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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyOi5XRu_g [Open]

MMA Digest update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds [Open]

NEWS:

>Jones hires a full time driver
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364520/jon-jones-hires-full-time-driver-following-latest-police-run-in

>Romero suspended for 6 months
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364368/yoel-romero-gets-six-month-suspension-from-usada-for-failing-drug

>Wanderlei's RIZIN grappling partner revealed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11361836/wanderlei-silva-s-tag-team-partner-revealed-for-rizin-ff-main-event

>Two fights added to UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11365496/alex-oliveira-vs-james-moontasri-luis-henrique-vs-dmitry-smolyakov

Legal free fight(s)
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs [Open]
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ [Open]
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y [Open]
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w [Open]
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc [Open]

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos

Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ [Open]
Looking for a Goof EP 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is [Open]

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
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>mfw I could heem anyone in this thread
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>>66608646
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Jones is very poor off his back and OSP has an extremely crafty top submission game (one of few people with a Von Flue choke win in the UFC), I fully expect OSP to clip Jones with a hard shot, drop him and submit him on the ground. Jones is an overrated fighter who made him name off beating MWs and old men.
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>>66608702
she's hilarious on brooklyn nine nine
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>>66608707
liar, mcgregor also has a von fluke, his 13s aldo ko
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>>66608680
fag
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>>66608707
2/10
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http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/tuf-24-tryouts-slated-for-april-25-season-champ-gets-flyweight-title-shot-at-finale

Jesus christ
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>>66608782
not memeing lad, Jones doesnt even have a belt in proper BJJ
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>>66608790
That's p cool desu
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>>66608707
>>66608800
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Nice and flowy Nathan

https://youtu.be/tx5YdLsxwvM
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>>66608800
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>>66608803
>TUF winner gets an instant title shot against one of the P4P "kings"

Its a complete joke
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>you can bet on fake wrestling bouts

how is this allowed?
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>>66608843
can matt serra come off the roids and make the cut?
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>>66608790
>>66608790
How does DJ feel about this?
Is this division kill by the end of the year? Hell by the end of the Cejudo fight? Unless Cejudo beats Johnson and they rematch and he beats him again, which in that case everyone gets a go passing DJ. Unlikely.
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Can't believe that the UFC are protecting Conor from Aldo so much. Aldo deserves his rightful rematch, the first fight was UNFAIR:

1. The fight should have been in Brazil as Aldo was the defending champion. He didn't have the home support but instead he had the disrespectful Irish fans abusing him. This put him off the fight.

2. The USADA testing messed with Aldo's preparation. How would you like to be harassed by unknown people every day, taking time away from your training? Aldo also couldn't take his usual supplements as he was afraid that they USADA would deem them illegal.

3. Conor was wearing bright green shorts which clearly go against the Reebok rules, he should have been wearing white or black ones. The bright colour distracted Aldo during the fight which lead to him getting caught by a flukey punch.
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>>66608790
They must have someone good coming into the tuf house that they aren't saying. Right? Right?!
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>>66608843
They could also be using current fighters on like they did when Serra won
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>>66608940
well, brit "humour" aside, aldo does deserve the rematch, guy was champion for I don't know how many years and then loses by a lucky punch as soon as the fight begins
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https://youtu.be/Fvk07sc7opI
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>>66608979
Theyre using a new talent pool
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Can anyone here recommend a good obscure fight to watch on fight pass? It does not matter how recent it happened.
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>>66609024
Tryouts doesn't mean they're only using new fighters.
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New Russian HW fighting Luis Henrique (the Brazilian guy that got heemed by The Bull) at UFC on Fox 20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
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>>66609042
Martinez-Hoffman
Grundy-Black
Ryan-O'Shannesy
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which fighter represents what /heem/ stand for?
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>>66609126
daniel cormier
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>>66609126
Schaub
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>>66609066
'Preciate it bruv.
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how is daniel cormier supposed to fuck my wife when he's more of a cuck than I am
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>>66609126

Matt Mitrione
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http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Julianna-Pena-Agrees-to-Counseling-Will-Have-UFC-Return-Bout-Scheduled-in-Near-Future-102863
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Guys just a few more days until the drought is over, I am honestly so thirsty I can barely talk my throat is a desert, I feel spoiled now with these weekly fight nights 3 weeks is rough. (Not to mention the last card was meh) I remember being a fight fan in like 2008 though you had to wait 4-5 weeks.

