How many of you fuccbois actually play a sport competitively here?
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Played NCAA men's soccer
Was pretty fun, a lot better than beta ass intramural sports for NARPs and wannabe frat stars
Does fucking your mother count as competitive sport?
>>66612608
is fucking your mom a sport ?
>>66612608
I have an IQ above 100 so no
>>66612608
I competitively fuck your mum with these lads >>66612682
>>66612695
Yep
Rugby
Strongman
Cheerleading
>>66613056
Dude that's so fucking gay.
You play rugby?!
I unironically play scrub league American Football in the UK.
>>66612608
>tfw d3 football
Not even worth bragging about :/
>>66612682
Yes because everyone gets a go
Played a 7 a side football tournaments from 2009 until last year.
Fucking back injury.
>>66613345
I play American football for my and its good fun, going to play senior league after uni
I play 2nds football as well for my uni
i play esports
>>66612608
who is that liquid love extractor
I golf.
>>66614664
'Sport'
Rowing.
>>66612608
pro muay thai fighter here. turned pro at 18 now 20. idk if im going to compete anymore. pay is shit and not worth the damage. im still in school also
>>66613345
>>66614419
Ahahahaha I would love to go wreck some Britcucks in football. Wouldn't even be fair desu
>>66615962
Would you have rather gone pro mma if you were well rounded? My boy i train with does mainly muay thai and is thinking about going pro soon
>>66614796
hitting a ball 1000 ft takes talent anon
>>66616884
honestly muay thai is more fun for me but it is fun stuffing a takedown and then beating them up on the feet. mauy thai is my passion not mma so no. even though mma is fun. they both are not worth the money
>>66616884
>>66617148
same guy here: mma does pay more and it is easier to get fights in mma since it is more popular in america by all means tell him to go pro its a great experience.i dont regret it. i just wont persue it as a life career
>>66612608
>TFW literally all star tier in kickball
>>66614918
What level?
I played baseball and football my whole life.
now im in a Softball Beer League
When I studied abroad in England I played for a now-defunct semi-pro basketball team in decrepit gyms for 20 fans
It paid a little bit of the rent though
>mfw FCS football
>>66613309
LMAO
LOL
>>66617245
Thanks. He's been offered pro mma fights but I think he wants to go pro muay thai or kick boxing. Sucks theres not much money in it
Muai Thai and Box, lad.
>>66614664
>I golf.
I enjoy drinking publicly as well.
>>66612608
im not a fuccbois
>>66612608
>play a sport competitively here?
like does anyone like playing sports non-competitively?
like when I play I play to win
>>66616841
>Implying you're not fat and overweight.
>>66623207
>they play football
>they're not overweight
pick one
>>66623126
He meant organized sports.
But yeah, I even try hard as fuck in flag football
>>66612608
midget 18AA ice hockey for junior kings
>>66612608
Track cycling. Probably going to miss this season too which sucks
Played a year of high school baseball...only played in like 3 games
now I just hit golf balls every month or so and feel sore as heck the day after...
>>66612608
Baseball college and hs obvi
>>66623708
where
I went through a weird rediscovery of sports in my life. I was a two-sporter (baseball and soccer) for my town league basically up until high school, then I played tennis for freshman and sophomore year before quitting, then I didn't really play any sports at all until after college when I decided to randomly try out for a local amateur rugby union team. I was so out of shape I threw up after the first run in practice we did but it really was a shock at how much I had strayed from the path. Stuck with it, did the conditioning, and I've been playing rugby ever since (coming up on 4 years). Definitely my favorite out of all the sports I've played and I wish it were played more in primary education settings, though I guess at this point it'd be hard pressed to draw kids away from football, so who am I to say.
>>66612679
at CSUB most of the soccer players were yuro imports who could barely speak English. Were there many euros on your team?
