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>Monday (20: 15 CEST)
Fürth - Freiburg
>Tuesday (20:45 CEST)
Bayern - Benfica
who cares lol
>>66586510
yer mem
Hello. I am here now.
>Schalke
>Golfsburg
who /1860/ here
is Premiership league better to watch than Bundesliga...
>>66586716
The PL is more entertaining for foreigners
>>66586742
Are there subtle German nuances that I won't understand in Bundlesliga
>>66586756
I don't think so. Of course the league has its memes, but you can always ask here.
The PL and Bundesliga aren't all that different when it comes to the actual matches.
>>66586756
You will only get the full Bundesliga experience if you understand the German language and culture
>>66586784
Well I took a German class a few years ago and I know of Octoberfest
>>66586756
Bundes has better teams, better tactics
EPL is undoubtedly more exciting and entertaining though, especially for an American
>>66586791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiT-gnGpOF8
Can you understand this?
>>66586803
I can but my friend that's sitting next to me can't. What does it mean if he can't understand it?
>>66586839
Wer sowas nicht versteht, hat den Fußball nie geliebt
Hello
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66587328
>>66587339
There's nothing to talk about.
we auto sage?
>>66587491
not yet
>>66587504
cool
Just cleaned my PCs & keyboards with an air compressor. Soooooo much better than using a vacuum cleaner.
>>66586880
Looks pretty random to me.
>>66586578
Hello Ivan.
>>66586494
stupid sexy kruse
do Australians really think it's Robbie Kruse
Kaiserslautern hat sich mit sofortiger Wirkung von seinem Vorstandsvorsitzenden Stefan Kuntz (53) getrennt.
Today I dreamed that Bayern was playing Dortmund in a CL final. At one point someone passed the ball to Bürki but he was just standing there with the ball daydreaming, Robben came along and stole the ball from him and was standing in front of the open goal.
I looked at /sp/ and everyone was spamming
>BÜRKI
but then Robben somehow hit the post from 2 meters in front of the goal and everyone started spamming
>ROBBEN
then I woke up.
Für Kölns Manager Jörg Schmadtke hat das 1:1 bei 1899 Hoffenheim ein Nachspiel. Der Deutsche Fußball-Bund (DFB) leitete aufgrund seines Kaugummi-Wurfs Ermittlungen gegen Schmadtke ein, der sich nun zu den Vorwürfen äußern soll. Eine Entschuldigung des 52-Jährigen hatte es bereits am Sonntagabend telefonisch bei Hoffenheims Sportchef Alexander Rosen gegeben.
So Conte taking over at Chelsea London. I don't really care?
who here /applyingtoworkfornomonetarycompensation/ ?
Best team of the season so far
FC Kobenhavn's German forward Marvin Pourié is finished at the club. Ståle Solbakken expects a shake-up of the club's attack this summer with Pourié and Steven De Ridder being told they have no future at the club.
Solbakken also expects to lose Nicolai Jorgensen (ex-Leverkusen) to one of Europe's top leagues.
In an interview this week, Solbakken sounded more positive than before about the prospects of Nicklas Bendtner returning to his old club. Solbakken warned Bendtner that he would have to be realistic regarding his financial ambitions.
In other news, Canal 9 reports that Randers head coach Colin Todd could be sacked as early as this week, following the chaotic fallout to Borring-Kellergate.
>>66588077
>Hummels
>Good
Well memed Fritz
>>66588077
Is that Chelsea kid really that good?
>>66588077
Sportchef Klaus Allofs hat die Freistellung von Stürmer Nicklas Bendtner beim Fußballbundesligisten VfL Wolfsburg verteidigt. "Bei Nicklas sind konkrete Dinge vorgefallen. Wir haben ihn als Gefahr für unsere Gemeinschaft gesehen. Da mussten wir reagieren", sagte Allofs am Sonntagabend im NDR-Fernsehen.
#LORDDIDNOTHINGWRONG
>>66588283
>Raffael
Die Rekorde der Schwarz-Gelben:
67 Punkte, neuer Vereins-Bestwert nach 28 Spielen. Absurd: 2001 haben den Bayern ganze 63 Zähler zum Titel gereicht!
Nie war ein Tabellenzweiter nach 28 Spieltagen besser.
Im Jahr 2016 hat der BVB keins seiner 16 Pflichtspiele verloren (14 Siege, zwei Unentschieden).
Dortmund ist die beste Mannschaft der Rückrunde, holte 29 von 33 möglichen Punkten.
21 Siege in 28 Spielen: Das schafften vorher nur die Bayern (fünf Mal) und Schalke (1971/72).
In dieser Spielzeit steht jetzt schon fest: Dortmund wird am Ende definitiv vor Schalke 04 stehen – die schönste Randnotiz für alle BVB-Fans.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang knipste gegen Bremen sein 23. Saisontor – das schaffte vor dem Gabuner noch kein Afrikaner in der Bundesliga.
