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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Official thread trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
first for pmsl
This thread to be deleted @1.4
Down 2.5k today pmsl
>>66591834
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>66591874
LAY LAY LAY
>>66591874
>janny will allow a tripfag circlejerk thread OP but not one about the Anglosphere
Seems about right
Worst day in quite a while tbqh. Need a sweaty lotto bird tip like AIR
paris fcs last away win was almost 1 year ago, but now that i have money on their opponents they might win again.
>>66591908
Lay Porto for the next 10 minutes
>>66591908
you just had to follow the romanian fix m80 it was literally too easy
>>66591875
up about a hundred here thanks to Albania, got on Ranheim too late and lost some of the winnings from his tip
>>66591923
Genuinely couldn't care less lid.
NEED A BET LIKE AIR
Really do FANCY some corners in this Berazategui v Argentino Merlo game.
Over 13.5 corners at 1.8 SHILL365
>>66591965
Hey mate, any other bets this evening?
>>66591977
Berazategui -0.25
>>66591996
Cheers
Reminder Albania's model has an ROI of -5%
>>66591965
12 Corners already.
>>66592033
Got any proof to back it up lid?
>>66591917
0-1
hope you all got on
x
porto backers on suduko watch
btts backers HOPEFUL
>>66592074
BASED
FGS for PSG - CITY, or have I missed it
>>66592125
Humphreys
he's playing atm and hasn't had a first team start in a competitive match
Still can't believe the ref awarded a backpass. What was she thinking?
based Albania
MACKERS WANTS TO LAY PORTO FOR 40K
le albania man on fire
porto a shit show. behind against bottom!
casilias to get stabbed @ 1.005
>bet365
>quality
Pick one
>>66592155
ty lid
go fuck yourselves blogona
>>66592183
playing against the clock here
>>66592237
guess whos got a stake on bologna ;)
well thanks for the corners anyway albania, made me more confident in the -0.25 re-back from 0-1 too i guess
>>66592244
kek, best gimmick
Why would I follow someone who has a 39% yield on 34 picks. Must be bluffing yous
>gamblersruin
>Lions Gibraltar
>lions
pmsl might as well just mark this as a loser all ready. Such a bad bad day.
>>66592262
No probs friendo.
xx
Think I should go PAID tbqh. 20Euro per month sound good for you lids?
>>66592379
>6 followers
pmsl
>>66592350
explain pls no bully
>>66592379
>euro
How about I give you my toenail clippings instead, faggot?
>>66592379
people trust pseudo-albanians even less than real albanians lid
>>66592398
really like this post
Lions pls
>>66592398
explain x
>this fucking Red Star goalie
tmsc
>>66592398
I like where this is going
Sacachispas v Central Cordoba de Rosario
Sacachispas 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (1-0)
Odd: 1.670
Bookmaker: Bet365
>>66592398
Best post I've seen for a long time
>Red Star
What a day, ffs...
>>66592478
so ridiculous i can only laugh about it.
To that lad who was using 1xbet a while ago: what deposit method did you use? Skrill wont let me deposit
>>66592553
I used skrill no issue
who /BirdChase/ here?
>>66592559
zzz. They wont let me deposit to bet8 either
>>66592604
link to his TT?
>>66592604
here, going large already my man
>>66592610
type 'bird' into search box lmao
KR is the tip
daily lotto shite
>>66592609
Never seen that before. 1xbet aren't that good anyway, a lot quicker to limit now.
>>66592553
>using 1xbet
>>66592604
way too deep
>>66592657
Muh big scary russians
>>66592642
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bird
this the one? dont see any recent tips, last is from 10/03
>no bully
glad at least my freiburg tip came in.
>>66592718
must be an error or something then
>>66592511
>>66592718
>>no bully
But its so tempting.
Try following.
>>66592754
Does he charge? Why on private
>lions
Literally can't take another loss today.
>>66592727
£100 profit. Thanks for tip
Germany? More like Wormany.
