UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds
>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, UFC can't find him a new opponent as of yet
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11374258/tony-ferguson-injured-khabib-nurmagomedov-bout-scratched-from-ufc-on
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs MItrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
AUTIST MEMESTER OP OUT
FERGUSON OUT
KHABIB IN
ROTHWELL IN
neetrex
AND PHIL
Dana White here. Ask Me Anything you fuckin' goofs.
>>66618080
Post timestamp you goof.
I love holy war angel
![Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4uP6vg.jpg "Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[1].jpg")
is nick the tooth a meme yet?
>>66618119
He never will be
>>66618032
>information of note
>tate doesn't have a scheduled fight
select one
>>66618093
Any more requests, fuckin dweebs?
>>66618119
he has to be funny to be a meme
>>66618138
>i dont like wmma
>>66618161
>he watches women """fight"""
>>66618161
>I lost to Asslick Daily
can someone post the jre link here? i'm listening to it in the other thread
>>66618093
>>66618154
BTFO
dana why don't you pay filthy more? whats with you and giving sage more than veterans?
>>66618182
THE MADMAN
hope he breaks that muslim piece of shits jaw
>>66618178
>usung third person for a conversation youre in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbz6Vpcavds&feature=youtu.be
John Gooden is a vegan lads
>>66618182
Aww yiss
>>66618182
wew, he's gonna get btfo
>>66618199
>
cerrone is shite now, usada already beat him
>>66618204
>implying im the one you responded to
>he thinks this is a conversation
>>66618154
More albu fights
post walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
>>66618221
>all of russia
>roiding
pick both
>>66618225
>typing "you"
>thinking this chat is not a conversation
>implying i thought you were the person that replied
Damn El Cucuy was fast becoming a top boy of mine. Really disappointed about this.
>>66618262
>>66618251
lad, most fighters are roiders, it's just some coped with being natty-ish better like robbie, some are complete shells of their former selves like cerrone or hendricks
>>66618246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
PRIDE OF YORKSHIRE
>>66618195
Because his antics don't move the needle u dummy. His fanbase are all internet dorks
Have u seen Sage? He's a legit god. I'm sure your girl creams her jeans every time that ripped little cultist does a cartwheel.
>>66618246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN226CmaNcI
>>66618246
CUMON MORE ENERGY (NO HOMO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg
>>66618277
conrad is the #1 roider on the roster
>>66618308
>me
>girl
good joke haha
also its not all about fans and shit, working in ufc and having a high percentage of your fights end in bonuses should get you a decent raise. this whole sage thing is too mandrama for me tbch, and I used to watch that shit
>>66618333
>tfw this will never play on /fit/ again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>mfw lithcuck got exposed yesterday
>>66618380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-kBaBxoARQ
>>66618395
missed it, sauce
>>66618380
>>66618395
Exposed how?
>>66618403
>whew
cucked like vitor
>>66618154
good shoop is good
>>66618347
Listen fuckhead, I'll level with you. This Reebok deal screws fighters. it does. I know that. I can't say that out loud. The point is that it helps us expand are brand. Stop complaining over short term shit and look at the big picture. Oh, and get more followers u chodeburger
ayo Jon...
>>66618403
wew you could see her get wet when he just lifted her up. sextape when?
>>66618447
very rude dana :(
>>66618480
'bout that dick
>>66618447
>expand are brand
>are
>>66618480
>tfw this meme was prolonged
>>66618499
fuck u goof
>>66618488
post the full webm from that pic
whose your favourite manlet fighter /sp/? the guy who is 'one of the good ones'
>>66618517
i don't have it gay-goof
>>66618540
Joe Rogan
>>66618119
Is who a what?
>>66618119
post some oc and I'll meme the shit out of him based bongland god
>>66618540
Matt Serra was always my boy. That dude is a fucking turbo manlet like 5'5 competing at welterweight, poor guy is built like a ninja turtle
>>66618513
>tfw this meme was prolonged
like jon's dick?
Is Luke part Native American?
>>66618182
>>66618660
yes, cant you see his clearly asiatic features? all the best fighters are part asian.
>tfw my brother's favourite fighter is Rockhold and I am the member of the team
>>66618660
it's just not fair, even while having receding hair he looks like a god. fuck my life
>>66618182
>yfw someone always gets hurt right before a spicy fight
>yfw it wasn't Khabib this time
>>66618540
>>66618695
heem yourself my man
>>66618660
10/10 no homo
I wonder how many spicy fights we lose a year due to meme injuries
>yfw
>>66618695
>tfw i cant bantz with my brother because he is a heroin junkie
What should Jon's walkout be for his return?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSJN3WWR3E
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWM56BHeyE
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4MRmEPNUxY
>tfw no qt twink heemposter lithuanian for playful banter and wrestling after fights followed by comfy fireplace cuddles
why even live?
