PUCK DROPS SOON
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
GO KINGS GO!!!
Let's start this thread with some comfy, shall we? Here's for the Canuckbros who didn't make the playoffs this year
I just don't hate the Nucks like I used to
30th past #30 :^)
Home just in time
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
30-goal season for the Top Titty!
Atta boy toff, pretty big deal for a player on the Kings to get 30
Is this game on the normal FSW channel? Because somehow this is being shown on a MLB extra innings channel on TWC.
Damn it, Doty
>>66600000
digits
...damn it
>>66600241
Lack of coverage...noticed two Kings on one Canuck in front of the net, knew there was going to be a goal. You can't have stupid breakdowns like that, even against a team that doesn't seem to care very much right now.
yay for allowing late goals -_-
So I guess there aren't any Vancouver fans in this thread, eh? Not even Kippers is here. Looks like it'll be a comfy thread unless the Kings start getting BTFO
>>66600406
Kings are in dgaf mode, looking forward to the Ducks game. Probably already sizing up the Preds or Shorks for the first round. Would be nice to win a division though
So what's the deal with Martinez? I heard he was "banged up". Also, good to see Versteeg back, but I'd rather have Gabbo healthy. McBain looks pretty good, too.
66600468
Who would you rather see in the plofs first, Shorks or Preds?
go kings go
Where to buy adult sized diapers with king logos on them?
>>66600498
Whoops. Somehow lost the >>
>>66600523
Ask a Ducks fan, they're into shit like that. They're a Disney team, after all.
I can never get my cooking times right, I always throw it in the oven at just the wrong time, now I'm gonna miss half this period.
>>66600498
AMart is day to day with a non specified injury. Not serious
>>66600576
Its not that they are into diaper shit, its the constant bumfucking the receive that makes using them a necessity
>>66600648
Thought about making some food myself, but I have learned from past mistakes: I never try to cook something during the intermissions unless it's microwave food.
Don't worry, guys. The Kings are only pretending to suck. The don't want to win the division. What has that ever done for them?
>>66600648
what you making?
>>66600751
Created plenty of laughs when division rivals raise banners for regular season acheivements
>>66600683
One day I'll figure this out, I just hope I don't have to learn the lesson by missing an amazing play
>>66600752
Chicken and sweet potato, nothing fancy.
>>66600824
Just listen on the radio or stream it from the kitchen.
>>66600888
Oh I can stream the audio, but listening to an amazing play is just not the same as watching it happen live.
>>66600923
>kings
>amazing plays
Come on now. Don't kid yourself.
Kings caught with 2 men on one in front of their own net AGAIN and Quick has to bail them out. How do they keep making this same mistake? They're fucking professionals.
>not going hungry until the game is over
Nothing should come between a man and his team.
>>66600923
get a stream going on your phone~
>>66600975
Hey come on, we've had a few this season...
that one was pretty enough for me~
Wew lads Andreoff to Clifford scarrrrrrr
Based goon connection
Is King shit now?
BIG RED DOG!!!
>>66601211
Streaky. When he is skating well he's doing work along the boards grinding it out. Doesn't always end up on the box score
>>66601211
He's a board player. His role is to keep control on the low and mid boards in both zones. He's not a scoring player, but he can score if he gets a chance (kind of like Clifford).
Dumb penalty
Looks like we are gonna have to earn this one
>>66601458
You just described the whole Kings team except Trevor Lewis because he's trash. (Maybe that's why they have trouble scoring goals.)
Well, the college apehoop game was pretty great.
Lets get our first third straight win of the year against teams who give absolutly zero fucks about beating us because were not a playoff team and fuck up our chances at a good draft pick.
Canuck PRIDE YO
For fuck sake. Can the Kings pretend to play defense in the last minute.
GOD DAMN IT
Oh for fucks sake!
Jesus fucking Christ
Guys. Hey guys. Is this an exhibition game? Because it seems like an exhibition game. Neither team seems to give a shit.
Looking like the Shorks bros, how are we planning to cuck them this time?
>give them a 3 game lead and false sense of security
Or
>win every game in OT
Or
>sweep them outright
All scenarios end in us winning the cup because fuck you
>>66602078
I wish we could do all three at once
>>66602078
Sweep them in six.
>>66602078
I just want to see that look of complete devastation on Thornton's face again. It doesn't matter how it happens.
