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Miracle on Mars edition
>>66594444
>quads edition
>>66594470
So, she's 12 or something?
Fucking disgusting
literally GOAT thread
>>66594470
the frog has a micropenis
until this is fixed, i can only laugh at people that use this image as an insult
>>66594444
/hoc finds a way
>>66594557
how do you know? lol
>not a single Mild player will play for Earth
>>66594617
>"planet of hockey"
>>66594617
>state of hockey
>no members of team earth
kek
KEK
>>66594583
look at the frogs penis. no girth and the girl has all of it in her mouth. pencil dick/micropenis
100% serious here guys, no memeing, what are the pens chances of winning the stan lee? We all know the capitals will choke their way out of the playoffs so they arent a problem. Who's a legit threat to stop the red hot pongs?
>>66594637
She might be deepthroating
>aliums arrive to challenge Earth to a hockey match to determine whether we are allowed to continue ruling ourselves, or whether we must submit to alium overlords
>because we foolishly broadcast Space Jam, they know to scout around to the league for talent
>unfortunately, they hear about the so-called "State of Hockey" and immediately go to investigate
>upon seeing innumerable acts of paedophilia, they immediately retreat to their spaceships, exit the solar system, and blow up our sun to save the rest of the galaxy from the most abusive and autistic group of "people" they have ever seen
>mfw Pedosota is responsible for the loss of all life on Earth
>>66594637
does it matter though? frog looks confident as fuck and his penis is inside gir's penis.
>>66594684
whoever comes out of the west, most likely kongs
>>66594684
M-A Fleury.
>>66594704
*mouth
>>66594684
You mean apart from the pongs themselves? Probably the >rags or the blots.
Is hockey for poor white trash?
AYY LMAO
>>66594696
>"state of hockey" getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66594750
>requires thousands of dollars of gear
>ice time and camps
>"poor only"
No, not even close.
>>66594829
I wonder if its the most expensive major sport to play
>>66594869
Easily
>barkov will never ever again update his blog because of his new blonde gf
>>66594869
Depends on what you define as a major sport, but horse related sports and car/MC-related can be pretty damn expensive.
>>66594959
That made me wonder, is there a /polo/ on /sp/ or /asp/?
>>66594935
iktf
Here, have a Teemu with cheese on his head :)
Team Earth forward corps?
Ovechkin-Crosby-Kane
Benn-McDavid-Gaudreau
Hall-Malkin-Seguin
Stamkos-Kopitar->bill
>>66595002
Pretty fucking dank lad
>planet of hockey
>>66595002
Why break up Benn and Seguin?
>>66595002
Selänne-Barkov-Kurri
Filppula-M.Koivu-Jutila
Lehtinen-S.Koivu-Peltonen
Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
literally unbeatable
>>66595052
Good point, maybe swap Seguin and Gaudreau.
>>66595002
>putting an injured player in the lineup
Why not just traffic cone on the ice? Or are you going to ask the Ayy Lmaos to wait a couple of months until he can play again?
>>66595002
Since this is a meme tournament isn't there a place for the Huberdeau/Barkov/Jagr line?
>steven "mc ribless" stamkos
>>66595125
most dominant line in the NHL desu
>>66595121
Depends how fast they make it to Earth. Jupiter isn't exactly next door.
>>66595002
Datsyuk 4th line
Where jagr
>>66595156
Since we don't know how fast they can travel, we shouldn't bet on someone who will be out a couple of months. At least choose a backup to bring in if needed
>>66595228
Traveling at the speed of meme they should be here about a month after the final
>>66595228
Backup = Tarasenko
>only one interesting game on tonight
>>66595159
lel no
>>66595263
So just go watch your faggy animu instead
>>66595301
>anime
>being dumber than Cirno
Probably a bandwagon fan.
>>66595237
What if they find a meme hole? Then they could possibly be here in less than 5 days
>>66595255
Thanks, now I'll be able to to to bed and feel safe
Ghost Bear doesn't hold up against Eichel or McDavid for the ROTY award. He only started being good just now. McDavid will probably get it. He's had a more noticeable impact on his team than any other rookie.
>>66595333
>implying i even know what that is
lel nerd
>>66595339
I never considered that
Panic lads the ayyyyys could be here before we're at full meme
>>66595395
Jokes on you, nerds actually contribute to society.
>>66595350
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66595406
BRAD, BRING OUT THE FINNS
>>66595416
>being a weeb
I mean, I love Akira as much as the next guy, but posting little girls? Come on, son.
>>66595416
Yes, they make the rest of us look better
>tfw people use "mild"
>>66595442
Madotsuki's age isn't ever specified, and I don't jack off to chinese cartoons.