MY BOY Ben Slothwell about to earn himself a titleshot and be on a 5 fight win streak.
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4 free Aljo fights

http://www.ufc.tv/category/ultimate-aljamain-sterling
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>>66609334
>MY BOY

osw review reference?
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Lads why are high end bicycles like 10k usd, its a fucking frame and tyres. Been looking at them because I want one to crosstrain with but these prices are straight up goofy
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>>66609424
https://youtu.be/p8iM90U2uYs
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>>66609534
It's trendy now. 15 years ago bikes and record players were dirt cheap. Blame white people.
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Sterling-Caraway is Fight Night Vegas headliner
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>>66609566
For the fightpass prelims, garbrant vs Almeida is the headliner.
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>>66609566
i thought its on the Almeida/Garbrandt card, which is also in Vegas.
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JDSs whole career depends on this fight, do you guys think he can do it and KO Big Ben?
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>>66609534

carbon fibre frame, disc brakes, shitload of speeds, non ball busting seat, good ass tyres cost money

I'd never go over 2k for one, mountain bike is the real shit, that money shit
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>>66609534
high end shit is expensive what a fucking surprise. you can still get a decent bike for a few hundred.
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>>66609595
nope. JDS is a one dimensional fighter and his time is up. big ben has a better than average gas tank for HW and will tko him in the 2nd
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>>66609587
What i meant to say

>>66609591
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HEEM ME
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11370652/cody-east-vs-walt-harris-added-to-ufc-197

Harris is going to get raped
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>>66609730

>hasn't fought in 2 years
>Lost 3 of his last 4

What a tin can
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https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/717394829768937474

Ok so that's what's next for MM
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>>66609817
I like it
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>>66609817

Why not just give Joey B another shot? He's on like a 6 fight winning streak
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why not have a TUF with actual top 10 ufc fighters?
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>>66608726
Goddamn lol underrated post
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>>66609703
not a problem lad
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>>66609922
Jessica Penne is the official Chelsea Peretti lookalike tho
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>>66609882
these fighters actually want money

>Dana's face when he wouldn't be able to exploit desperate young lads
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When is the UFC 200 press conference?
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>>66609057
Didnt seem to imply it was otherwise
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>>66610020

???
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>>66609595
Nope, though JDS is a slight favourite on the betting line (-105 Rothwell, -125 JDS)

50 Minutes in the ring with Cain has permanently damaged his body and unforunately I think he has been usada'd.

Rothwell just has way more ways to win the fight and can take way more punishment. Though I'm gonna rewatch the jds vs stipe fight because I can't remember it that well was pretty drunk. But he was a shell of his old self against Overeem.
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>>66610060

HELLO.

I AM WONDERING WHAT DATE THE UFC 200 PRESS CONFERENCE WILL TAKE PLACE. .

YOU KNOW, WHERE ALL THE FIGHTERS SIT DOWN, GET ASKED QUESTIONS, TRASH TALK EACH OTHER, AND WE GET TO SEE STAREDOWNS AT THE END
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>>66610211
I DOUBT IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED UFC 200 ISN'T UNTILL JULY 9TH OR 11TH OR SOMETHING AND THERE IS STILL 3 PAPERVIEWS IN BETWEEN AS WELL AS MULTIPLE FIGHTNIGHTS

PLEASE BE PATIENT
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>>66610340
omfg >paperviews

>tfw I am a naive english speaker
>tfw I only speak 1 language
>tfw most embarrassed i've ever been on an anonymous image board

legitimately don't know how my brain deceived me like that
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>>66610412
>fucked up the greentext on paperview
>naive english speaker