>>66591916
Yup, I made the same mistake.
KR have not played a game in some time after sweeping Grindavik. Kr not shooting the ball well in the first half. They will pick it up in the second half.
>lions
8 bets today 7 losses. If this bird tip loses then I'm done.
>>66593043
lol betting 1 unit on the opposite of all my picks would have given you a profit of 16.85 units today. lots of "upsets" but im losing so consistently, i might just go against my predictions in the future.
WHO IS THE FGS BET FOR THE CL?
>>66593262
Humphreys
swimming in sweat on this bird tip t bh
>>66593278
why?
>>66593296
shouldnt play
>>66593279
wtfb
>>66593279
followed his unofficial overs tip too, pls win
Goldbet shit
Winston mad
would really like to know the fg% of both teams in the 2nd half in the bird game, ice cold icelanders pmsl
>This Bird bet sweat
>BIRD
>>66593496
pmsl, after i posted that njardvik scored more points in 30 seconds than they did the entire quarter and one less than the entire quarter before
absolute tears
the city of bird
>it's a two teams are equally as shit as each other episode
Pic related
>Bird
>>66593612
Its fine they will win in OT
>>66592553
>>66592553
uhoh, I've got like 2k in one of my accounts there deposited through skrill
>free throw missed
>free throw missed
JUST
how much you down from this Bird tip, lads?
£60 here, could be worse but what a horrid game
b i r d
LADS did KR score on that last possession or is it the usual 365 taking off bball game as it goes to OT shite?
wtNBAb?
>>66593830
the latter, now losing
>>66593830
nvm it's back, just the link from the slip gave me an error
SHAKING
>Show us a photo or two please Bird!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRD
so shrewd
Albania getting bantered
wew, bird sweatshow finally over with a happy ending. cat would get a pummeling if they'd choke free throws and the lead in triple OT for the third time
>>66594040
TOP KEK
The 4 eyed little virgin has done it again
how DOES he do it?
>>66594040
WHERE???
Anyone got anything on the ncaa natty? Everyone I've seen says nova +2.5/3 with the over but I don't see it at all.
Ameribets or any other burger have an opinion?
Russia GAGGING for a lay at that price
Villanova is the bet right guys?
>>66594186
Bird comments
>show us a photo or two please Bird!
PMSL
no one has yet taken up my offer on getting their chin tested
>>66594535
>he hasn't got a Chin Tester 9000 at home
>>66594535
>>66594623
dire banter lads
>>66594535
When does Bird go paid then lads?
I don't get my student loan until Saturday ;_;
SHAKING at the sums I'm gonna make from matched betting though, with the two or 3 accounts I have from m8s
>>66594678
That bait is too salty m8
>>66594916
>tfw I'm hunting for you's but everything about that post is true
>>66594916
take care of your underwear, cause I'm going to fuck you
>>66595035
I'll get the red panties bbz
small on btts-no in the espanola match @2 and will look to get on the home team later if they play well. san marcos has a tez offense, playing defenders and not starting best striker, espanola without top scorer too but overall solid line-up
>>66595248
BTTS in the Bayern game is @2.5
I think it wins
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II2zX0S9-iQ
>>66595248
tears, was expecting the lack of creativity for san marcos to hurt them and the first hoofed ball from the halfway line ends up in a goal, might be value in the espanola - but will have to watch for a bit
Reminder you're not certi if Big_Al hasn't followed ATLEAST one of your tips on TT
>>66595417
>Followed my tips
>Hasn't followed me
Should I call him out on it?
hey lads just got back from work how did the euan Steinkjer tip do?
put some big $ on it
>>66595417
Lost the majority of the ones he actually followed hes bad luck tbqh
>>66595557
Got some bad news for you pal.
>>66595557
please be real
>>66595400
game is open as fuck, could be a few more goals already, cashed out the btts-no and got on o3
>>66595557
surreal
I put a tenner on leicester winning back in November, if they win it mathematically early, do I get the money early?