>>66595485
would you rather be called pedosota?
Going to leave my life in your hands now, North America. I hope I have a /hoc/ to wake up to tomorrow. Good night
ANIME FAGS ARE RUINING THE THREAD
GET OUT
>>66594444
/hoc/ always gets the gets
Bruins Flyers Red Wings
which two make it?
>>66595672
Wings and Flyers. Bruins are choking hard the past two weeks.
>>66594718
Their backup is even better.
>>66594684
idk but this feels very similar to 2013, and 2011, and well I'm fully prepared for disappointment.
>>66595672
Flylels and Wongs
>>66595002
Vlasic-Doughty
Karlsson-Hedman
Suter-Burns
>>66594869
>hockey
>major sport
>>66595637
Tampa NY stream where?
Did the Habs choke harder than any franchise ever in the history of all sports?
>>66595717
>not bringing Duncan "Interplanetary Bobby Clarke" Keith
>tfw my team is about to get cucked by a meme team
>>66595717
Keith over Karlsson
Weber over Suter
>>66595797
John "The Living Meme" Scott
>>66595797
>mass bans incoming
Careful, friend. Might want to make a thread in /s4s/ and cross post it here.
>>66595432
How long until the Oilers break his spirit?
>>66595797
Prime Bure.
>>66595797
Kucherov get
>>66595828
I doubt either of the Finns will be Oilers. If they get 1st overall, I see them taking Matthews. If they don't, they'll probably trade the pick.
>>66595797
bill kessel
>>66595845
Our defense is fucked, anal probes here we come.
>>66595797
BILL
BILL
BILL
>>66595797
brad marchand :^)
>>66595797
Lundqvist and you know it
>>66595797
McMeme
>>66595002
all meme line
Puljujarvi - McDavid - Barkov
>Publix confirmed for blood clots
>>66595870
chart maker here, i will only add forwards to forward spots (rw c or lw doesn't matter) d to d and tends to tends
>>66595888
>McMeme
>starting goalie
>mfw
>>66595888
>meat and potatoes in nets
lel
>>66595797
Bobby Orr
>>66595843
magnifico! mwah!
>>66595797
Erik Karlsson
>>66595915
nice
>>66595797
Tyler Kennedy
>>66595797
tuukka :DD
>>66595925
>>66595888
>>66595845
>this "defense"
oh dear
>>66595797
OEL
>>66595797
Zach Parise
>>66595797
Gally 2bh
>>66595797
Prime Hasek
>>66595797
show me kucherov
>>66595797
Tim Thomas
>>66595797
Alesknader Oveskhkin deser ves a plase on team earht. I will bring many tackles and shoots to teh team. giv me a god cneteman that can passist to me we are victorous. aluminium not stand a change if yuo give krospy or mäcDave to my centemran.
>>66595904
>hating fun
>>66595797
Prime Gretzky
>>66595797
>>66595955
>McDavid in net
>Kucherov on D
>OEL playing forward
We're doomed, lads. It's gonna be 9/11 x1000.
>>66595797
Linus Omark
>>66595797
Forsberg
>>66595970
re rol I want make team I lose plyoff to get tame pls selekt me
>>66595797
Pronger
>>66595797
donald brashear
>>66595797
John Scott
>>66595993
Marchand is also playing D
>>66595797
eric lindros post concussion
>>66595974
ok fine ill meme it up. give me a sec here to update
>>66595797
>kneelander
>>66595970
i need on team no way to winnig if no elit goal makers on
>>66595970
reeeeeeeeeeeek I want be chosen one that lead erath to viktory
>>66595797
Stamkos get
>>66595797
threerolling for >kneelander
>>66595797
Brodin for d
>>66595797
Ovechmeme
>>66595995
McMeme-Omark tandem is ELITE
>>66595797
amanda kessel
>>66595797
semin
>>66595797
BRAD "ELITE" MARCHAND
>>66595797
>>66596065
alesknader oveksinh will bring honor to team eart! no need for erk karlosson when got ovie play dewense
Ben Bishop as a forward
>>66596078
im going to be mad if >kneelander doesnt get to play
>>66596081
>killing hoc
why?
>>66595797
hillary knight
>>66595797
Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl
>>66595797
got to have elite center in Barkov there. He can also write about the games in his blog.
>>66596105
>ben bishop as a 1st pairing D
wew
>>66595797
Dallas Stars
>finnish goaltending
Come join us in the comfy Isles vs Bolts thread
>>66596118
>>66596118
>>66596081
xD ebin menes my friend, consider urself cucked motherfucker :D
>blots become the clots
what happened to their playoff chances?
