Texas leads series 1-0
goms
Sonny Gray's poo would bootyblast both of these shitty teams.
that was quick
Go Ms
ROCK BEAR!!!
anyone want to give me an opinion on yesterdays game? I had to work and could only check the box score... glad they held on to Montgomery and that he did well.
also: who do you miss most from last year?
go Kuma
thats a cool story desu
>>66618593
I miss Wilhelmsen
Choo dark magic returns, hit by all the pitches
kuma pls
please have mercy beltre
>>66618593
Felix's command was off, flukey errors, Hamels rolled after the 2 solo dingers. I miss Elias, dat curve and his story of getting to the show always made me root for him.
Inc strike out from Mitch the bitch
Anyone help a marinerbro out with a good stream?
stream2watch is shitting the bed
anyone have an HD stream?
>>66618819
>>66618848
reddit.com/r/mlbstreams
>>66618819
>>66618848
not HD but its stable
http://klivetv.co/channel-106-todays-live-sports-tv-stream/
>>66618863
>>66618868
what about a rangers stream?
these sjw announcers are boring
do you guys expect Kuma to hit the 162 IP he needs to get the option?
LEAVE NELLIE ALONE
>this ump
>>66618868
thanks pizzabro
glad to see you here
>>66618863
I'll keep that in mind
>>66618889
>sjw
fuck off ragfag
>>66618889
>sjw announcers
kys
>>66618946
wow shes actually pretty cute pb
@LookoutLanding
By 2020 Kyle Seager's body will be 89% thigh muscle.
lyl
>>66618593
I miss lomo
>>66618944
glad to have baseball back desu
>>66618967
/emma/ is a goddess
i probably miss Stonecold Deathdealer the most but some people said his arm is already having problems so idk.
>>66619021
THE
STONE
COLD
DEATH
DEALER
I miss him and LoMo ;_;
Dont even care, I miss my Kitsap county boy:: WILLIE FUCKING BLOOMQUIST
>>66618970
I bet he squats a million
Come on Perez !
>Catcher that hits
Is Ianetta already our best catcher since Dan Wilson?
WE NEED A NICKNAME FOR IANNETTA
>>66619054
> no mo homo fo lomo
Its pretty obvious why he's gone, but yeah it still hurts
I miss his smirk
>>66619129
ianetta nickname
>>66619129
CATCHER
THAT
HITS
LEE NO
DAE HO I WANTED YOU TO BE A GOOD MEME, NOT A BAD ONE!!!
>>66619127
Johjima senpai
although, Iannetta could change that quickly
>>66619129
Chris "ANTIZUNINO" Iannetta
Kyle "Adrian Beltre" Seager with the charge
>>66619171
>Zunino
>Ianetta
How about 'the good guinea'?
RBIannetta
Fucking hit that like a nine iron.
What a meme.
I really, really wanted to like Mike Z.
When that fucker went on a tear, he hit the piss out of the ball. On the flip side he liked to strike out 3 times a game.
I haven't liked an M's catcher since Dan Wilson. I hope Ianetta keeps producing. Like Dan, he seems like a working-man's catcher.
>>66619242
I like this one
>inb4 he actually sucks
BASED IANNETTA
IANETTA MVP
>>66619264
if he hits .230 I'll be happy
ayy lmao
It's not like Zuni is ded, he'll be back in the bigs with hopefully a better approach at the plate.
NICE INNING ROCK BEAR
Who /last season/ here?
I'm fuckin stoked to see so many mariners fans ITT again
>>66619264
Zunino is an elite pitch framer.
I really hope he figures out his hitting problem in AAA, because that was the main reason why the M's drafted him
>>66619307
delet this
>>66619311
he was also a pretty good pitch magnet, about the only way he got on desu
>tfw this offseason invalidated half of my mariners folder
>>66619311
He did everything well as a defensive catcher and pitch-caller. He was top-5 in the MLB in all those categories. Good footwork, great at blocking, a cannon for an arm.
He just couldn't even manage to make contact most nights.
>that one nigga who called him Ichiro in the background
>Let's go Ichiro!
Rags fans are racist, what a shocker
>>66619352
>tejas
>hat underneath helmet
Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>66619382
I guess I get what you're saying at the Major League level. They all have a set of their own helmets specifically contoured to their heads.
But when I played and we shared helmets, there's no way I was sticking my head in one of those sweaty ass helmets without wearing my cap underneath. Gross, anon.
Does wade miley's beard give anyone else Ackely flashbacks of fear?
>>66619504
only if it comes with the thousand yard stare
>>66619504
All I see is Joe Beimel
>>66619504
Would you believe it, you're not the first one to draw that comparison.
Beard-hat night this year is going to be Wade Miley themed.