I'm falling apart here guys please help
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>>66610211
>>66610340
>>66610412
>>66610467

Leave now
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>>66610340
>THERE IS STILL 3
>PAPERVIEW
hello Yong Li
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>paperview
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>>66608790
This is great, even if the winner get destroyed by MM, we still get some new talent and exposure to the division
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>>66610340
>>66610412
>>66610467
Ching Chong Hang Shu wa ling chang ming
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>paperviews
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Was Anderson Silva ever that good?
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>paperview
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>you will never view a paper
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Is this list any legit /heem/ ?
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>>66610696
DELETE THIS
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>>66610678

kek

>tfw wasn't here for every here but here for paperview

feels good lads
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COOLEST SUBMISSION NAME POWER RANKINGS

1. Peruvian Necktie
2. Gogoplata
3. Anaconda
4. Kimura
5. Crucifix (choke)
6. Twister
7. Banana Split

POWER GAP

9000. Americana
9001. D'arce
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>>66610696
>the city of me

This list :
http://www.tapology.com/rankings/all-time-greatest-fights-in-mma-and-ufc-history
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>>66610601
Oh yeah im sure everyone will tune in to Mighty Manlet versus literal who cans
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>>66610732

>no gogochoke

bad list kaant
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>>66610732
0. Electric chair
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>>66610735
shit list
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>>66610777
Isn't he doing that now? and aren't they not tuning in now?
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>>66610777

mighty manlet is a goat, fuck off with muh height shit
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>>66610735
>Rua vs Henderson at top
>Lawler-McDonald 2 not even in the top 20
shit list
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>>66610836

hello kiddo
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>>66610735
shit tier
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>>66610777
B-but Henry Cejudo is an olympean gold medalist!
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>>66610813
>>66610863
>>66610889
That's what I thought

Do you guys have an idea where I could find such a list, but legit ?
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>>66610412
>>66610467
cheer up lad, you probably created a new dank meme
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>tfw cejudo loses to mighty faggot

pls strip that fag of the belt already
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TORRES TORRES TORRES
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>>66610907
make your own. be the hero in your life's movie about ranking mma fights.
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is canacuck dead
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>>66611161

my arse and pucc lad
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>>66611215
>lad
>that flag
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>>66611252

fuck off yank
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>>66611252
it's a meme innit
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>>66610907
The /heem/ spicy bangers list
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>>66610970
thx m8
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>>66611469
你是癌症愚笨,愚笨的白痴
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>TORRES >TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES
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>>66611479
:(
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>>66611479
I don't speak Canadian
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post your boys best heem
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>>66608646
When is she gonna un-shave her head

pls rose

pls
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>>66611892
gonna get beaten by rose.
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>>66611989
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>>66610836
Btw, how the fuck has DJ not eclipsed Anderson's title defense record yet? Really goes to show just how long Andy was at the top.
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>>66612119
flyweight fights don't happen that often.
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>>66611927
by the way 'cancer' is appliable the same way as 'fucking' is as in 'fucking stupid'
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>>66610732
Guillotine dude
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>>66608646
Can't tell if it's her teeth/gums that are her most unattractive features, or her fivehead
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I could literally perma heem you
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>>66612091
no can defend
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>>66608623
What is this pic about? Is it Thomas the Tank Engine? Is that supposed to be Dana?
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>>66608790
They just need to throw some fucking money at Bibiano Fernandez already.

He won't beat MM, but at least it'd be someone new who they could at least somewhat realistically present as a legitimate challenge.

