BASEBALL
>delay
>>66617641
r u fuckin srs m80
>>66617658
says "DELAYED - CEREMONY" so no idea, i'm in class trying to watch gameday
I miss our meme asian already
>>66617665
Showing lineups now, gonna start soon.
oh god our uniforms are full fucking meme
>>66617705
can you get a screenshot?
>>66617716
watching on tv... cant find on internet. i hope they were warm up jerseys or something. so bad
Chen will put up superior numbers to Fernández and take Cy-Young #7 in the votes.
>Delay
>>66617716
i think it's these spring training ones.... what the fuck
>>66617759
>that FL logo
burn
it
dOWWN
>>66617776
no im a dumbass it was ST footage lol
anyways
let's go tiggers
im guessing a kisnler pop up to start the season
>>66617799
go tigers! i'm actually gonna give a shit about baseball this season i promise
>>66617742
He will now that he's in the little league desu. His seemingly biggest problem at Camden yards was that he'd give up two home runs every game. Your stadium plus the free out every 9 are enough of a handicap that he'll be elite.
>>66617832
remember, if they start to suck, you can still watch Cabrera bat
>>66617634
This got delayed so Jewfrey Loria can pack six more potential people in to see his shitty team which might be stuck in traffic, isn't it?
Don't suppose anyone has a VLC stream do they?
>>66617897
i'll refresh the reddit page in a bit once the delay is up
there's usually one
>>66617885
he's gotta make his money back from that stadium somehow
>>66617913
You're my best Chinaman friend bees. Happy to spend another year yelling at this team with you, and I sincerely mean that.
Speaking of minority friends where the fuck my nigga Nohs at?
who /313/ here
>>66617941
same breh it's gonna be a fun as hell year even if it's not looking too good
i think nohs is watching the luckpuck game atm, maybe he's off fucking a fat white bitch
>>66617948
248 here.
Do you sell drugs? I assume you sell drugs. Post your phone number, I need a new H connect.
>yfw luria told mattingly to name chen the opening day starter so latin cuban cucks pay double for opening day and next day for fernandez start
>>66617948
we /586/ now
>>66617981
>implying
Kinslerrrrrrrrrr!
>>66617941
>nohs
>>66617805
>>66617978
Him and his hockey and PAWGs
Also you're wrong chink. Based Kinsler.
>>66617805
welp
BASED UPTON
kinsler did his fucking job
THIS SEASON IS ON FIRE
CHEN GETTING BTFO LOL
MIGGY BRING EM HOME
UPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>chen vs cabrera
I know how this ends
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
RBI - 1
Attaboy Miggy.
He wasn't going to give anything to swing at anyway.
>>66617634
Is that Marlins Man at an actual Marlins game?
WEW JD
Other Martinez just missed that..
>Marlins
>fans
>>66618094
>Marlins
>Marlins
>Castellanos
>castellanos
>fatstellanos
casty my boy...........
verlander sux , how many runs do you think hell give up in 1st inning boys
A wild Goochlander appears!
K
>>66618160
>>66618179
>>66618179
>>66618160
>you
I really like Upton now.
Am I setting myself up for disappointment?
Those are all gone @ Comerica
Annual /r/equest for someone to post the Jim Price image macros.
>>66618240
If he's anything like when he was with the Braves? Yes, and sadly, he was still a shining star in the bleakest night at time.
can we get one of those 3 feet further pls
>>66618240
no
>Chen isn't #16 anymore
>>66618240
No. I think he'll be a nice addition to the outfield.
>>66618271
And bombs in Camden. Now you know why they didn't want this shitty slope back. He's lucky he plays in the NL east.
GOSE DID SOMETHING AND MAY HAVE KILLED THE VIETCONG!!!
>Gose
I'M CHEN, I'M HELPING GUISE
chen btfo ahaa
>>66618296
Fuck you I want him back.
CHEN DED
ONLY GOOD GOOK IS A DEAD GOOK
>VERLANDER
BASED JV
J U S T
I N V E R LA N D E R
M Y
H I T S
U P
DID VERLANDER GET A HIT?!?!?!?!
