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shit thread desu senpai
I like the oldy timey jerseys the best.
Mods literally deleting generals
Wow
>being anti-ayylien
>Finns panic control deletes thread when Bustkov gets exposed
MODS ARE ALIENS
Fuck Finland
So since everyone is presumably banned should I make the /s4s/ hoc?
fucking jannies fuck you
>>66608866
NO
STAY AND FIGHT
>>66608878
We can do both. The s4s would just be for those who got banned who can't discuss hockey here
The fuck did you guys do?
>>66608898
We posted about aliens and turned one of the threads into a roll thread to determine team Earth vs team Aliens
>>66608895
Don't be a faggot
is jamie benn a lock for the hart trophy?
>>66608917
>Stamklots over Zucc
You might have deserved it
>>66608898
Anon said there's a UFO near Jupiter
Next anon said the ayyy are coming to play earth in a Space Jam contest of hockey on Mars
Then we had fun and made a roster
>>66608939
Fuck off horse fucker nobody likes you
>>66608939
>being illiterate
poortugese rags fan detected
>>66608976
>Clots fan triggered
>Stamklots
>Stamleaves
>Stamfreeagency
>9 goals and 14 points in 11 career games against the hasb
Looks like poor little Desharnais will be bullied into submission yet again. I'm predicting 5-2 for Cats, Barkov with a modest 2+1 tonight
>>66608898
/hoc/ dindu nuffin
>>66608984
Not my fault fate screwed you into Stamkos
>>66608988
stupid horse fucker everyone knows you bandwagoned the blood clots last year
>>66609015
What is this horse fucker meme?
when will the league finally admit that erik defensebad does not deserve the norris?
>>66608999
Desharnais is not the Habs' number one centre though.
In any case, it is pic related who will light up the Habs tonight to further spite Marc Bergevin for not offering him a contract.
>>66609015
>the other options is the >rags
Can you blame him?
>Nucks get eliminated
>start winning all over the place, ruining their draft position
THEY CAN'T EVEN LOSE PROPERLY
>>66608866
>So since everyone is presumably banned should I make the /s4s/ hoc?
If they can't into ban evasions, they shouldn't be posting in /hoc/ desu senpai
> take an illegal hit
> don't sell it, act tough
> refs miss it
> take an illegal hit
> embellish so refs notice
> everyone calls you a diving faggot
Sometimes I hate hockey
>>66609322
They swept all the California teams
wtf cali we're better than that
>>66609417
>we
>us beaners
>>66609471
Yes? Hey bud I don't do the same thing you do calling all you cucks chinks
>"Unbelievable" - Jesse Puljujärvi (Edmonton Oilers 2016 1st round selection)
What did he mean by this?
>>66609417
>we
And now the Nucks are back at picking 6th, god fucking damnit.
And the remaining games are all against the Flames and Oilers
>>66609496
There are more chinks in california senpai
>>66609577
I know it's annoying, tell them to leave
>>66609530
>Saving a cat on CAMERA
What a fucking fame whore this guy is.
>NHL @NHL 39s39 seconds ago
>John Scott will make his @CanadiensMTL debut vs. @FlaPanthers tonight: http://s.nhl.com/6016BiLCO #FLAvsMTL
We did it reddit!
rate this move /hoc/
aliums
>>66610214
breddy gud for a career AHLer
>>66610237
>Vinny will never get to 1000 points
Fuck you Philthy you scummy fucks
>>66610454
His back was shit ever since his last years in Tampa, he could've played with Crosby and Ovi and still not gotten to 1000 points
>>66610549
He seems pretty good with the kongs. I hope Tampa retires vinnys number desu.
>>66610549
Yes he actually would have. He's gotten 17 points since joining the Kings, if he were with them or a team similar earlier he would have for sure
>>66610599
I have no doubt they will, he was their biggest player for over a decade and is a future Hall of Famer
>>66608933
No. He won't win it and he won't be close. Nice try
>>66610599
>>66610699
>Two Gretzky dubs
What does it mean?
>>66610599
>He seems pretty good with the kongs
he's a PP babby now
>>66610654
Vinny was shit with the Flyers for like 1.5 seasons, even if he was scoring at the rate he is now, it would have been close
>>66610737
Someone with dubs for a jersey number will win the Hart.
That would be Patrick Kane. The dubs have confirmed it
>>66610785
Still counts as good 2bh. PP is important
>>66610827
Nice drouin dubs
>>66610785
t. someone who hasn't actually watched him play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XokTRKbzjw
Look at this fucking play, it's gorgeous, he is one of the greatest ever at footwork with the puck.