>>66595417
Rejected him from following me 3 times now pmsl
>>66595712
Yes because they would of won the league you utter idiot
>>66595752
m8 I wasn't asking for your bullshit, I was asking for an answer
>>66595712
>mathematically early
wat
>>66595762
And I gave you one knobhead
>>66595762
>>66595712
Depends on the bookmaker
What memes have I missed lads?
>>66595809
Are you having a bad day or something? I'm here to console you
Enjoyed these desu
>>66595752
>of
>>66596245
yo nothing wrong with gin tonic tho
>>66596245
>implying T20 is anything other than a meme
Begging this lad to please have sex
>>66596245
pathetic
>>66596245
Why can't this lefty just come out and say 'Golf is for Tory cunts' I mean, that's what he's saying.
Also
>Steak well done
This is a lefty thing.
>>66596245
A 37 year old man who has achieved nothing in life and sits at a screen all day copying betfair and palping fixes for a sub-par bookmaker.
Why does he think he has the right to act so cynical and holier-than-thou?
>>66596245
>goff is pro-immigration
No wonder the lefty student slugs like you keep copying his tweets
>>66596425
pmsl
>>66596245
Love Goff desu
What are the bets on champions league tonight boys
>>66596466
>tonight
>>66596466
>living upside down
>>66596466
>Australia
>>66596245
Scroll down to March 29 on his twitter
>nick goff followed baba (the former tripfag tart)
Is there any doubt he browses here
>tfw you wake up and read Aussie /bet/ each morning giggling at their conversations
>>66596634
There's no banter at all, that's what I giggle at.
>>66596627
HAHA HOLY SHIT
>>66596627
Of course he does, i told him this is where the real shrewdies hang out
if this isnt proof, idk what is
>>66597015
How long before hes telling people to have sex and saying pmsl nibs?
>>66597015
Genuine giggle
>>66597015
He has been saying that for ages though I think, pretty sure /bet/ stole it from him.
>>66597077
Hi Nick
>>66597077
nick got it from jenny i think
>>66597077
I dont believe so
>>66597109
oh fair enough, thought I'd seen him tweet something similar ages ago. maybe thinking of when he and J West fought like >>66597094 said
>>66597135
He did iirc, after J West said it to him. Something about a player going in the dressing room and testing chins. Lukaku I think.
>>66597292
This is true. Said "tested" so didnt show up on the search.
Still think he comes here when there arent many games to price by looking at asia.
Anyone had any issues with 138.com btw? News just came out about them voiding all bets on some accounts from Cheltenham offers. Just been limited and made a withdrawal of £2k from a £300 deposit. Should I be expecting trouble?
>People crediting some pretentious trader for my gimmicks
zzzzzz
>>66597347
Is there anything vitamin d can't do?
>>66597412
Get me a gf
Occasional reminder this happened.
>>66597442
This match completely broke him. He stopped tweeting and shut down his group days after it.
Remember when you, him, teamstatbet and asa alex used to suck each other off on twitter? PMSL.
>>66597476
>>66597442
any other scrrencaps? dont think I was around for this
>>66597476
Asa was a mong. Statbet was a decent guy desu. Noud got too big for his boots and imploded.
Anyone know what happened to bet__stallion? He fell out with me after I called Noud a prick for the HIFK game after talking to me every day for months? I reckon he was in PGA because we talked about Lux and stuff.
>>66597562
Did you swap dick pics too you fucking melt?
>>66597562
@BetStallion actually, no underscores.
>>66597555
Not really, it is all still on his twitter
>>66597605
His was bigger than mine :(
>>66597642
Are you, dare I say it, sitting in the dark again tonight?
What's on each of your 4, (four), screens.
>>66597642
You're clearly a bottom so dick size is no problem mate.
>unrionically being a betting personality online
Any American Soccer on tonight Euan?