I mean, they're gonna have the TUF winner fight MM?
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>>66612253
IF MM beats Cejudo
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In reference to the upcoming JDS/Rothwell fight, and how JDS was a shell of his former self in the Overeem fight: has the new USADA system actually fucking helped or benefited anything/anyone? Seems like all it did was take exciting fighters and turn them in to shit. After all, who cares if they're on steroids in the first place?
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>>66608623
>1:51 of mma digest update
>"mark hunt saying something"
>incoherent mark hunt babble

I died.
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>>66612253
Bibiano actually trains with MM, so not sure if they will be willing to fight each other. Plus I reckon he is earning a fair bit at One FC and I don't see UFC splashing cash on a FLW.
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>>66612303
They're doing it regardless bar an injury to either fighter
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>>66612303

Cejudo has literally no chance
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>>66612253
Bibiano is literally content to beat cans for the rest of his career and he can't even finish em
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>>66612338
Its caught up to some fighters, but many will still be on the high level hard to test for shit that USADA doesnt want to bother with
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>>66612423
>an olympic gold medalist has no chance

lel
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>>66612448

He doesn't
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>>66608940
If anything, they're protecting him from Frankie. They're letting him take a meme fight at 170, where he still maintains his belt even if he loses (which is likely). Meanwhile, they make Frankie fight Aldo, who may very likely beat him again.

It's pretty obvious that they know that Frankie is an awful matchup for Conor and would much rather have him fight Aldo again.

Fuck. I dunno why everyone's making DC dick sucking memes. It should be Dana sucking Conor's dick.
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Hey, you dumb memeing faggots, remember to watch the us olympic team wrestling trials this weekend.
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>>66612448
Olympics isn't fighting.
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>>66612486
Its close to it, you bitch.
How about you try a wrestling match then talk.
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if you want whats best for the sport, you'll root for cejudo
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>TORRES
is back

feels nostalgia man
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>>66612599
I'd rather Albu get a fight
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>>66612599
Does that mean the Conor meme will be back?
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>>66612564
like that division can still be saved.
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>>66612464
Conor v Nate is a fight that is basically no loss for the UFC.
Conor wins and hes back to being an unbeatable selling machine. If he losses then he stays away from 170 and still draws at 145/155 recognizing that he is 5'9" and not 6'1"
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>>66612721
All they need to do is get some mexicans and asians in that division like in boxing
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>>66612599
Anyone care to explain this meme to someone who only follows MMA?
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>>66612799
they need some mexicans and asians who can actually speak english and can promote themselfs
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>>66612372
Oh yeah, I forgot about about the, being teammates. Fuck, just scrap the division already the, I guess. I mean, every PPV MM headlines does like 200k buys at the most. No one wants to watch that shit.

Flyweight fights are like watching two hummingbirds fuck.
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>>66612891
Fernando Torres was a great player who scored a lot, then he changed teams and became shitty, never scoring. Every time he missed a chance, /sp/ went >TORRES. /sp/ wen completely batshit when he scored against Barcelone while being shit in other games
Now he changed teams again but tonight he scored a goal that might be important in an important match against Barcelona, so >TORRES
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Is the latest Looking for a Bite good?
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tfw someone with your rare flag is spouting shitty pleb opinions again

>>66610652
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>>66612739
I understand why they're doing it, what with Conor being "obsessed" and all that other shit Dana's trying to shovel into our mouths. It's just goddamn stupid.

It's enough already. It was enough when they gave Conor a meme walkout with Sinead Oconner. It was enough when they had him headline over a title fight. It was enough when they gave him an instant title shot at 155. This shit is too much. Like, does Dana literally want to fuck Conor?
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>>66613230
>>66613008
shut up
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>>66613426
Make me, Amerimanlet.
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>>66612799
They do and they all suck or have been memed on by Memey Mouse
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I think at this point, they should make DJ fight wearing an actual Mighty Mouse costume. I'd watch that.
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>>66613486
Name one asian other than Horiguchi and name any mexican
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>>66613643
Well, Cejudo, for one. Pretty sure Joey B is Mexican. Some kind of spic, anyway.
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>>66613705

You're an idiot.
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>>66613736
They are both Mexican, though.

You're a fuckin' goof.
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>>66613705
>US gold medalist
>Mexican
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>>66613230
I'm with ya bro. UFC has been The Conor Show for the past year and unless you're an irishman or one of his dickriding supporters, it getting really old - regardless of him being an exciting fighter.

