>Devil Rays
Is having shit OP's the new Jays meme?
>>66617521
it's going to be a big season full of big memes
jays n raptors games
feels comfy
Queue the track meet
>captcha was sandwiches
is this a sign?
tfw you kinda miss the FOREVER 81 and 81 memes
>>66617722
you bite your tongue
thats a dinger in the sky dome with the roof open, pls come home
>>66617735
Mere inches
34 pitches in first...hes fucked
fucks sakes lads hes hardly touching 92 on the fastball
who /loves Aaron Sanchez/ here?
SANCHIZE PLEASE
inb4 bullpen in the 2nd inning
>>66617777
He threw 27
I'm here for solo dingers.
tfw you miss Dan the van meme man
>>66617781
>>66617789
I thought you guys used metric or is this like the only exception your government lets you get.
>>66617777
Check em
>that fucking first pitch
WELP THATS GAME OVER
RIP meme glove
>>66617825
All but 4 countries on Earth use metric, but this is the American league
inb4 8 runs
Sanchize so shit worst Mexican
>this ump
>that third pitch
Holy shit that was an undeniable strike
Two very different strike zones so far
Goodnight dickman
Sanchez got this
Sanchez is throwing fire I like it
is Sanchez an ace???
Asking for a friend
That was the definition of being overmatched at the plate
CAUGHT LOOKING
U
C
K
>all that talk and training over the winter and ST
>his only pitch is still a 98 mph 4 seamer and its a coin flip if its in the zone or not
>>66617942
>he judges his pitchers based on one major league inning
So who's home run was the best 2 low, Thole, saunders or Donaldson?
>JUSTin Smoak
>>66617971
Thole
when will osuna stop being autistic and realize he has everything he needs to be a potential ace starter and will earn more money
why I never had parents who helped me develop into an elite baseball player?
why
>>66618046
Probably when he's no longer worried about his elbow exploding. He's never thrown more than 70 innings in a season as a pro
>>66617999
checked, trips confirm based Thole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esaR5WVFRo
>literally no offspeed pitch
>number 3 starter
firesale when
Sanchez is not meant to be a starter. We dun fucked up.
>>66618095
it's happening, that's it, it's all over, fire Gibbons and start the fire sale before it's too late
>>66618061
they probably didnt see any potential in you
>Stealing on Russell
lel
Martin is so based holy shit.
>stealing on Martin
jej
>you now remember devon travis
>>66618042
Tampa Bay area resident here
fuck the Rays
>>66618191
>dat feel
fuggg
;__;
>>66618134
I have a bad feeling he'll become Dustin McGowan/Brandon Morrow 2.0, wildly inconsistent fastball pitcher who relies too heavily on the slider to get hitters out and gets BTFO by injuries while he's young.
>>66617488
>3rd inning
>Jays haven't scored yet
it's ogre, first L of the season coming
>>66618134
Are you that Canadian living in murrica?
they are going to fucking eat sanchize their second time up arent they
>>66618283
There's many of us, anon
>>66618299
but there was one who used to always be here last season, was wondering if that's you
>>66618336
It might be me. But I'm pretty sure there was a few of us. I'm not even the guy you originally replied to.
Why the fuck are they having throw off speed pitches? You need more than a 97 heater to be good.
speaking of foreign fans where is britanon
>>66618354
oh, good to see you
Hits a double, two men in base, that's it boys we're done. Seasons over. Fire Gibbons, fire sale the pitchers while they still have some value. It' okay boys there's always next year we'll get 'em then.
>>66618293
Probably. Sanchez is clearly a reliever.
>sanchize
>peelar
welp pack it in, who can we get in exchange for offloading EE and joey at the deadline
>sanchez
>pilar
it's ogre
HOLY SHIT HE THREW A CURVE BALL
>>66618401
They have no dingers yet. We should probably offload for players to be named later.