I really feel like losing some money.
>>66597659
The 4 screens was a USL Saturday night special. Im am currently in bed, in the dark, with the comfy Tomorrow 4chan theme on.
>>66597692
THIS SO SO MUCH desu
>>66597662
You mum is a bottom.
>>66597713
What you watching lad, Gimnasia or the comfy Padres?
Waiting for this tennis match SLAGS tipped to start, need a comfy, preferably British tv show to watch, I cba to finish Fire in the Sky tonight. Just finished Fawlty Towers the other day and I miss it already, and I don't want to fall into the Peep Show blackhole because I'll end up rewatching at least 2 series in one night.
Red Dwarf is pretty comfy but I'm not sure if I like it yet desu
Any recommendations boys? Or maybe even a comfy horror film, would pair well with a bowl of coco pops
>>66597802
im on this match too, will also listen to recs
>>66597802
I need another comfy TV show too, just finishing up on pic related after some bird on /tv/ posted British shows.
I was going to start that 11 22 63, but im not sure.
>>66597798
Neither. I was having a want then reading through Nick Goff, JWest, and Noud's twitter accounts, then looking for BetStallion, now going to bed.
>>66597802
Post tip. Skins. Effy tho
>>66597857
*wank ffs
>>66597857
>going to bed
>not staying up to watch a comfy flick with /bet/
Don't like what this board is turning into. There are lots of worms pandering to Euan's pitiful need for attention lately
>>66597802
the brittas empire
>thread is literally two bongs talking to each other in bongspeak the last 3 hours
these threads should be on /biz/
>>66597836
Just got on overs in the Argentinean game, and the lovely fellas over at Larus just scored the 4th goal.
Rebacked the over 5.5 line for a small, the other team look good to score too on rball, I do expect Lanus to slow down after coming back from half time.
I'm worried about the tennis m8s, got too much on, too much staked just for a good pun
>>66597857
Couldn't finish the last 2 seasons, it was dire.
Tony was GOAT though, one of my favourite episodes is the one where Effy gets kidnapped
Pic related for a medium, and straight win for a small
>>66597926
have sex bro
>That Santa Fe rball
>That scoreline
>That 0.0 handi
I don't even. Not on but unless this is a completely freak result somebody must be up sums.
>>66597924
Just looked up its imdb page
tags:
>surprise ending
>homosexual
>gay
nice
>>66597941
CashKing knows ;)
>>66597836
>>66597802
What's the slags match?
Also, Only Fools so comfy at night.
>>66597802
How Not To Live Your Life is a nice little sitcom. Might rewatch it myself actually, been a few years.
>>66597926
>wah wah I dont like it so it shouldnt be here
>>66597918
I agree. My ego is getting so big, it is hard to carry. Luckily Ranheim helped that today
>>66597928
Kinda likes season 7 desu.
Where was it tipped and why? Dont see it here.
>>66597974
>why?
Juan Monaco? More like Juan Gonnago out in the first round
>>66598016
Literally this
>>66597974
I actually somewhat prefer S3 and S4 over 1 and 2 now, something about that love triangle which works really well. Plus i'd love to test Tony's chin.
S7 was solid.
>>66598016
Sound. Just found the tt. Going to have to pass personally.
night lads x
Night /bet/ IS best /bet/.
And /bet/ IS /sp/
>>66597974
>>66598036
Reminder Cook is one of the greatest characters of any TV show ever.
>>66597928
>>66597974
>seasons
Spring, summer, autumn or winter?
>skins
Please tell me this is a wind up
>>66598036
3 and 4 were pretty good but they went a bit overboard with the melodrama imo.
Haven't watched 7, I meant the last season with the last gen - with the lezza girl who isnt actually a lezza
>>66597967
Sounds like one to keep bookmarked, cheers
>>66597965
>Only Fools
Never watched it, started watching it on netflix the other night, seems alright, hope it picks up though
>>66598094
What about fall?