>>66602078
I forgot to add
>go up 3-0 then let them tie the series just for giggles then blow them out in game 7
>>66602381
>Joe "WAKE ME UP" Thornton
>not eternally dead inside
>>66602381
>>66602475
>>66602078
>implying
Sharks win in 4, Kings are fucking garbage this year. Get ready to watch Doyers, spics.
QUICK ANGRY!
Kings once again prove they are a bunch of soft fucking babies.
>>66602591
Quick always fucking spergs our when he plays Canucks.
Last year he was challenging lack, the night before they were eliminated by the flim flams
>>66602633
>just letting people take liberties
>>66602645
He's of simple mind. He only knows hockey, eating and breathing. Leave him alone.
Barely been to any nucks threads this year, not surprised there is no FUCKING LEAFs in here, Canada in general is in full damage control this year.
>>66602645
He spergs out in every game, he's just a fucking baby
>>66602663
>puck is loose
>whistle has not blown
>one hand stab
"Liberties"
Quicks a fucking whiny bitch
>>66602730
>mad at other men getting mad
>wahhhhhhhh why aren't you letting us win
Every kings player right now
>>66602761
Yet you get mad when I get mad at you being here illegally and when I vote for Trump
>>66602761
>mad at other men getting mad at other men getting mad
>>66602798
Your first mistake was thinking they care
Toffoli or however you spell his shit name looks like he's constantly taking a dick in his faggot ass, god damn he's ugly
>Seattle has more cup wins than Vancouver
>>66602798
No, we're too busy being pissed at the Kings for not not showing up to any game since they clinched to complain about the way other teams are playing
>>66602838
Judging by this "performance" I guess I did over estimate how much they care
>>66602825
>mad at me also voting Trump
>>66602837
>mad at me for getting mad at you for being mad at me for you getting mad at other people getting mad at mad people
>>66602798
>whining about other people whining
>>66602894
>whining about other people whining about people whining
>>66602892
Nice, how bad do you think Trump will win Cali? Looks pretty good 2bh, I just got my voter certificate in today. Riverside country here.
>>66602913
le ebic xD
This is embarrassing, enjoy your 4 extra games
I'll give you two reasons why Canuck banter is meaningless.
>>66602940
I dunno but I want to see people get mad at me for voting for an absolute madman trying to make America great again
>>66602958
Epic*
I got your back chad
>>66602981
Enjoy your tee time
>>66602994
I think Lyin' Ted has no support here, I can see Trump taking home all 172 delegates even
We'll call a truce when we're MAGA, then it's back to being bitter hokkei rivals
>>66603023
>implying I play on the canucks
Went golfing yesterday guy
Come the fuck on Kings
>>66603055
>tfw republican vote doesn't mean shit in Cali during the real election
Fucking norcal REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66603103
Do you think we have enough bern victims to potentially turn Cali red when they abstain from voting for Killary? Might happen bro.
>>66603135
Nah, the cuck is strong with them, Hillary is a professional femcuck, they'll probably vote for her
Silver medal winner is out duelling the 4th placer
>>66603182
True, plus Hillary has the minority vote on lock
>>66603135
could happen, im a """democrat""" in los angeles ill be voting for trump over hillary
I'm getting mad at Miller right now
>>66603197
Quick gave up one goal against Canada, thats the only game that mattered
>>66603207
Awesome man, glad to have you. My mom is a democrat too, also voting for Trump.
I'm registered Republican. I don't understand why anyone would vote Democrat in California. Fucking disgusting authoritarians in this state. I have voted Democrat in presidential elections though.
>>66603236
Maybe to you guys
>>66603285
State is fucked, too late to fix it
>>66603285
Yeah, haven't democrats JUST'd the fuck out of LA?
Big chance here with that penuldy
>>66603308
They've mismanaged a lot of cities. They spend like crazy. I've been lucky to live in a pretty red city. The housing market got hit hard during the crash but the city managed it well. Basically halted all house construction. They also bought a bunch of land surrounding the city so it can only grow a certain amount. Based council also shot down a proposal to rezone Magic Mountain so they could demolish it and build houses.
>>66603308
the downfall was the stinky bean and dindu inflation
>>66603358
>>66603362
Our governor may as well be Trudeau honestly
>>66603080
Fucking pathetic game by the Kings. Looked like a fucking minor league hockey team. Seriously, WTF?
Just like in 2014 the kings look like ass after they clinch baka.
>Kongs rolling into the playoffs like