>>66618426
Bautista won't be back next year, they may as well trade him if he sucks
No way he's getting his 150 trillion dollar salary
If they're really serious about making Sanchez a starter, they should've had him start in AAA. He needs to work on his command and maybe even develop a 3rd pitch like a changeup or something. He'll never make it through a lineup more than 2 times at this rate.
>>66618409
IT'S HAPPENING
WEW
E
W
DAT CURVE
SANCHEZ STRANDS A PAIR
FUCKING CLUTCH THANK YOU MEXICO
Who knew Aaron Sanchez could throw a baseball?
dat fuckin curve
>>66618453
how much do you think he will ask for?
WE /CURVEBALL/ NOW
CANCEL THE FIRESALE REHIRE GIBBY
>>66618458
All in for 2016. No time for development.
>>66618458
His stuff isn't the problem it's his command. If he can work on location and improve his command he'll be a good pitcher.
>>66618458
You are right, even though he just threw a 90mph changeup at the knees in that very at bat, I must defer to your better judgement. I am now a #yankeemissle
>>66618496
same problem hutch has
These $5 bellinis are delish.
>>66618485
He asked for $150m 5 years or something retarded like that
IF JOSE DINGERS TODAY YOU MUST BUY BOOSTER JUICE TODAY
>>66618485
250 quadrillion
>>66618541
underrated
Milestones
>dinger
BATS TRIPS
OPPO
>>66618546
if he can put up similar numbers this season to last he deserves it tbqh
le solo triple man
BAAAAAAAATS
THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
>THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
>THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
>THANK YOU BOOSTER JUICE
>Bautista hits a triple
WAIT HOL UP
>>66618485
1 billion dollars
>>66618577
He's 36
>RASY
LOL
WHERE ARE MY LE SOLO DINGERS YOU FUCK
>le solo triple man
>rays in charge of fundamental baseball
.......
>mfw joey hits 40 dingers and draws 150 walks this season and goes to the red sux
>Conger
When you get traded to the Rays, it's usually a good sign your baseball career is coming to an end.
JUST NOT READY
JUST NOT A GOOD PLAY
>>66618594
doesn't mater m8, if he leads the Jays to another postseason it will be worth it, we all know Rogers has the $ they just don't wanna shell it out
>>66618635
Hopefully the CAD recovers
>>66618635
>Paying a 40 year old 30+ million dollars
Would you want A-Rod and his contract on the Jays right now? Fuck no you wouldnt
>>66618616
JUST
>0 out
ITS HAPPENING
>>66618656
>comparing A-roid to Jose
SHiggy diggy m8, Jose is 35, will be 36 in October not 40, plus he's not a dirty fucking cunt cheat
Guys
>Smoak
>Colabello
Votto to the Blue Jays when?
>actually swinging on that
>this fucking >RISP
Man your streams are behind af. Inning is over He already got out a dp
>>66618643
Gas went from being 88 to 101.2 in 2 weeks, it's on it's way to recovery
>>66618700
>36 year old
>signed to a 5 year contract
Do the math bro
Colabello looks like that guy in the army who hides when the war/battle actually starts but then there is a moment where he should show courage but he doesn't and it gets somoene killed
>>66618704
the milk jug of destiny
>>66618733
Yes but he will sign the contract when he's not 40 breh
MAPLE SAUNDERS
>>66618706
We can guarantee they won't walk. Cincy should be happy with them.
TAKE THE WALK YOU FUCKING MORONS HES NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING DECENT IN THE STRIKEZONE
yay
>>66618733
does baseball looks like the sports where your age actually matters between 25 and 40
>>66618704
Hey, you're on /nba/ too. Nice milk jug, bretty cute anon. Your niece made it, didn't she?
>>66618738
>jug
Michael "I'm just happy to be here" Saunders
>>66618771
She gave it to me for Easter
what will we be without JB and Big E?
>>66618749
Im not saying he wont be worth it next year, or even in 2018, but when he's 40-41 and making 30 million, were all going to hate our lives.