>>66618695
>tfw my brother's boy is Weidman and I like Rockhold
>>66618754
sheeeit
Perma heem'd
>>66618762
https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg
>>66618762
Fear of a Black Planet (entire album)
>>66618769
i can be your girlfriend tonight
>>66618769
>homos inhabiting my mewvment forum
IM MAJAH AGAINST DAT
>>66618755
>tfw can bantz with my brother and practice my jitz on him and win everytime
>>66618762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyoRm9UqbE
>>66618032
>4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
Post people who were your boy but then cheated/turned out to be shit/dickheads
>>66618873
my bad lad
i'll fix it next time I post a thread
>>66618816
do you have a cute penis like lithtwinks?
>>66618824
>
>>66618880
Durian Rider is no longer my boy
>>66618898
Could Gunnar beat Nate at 170?
>>66618911
Yes
>>66618824
>>66618880
none you weirdo
MADMAN
>>66618955
Cerrone must be broke and needs money again
>why do pre-fight injuries exist heem
>>66618926
>>66618824
>>66618976
TAXES
>>66618955
That is two months after, its not too crazy. Granted its impossible to guarentee his health will hold up.
>>66618962
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BOY
>>66618911
>Losing to Rick Story
![francis-ngannou-poses-for-a-post-fight-portrait-backstage-during-the-picture-id502015648[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u1nmc9s.jpg "francis-ngannou-poses-for-a-post-fight-portrait-backstage-during-the-picture-id502015648[1].jpg")
who is your favorite fighter /heem/, and why is it francis ngannou?
>>66618955
>Khabib agrees not to slam him too hard
>lays on him the whole fight without hurting him
>Cowboy gets to fight Cote
>Khabib goes on for the RDA rematch
win win for everyone
>>66618955
How can Cerrone be so based?
>>66618982
kek
>>66618880
Hendricks
>>66619008
Khabib will maul him.
>>66619020
nigga look like rampage without a personality
>>66619020
it is him tbf, would love to see him black pvz or double team miesha with jbj. won't mind a cheeky rose only if dc fluffs him before
>>66619020
>>66619020
mine's conor mcgregor
>>66618824
>you have 5 seconds to prove you're not a mewvment bandwagoner
I've been training with Ido before you people even knew who Conor McGregor is.
>>66619052
lol
>he's my boy because he's undefeated
>>66619052
Maybe, but khabib doesnt really beat people in a super damaging way.
![092915-ufc-Ryan-Bader-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.43[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bIYFAsA.jpg "092915-ufc-Ryan-Bader-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.43[1].jpg")
>bisping getting a title shot
RIP the ultimate gatekeeper. all hail the new ultimate gatekeeper
>>66618982
lmao
Huh!
Jon Jones!
What'cha want? What'cha want?
What'cha gonna do
When Officer Jason Brown come for you?
khabib will never be my boy because he's muslim
>Ovince
>>66619136
Dont mix Eastern europe muslims in with middle east muslims, they are much less infuriating.
>>66609123
See now that's my kind of jam. We need more GAWs
![477067698-eddie-alvarez-of-the-united-states-has-his-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rPqADp8.jpg "477067698-eddie-alvarez-of-the-united-states-has-his-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>I'm from Philadelphia you know. Philly you feel me. We're all warriors,from Rocky Balboa to the Philadelphia Eagles to the British, win or lose we will always stay fighting. Any time,any place anywhere anyone, I don't care. People from here ain't scared of shit.....except of Ruskies
>>66619094
Depends, he busted up pat healy's face pretty bad.
![tumblr_mfb0ezwYFT1ruuqklo1_250[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iV5dFuK.gif "tumblr_mfb0ezwYFT1ruuqklo1_250[2].gif")
>>66619186
>replying to a post from 2 threads back
>>66618880
Nate Diaz after he cheated and won with that cheap-ass submission.
>>66619211
beards with mustaches objectively look like shit
>>66619221
You think I've peaked? I haven't even begun to peak. When I peak... all of /heem/ will feel it.
>>66619231
without***
:)
>>66619241
i felt the autism hit me like a wave from this post
i hope it isnt contagious
>>66618754
Why are Cubans black? Que bola?
>>66619094
>khabib doesnt really beat people in a super damaging way.
Never been suplexed, huh?
>>66619270
that looks like a bearded JDS wearing a wig in the background
>>66619270
jon btfo
>>66619309
Looks like Strikeforce Robbie
>>66619317
lol
>>66619168
Fuck you and your Taqiya, Achmed.
We're gonna bury your children alive inside the corpses of hogs, and then we'll stake you down on the ground right over them so you can all hear each other screaming.
>>66619287
Admittedly, no. Have you ever been suplexed and then not recovered in two months?
>>66619338
>we
>>66619355
>wuz
>>66619094
https://streamable.com/tosi
>>66619355
Trump Army, faggot.