Sure he's scored a lot of the PP but that's not really a bad thing, and he's still a good 3C and bring offense to the bottom 6 like nobody has in years for the Kings
>Hongcouver Cancucks can't even tank properly
Literally the worst franchise in the NHL
TORRES
>rags
>>66611085
That was a pretty move, but his possession numbers are absolutely abysmal. By far the worst on the Kings
>>66611740
Well good thing he plays on the best possession team in the league, he still scores more than pretty much anyone in the bottom 6 and makes the PP deadly
>>66611548
>>66611654
>>66611738
>rags
>>66611839
Andreoff, Dwight King, and Dustin Brown actually have a higher G/60
shit team
Shit fans
>>66612288
rape dubs
>>66612072
I don't care, Andreoff is not better than Vinny, King is more defensive minded than Vinny and doesn't make the same type of plays, Brown is Brown
>rags
>>66612324
Nobody gave you a permission to come here go to sleep
>>66612352
>not understanding stats
>>66612408
>citing individual possession stats
>thinks he won the argument
>>66612510
It's this kind of thinking that ensures no Canadian team will make the playoffs.
>rags
>>66612568
Its this kind of thinking which makes everyone laugh at clueless sunbelt "fans"
>>66612408
If it's the playoffs and they're down by a goal, Vinny would be out there, not Andreoff or King
>>66612657
You can't blame sandwiches if you don't make the playoffs, friend.
>>66612352
>I don't care
You're the one that argued Vinny is still an effective player m8
>>66612687
Does Andreoff come down when they're down two goals after Vinny turns it over in the neutral zone?
>>66612687
Right. When he's sheltered in the OZ and you have an extra skater on the ice to even the score, he's 'good' there.
But 5v5 during the other almost 60 minutes of the game he's a hindrance to any line you put him on. A literal anchor to his teammates.
>>66612709
You can't blame a flag for your ignorance of a sport, homes
>>66612847
>ignorance of a sport
That's funny coming from someone that ignores basic player stats.
Maybe if Canadians cared about things like numbers they'd have better teams (and make the playoffs).
>>66612908
>cites individual possession stats
>thinks they are meaningful out of context
your coach is canadian btw
>you
>>66612908
Canadians seem to be doing just fine.
>>66612986
How's this for context?
http://www.jewelsfromthecrown.com/2016/3/7/11171328/vinny-lecavalier-is-bad
>>66612847
>mad at sandwich
>>66613102
>http://www.jewelsfromthecrown.com/2016/3/7/11171328/vinny-lecavalier-is-bad
>an article that cites individual corsi in a singular game
Holy fuck buddy, just stop, I am cringing so hard right now
>>66612709
he's not blaming sandwiches, what the hell has possesion have to do with quality of play? it's like the other retarded argument, "omgthey have more shots, how can they be losing?".
>>66612820
Not really true, watch him play, he brings more offense than any of his linemates, not as good defensively but he has Doughty at the back end to back him up
A lot of his bad possession comes from 50/50 passes to the front of the net, sometimes the other team will get the puck in the scramble, sometimes his teammates will
If his possession stats mattered so much do you think Sutter, the most possession minded coach in the league, would constantly play him?
No, but Sutter probably realizes the advantage of the offense he brings
>>66613176
>an article that cites individual corsi in a singular game
where does it do this? its talking about a 10 game stretch
>>66613322
Kopitar had a 35% corsi against the stars what a shit player right LOL
>>66613378
ANZE
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Z
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>>66613139
>eat at publix
>die from a clot
>>66613430
>mad at sandwich
>>66613397
KOPIDAR
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>>66613176
>a singular game
If your reading comprehension is that bad, Canada might have more important problems than not making the playoffs.
>>66613210
I've seen him play. You have to shelter Vinny to ensure he doesn't turn it over in his own end or in the NZ. God help him if his line should ever ice the puck. He's the last player you want trying to get the puck out of his own zone.
>>66613378
>literally citing corsi from 1 game
And this is why you're stupid.
>>66613378
wtf are you on about? It doesn't even mention the Dallas Stars
>>66613448
>mad at a clot
Tampon gay everyone
STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT VINNY
Who's going to be the most assblasted about being eliminated from da cup?
