>>66616941
Sign more 30 year olds to 8 year contracts

Literally one game and we did well till that bullshit Correa call

you can't.

yankees now down, hopefully for forever.

cleveland browns of amer league.

disband team and disperse good players through draft.

Have an actual developmental system instead of "LOL, WE'RE THE YANKEES, THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS TEAM IN THE WORLD AND YOU SHOULD WANT TO PLAY FOR US".

it's literally opening day
>yankucks not used to winning every game

>>66616971

this

have 10 shitty seasons and build a cubs/astros/braves/cards tier farm
then with all that money you would have spent over those ten years buy shit to fill holes and win 120 games a season for a few seasons

>>66616941
Bribe the league to get rid of corrupt umps

Stop charging 500 bucks a ticket

>>66617016
This and fire Girardi. Dude uses relievers like they're cheap whores.

They were in a very good position to win against a Cy Young-Winning Pitcher until that fiasco of umpiring in the 8th. Nothing to really worry about until all of the pitchers get injured.

Teach their pitchers the rules of baseball. Turned an out into a run.

Stop being a retirement home.

here's some things i've been thinking about:

1) we have a couple players who wouldn't be DH's at any other AL team, we need to get rid of them so that all of the players are really just DH's

2) the crowds, we're making good progress, but the remnants of fans that haven't been run off yet are still obviously distracting the players. we need to raise prices even higher so that we can play in distraction-free empty stadiums every game.

3) pitchers, clearly we are not paying enough so we need to buy all the starting pitchers we can from around the league, use them as RP's and still go through about thirty by the 6th

4) build a new stadium for no reason

5) never try to do any better really because the sox suck more

6) move to new jersey just to piss people off

>>66623706
Could you guys actually do #4 and put a retractable roof on that thing?

throwing money at players doesn't work anymore

Bring in the homerun walls another 50 feet
I mean Arod is like 45 years old now, asking him to hit 220 feet is a little much

>>66623835
it could work but the mlb decided to go commie

>>66623882
it could work but teams that pay a lot of money always choke because players never live up to expectations. when was the last time a player lived up to the massive contract he signed?

>>66623932
>27 rings

>>66623992
>only 2 since the turn of the century
again, proof that throwing money at players doesn't work anymore

Play the Twins

Yankees always seem to turn their season around after sweeping the Twins

>>66624104

>mfw Chicago also has two since the turn of the century
>mfw it's the twentieth century

Move the franchise to Los Angeles, obviously.

It's funny because the ASStros will sweep you guys in your series opener.

Your defense is shit.
Injuries.
Offense is average at best.
No solid young core

Ditch Tanaka and Sabathia
Get a non manlet at Short Stop

We are a top 5 team now

>>66628209
This Tanaka and CC are no longer starting pitcher caliber

>>66630020
>>66628209
Cmon you can't have given up on Tanaka already
Guy may not be going super deep into the game on opening day, but he's got killer stuff and seems like he'll come back to be one of our better pitchers

>>66626759
lol does seem to be true

buy the best players

>>66616941
Hit more touchdowns

>>66616941
You don't. Just let it burn, my friend.

>Implying it's not our year

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the 400 million dollar man

we cant

>>66623835
the dodgers would have 4 rings if it worked

>>66616941
BUY
Trout
Harper
Cespedes
Posey
Cabrera
Altuve
Kershaw
Arrieta
Price
Kluber
Kimbrel
SELL
everyone else

>>66624104
Actually 1 since the turn of the century. The 21st century began in 2001.