>girlfriend loves baseball and basketball
>decided to introduce her to soccer
>she doesn't know anything about soccer like most amerifats
>introduce her to Messi and Ronaldo tell her they are the biggest athletes in the world
>now she just talks about how sexy "that Ronaldo" guy is
tell her he's gay
>ex girlfriend used to make fun of Ronaldo and call him fag
>I'm a madrid fan
>getting cucked by ronaldo
kek
>>66617901
Ronaldo has a boyfriend dude
>>66617936
Good idea lad, thanks
>introducing your girlfriend to more sexually appealing males than yourself
it's like you want to get cukd
>getting cucked by ronaldo
kek
>>66617901
>h-hes gay I swear
just say something like that
BARBOSAED
>>66617901
>being upset a woman finds an attractive man attractive
wot?
>>66617959
She sounds trashy
My ex-girlfriend always loved Michael Ballack and to a lesser degree Lukas Podolski
Whenever there was a Germany game on, she would ask if Ballack and Podolski were nominated for the squad (other than that she never really cared much about football outside of World cups or Euros)
Not gonna lie, it did make me a bit uncomfortable.
It's a bit hypocritical, because there were TONS of female celebrities I found attractive, but at least I didn't always mention them.
AYO YANK WHITE BOY U FINNA LET US CULTURAL ENRICH HER
If Ronaldo is sk straight why is he never pictured with sexy woman in bathing suits like most male athletes? He's always hanging around other men
>>66618068
Ballack was a 10/10 qt tho
My gf loves Tom Brady and I'm a Jest fan
>>66617901
>having a gf
moot pls go
I get that we are probably the most alpha board but
>gf
>>66618096
Ronaldo is obviously gay. But I can imagine the fun and thrill of doing it kinda wearing off when you can literally point at any girl in the world and say "I want that".
>>66618121
show her this pic and tell her that he sold his soul to the reptilians in order to be sexy.
>>66618172
>implying you need to be alpha to get a gf
lol, everybody can get a gf/bf
and i literally mean everybody
>>66618243
This
It's just about your standards
My gf knows more about football than me.
Not earlier than a few hours ago when they showed Atletico line up before the game she said.
"Bullshit they won't be playing in 433, it will be a 442 with Griezmann in front and Carrasco on the left"
The commentator said the same thing 30seconds after
She was right
>>66618465
Does she pegg you?
>>66618495
I wish
>>66617901
>being so insecure that a world famous athlete that your gf will never meet triggers you hard enough to start a thread on a Mongolian subsidized image sharing board full on Neets, racists and fags
>the city of you
>>66618465
She sounds hot
>>66618465
It cant be
is she the perfect gf?
>>66618618
>>66618768
Lel she's a total tomboy, I was sure she was a lesbian until I put my dick in her...
>>66617901
>Soccer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You deserve everything and more, fag.
>getting cucked by ronaldo
kek
>>66618020
Ronaldo please leave.
>>66617901
Shit like this is why I'm afraid to find a girl that likes sports
>tfw no gf
>>66619329
well, girls just don't like losers who don't qualify for the euros
>get ronald by cucknaldo
>>66619406
too soon man
>>66618842
so she looks like a dude and you can't even feel superior to her? yeah, good job
>>66619406
Damn son
>>66618068
the reason it makes you uncomfortable is because she could easily have sex with them
you having sex with a female celebrity is not an option
>>66617901
You are not Yuropeen until your girlfriend shags the dude in your town who most looks like Ronaldo.
>>66618128
>m00t's a movie theater usher now
at least now he'll be able to participate in buyfag threads