>>66614286
Probably the hawks
>>66614195
>mad at meat
>mad at cheese
>mad at vegetables
>mad at bread
>Canada
>>66614286
philly
Their "fans" have been fucking retarded ever since their "team" have won for a month
guarantee they don't make the ploffs
>>66614286
>rags
When will Lundshit kill himself?
>>66614323
If anyone should be mad at sandwiches it should be you. That shit food ruined your chance at a cup, and cost you the final games of the best player in tampon gay clots history
>>66614286
Caps after leading the 1st round series 3-1 against the Flyers
>tfw can't reset the router so I have to post with my phone for couple of hours
Sucks desu all my good meme pics are on my computer
>>66614343
top jej, broons are so bootyblasted that they're going to miss the playoffs to a rebuilding team
Riggers got outrigged!
Riggers got outrigged!
Damn /hoc/, it feels so good. Gay-Bull Salzburg got memed all over by literally everything on the ice and even the TV-coverage made fun of a player of them
it feels so neat I can't believe it
>>66614426
>this has any bearing on stammers free agency
>laffs delusion
>>66614458
>>66614667
>clot butthurt
He was leaving before, but now he is leaving without even having a chance at a cup
really, REALLY funny imho
>>66614810
>laffs delusion
When are you guys picking up mcdavid?
>>66614839
>bolts buttpain
delicious
I don't even think stamkos will come to the leafs tbqh. Guaranteed to leave the clots though
From the last thread:
Team Earth:
Benn - Crosby (C) - Stamkos
Ovechkin - Datsyuk (A) - Malkin
Tavares - Toews - Kane
Giroux - Kopitar - Seguin
13th F: Hall
Keith - Karlsson (A)
Weber - Doughty
OEL - Pietrangelo
7th D: Subban
Price
Lundqvist
3rd G: Quick
14 Canadians
3 Swedes
3 Russians
2 Americans
1 Slovenian
0 Finns (unsurprisingly)
Crosby obviously gets the C, with the other 2 As going to a Russian and Swede so they can have leadership roles to their respective countrymen.
>that Russian line
Would you make any changes, lads?
>>66615176
switch Datsyuk for Pavelski
switch Subban for Burns
>>66615176
>Karlsson
replace with literally anyone, and why the fuck would he have the A anyway?
post yfw due to complications with the blood thinner medicine steven stamkos loses his arm and is forced to retire
>>66615346
>yzershit finally gives in to stammer
>signs him for 10x8
>stamkos goes back for one more pubsub, gets blood clot and loses arm
>tampon gay clots fans fw
why are there so many issues with blood clots? aren't they athletes?
>>66614604
>mad
>at energy drinks
>>66615426
American diets
>>66615346
>yfw Stamkos gets a bionic arm and now with the ability to shoot the puck at over 200mph wins the Rocket Richard every year until he retires
This obsession with Tampa is too much lads
>>66615426
Some people have blood that is naturally thicker/more likely to clot. I'm guessing that doing something strenuous like professional hockey makes it more likely to happen. My grandfather has some sort of blood disorder that causes clotting and it didn't happen to him until he was in his 70s because he was white collar.
>>66615560
you wouldn't be mad at memes would you?
>>66615595
>extra meme attention
I love it
>Datsyuk skipping out on the last year of his contract to go play in the KHL, leaving the Wings with a $7.5M cap hit
KeK
>>66615176
Wtf is that Karlsson? Why would he have the A over Toews, Kopitar, Weber, or Giroux?
>>66615463
This. Semen diets thin the blood, which is why you don't see soccer players getting blood clots.
>>66615608
>wongs
>>66615608
>wings barely make it into playoffs
>get swept in 5 in the first round
>"I don't want to be dog, goodbye" :DDD
>Datsyuk leaves
>"Hey guys, I'm feeling like I could play again."
>Franzen starts to skate, plays a single game at the beginning of the season in the fall
>wongs end up with a cap about $12 million below the rest of the league as a result of Datsyuk leaving, Franzen playing, and Weiss' buyout hit
How hard do they tank at that point?
