get in here lads
LETS GO REDLEGS
>>66592717
I must live vicariously through the Reds because Injuns don't get to play today
The Phillies are going to suck ass this year.
But God it feels good to get to watch them suck ass again. I missed baseball.
>cuban defector for a pitcher
>>66592734
>opening day in cincinnati goosebumps
It begins.
Is it just me or does the lettering on the phillies uniforms look way different.
REDS GONNA RED
Glad Herrera hasn't changed at all. Foul away 3 or 4 then strike out at a garbage pitch
does anyone else hear a clicking when the pitcher releases?
>>66592926
Nah he fouls away 5 now
>>66592962
They time between pitches now, could be that
>Howard
just end it man...
aaaaaand Howard grounds out first pitch.
baka.
The Boys of Summer are back.
lmao tardinals at the bottom of the division
howard already in midseason form i see
>the only stream available is the shitty CSN Philadelphia crew instead of based Thom and Chris
cozart is NOT worthless
gonna be a good year reds bros
i can feel it
>>66593056
>not being able to watch on Fox Sports Ohio
I feel for you <3
>Kozár
>Howard
lmao
>Howard
really dude
>>66593087
Watching with volume down. Need based Marty play by play
I knew it was going to be bad but... fuck...
>votto
>Iglesias
He needs to develop more in AAA.
JUST
>Igleshitas
WEW
E
W
WE'RE WINNING?
WE'RE WINNING!
>great american small park
Fucks sake...
>>66593446
Don't act too surprised, you're playing the 2016 Reds.
>this is the ace
>>66593490
I legit think we'll win less than 30 games this year. I don't remember a Cincy roster this shitty and I've been a fan since the 80s.
It looks like howard doesn't give a fuck anymore
>>66593525
>win less than 30 games this year
That would be historically bad. No team has won less than 36 since 1919 and no team has won less than 30 since 1899.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_worst_Major_League_Baseball_season_records
In reality, we'll be lucky if the Reds win 60 games.
>>66593625
It's 2-1 in the 3rd inning of the first game. Have a little optimism. I know we aren't winning the world series but damn...
>>66593667
I think you completely missed the point of my post.
>talking about season records on opening day
jesus christ guys save the pessimism for june, just be happy baseball is back.
>>66593667
yea but these are the two worst teams in the league
>>66593755
i hope you aren't actually serious
>>66593796
What teams are worse? Braves? Broors?
Also,
>Cozart doing things
>>66593832
>Broors
That.
Plz someone post the link to a stream of the Reds broadcast
>>66593881
http://ciscoweb.ml/sports105.html
>>66593885
i love you
>>66593885
That's the Phillies broadcast dipshit.
>In reality, we'll be lucky if the Reds win 60 games
I actually expect to do better... maybe just opening day optimism
>>66593987
We could, and it would be nice. All I really care about is sitting back, cracking open a beer, kicking my feet up and watching some baseball desu.
>votto playing like shit
>>66594017
Feel ya bro. Literally what I'm doing now
>>66593987
With that rotation and bullpen? Kek
wtf is bruce laying a bunt down for?
Goddamn opening day in Cincinnati looks comfy as fuck. It's cool you guys still have so much tradition and excitement for it.
Any other reds bros really pissed when you see the contract Cueto got with the giants and what we paid to extend Homer Bailey
>>66594088
Because with two outs and nobody on, it's the only reasonable thing to do. Haven't you read Bryan Price's Guide To Playing Derp Baseball?
>>66594106
Very true. Opening Day always gets me pumped for the entire season, no matter how bad the Reds may be.
>>66594106
It's pretty cool. Lots of people take off work and start drinking in the a.m.
I vaguely remember reading we always opened at home because we were the southern most national league team for awhile. It's a great tradition desu senpai
Just woke up from night shift. Time to dust off the Phillies folders.
>>66594237
welcome friendo, team looks good, except for Howard (duh) and Herrera
>Hamilton
Phillie's fags how's your bullpen? We can't hit your ace hellickson
Wow Cozart.
>>66594549
just send Kozar to the plate every time.
>>66593525
And you would still finish 4th in the division
>>66594549
They cleaned it out the year before last and last year. The last one of the good ones left was Papelbon and we traded him last year. It should be all prospects now.
WEW HELLICKSON
I'm liking Hellickson so far.
Votto chokes up on the bat so much with two strikes. Still strikes out 3 times. JUST.
>>66594626
I give him 2 chocolate juniors
>>66594549
Shaky with marginally exciting potential.
>jumbo diaz
>is jumbo size
USA USA USA
With the sole exception of Zach Cozart, Reds bats are colder than a witch's tit.