>>66613357
if it makes you feel better you did more than 90% of high school players who never got to play college ball
>>66623806
fug wrong wojack
me
>>66623806
ay I go to CSUN
D1 baseball player here. On one of and maybe the worst team in the country this year
>>66624023
Do you have any team mates that are gonna play overseas or the minor leagues?
>>66624072
Probably 1 or 2 will get signed- few could go overseas
American football
Been playing since like 2009 or so
>>66612608
I play Fifa
E sports are a sport
>>66627597
>E sports are a sport
'no'
i legit play for a national league side, not going to say which.
played football and wrestled all throughout HS
had a stint at intramural futbol
now im just a fat shit working a 9-5
>>66627587
nice one you fucking KEK
Play competitive ultimate frisbee, got invited to play for the israeli national team, but American, so I refused. When I go back to the US, Im looking to play college and then maybe pro league ultimate, the AUDL. Im very athletic and its a non contact sport so I figure ive got a pretty good shot. I also have a dream to play QB because I can really throw, but I never played highschool ball cause my parents wouldn't let me. Gonna change that when I have kids.
well I got the Gladiator title in WoW once, does that count?
Skied competitively and for some extreme sports magazines videos in the late 90s. I'm also one of the best mountaineers in the world, a decent road cyclist (competitive club), adequate fencer and regular sport shooter.
I also fancied myself as a bit of a racing driver but I'm no good at that, really. I'm good behind the wheel but not enough to be competitive.
>>66618397
Varsity.
>>66627631
Are you going to be the next Jamie Vardy?
>>66627713
> I'm also one of the best mountaineers in the world
i-is this pasta?
i play beer league hockey, is that ok?
Broke a national record for my weight/age class in powerlifting if that counts.
>>66623822
DIII is pretty much intramural. No scholarships.
>>66628151
It is now, damnit.
>captcha: select pasta or noodles
>>66627713
>Skied competitively and for some extreme sports magazines videos in the late 90s. I'm also one of the best mountaineers in the world, a decent road cyclist (competitive club), adequate fencer and regular sport shooter.
I also fancied myself as a bit of a racing driver but I'm no good at that, really. I'm good behind the wheel but not enough to be competitive.
is taking the dog for a walk a sport?
>>66612608
I play darts for my pub team
>>66628220
Why wouldn't it be?
I'm looking to make the step up to semi pro in the next year or so
>>66628263
The pay sucks
>>66628263
I found the leashes our nation team will use at the DWWC (Dog Walking World Championship)
i play with my willy every day
I'm so alone
Is shagging OP's mum a sport? If so, I compete with 72 more dudes, but good thing she gives us plenty of time to practice.
>>66628279
>finger on the trigger
yeah pro a basketball
>>66628316
i was decent at basketball (played pro for a couple seasons) but then fucked my knee hiking
now i play 5-a-side football local league with my friends, usually as keeper
Of course, I play dota and csgo ;)
>>66627683
>AUDL
Better to play club, competition level is higher.
Also I don't like that they have refs. But then again I'm the guy who goes around and preaches SOTG all the time. And I don't give a shit about making frisbee a spectator sport.
>>66628413
Hi.
>>66628450
Hey
semi-pro footballer here, ask me anything
>>66628579
Ok
Who do you play for?
>>66628579
>in Sweden
How much money do you make
>>66628587
A 4th division football team somewhere in Sweden
>>66628593
Not enough to get by, I have a day job
I used to be a professional bull prepper before Markavious made off with my wife altogether. Now I look after Dontrelle and make sure there's money in my bank account for Markavious and my wife.
>>66628449
I didnt realize that there were two separate leagues, and i agree, frisbee isn't a great spectator sport, but tons of fun to play.
>>66629035
>he didn't realise posting hunger games threads would lead to a ban
K E K
>>66629062
He didnt realize that bans are completely avoidable
>>66628961
>Markavious
Division 1 Baseball. Drafted out of high school.
its not a sport but d1 track to show not every shitposter is a fat ass