>Playoff time
>Get invited to any kind of social event at all not involving the game
Fucking faggots, when it's playoffs I don't want to do literally anything other than watch the game
>yfw stamclot dies
>>66615683
>they don't tank because muh playoff streak
>still miss playoffs
>get shit draft pick
just
>>66615703
>ploffs soon
>have to carry two group projects, write a couple papers and take some finals
ITS NOT FAIR
>>66615683
Add the cap recapture penalty from Z retiring early and it looks even funnier
Fuck Finland
>>66615703
>tfw no social life master race
Gonna be fun watching every ploff game and posting in the game threads
>>66615798
>fuck finland for ants
>>66615810
I just have one day where I have to go to something, really hope there is no game that day that I care about, I look forward to ploffs all year, it's like Christmas in the spring for me
>>66609351
I agree desu senpai
>tfw adult league championship on ploff gameday
fuck adult league
>>66614604
HOORAY! I'm happy for you guys
>>66614286
hawks swept in 3 in the second round
>>66615426
Yeah but thats the price of having Publix deli sandwichs. Not worth it IMO they taste like ass.
>>66615608
>implying they would be better with him
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66615454
it's not about the drink it's about the sports team sponsored by it
>>66616065
this was the mocking of the player (he was benched for getting a game deciding Misconduct in game 2 of the PO)
it literally says: Brett Sterling, Time on ice: 0:00, Shifts: 0:00
LMAO
>bolts fans get publix embedded into their meme culture
>when made fun of for it, they imply people are mad about sandwiches to deflect
that's some jewish-tier trickery there
>yfw the Bolts get swept in the first round and Yzerman commits suicide in the press box on live television
>>66616240
top bantz
>>66616240
Wait a minute I know him from when he was in wilkes barre and got to play on the depleted pens team that happens every year kek.
>5'7
>when will they learn
>>66616248
>literally obsessed with a sandwich
>you're taking time out of your day to get angry at sandwiches on a Zimbabwe Zither tuning forum
>>66616276
>*assassinates Ken Holland and assumes control of the Red Wings
>>66616303
and on top of it the TV-channel is belongs to red bull so they are literally mocking their own player
>>66616336
his name is Brett Sterling, being the biggest nigger in our league, getting away with chopping off another players finger and inetionally punching a ref in the face
he gets hit every shift (in other games he plays) he has, refs fuck him (cause he hit another ref and didnt get a single game for it) and now he even got benched
I despise this man with every fibre in my body
>all these people hating on the Bolts
>implying they wouldn't wreck your faggot team
>implying your goalie is half as good as Bishop
>thinking we need Stamkos or Starlman to win
>not even our best forward or defenseman
>not realizing the Bolts are going to win the Stanley Cup
>i fucking dare anyone to prove me wrong
>implying I couldn't literally kick anyone's ass in this whole thread
>implying I wouldn't rape your sister and mom in front of you then finish in your mouth and make you drink my cum
>thinking I haven't been to jail before
>thinking I'm afraid to go back
>>66616454
didn't the islels mop the floor with the clots last night?
>>66616454
>>66616343
>this absolute anus annihilation
Need some butt cream for your ass pain bro?
Dubs and Don Cherry dies of an aneurysm when no Canadians are selected in the top 4
I think I'll support wild in the play offs
>>66616684
Not for long ;^)
pic related beats publix meme sandwiches with ease
>>66616684
Have fun with your 5 playoff games
sorry wongs,heh, leave the playoff berth to me, kid. nothing personnel....
>>66616724
This statement is true
>>66616454
LEX IS DAT U
Who would you rather see bumped from the wild card slot?
Broons?
Cryers?
>>66616745
is this as far as autism goes
>>66616745
eminem told me, "you can do anything you set your mind to, man."
if claude giroux is sooo good, then how come no cups
>Possible playoff clinch game
>Isles start Gibson in net
>6-0 before the second
fire Fred fucking Flinstone already.
>>66616769
Definitely cryers
>>66616854
>against the caps
like you had a chance anyways
Draisaitl
>>66616875
What little chance we had is now gone. Not saying its gonna cost us the game but still a stupuid decision give a goalie his first NHL start against the best team in the league.
Team earth now includes players from all time
All players, even current players, over the age of 32 are age 32 now
Build your roster.
>>66616240
That's like saying it's not about the sandwiches it's about the sports team defined by them
>>66616922
Can I have 12 Gretzkys?
>>66615467
I PITY THE FOOL
>>66616745
just like last year right
>>66616940
>projecting your anger at sandwiches onto a team
>>66616959
One of each, dicknuts
Try to avoid the obvious Orr Lidstrom pairing
>tfw your game pizza doesn't come with the extra garlic dipping sauce you demanded
good thing i didn't tip the smelly beaner that delivered it lol
>New York Rangers @NYRangers 2h2 hours ago
>Ryan McDonagh will be sidelined indefinitely with an upper body injury. He will not dress in any of the 3 remaining regular season games.