VERLANDER GOT A HIT!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>chen
>chen
>chen
OH FUUUUUCK
GAME OVER CLOVER
>CHEN
This fucking gook is just lobbing them over, his elbow is kill.
CHINAMAN BTFO!!!!
KINSLER
I
N
S
L
E
R
>the city of bees
HE FUCKING SMACKED IT
IT'S OUR YEAR LADS
>chen
KINSLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66618386
He has the face of as baseball player from the 40s. And I approve.
TYBG
>>66618405
You really do have an amazing ability to jinx everything.
Talk shit about Kinsler on opening day, he hits for the cycle.
Hope you don't gamble dude.
How do I MLB banter? I never watched a full game in my life
>>66618440
His face makes me think he would be homeless if he couldn't play baseball.
>>66618512
Start by watching a full game and lurking. Having a team and knowing players helps.
>>66618512
Remind Marlins fans that they have no fans.
This is very effective if you can locate a Marlins fan. Which you won't, because they have no fans.
>>66618512
Talk about how the shift is a meme
>>66618545
fucking important pistons game is on. fuck
>>66618512
talk shit about the royals
next question
>>66618565
This is how I know I'm 30. The shift really does trigger the fuck out of me.
K
>>66618611
What's the shift
>>66618575
Yeah I'll be flipping back and forth
What a bizarre day. Opening day for Tigs is a night game in Miami of all places, WHILE the Pistons are in town for a huge game
Justin BrooKKs Verlander
Bour is a fat piece of shit with a slow as fuck uppercut meme swing.
>>66618627
Cancer infected upon the game by people like Joe Maddon, reptilians, and Jews.
Based JV
Based BrooKKKs
>Verlander
KKK
>no cerebral posting
you guys suck
>>66618670
Ausmus hasn't even fucked up yet, let it happen
>>66618670
>cerebral posting
We talked enough about that shitty Concussion movie during football season, fuck off homo.
>>66618654
> I can't into basic statistics
Ayyyyyyyyyy
>>66618512
on a related note, can someone dump tigers memes/pepes/feels? i have none
How many WS do you think you could win if you composed a team of nothing but players who were traded at least once by the Marlins?
>>66618694
what
>>66618709
I don't care about statistics. It's ugly and I hate it.
>Martinez
It's opening day why is the stadium less than half full?
>fans in Miami
>>66618575
Why is it important? I don't know much about the current NBA season.
OTHER MARTINEZ CRUSHING THE BALL!!!!
JD
J
JD
D
JD
D
>castellanos
Aw fuck..
>>66618670
I was a big bradposter but I deleted all my brad pics in the offseason. The phenomenon was a reaction to the tiger's collapse, so I guess we'll see what happens this year
Why is Chen still pitching lmao
>>66618670
What's cerebral posting? I need to learn my MLB memes so I can pretend to know what I'm talking about
>>66618750
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>Castellanos
>>66618730
0 considering the tigers tried but didn't succeed
>>66618782
Because his fielders are making him look like he's got his shit under control.
>>66618775
we are 8th out of 8 playoff spots and there are only 4 games left after this one. also havent made playoffs in like 8 years
>>66618805
this
>>66618778
I have a ton on my other computer. I was the Bradposter who would morph brads into like floss, moss and george w bush. I would then post philosophical quotes.
>>66618790
I told you I'm old. Go listen to dubstep in your skinny jeans and take the shift with you.
>>66618789
Bradposting man. It was a tigers fan meme, not MLB meme.
>>66618829
The free press just ran a puff piece about Brad on Sunday. I laughed and thought of bradposting
Calling it now: Verlander goes 2 for 2 at the plate.
>>66618841
The shift is older than you, dude. Assuming FSD hasn't been lying to me.
>>66618893
I pretty much hate life, so bradposting is what brings some happiness to me.
>>66618910
They are. The same people who own FSD are the same people who invented the shift.
got damn JBV save those pitches for hitters
>>66618913
Hey, try to look on the bright side. At least you can hate your life AND watch baseball now.