Chris "1.000" Iannetta
>>66619565
quit it
that type of meme magic killed Carson Smith last year. Or at least his ERA
or maybe hell be fine
based rockbear
based seager
TYBS
Y
B
S
HAWT
A
W
T
since when was fielder so fat
Seager is going to have a big year
>>66619766
>fat
a long time
>so fat
yeah its gotten nuts, I hope he doesn't cripple a baseman or catcher running into them (assuming he can work up enough speed)
cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz
CRUZ
MISSILE
BOOMSTICK BABY!!!!!!!!
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
CRUZ MISSILE
BOOMSTICK
A
B
Y
CRUZ MISSILE
> this dog
thicc
holy fuck Seagers tongue gymnastics never gets old
whats the point of a first baseman that needs to bat at 8th
>>66619954
What's the point of a fucking leaf?
genocide every texan
>all asians are are Ichiro
Texas in a nutshell
>>66619986
dont you want your first baseman to add something to the offence
I like Jackie Chan first baseman.
That's twice he's hit a ball hard and had the misfortune of hitting it right at somebody.
>Aaron Goldsmith @aaronmgoldsmith 3m3 minutes ago
>First hit of the season for Cano, Seager, and Cruz: a home run.
>>66620003
well the guy on 2nd is usually more of a defense-minded player but instead >we have Cano, so I'd say >we're good
though this is p early in the season
who knows how he'll turn out
Anyone else still kinda miss Beltre?
I love Seags and he wasn't that great while he was here, but man was Beltre a lot of fun.
I always get a little wistful when I see Beltre at bat in a Rags uni
also its a good thing that they're not having that yankees game at Safeco. otherwise A-roid is gonna get needles tossed at him
lel, little league swing from Desmond
It begins again :(
>JUST
>>66620256
SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUF
>The city of Shitattle
>MEMEMINERS
jfmsuf
>>66620280
>>66620306
I want the lead back just so rags fans are scared to post again
>tfw it's Happening again
>seattle
wew
>>66620348
Too bad our Elite bullpen is untouchable
>Seattle being CLUCKED
this Ump is so shitty
What the fuck ump
>>66620565
>>66620569
Choo just crowds the plate so you can't call anything inside on him. I hate faggot plate crowders.
thats right, go sit down you fat fucking nigger
>>66620593
no, its more than that.
this ump has been shit all game long
pic related
>continuously hitting fouls
fug me
CHOO CHOO COMIN THROUGH
holy shit that guy had some ridiculous power
>>66620715
Yeah and a foul ball is still a strike whether it travels 450 ft. or bounces off the batter's foot.
Just got home M's bros. How violent was tonight's CRUZ MISSILE? Anyone have a webm?
>>66620782
it was beautiful
425 feet
>>66620782
They'll probably show it in a minute here.
It was a no-doubter.
>>66618438
>How can other Managers even Compete?
>>66620888
what the fuck am I even looking at
>>66620888
Jesus, anon, turn on a light.
>>66620897
>Texas Rangers Manager Jeff Banister
>AL Manager of the year 2015
Oh shit, time to test out our bullpen.
This should be enjoyable one way or another.
>bullpen
are we gonna see the Bartender tonight
Vinvent's beard game bretty strong
>>66621025
My heart is not ready to watch the Bartender serve the M's
>>66621025
thats not funny
WHAT THE FUCK KMART
Any M's bros going to Comicon this weekend?
Two errors in two games Marte? You're going bankrupt just like K-Mart did.
>LITERALLY MAKING LITTLE LEAGUE MISTAKES
>LITERALLY MAKING LITTLE LEAGUE MISTAKES
>LITERALLY MAKING LITTLE LEAGUE MISTAKES
>LITERALLY MAKING LITTLE LEAGUE MISTAKES
>marte
lads...
dj khaled shook behind home plate
This fucking ump
Nipples to knees faggot sit down
I like this Vincent guy
>>66621265
Dads are bros for giving us a reliever
>>66621194
so how much would $20 pay out if I bet on the M's making it?
>and how do I dothis?
Shit we got Jesus pitching, can't lose !
>>66621305
But they are still our most hated rivals don't forget
>>66621305
and we will use that reliever to take back Vedder
>>66621194
Tell me the odds again in July
SEFF SMIFF
SEFF SMIFF
>>66621321
I had a relative that was in Vegas a couple weeks ago. Put $50 on the M's to win the WS at 25/1 odds. It could happen...
SS
seff
m
i
f
f
BASED SMIFF
Why not Lind?
Great, the M's still can't fucking hit.
something was fishy about that batter
>Andy Blaser@ablaze2
>@alexSSN Milomo update - Lomo and Brad Miller are combined 0-19 so far for Rays.
MARTIN WITH THE MOST EXCITING PLAY IN BASEBALL!!!!
>>66621566
Ouch
M A R T I N
A
R
T
I
N
HOT DAMN
Good things always happen when Seff Smiff gets into a ballgame
LEE OHH NISS
>>66621534
get off your phone and watch the game you fag
KILL MACHINE!!!!