>>66618737
underrated post
>>66618774
>>66618774
i-i mispoke pls dont take away my citizenship
I really like how Blue Jay threads have become a bunker for all the Canadian shitposters who ruin /sp/.
>>66618817
RAYS SUCK! LMFAO!
>>66618817
Were very happy with our containment threads
>>66618817
You must be new here
Wait until play offs/post season m8
Drive sober
Or get pulled over
>>66618817
this is no different than the average baseball game thread, all cali gamethreads are 10x worse
just tuning in, how's my boy Sanchez doing
why is it only the 4th
>doland beating his dick with his bat
WEBM PLS
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Please gif of Donaldson jerking off the bat
>>66618801
not if he's putting up great numbers we won't
>>66618817
Hey america, I bet you don't even have one of these.
Also, I'm sorry for my shitposting brethren. It's really bad, you're right. No, seriously, canadians are pretty autistic for the most part.
fuck you Goins, so bad
Travis 4 life
>>66618875
Sanchez a little wild, fighting his mechanice. Got a big K of Longoria with 2 on, 2 out though
Odorizzi 83 pitches still in the 4th, long innings so far.
goins with the patented JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP approach to taking at bats
Odorizzi has pitched well I just don't know how much longer he will last with his pitch count
Umad bro?
>>66618817
Just wait until the first Yankees/Jays gamethread of the season, then you'll really see shitposting
>>66618915
Same thing with Archer on opening night, Jays doing a good job of working the count but way too many strikeouts
will sanchize throw it all away?
fuck i wish we still had hendriks to eat innings
I don't really get the new UP line. Isn't the Pearson extension for line 2 sufficient?
Dear /sp/
I have an mlb at bat account and I'm willing to stream any bluejays game I'm home for. The problem is that I'm pretty plebby. I don't really know what software to use or how it works in general. If someone could suggest a half decent program I'll upload a high quality stream just for /sp/ of every game.
Love,
Canada.
>>66618937
Yeah but the rays have the 2nd best rotation in the AL so it's understandable.
>>66618945
WELP there it is
It has begun. The beginning of the end
>Sanchez
>>66618928
I love Mandarin pizza
>>66618961
jewtube?
rev up that firesale
Bautista + Edwin for Votto + Bruce
>>66618928
Onion rings AND fries??
absolute madman
>>66619001
Eh, idk if that'll work. This Ustream site doesn't seem half bad, let me dick around with it a little bit and see what I can do.
Bats need to back Sanchez up
>>66618961
i've used acestream but I have no idea how uploading works
streamup is a streaming site too
Sanchez is unaffected by dingersons memes
>>66619063
Its that time of the game where they usually start to hit. Once odorizzi is out they'll feast on the bullpen.
sanchize really needs to figure out a gameplan, he cant just decide on the fly what pitch hes gonna throw randomly. the curve and changeup paired with his heater is enough to put away plenty of hitters.
>>66619091
They better heat up quick, I can see a Sanchez melt down happening soon
best way to find a girlfriend before the home opener?
>>66619143
Craigslist always works for me
fucking hell we are just going to inflate everyones K rate
>>66619143
Couple of questions for you:
>how old are you?
>what do you do for a living/what are you taking in school?
>do you have a lot of money?
>do you have any skills?
>>66619143
Backpage.com
>>66619143
tell a batbunny you have tickets to the game?
>>66619143
4chan.org/soc
It's so sad to see the attendance
we don't deserve this team anymore. When Tampa moves I'm going to have to become a Marlins fan :/
>>66619115
God, that's an epic prow....
Why are buck and pat obsessed with that baby?
>>66619224
at least pat isnt getting weirdly specific about a players hands
They need to do a much better job with mixing up his pitches. He's throwing a large amount of heaters.
He's rackin em up with the changeup now~
>maybe if I swing at every pitch he throws
the fuck
>>66619252
Like that?