Who rebacking - 0.5 Lanus here
How realistic was The Inbetweeners lids?
>>66598070
He did the loveable bastard character so well. Came full circle in S7.
>>66598118
Recommend something lad
>>66598147
Fuck off Inbetweeners is shit tier garbage for parents and casual teens.
>>66598163
waterloo road
>>66598180
Oi oi just watched it as a change of pace from The Wire
>>66598147
10/10
While Peep Show is a better show overall, Inbetweeners perfectly portrayed sixth form life for me
>>66598181
Oh dear.
Waiting for Aussie lower league tips desu
>>66597802
Never mind lads, just gonna watch simpsons s6
>people unironically on my tennis tips
>>66597928
>good pun
I'll never top my first tip though. I've let odds drop stupid amounts before to come up with this shit, so thanks, it's appreciated
IT Crowd is the GOAT
>>66598214
Are you the specky twat? pmsl
>>66598180
Please have sex
>>66598250
I tried to be after watching it
am I the only one?
Copied the way he'd say certain things and phrases. It's pretty hilarious
>>66598289
Yea m8 sure your Yoda impression got you loads of gash pmsl
>>66598289
Like how he banters mostly lel
>>66598214
>Inbetweeners perfectly portrayed sixth form life for me
>>66598333
worm
>>66598147
Wasn't the whole premise that they were inbetween the 'cool kids' and the losers? They came across as being the lowest of the low
Can confirm How Not to Live Your Life is pretty good. Episodes is the best thing right now
>>66598147
'Teachers' is the most realistic school experience.
Black Mirror lads?
>>66598393
Yes. First season is the best. Prime Minister fucking the pig is surreal considering it was about 3 years before the story of Cameron fucking the pig come out.
>>66598393
100% must watch. Don't let anybody tell you which episodes are good or bad, they don't know shit.
>>66599220
Sanka, ya dead?
Looks like /bet/ forgot about >kershawwins.
Lots of mlb out there to lose on.
hey faggots, hop on Villanova ML RIGHT NOW
UNC is gonna cool off from 3 and in the first half there was disgusting amounts of refball for nova
>>66599608
pls dont fuck me bet mafia
>>66599758
>implying americans are allowed in the /bet/ mafia
>>66600004
You wanna find out the hard way lid?
>>66599608
I'm cumming
How does one get on inpaly basketball? Oddd changed so much I can't get a bet in. Odds gone now. Tried to get on at 2.45
>>66600272
Get on UNC lad, Nova are a meme.
>>66600272
Wait for a media timeout/coach timeout, also depends on your book (some change very slowly while others change every possession)
>>66600272
During one of the many stoppages
What's stopping someone from either using a line's movement or line differences between bookies from exploiting that and making guaranteed money by betting on both sides? It seems like it would be very easy to do.
>>66600805
If you do that pregame, it's just a matter of having that many accounts with enough funds to hedge.
If you mean in play, you don't need to use different bookies, you just pick a line (maybe in the first quarter) maybe down a couple pts and bet on the opposing side when the original team has a lead.
>>66600805
Most people don't bother when they do spot it because even though it's literally free money, you have to pump in relatively sizable stakes for the profit to be significant in most cases
There's nothing to prevent it though, and the only argument I can see against it is if doing so yields less profit than if you were to use that money on your normal betting over that precise timeframe
>>66600805
It's called arbitrage betting
>unc
rip marcus paige heroics
>>66599608
Thanks, lid.
>>66599608
Cheers liddo
>>66599608
I got on at +4.5 but thanks anyway, could have done without the overtime sweat 2bh
>>66598247
>>people unironically on my tennis tips
Why would someone IRONICALLY bet on something, you daft cunt.
Get on Pelicans against Sixers for tomorrow.
They're 3-2 in their last 5 games, with their only losses coming against two of the best teams in the NBA.
For whatever reason they're dogs against literally the worst team in the NBA.