>>66594943
Yup.
Fuck is with Votto today?
Just going to go out on an unimpressive limb and say the Phillies will be in the bottom 3 in strikeouts this year.
>>66595056
He's intimidated by superior competition my silly little noodles with chili moron.
>>66595093
Oh yeah forgot about that weird "two way" "three way" shit they do out there
>>66595093
>>66595123
What the fuck are you even talking about
>>66595123
I did a three way with ur mom m8.
>>66595139
Did you order extra oyster crackers?
>>66595134
If you even have to ask you really are one dumb mothefucker.
>>66595134
>>66595153
>>66595165
>>66595171
>bringing up food in a baseball thread
Found the landwhale.
>>66595165
Reminds me of something my grandpa would make if he had to watch me as a kid. "Uh I guess I'll just throw all this random shit together and microwave it".
>>66595192
But regional stadium fare is one of the greatest aspects of baseball culture.
>>66595192
it's a baseball thread
baseball
baseball
at least a few of the players can be considered landwhales and still be competitive
what the actual fuck did you expect from the fans
Don't suck Duvall.
>>66595192
found the grasper for straws sore loser
>>66595192
>answer a question
>landwhale
Retard detected
>>66595219
Exactly
It's a miracle.
>>66595244
I literally asked about why a player I have on my fantasy team is playing like shit and some fat dumbass started chimping out about some weird food out of nowhere lmao
Never thought I'd say this but wow I miss Jake Diekman or [insert competent 8th inning guy here].
>>66595281
After what happened in Texas, I agree.
>>66595165
>>66595171
>and people say Philly cheesesteaks are shitty cusine
>>66595245
>Philly Cheesesteak
>implying some Phillies fan didn't jack off with all the cheese
>>66595304
>Implying that's a Cheesesteak
We comeback now.
And here begins the bullpen collapse.
>>66595304
>he doesn't even know what a cheesesteak looks like
>>66595269
Well sometimes good players have bad games in baseball. Did you not know this?
>>66595304
.5/10
ITS HAPPENING
>Phillies bullpen
GOOD JOB BROWN SKIN
>>66595373
I'm assuming they wanted Neris for the 9th because I don't know why they would want Dumpster Fire Hernandez in for any reason.
>>66595292
>implying i don't like Philly cheese steaks and gold star
>James Russell
Oh my jimmies are rustled alright
>>66595450
Gold Star a shit. Skyline is best.
>mfw Votto grand slam
VOTTOMATIC
>bullpen collapse
fuck this shit
Fuck yeah Votto!
Hi, where are the Russelling?
>it's another bullpen collapse game
new season same phillies. fucking kill me
>ever doubting joey "literally the goat" votto
>>66595056
There you go faggot. Feel better
Vottomatic and Vottomagic strikes again
And the Reds come back
>bullpen gives the game away again
GG Reds.
I'll leave now before the Oscar shitposting.
Well...only 5 more months until the Eagles can disappoint me.
WELL, oh well.
>>66595553
Much better :^)
>>66595592
at least you get to watch nova destroy UNC tonight
>this bullpen
It's gonna be a long summer...
bet everything on the reds. booking my flight to hawaii now
YEAH BABY! YEAH!
>Brandon Phillips in charge of baserunning
okay
>phailies
>that fielding
>>66595670
Not gonna lie. Feels good to suck a little bit less than the Phillie's
just give us the fuckin pennant already
Nice catch.
HAMILTON
HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA WIN THE ERIES BOYS
wow nice fielding
TWO FUCKING GREAT CATCHES, GODDAMN
>Go to dinner happy
>Come back and see the score
To be a Philadelphia fan is to exist in a state of perpetual suffering
gg
gg phillies
gg phillbros
Good game, Philbros.
GG.
This one belongs to the reds!
Different year, same Phils. Time to get drunk, I guess.
GG Reds
>>66593446
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66595846
at least the flyers are going to the playoffs
gg chili eating faggots
U N D E F E A T E D
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>>66595846
>World series title in 08 another appearance the next year
Go fuck yourself and bitch more when your team is 50+ years removed from its last championship
>>66595907
Stay salty cheesesteak eater.
>>66595944
>50+ years removed
Who let the Cubs fan in here?
>>66595944
>>66595944
>bitch more when your team is 50+ years removed from its last championship
I'm also an Eagles fan. Does that count?
I'm excite.
>>66595944
Uh the Reds won in 1990 am I wrong?
>>66596215
Poster's talking about the Phillies. They won it in 08, lost to the Yankees in 09.
>>66596257
He's talking about the 50+years of drought, that poster didn't specify he wasn't talking about the reds.
