans, but so many out of state fags live here that half the ballpark is usually filled with the opposing teams fans. And the dbacks usually suck dick so that probably turns people off
>>66622689
There's a couple die hard fans but for the most part it's casual fans or snowbirds as >>66622776
pointed out. All you need to know about the dbacks following is that girl group selfie webm.
>best overall pitcher last year
>#3 at the all star break
>500000 era
arizona, where careers go to die
>>66622848
And we won that world series thing that one time!
>>66622870
Fucking sad the only championship Arizona has in a relevant sport is in baseball. And it came at a horrible time in history
>9/11
>American patriotism strong as fuck
>Yankees with a based as fuck team
>lol steroid gonzo cucks America
Johnson and Schilling were money that year though.
>Ywn see another pitcher like Johnson again.
>>66622050
>Pay out the ass for Grienke
>Tout the best 1/2 pitching combo since Randy
Johnson and Curt Schilling
>Lose "star" player to fractured elbow in final spring training game
>"Star" pitchers get assblasted to the tune of 13 ER in two games
>Allow a ROOKIE to go yard 3 times in his first 2 games, a feat that has only been done ONE other time since 1900
J U S T
Has any team been eliminated from postseason contention this early? :^)
>>66623151
Dirty california beaner detected
>MFW the Rockies choke tonight
Also, what the FUCK are these uniforms?
turned out better than expected.
>based goldy with that triple
>segura continues hitting
>tyler clip art didn't give me a fucking heart attack
>rickie weeks jr almost ruins the rally
>our SP got fucking shelled again
>>66622050
>OP
>>66622050
throwing money at players NEVER works
>>66625501
This take it from a cubs fan.
t. Soriano, Lester, Shark, edwin jackson.
Also mfw the cubs play the D-bags after their comfy 2 game series.