It's all a joke until you never laugh again.
Claiming my new boy before neoheem gets their hands on him.
>>66619374
>kangz
>>66619342
Let me suplex you and then in two months you can tell me how your recovery is going.
![Donald+Cowboy+Cerrone+UFC+Famous+Stars+Straps+QUAP7GnnjfGl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PlsVxls.jpg "Donald+Cowboy+Cerrone+UFC+Famous+Stars+Straps+QUAP7GnnjfGl[1].jpg")
Post your top three madmen
1.Donald Cerrone
2.Conor McGregor
3.Neil Magny
lads im going to only fight asians until im 20-0 then squeeze as much money out of dana as possible before getting heemed and cut after my first ufc fight
>>66619439
that magny fight was gold. so much height banter from both sides
>>66619403
>>66619412
What's this from?
>>66619509
How can we ensure we get more fights like Lombard vs Magny?
>new footage
>>66619435
You can suplex this dick and then call me in two months to let me know how you are doing.
>>66619541
jesus christ
>>66619541
getting ready for his next fight with conor
>>66619522
~2011 documentary about chinese investment and projects in africa
i forget what it's called
>>66619403
>>66619617
>>66619522
Empire of Dust
>>66619596
I didn't know Louis CK was a fan of ronda
>>66619617
Cheers
https://youtu.be/A0C4_88ub_M?t=1h13m3s
>>66619541
Is he working out at a 24 Hour Fitness or some shit? I had this idea in my mind that the gym where they train at would have weights too.
>>66619640
more like empire of JUST
>>66619535
have a rematch
t. dana white
>>66619541
>touch the sides
>no dont touch sides
>okay i touch sides
>no dont touch sides
>okay
>okay i touch sides
>>66619706
>more like empire of JUST
>>66619749
delet this
>>66619749
>people disagree Machida won the first round and was winning the second
>people not realizing it wasn't the punch that knocked Machida down but rather a strong eye poke (look carefully)
Fuck that cheater. I hope Corms breaks him.
cerrone is not my boy
Gabi Garcia
>>66619861
not my boy either, i think he's a good fighter that loves money and isn't afraid of a fight, nothing more.
~*OFFICIAL*~ /HEEM/ Boy List:
1. Conor McGregor
2. Khabib Nurmagomedov
3. Ben Rothwell
4. Joanna Yungaychick
5. Thomas Almeida
All other boys are verifiably not boys, and if you disagree in any way/shape/form, r/mma is more suited for your particular type of MMA """"""discussion""""""
>>66619904
lewd
>>66619861
>Ireland
the most relevant fighter ever to come out of your "country" is cathal pendred
>>66619904
>paper bag fuckable
>>66619935
>most relevant fighter is the undeniable goat
>bad thing
okay
>>66619924
>Conor
No
>Khabib
>rooting for a Muslim ever
>including Tyson because Holyfield and Lennox were good boys
>Ben
>strange autist
>Yoanna
>okay
>Thomas
>having manlet boys
>>66619924
>I speak for /heem/
>>Conor
>No
>>66619924
>Conor
>>66619994
thomas is a twinklet not a manlet. pickett for example is a manlet.
>Conor is not my boy
>>66620060
>>66620016
>Conor is my boy
see the images I edited into your posts
>>66619749
>tfw Jones lost a year of his prime because he nigged when he should have nogged
>>66620060
which one are you?
>>66620100
kek
>>66620111
>you now realize that those people aren't copying Conor, Conor is copying them and fashion trends that predate his memehood
could conor even be more of a cuck?
>>66620111
>>66619904
I'm not sure which is worse gabiposting or rinposting
>>66620111
They all look like they get pussy unlike you.
>>66620168
that's a pretty big sword
>>66620171
his technique on that choke is actually kind of bad
>>66620168
>bottom left looks like he gets pussy
I found out which one of them this guy is lads
>>66620187
what a faggot.
>>66620187
>le california manchild sk8r
>>66620187
>>66620217
>>66620224
>le secret bong man
>>66620051
>go to his Sherdog
>5'7
That's a manlet. Heem yourself my man.
>>66620240
what drugs do I need to achieve sage northcutt mode
>>66620290
>sage northcutt
>drugs
>>66620290
andro and meth
>>66620240
Looks like good genetics and hard work, honestly.
Conor will pull out of 200, you heard it first faggots.
>>66620485
It is. I've been working out and competing in all sorts of sports since I was 3 years old. You should see my trophy room.
>>66620664
>Conor
>pull out
conor rides or dies, faggot
>>66620688
or taps doesn't he fatboy?
>>66620664
lel, Dana would literally drop dead
>>66620187
He has a sick frontside disaster.
>Conor beats Nate in spectacular fashion come UFC 200
>Conor then fights RDA and stiffens him inside one
>Conor goes on to welterweight and beats Robbie via decision (he's wise at this point).