Kinda makes me think UFC is doing pretty bad money-wise. They're going above and beyond to squeeze as much money as possible out of Conor's hype before he burns out like a flash in the pan.
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>>66613825
His mom was an illegal from Mexico. That's as Mexican as it gets, esse.
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>>66613897
Fabricio Werdum went over this months ago you can't be both mexican and american that's an oxymoron.
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>>66613878
Yeah, it's not "I totally want to see this guy fight!" anymore when I see them hyping him. It's "ugh, I want this fucking guy to go away already."

He's a fun fighter and seems like a decent dude when he's not selling a fight, but the way they give him whatever the fuck he wants, constantly jam him down our throats, and his obnoxious fucking fans make me dislike him.

Felt the same about Ronda.
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>>66613980
Then he's not American. His mo, was there illegally, they weren't supposed to be there. He shouldn't have been able to compete in the Olympics as an American.
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Is it autism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
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Im not done talking. Little Boy. Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol

So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,

"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"

Let that sink in...
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>>66614120
Werdum also said if you are born in America you are American. That is why his daughter is American. Werdum is right again, you are wrong.
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>>66614172
White "people"

s m h
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>>66614172
she's just traumatized from being raped by her uncle. girls who have gone through that are often overly attached to pets/fuck them like rose is/does.
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>>66614120
His parents literally don't matter you should know about immigrants muhhamed
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>>66614226
What the actual fuck are you on about, m8?
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>>66614263
making out with your dog isnt normal in croatia?
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>>66613643
Ben Nguyen
Ray Borg
Pettis
Cejudo
Cariasco was
Benavidez
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>>66614335
>Ray Borg
did he become the champ yet
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>>66614287
He's literally ethnically Mexican

You can't be referring to Mexicans then ignore an actual genetic Mexican
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>>66614387

you have to go back
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>>66614274
t. freshman psych major
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>>66614387
>ethnically mexican

no such thing brah
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>>66614287
So ethnicity doesn't exist then? Literally every person who lives in any given country is the same ethnicity?
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>>66614434
>>66614417
Oh I guess Syrians aren't actually Syrian, they're German!!!!!

Ooooh look at you guys, you're cucks! How fancy!
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>>66614466
Ethnicity is a social construct. Check your privilege, white cis scum!
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>>66609424
>tfw I watch OSW
>Started using My Boy to describe MMA fighters
>this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspwh1ThSPw
>Everyone uses MY BOY on heem in almost the exact same way.
weird
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>>66614335
All Americans

i'm talking about actual mexicans and asians

>>66614442
Nationality and Race aren't the same thing, you can be black mexican but you cant be mexican-american or black-white
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>>66614542
So the terms "Hispanic" and "Latino" are just made up, then?

Dude is Hispanic. His mom's an illegal. His name is Cejudo. His dad's a criminal. He eats bad tacos. He's Mexican. Deal with it.
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ethnicity is literally a social construct, not even kidding
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>>66613035
Oh, thanks lad
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>>66614542
They literally are actual Mexicans and Asians in everything but prescribed nationality which has nothing to do with genetics, biology, etc.

Again, you cannot talk about Mexican and Asian fighters then literally ignore fighters that are of that biological makeup because they were born in America

A 100% ethnic Somalian born in Sweden does not have the same melanin content as an actual original ethnic Swede

You're either going to have to concede you're being stupid or pathetically backtrack on what you mean by Mexican and Asian

Either way I've heemed you
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>>66614542
>nationality and race aren't the same thing

Literally what people have been telling you, bud
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Chuck Liddell would unironically beat jones
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>>66614335
>Nguyen
Anybody else stubbornly read/pronounce that as Nuh-Goo-Yen even though you know that's incorrect?
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>>66614642
Bruh latino and mexican aren't the same thing i just explained to you, look at Lous c.k. he's mexican but not latino

>>66614717
You mean what i've been explaining
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>>66614754
Yup. Their fault for having such silly names. You can't just slap two consonants together at the start of word like that.