>Chen
>Verlander DEALING
slow miggy is slow
>Chen
4 RA
0 (zero) hits
>Verlander
0 (zero) RA
1 hit
>>66619002
so tru
>>66618957
>The same people who own FSD are the same people who invented the shift.
>>66619015
Honest to God I thought that was his first career hit. He might have the single worst swing of any player in mlb.
>Iggy
> harchachara spitting all over himself
L M A O
M
A
O
>>66619078
Just looked it up, apparently his first career hit was 4/12/14 for a single.
>>66619070
>taking 4chn seriously
>>66619078
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/0/v32031917/det-sd-verlander-singles-for-first-major-league-hit
Here ya go.
>>66619117
That means he got another hit last year. Based JV on a 1 hit a year pace now.
>>66619144
Hey man, still better than BJupton, ammirite?
>>66619190
dont you mean melvin upton jr you shitlord
>>66619205
Kek, like it helped him.
>>66619190
I can't express how much 1 hit a year from JV surpasses my expectations as a percentage because math doesn't work that way.
>Verlander
>>66619228
I'm a Braves fan, so I just wanted to take the opportunity to talk shit about a major dump.
Remember guys, Juston Verlander is old and he's done. Writers who watch a lot of baseball said so.
>>66619296
>75 million american dollars
You've earned the right to vent I think.
>.@JustinVerlander becomes first AL pitcher with #OpeningDay hit since Bill Parsons and Ken Holtzman in 1972.
>>66619319
Two years of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Meh, at least that's over. I appreciate your indirect condolences.
>>66619341
Absolute madman.
Cooperstown now.
>>66619341
awesome
>>66619341
Dayum son.
>Chen
JD HR incoming
Chen making it past the 5th will prove God exists for him.
welcome to 2016 miguel cabrera
>>66619413
God doesn't love communist Chinese.
>chen
dumbass chink
>>66619431
No, but he'll start begging for Him to give him a shot if so.
THOSE ARE GONE IN DETROIT.
Fuck you wind.
Roof is closed JD has two dingers tonight.
that's three dingers stolen by this dumb expensive park
Kek
>stanton
Hey Castellanos actually did something!
162-0 incoming? shiiiiiiiiet
Is Upton #elite?
>>66619431
hes from taiwan
>>66619529
Sup my black friend? Where you been, busy hating America in a non America's pastime thread?
>>66619525
Kek, that projection last season for the Gnats.
>>66619556
The way he gives up meatballs for free reeks of socialism.
>>66619566
Been busy trying jungle voodoo on Ericsson, Kronwall and Glendening, you know how it is.
>>66619587
>He didn't absentee vote for the Anti-Chinese party.
Explains it all.
>>66619609
There's no game tonight. I know you people usually wake up late but this game started at 7:30. Get your shit together bro.
fucking pistons lol
>>66619654
>>66619609
hockey is lame
>>66619707
Yeah. It's crazy how dominant they are some nights and so terrible on others
>>66619710
Nohs is my buddy. I kid.
>>66619737
You shut your presumably Mexican mouth.
>>66619764
nah i am not shitskin, but hockey sucks
>>66619760
drummond just made a fadeaway baseline jumper at the shot clock buzzer. lol
>>66619784
If you think hockey sucks then you are not white.
>>66619764
Still fucking funny,.
>Verlander
>>66619826
Nah
So is it too early to point out what's happening right now?
I feel kinda preemptively mad because I know that even if this happening keeps happening >brad will ruin it and pull him.
Justin Verlander is doing good things right now.
>What team is the original MI6 agent labeled 001?
Jimmie Marlins
>jv pitches well, tigers win, get excited for season
>tomorrow Anibal pitches
Holy shit.
Edwin Jackson is still a thing?
>>66619855
>being a superstitious little bitch
no hitter. He is pitching a no hitter. Marlins have no hits. Verlander is taking a dump on marlins.
As long as he's healthy. As long as he's healthy...