>>66595797
Eric Boulton next
>>66595797
Leon "the Skating Holocaust" Draisaitl
>>66595775
>>66595775
>>66595159
Love me some Datsyuk be he's too old now
>>66595797
amanda kessel.
>>66595797
final for >kneelander
>>66595717
Keith instead of Karlsson
>>66596144
dammit serbia
>>66595797
Prime Lanny MacDonald
>>66596142
Let's see if they can beat the isles
>>66595797
John Scott
Kopitar, Toews, or Bergeron for Selke this year?
>>66595797
Evander Kane
>>66596194
Final vote count will go Bergeron, then Kopitar then Toews
>>66595797
John Madden
update
>>66596194
Bergeron, Kopitar will be 2nd, Toews shouldn't even be in the discussion
Reminder
No padsbabby goalers on Earth
>>66596174
>doubting Eric "hat trick" Goalton
>Claude Julian getting exposed again
Told you fags.
Would /hoc/ rather have a franchise center or defenseman?
>>66596241
>CLAUDE JULIEN IS THE PROBLEM
GO FUCKING DIE FELGER YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66596259
added.
>ovie and kucherov 3rd pairing
wew
>>66596222
lundqvist
>>66596222
>that D corps
>>66596282
>tfw Dman Ovie will win Norris and Richard and single-handedly change the way D is played like Bobby Orr once did
>>66596222
Autistic Matthews
>>66596277
Lmao he is 40% the problem, just as I predicted.
Rask is another 40%.
>>66596222
POOLJEW JARWHEE GET
>>66596222
Gordie Howe
>>66596222
Darnell Norris
>>66596268
it is updated and accurate i believe, bishop got 05 before e kane, they just didn't quote my image
>>66596105
>>66596222
Bill
>>66596222
john tortellini
>>66596222
Georges Laraque
>>66596374
post the updated one then
>clots
>>66596222
92 goal season Gretzky
>>66596219
I think Kopi is having a better year, more points, best plus minus in the league, and the Kings leading scorer, and he's helping his team stay at the top or near the top of the division
>>66596222
Trottier
>>66596222
Henrik Lundqvist
>>66596222
Bill needs to be on the team
>>66596427
Selke is a reputation award. Voters are really bad at awarding to the most deserving
>>66596222
Miroslav Satan
rip hoc for three days then
gn
>>66596222
B I L L
I
L
L
>>66596265
Both, you mean to tell me your team doesn't have both?
>>66596222
rick dipietro
update maybe, idk I'm trying to keep up
>>66596222
Brent Gretzky
>>66596510
Bure dubs
>>66596510
ovi got 65 before kneelander
>>66596222
>>66596510
Le Can't Skate or Score Man
>>66596510
Bill for center
>Lecavalier 51 points away from 1000
>He'll never get it
Fuck you Philthy
>>66596510
le can't skate or score man
>>66596510
rob scuderi
>>66596527
you're right fixed
>>66596510
Jagr
kneelander
Rolling for nicklas backstrom(the goalie)
>>66596594
re
>>66596510
Yakupov
>>66596510
Andrew Cogliano
>>66596510
rick dipietro
Bill
rolling for Phil the Thrill
>>66596613
still re
pls bill
>>66596510
Jamie Vardy
>>66596510
gotta have gary butman in the lineup
B I L L
>>66596510
Cloned Connor McDavid
Matthew Carle
cock mike
>>66596510
marc savard
>>66596510
Matt Cooke
leicester
>>66596510
shane cuckovich
>>66596510
>>66596510
Raffi
>torres
>>66596717
KIWI
I
W
I
also roll for vinny
>>66596731
We got a winner1
>>66596510
Tanned glass
>>66596711
ayyy /lifelong fan
>>66596510
Vincent Lecavalier
>>66596740
re for vinny
>>66596510
Manlet St. Louis
ghost of derrick boogard
C O C K M I K E
O
C
K
M
I
K
E
>>66596510
vinny
>>66596510
Who's coaching this clown show?
>>66596510
Gretzky
>>66596825
tortellini, don't even need to roll for that
roll for Patrik Stefan
Mikke Granlund
>>66596510
The Generational Talent, Joe Thornton.
>>66596510
Daigle
>>66596825
good point ill add that in when i post next update
also Vinny get
>>66596510
Dick Rash
Ok heres the update. Also vinny will be on this team
Vincent Lecavalier
mikke granlund
>>66596911
ELITE
>>66596893
le can't skate or score man
>>66596929
kek. show me zuc
>>66596893
Andrew Cogliano
mikael granlund
Zuc
mikeal granlund
>>66596893
Erik Karlsson is elite