>Gets BTFO by Wonderboy inside one in his first title defense
Cap this faggots. History will still be made by McGOAT.
>>66620780
>(You)
post possible UFC 200 comains
Lawler-Condit 2
Lawler-GSP
DC-JBJ
Lawler-Condit 2 sounds the most appealing to me
A GSP return would suck the life out of the welterweight division
JBJ-DC should be in MSG imo, it needs a heavily hyped event
>>66620780
you deserved a (you)
>>66620859
Robbie won this one tbhonest
>>66620780
dem titties tho
So Khabib vs RDA then?
wait, so how many more matches will be announced for UFC 200? any rumors lads?
>>66620198
why dont you break it down for us bud?
>>66620912
no doubt Ngannou enjoyed them! haha
>>66618837
Your parents pay you for babysitting not abuse faggot
>>66619100
matt brown, damian maia, bisping, bader, travis browne and barbosa walk into a bar. they all win 3 fights then lose 1 fight,
nothing changes
>>66620896
It was about as clear a draw as we'll ever see in a title fight
>>66620946
how are canadian girls?
are they easy?
where in canada do you live?
>>66619405
lmao you saved the pic I posted the other day when I was asking if that was the black guy pose for eatin puss
>>66618988
And this is... The little dance I do... When they're after... Me lucky charms...
>>66619020
Rampage took steroids trying to look younger and got more hair and blacker
https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>66621080
I wouldn't really know dude I'm married and I've been with her for 10 years
I live in Ontario bud
>>66619082
His Facebook avatar was a fucking monkey, and you thought this was a good investment?
>>66619020
I like Phil Davis
I feel like if I was a pro fighter I'd have a lot of the problems hes facing striking wise.
>>66619270
>you just know
>>66621207
Can I stay with you?
For a small while in the summer, I could teach you how to heem this whole thread.
>>66618032
Why is it everytime I decide to stop posting on heem I always come back to injury news?
>/heem/ is awful, see you for UFC 196
>Dos Anyos pulls out
>/heem/ is awful again, see you for UFC 197
>Cormier pulls out
>Now Ferguson has pulled out of a fight I was looking forward to for months
>>66619412
That's existentially btfo. Fucking ouch
>>66620780
Lol, went to her facebook, seems to be no mention of anything on her timeline or any of the comments. The boyfriend just isn't in anymore of the pics after the baby is born...You'd think somebody would call her on out on this.
>UFC officials today announced the “TUF 24” plans.
>Tryouts for the show take place April 25 at Palace Station Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. “TUF 24” hopefuls must be between the ages of 21 and 34, have at least three pro fights, and must possess a winning record. The fighters, who will grapple and hit pads during the open tryouts, can apply at UFC.com.
>Filming begins in June, and the “TUF 24” season debut is slated for Aug. 31 on FOX Sports 1.
>Unlike past season of “TUF,” which first debuted in 2015, the 16-man tournament on “TUF 24” will conclude during the regular season; past tournament finals have taken place on the show’s live finale. Instead, the “TUF 24” tournament winner will be determined on the show’s final regular-season episode, and he’ll then fight for the title at The Ultimate Fighter 24 Finale in December.
>The champion at that time will be either current titleholder Demetrious Johnson (23-2-1 MMA, 11-1-1 UFC) or challenger Henry Cejudo (10-0 MMA, 4-0 UFC), who meet in UFC 197’s pay-per-view co-headliner on April 23. Johnson, who’s posted seven consecutive title defenses, is No. 1 in the USA TODAY Sports/MMAjunkie MMA flyweight rankings, and Cejudo, an Olympic gold-medal wrestler, is No. 4.
>Also unlike past seasons, no current UFC fighters will serve as head coaches, and instead, “world-class coaches, guest coaches, and former opponents of the current champion will be brought in throughout the season to break down film and help the contestants tailor their training to a game plan designed to help them become the next UFC champion,” according to the announcement.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66621435
Please let this happen, goddamn cockhold needs to get heemed for being too smug
>>66621492
> tfw she'll never heem you with facesitting submission
>>66621155
>>66621492
>>66621542
>tfw you'll never have a TTHHIICCKK titcow who's fertile as the nile river valley as your personal baby factory
just heem me now lads
>>66621492
How high can test get
>>66621515
You look like a lost puppy
>>66621672
I dont think I could handle that, and I'm normie as fuck.
Why hasn't Conor offered to step in to fight Khabib?
>>66620780
>>66621424
>went to her facebook
>this is real
top fucking KEK
>>66621155
>>66621492
jesus christ HIGH TEST. who is this lass
>>66618032
>>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, UFC can't find him a new opponent as of yet
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66621729
Gooby doesnt want any of that, he would get rag dolled and he knows it
>>66621749
based neet, good post