>>66621566
wow
>>66621566
kek, did you see LoMo start shit with Stroman on opening day for no reason
>tfw runs
RISP
I
S
P
AOKI getting work done! They're actually hitting with RISP you guys!
AOKI WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>66621566
Shitty, but it's not like our 1B platoon and Marte are lighting it up
BASED ICHIRO JR
hell yea motherfucker
Aww fuck it's Diekman
>>66621566
poor LoMo.
Bad can eat a dick though
Oh hey look we're up by two, that should mean no more ragsfags posting
>>66621660
did you get another choomongus?
>commercials
>one pitch
>more commercials
JUST
>>66621660
maybe you can redeem yourself by taking a picture of all the sad fat Trumpfag redneck faces surrounding you
>>66621719
We already served you a boomstick baby
But you're welcome to have another next inning
>those fat faces and huge BMIs
everything is bigger in Texas, huh?
this zone is bananas
This umpire is very awful
>>66621781
holy fuck you ump
>that guy fieri lookin douche
why does prince want to kill the ball at every at bat
>>66621840
Can confirm, Texas is shit.
A couple of cities like Austin and San Antonio are alright to visit, but the rest of it is empty nothingness full of spics, fat Christians, and inbreeds.
>mfw Fielder's BMI is higher than his wRC+
>>66621898
DELETE THIS
>>66621903
>>66621928
I deleted your mums anal cherry last night
I know we're all having a good time for the moment and I don't mean to wreck it but....
Tell me about our closer this season?
Why can't they score runs against >our bullpen
I'm really fucking confused right now.
Phew, got out of that hairy situation.
>>66621985
Some bearded homo named Cishek
No idea if he's any good or not
>>66622007
I got into Your Mom's hairy situation last night 2bh
What's the score? Watching a different game
>>66621985
Submariner, 2 seam/slider, looking for a bounceback season, no beard
WE BARTENDER NOW
>BARTENDER
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66622030
4-2 M's
Wait, make that 5-2
Thanks Cano
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RIP BARTENDER
i miss bartender
YES WE CANO
this one >>66622024
is better than this one >>66621955
AHAHAHHAHAHA SERVED BITCH
Tom's still a Mariner
OHHHHH NOOOOOO
BARTENEDER
HOLY HELL, Cano crushed that ball. No watered down drinks from the bartender tonight.
Damn, I actually felt bad about that for a second.
rip tom
CRUZ MISSILE DETECTED ON THE BASEPATHS
>>66622077
thank you
I try to hold myself to a higher standard of filthy jokes, retired military and all
kek I really like tom but AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks tender
WAT
Lmfao no mercy
Wilhelmsen BTFO
CRUZ GRENADE with the bonus hustle play. Great inning so far. Get one now Seager.
Thanks Bartender, good looking out
Cano still on pace to hit 162 dingers btw
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Time to close up shop on this game
R I S P
I
S E A G E R
P
omg stop he used to be one of us
BASED
>It took Cano 48 games to get his 2nd home run in 2015, 2 games in 2016.
thx bb seags
HOLY SHEEEEIT
BARTENDER GETTING SERVED
I'M CUMMING
well we won the trade
Absolutely btfo
Still love u bb
SITH SMETH
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Our bullpen is untouchable
not anymore
>>66622092
me too
>tfw my first post ITT was a bartender dance gif
>>66618593
Oh man, he's really getting shellacked now.
pls don't hate him Texas, or maybe just give him back, we'll fix him
HOLY SHIT MIFF
S E F F
M
I
T
H
TOMMY IS HAS AN ERA OF INFINITY DESU
The bar is on fire!
SS LONG BOMB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck off Bartender
HOLY SHIT TOMMY IS SALTY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM CRYING LAUGHING
Bruh what are you doing guys. Just play.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
RAGS LITERALLY BTFO
it's been like years since mariners had a feud
i heard a fuck you aaaaaaa
Booty blasted lel
Holy shit he dropped an f bomb hahahahah
>RAGS CHIMPING OUT
WHAT THE FUCKHS HAPPENING
It was nice to see you again Tom.
Damn Tom got BTFO
RIP bartender
>tfw having to listen to the rags broadcast cause I live in Texas
>they're all butthurt
Top kek.
>>66622259
Yeah that was pretty loud.
Was Tom really throwing at Iannetta or was his command just that shit?
>the fully activated nuclear pile of Texas
this season is going to be LITERALLY so great
HOLY SHEEEIT
So many FUCK YOU'S. Iannetta called Tom out big time. "You throw behind me because you got lit up!" Is what I lip read.
>>66622243
this is how felix and beltre would have brawled
anyone else audibly hear FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE on the broadcast?
I really like Scott Servais guys
>still no outs
This game has been more fun than 95% last years games