>>66619919
>Chen
great """"""pitching""""" fishfucks
>>66619919
I shouldn't be because >brad would never let him throw nine on the first night of the season anyway. He's got a bad case of homosexuality.
>>66619882
M-maybe he's healthy finally?
>Verlander
Keep swinging lil homie
>>66619926
Take Chen back. He's shit.
Condition Jackson and replace Chen with him if he stays consistent. Fucking Hydrater 2.0 here.
ICHIRO IS STILL A THING?!?!?!
>>66620017
>asians
>aging
Is the stadium even full...?
>>66620020
We all know Japanese and Chinese birth rates stay low/are kept low respectively because they have Dwarven life spans.
>>66620032
Course not. This is a Marlins game.
>>66619969
Will gladly take back Ichiro. Chen is your problem.
>>66620032
Lol no. I do wonder what Comerica will be like this weekend though. I was thinking about going on Saturday but it looks like the weather will be shit.
Eh I'll just go in June
Fuck you Ichiro and your thousand pitch AB. Seriously, fuck you you old fuck.
>>66620032
If it is, it only has Detroit fans.
>>66620069
>not moving to the glorious south
It hasn't been cold here in a while
>Verlander
Jesus Christ
>>66620089
Kinda chilly where I'm at in SC, but that's from wind. Fuck wind. And bees.
>>66620089
I like visiting the south but I love winter overall and I much prefer the mild Summers we have up here.
Spring is just the worst season
>miami officially announcing it as a sellout
Okay kiddo.
GAY!!!!!!!!!!
>JD
What the fuck are you doing
First hit on JV?
>miami 3rd last in attendance last year
>tampa bay dead last
i thought the south liked baseball, SEC and all
>>66620113
Jason Mercier counts for thousands so yeah
>>66620126
Yes
DEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIITTT
Pitch count was getting pretty high anyway.
the comeback is on lads
ok brad let's get thinky
>>66620126
Florida in general is just bad for pro sports. Too many transplants and immigrants to have a concentrate fan base
>JV
Take him out
Reminder JV will never get a ring.
>>66620176
I have a box of Fastball Flakes in my closet that's good enough
>Barry Bonds as Batting Coach: "Y'all fuckers ain't on rods yet? Sheeeiiiittt"
Fuck off
Jesus fuck.
Oh yeah, Giancarlo Stanton's on this team...
How long until Stanton pisses dirty?
Being a tigers fan is horrible.
>>66620230
Fuck, roids
Stanton is roiding no doubt
im waiting on deck with the intelligence memes
>>66620253
I feel like Detroit sports always have such big ups and downs, it's not like they're complete shit so we all get used to it
This is all Ichiro's fault
>get home from work
>5-0 Tigers, Verlander working on no hitter
>tune in
>hit, run, home run
I think they're better off if I just don't watch the whole season
Good stuff from JV.. Ichiro fucked his shut up though
>>66620264
>>66620249
>>66620253
>>66620299
relax
jv has thrown 96 pitches
>>66620299
that was a good episode
>>66620299
I agree, go away. I'll see you at the parade.
>>66620299
You fucked up my 001 joke. I blame you.
Side note, Happy Return of BestBall, friend!
>>66620318
why quote me
quick, i need a stream!
>>66620336
stanton is not fucking roiding any more than JD is
>>66620364
google reddit mlb streams
>>66620386
JD is too
>>66620405
H-He just changed his swing
>It's a Tigers BP episode
2016 Detroit bullpen pls don't be Valverde/Nathan
>Expecting a ball while you're raping the plate
Faggot shit heads will learn someday.
>get home
>cant find stream
>remember i have mlb extra innings
o yea, good thinking me
j wilson!
>>66620586
tfw japan fan
If Detroit gets through the 7th like this who do you guys suspect is coming in the 8th?
>>66620703
lowe
>>66620703
Lowe? No Wilson in the 9th is gonna suck though
>>66620701
Half Japanese half American, born in and attended highschool in MI
>twitter tuesday coming up next tuesday
>tell us how you spent your off-season
the fuck florida? altho i can't hate too much your stadium owns