Kek at the chinaman swinging in everything
>64 pitches through five
You can see an improvement from last year, he's been a little wild but pretty efficient so far
>>66619143
>Go to Jays game alone because none of your friends like baseball
>get 200 level seats
>surrounded by happy couples
>watch the rest of the game up in the 500 seats
>>66619306
Iktf
JUST
>98 mph heater
>dem offspeeds out of nowhere
>efficient innings
>generating popups and groundouts
just give him the cy young already
>>66619143
enjoy those price hikes
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/jays-2016-cost-1.3516705
>>66618801
Do you have any idea how fit Bautista is? the fucking guy does yoga every day and treats his body like a temple.
>>66619337
Gotta pay for Bautista somehow
tulos a hoarder probably
>>66619240
>100+ pitches on his first start of the season
Odorizzi should've been out after 5 tbqh
>>66619347
>cigars and booster juice spiked with trembolone
>>66619364
and EE
BLUE JAYS ARE DONE
FIRE SALE NOW!!!
>>66619395
I don't think Cash has faith in the bullpen to hold this lead
They need this win tonight
>giving odorizzi double digit strikeouts
>Jays swinging at literally everything this series
disappointed desu
>>66619347
Yes
On historic strikeout pace
>>66619423
my bad, they're not leading lmao
I don't think he has faith in the bullpen to hold it close
Jays lose if dubz
we're just giving him a false sense of security bros
>>66619429
>10 Ks
it's gonna take a while for the bats to find their timing
>>66619459
Nice try expos
>>66619440
ok, that's it, I needed a Jose Bod-tease-ah to get me to start doing yoga.
what does he do?
>>66619472
>timing
or just stop swinging at garbage 6 inches off the plate
GOINS GOINS GONE
>>66619472
this >>66619494 2bh
>>66619482
>that face and ass on the left
>>66619440
Heard he has a 4 incher and likes to be the sub during sex lol
>>66619494
>swinging at garbage 6 inches off the plate
Reminds me of him
>>66619520
great shitpost
>>66619552
Mr. Breaking Ball hilarity himself
>>66619482
>le solo yoga man
He does lots of yoga, daily booster juice and cigars
KEK RAYS
Smoak GOAT base stealer
.......
>>66619520
The kind of ladies he pulls? I would probably sub for some of that.
>Gays
Someone just got Smoaked
1 of 2 stolen bases from Smoak, this season.
MAPLE SAUNDERS
>>66619520
you would know all about that ;)
>>66619552
Who was worst, Juan Francisco or Coco Cordero?
all of this could have been avoided by keeping Loney..
rays get your shit together lmao
>>66619615
Sergio Santos
>>66619633
he's out
>>66619559
I know a couple of the girls who work at lost and found where he comes through a lot who've slept with him tell me that
come on jew york bail us out
>>66619615
Josh Towers.
>>66619646
yeah but it still stands
Hyundai ad with the Inception song.
>>66619649
What does he lose, his temper?
AND I WANNA SPORTS CAR
how will we throw away this game now, im thinking slow methodical implosion, sanchize gets runners on 1st and 2nd and bullpen gives up multiple lil loopers to score them all
>>66619667
BREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
dundundundundundundundun
BREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>66619615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9_nDtLnMM
>>66619685
Nah, walk followed by dinger. Offense stays cold and lose 3-2
>>66619685
They'll win 3-1
Do we have 2 colour commentators? Is it buck or pat?
no fucking way sanchez is out in the 7th hes fucking lost any semblance of command
>>66619808
pat is colour
>>66619813
Look at his pitch count dude
ACE
Filthy Sanchez <3
sanchez is elite fuck off ye of little faith
I miss coffee lady.
>>66619831
he almost beaned longoria in the head and almost clipped a guys ankles, hes all over the place
>>66619813
i wouldnt be surprised if the coaches are having make a lot of changes to his delivery to combat his hard pitching motion
its probably why hes throwing those wild pitches