Fucking savages.
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>>66614827
Don't ever talk of Francis Ngannou like that again
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>>66614772
You've literally been saying the opposite
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>>66614754
Isn't it like Un-Gwen or something
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>>66614848
>Nigannou
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>>66614868
If you aren't born and raised in mexico you aren't mexican, how is that hard to get? i bet you're italian or some shit and can't speak it
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>>66614772
Sure they're not the same thing. Not all Latinos are Mexican, but all Mexicans are Latino
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I'd like to see RDA vs Kebab
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>>66614995
>but all Mexicans are Latino

Not Lous c.k.
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>>66614875
I thought it was Nu-wen
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>>66614943
Your nationality won't be Mexican, but you can still be ethnically Mexican. If a Mexican couple moved to France and had a child that wouldn't change the fact that the child is ethnically Mexican
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Everything is ethnically African then since we originated from there
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>>66615037
Yeah, but he's a cuck so it's pretty much the same.
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>>66615307
>tfw niggers actually think everyones ancestor was a nigger because our ancestors come from africa
did you know that the egyptians were black, dey be comin from africa mang
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>>66615359
This is exactly my point faggot

WE BE MEXICANS AND SHIET
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>>66615307
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>>66615389
we wuz kangs ma nigga king toetintoetinkanmang wuz ma grey-grey-grey daddy family
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>>66609126
Cody Pfister is the embodiment of HEEM and it's not even up for debate
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>>66615459
>professional fighter
>lives on his own
>has a girlfriend

EMBODIMENT OF HEEM
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>>66612230
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>>66615491
>0% finish vs 100%
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>>66615491

>it's an another spic decision machine episode
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>>66615491
>0% finishes
Cut her Dana
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>>66615515
>asian girlfriend
>spergs out and is soft spoken
>gets BTFO by chad after a flurry of autism rage
>fails
i'd say it's pretty close
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>>66614669

t. dutch city moor's cousin
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https://youtu.be/qek0znBU5Is

looking for a fight episode 4 is up goofs
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>>66615529
yep.
only a 3 round fight too.
even joanna winds up breaking her hand every fucking fight trying to finish it
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Rate Daniel Cormier's banter on a scale from 1-10
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>>66610798
>>66612177
Don't forget about the Lethal Injection, Firing Squad, Noose, and Gas Chamber
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>>66615688
7 Above average, he at least tries to sell fights
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>>66615688
-3
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>>66615688
7 for effort
2 for execution
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>>66615709
Are we pretending
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>>66615742
this desu
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>>66615688
It goes from 8 to -10, sometimes it's great, sometimes it's the worst thing ever
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Goof wars
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>>66615709
Did you not say you want me to suck your dick, Jon?
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>>66615778

>He fell out of the ring Stew.
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>>66615491
Rose is coming to Florida for that fight. Unfortunately the shit hole that is Tampa. How do I win her heart?
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>>66615778
how gullible exactly are you lad?
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>>66615835
Thug life says you gotta beat Pat up in front if het
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>>66615782
>>66615749

Who's talked more shit about Jones than him?
Do you guys not remember the GOD TIER ESPN BANTS
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>>66615862
I was thinking a lifetime monthly kibbles and bits delivery from petco
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Anyone have a link to the original Aldo Edgar fight? Thanks
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>>66615901
Is your Fight Pass account not working?
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>>66615867
Nobody has talked more shit, but all the shit DC has talked has so far been cringe worthy as fuck. Dude's got the mindset of a middle school kid.
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>>66615915
whats Fight Pass?
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>>66615778
This puts WWE in shame.
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>>66615901

fightpass lad
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>>66615835

a free puppy
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>>66615990
is that filename joanna weight cut
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>>66614263
>>66614274

>not liking dogs

sandniggers detected
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>>66616017

my mums arse lad
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>>66615974
http://www.ufc.tv/video/jose-aldo-vs-frankie-edgar-ufc-156
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What happened to Serbia
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Official stream linking is one of the best heem memes
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>>66616072
you know the pit bull and the tight jeans

he should be fighting croatia
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>>66616094
It might be a meme to you but it's no laughing matter to me.
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post heem memes
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>>66616155
tom cruise is an official heem meme
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