TOP KEK
>rags
>>66615176
I don't think Crosby is a very good captain desu.
Give the C to Toews or Datsyuk.
>giving Karlsson an A over Toews, Doughty, Keith, Weber or Kopitar.
>>66617061
>rags
>>66615608
This rumor is completely unfounded. Go fuck yourself.
>rags fans accept their memeing with stoicism
>clots start screaming about sandwiches
you guys are embarrassing
>>66617113
Dats should not be captain. He doesn't speak good English. On that team I think he hardly needs to be assistant either.
Add jagr, he's captain. Lundpads assist, Crosby assist because he's used to being a leader
>>66617288
bruins and canes thread
>>66615798
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>>66617228
desu I'd just make it Toews. I think he's the best C in the NHL.
If Jagr is on the roster then he gets the C
Islanders vs. Capitols
>>66617348
>>66617348
>>66617348
Join the comfy game thread
>>66617061
>shit team
>lightning players dropping like flies
never eat at publix
>@Real_ESPNLeBrun The hits keep on coming for the Lightning. Hedman and Callahan both out tonight. Both day to day
A Y Y L M A O
Y
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wow, losing in the finals really destroyed the bolts didn't it
I guess you could say
The storm has passed
>Isles taking massive injuries before the playoffs
Why god why?
So do I watch bruins get cucked out of a berth or caps stomp NY?
>>66617582
the latter, join the comfy game thread
>>66617348
>>66617348
>>66614321
>Being this wrong about Chicago fans.
If the Hawks don't win we'll be upset but given how up and down they've been we're bracing for the inevitable already
Why do they call Ovi the great ape? is it because he looks like a monkey?
>>66617686
because he is bananas
>Ovie against an already struggling team that is starting a goaltender who has appeared in one game so far
Kane's chance to catch him in goals is over.
>>66617182
>he's still getting angry about sandwiches
Calm down m8
>>66617729
Its not over until the final horn on Saturday sounds!
>>66617829
What if Kane passes him on Saturday but Ovie takes back the lead on Sunday?
>>66617852
If Ovi is playing Sunday someone is a colossal idiot
Where's the fucking Lightning Rangers game thread
>>66617938
make one then faget
>>66617977
fuck you I don't make threads
>>66617983
Lazy faggots fuck you guys I'm done making the threads every time. All you have to do is post the teams in the name field pick a random picture and write some random bullshit down
>mfw
>>66608999
>>66618056
Pens at sens
I accidentally made the thread on /ck/ first lmao
>br00ns
>r45k
>>66618081
i hope a sniper kills jimmy hayes from the stands
>Slater Koekkoek
How did we miss this, lads?
>>66608999
how do you pronounce his name?
BARKOV IS HELLA ELITE
>>66618141
pæ-dĕb-ïnts
>>66618041
just make it faggot
>>66618141
Debnts
>rags
>rags
Down our best offensive player, top 2 defensemen, and Callahan and we're up 2-0
>our
>cant even gamethread
I bet there's more players on the team than fans
>>66618236
Do I have to say it?
PUBLIX
U
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>>66618255
that stamkos is leaving? I don't think so since everyone already knows
>>66618292
>Mad
>At
>Sandwiches
So what's canada watching next week? The jays?
>a New York team doesn't have enough fans to bother to make a gamethread
>>66618307
lol
>>66618307
I would guess the playoffs. Non sunbelt fans watch a lot of games
>>66618292
Yeah, they know he ain't leaving
>>66618316
this game is too brutal or us to want to make a game thread
>rags getting beat by a team missing 4 of their best players
>>66618316
We already clinched. We don't give a fuck about this game.
>>66618388
>rags
Although you have to know the raggots are really injured too injuries arent an excuse this time of year
>>66618456
I don't think the Rags injuries compare. Stamkos, Hedman, Stralman and Callahan are pretty big hits.
>>66618456
Wew lad they're no where near as injured as the bolts
>>66616822
He's pretty good. No better than that.
>>66617113
Your opinion sucks dick.
make a gamethread
fucking sunbelt shits
RIP Barkov's beautiful teeth ;_;
More Tanner Glass shenanigans
>>66618479
>>66618476
Where did I say they were equally injured you retarded meth heads? gearing up your postseason loss excuses already?
Keep your fucking head up. Fucking retard. That wasn't even a dirty hit. Hopefully they suspend Glass, since he blows ass, but that Lightning tard deserved every bit of that hit.
hope that motherfucker gets suspended
>>66618574
Are you fucking retarded