Seine 23 Buden werden in der BVB-Historie nur von drei Spielern überboten: Robert Lewandowski (24 Tore 12/13), Manfred Burgsmüller (27 Tore 80/81) und Lothar Emmerich (31 Tore 65/66 und 28 Tore 66/67).
Henrikh Mkhitaryan schaffte gegen Werder sein Saison-Assists Nummer 14 und 15 – der Armenier ist Top-Vorbereiter der Saison.
Sky-Experte Dietmar Hamann schwärmte nach dem Bremen-Spiel: „Dortmund hat seine ganze Klasse gezeigt. Sie haben eine unglaubliche Mentalität, große Willensstärke und spielen eine fantastische Saison.“
>Gabuner
is that right? it doesn't sound right
>>66588573
"Neger" geht auch
t. middle-aged Wutbürger on facebook
>>66588573
what would be right in your opinion?
>>66588595
>neger
>middle-aged Wutbürger on facebook
nah, they'd use some "clever" parody of terms they think are used by the pc establishment
>>66588633
gabunese or gabunesier. idk
>>66588633
Gabunese
Gaboneser
>>66588653
>>66588658
>>66588671
well you're all wrong ;)
Must be hard for a classy, progressive guy like Stöger to work with such a nasty brute in Schmadtke.
>>66588595
hallo Neger
oh boy
>>66588820
literally who
>>66588868
don't know but buyern customers should be starting a gazillion posts about this any minute
>>66588868
That guy they loaned from Monaco.
SADS FREINDLICH
>>66586864
y-you too..
>>66586545
what is he doing
>>66589175
sitting at the Isar, hoping for some nudists to come along so he can rape them
>>66588963
JAWOI
>>66589240
thank you
>almost every club a GmbH, GmbH & Co. KGaA or AG
Customers take notes before you make a fool out of yourself with your stupid shareholders """"insult""""
>>66589381
this
STOP THE SHAREHOLDERSHAMING
Freiburg will take the 1st place today
losing Testo reading this thread full of betas and social outcasts.
>>66589381
>implying soccer fans are smart enough to know what those things mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WxkcUTGSY&t=1h18m54s
Does anyone know the song?
>Sensation White 2007 is 9 years ago
I will crosspost the original question with the link in bet
shut the fuck up
>>66589964
>druggie music
"decapitated" is one of those words you never say out loud or hear, so when it's your turn to read it out loud or use it in a conversation, you will have a hard time.
How do you even pronounce this, "Dee Cappy Tated?`"
>>66587835
Nobody does
Haha I met a guy in bet who was in the crowd at that night on that video, what are the odds.
He also knew the artist and title of the track.
Solid Groove - This is Sick
>>66590011
I think Chelsea really show how true this stuff about actual "big" clubs is. Another season like this one and they'll go straight back in the forgettingbook.
Manchester United could finish outside the top four several seasons in a row and still be very relevant and talked about.
>>66590046
And everything is right in the world
>>66589964
Solid Groove - This is Sick
>>66590078
Thanks
Lelsea is falling prey to the >Schalke curse
Have one good, but authoritarian manager, drop him for no reason, then cue a string of mediocre shitheads on your path to utter mediocrity
>>66590117
Meant to reply to >>66590046
janitor applications open for 48h
who wants to join me?
>>66590157
I applied like 5 times, always stating there is too much offtopic bullshit in /bundes/
they never took me ;__;
>>66589302
I don't get it
>>66590176
turn on images in your browser then you might receive it
>>66590179
I mean I don't get the content of the image, like why clubs pay these sums. For what
>>66590209
its fees for their agents
for transfers and all that shit
>>66590213
It's like paying the owner of a gas station for providing you with gas
>>66590225
more like paying for a computer so you can pay for software on it in order to earn money
or paying your car dealership some fees for keeping cars ready when you need them
>The lid of the honey jar fits just right for the pots of basil, parsley, rosemary etc you can buy at discounters
Nice
>>66590255
Yes
Are Bayern in cocoon mode
i hope bayern enter loser mode so dortmund can win the title
>>66590539
this
>>66590484
They've posted pictures from training and Pep and Neuer talked at the press conference
This will be a great week:
Spring finally arrived and Dortmund will blow the fuck out of Liverpool and >Schalke.
hornspäne = horn shavings (agriculture)
>>66590569
Yeah
#SCF Start11: Schwolow -Günter, Kempf, Höhn, Stenzel -Grifo, Höfler, Abrashi, Frantz -Philipp, Niederlechner #SGFSCF
Fürth lineup pic related
Stream: http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
so lads which team do you support?
>>66590910
Preußen Münster
>>66590779
>>66590539
>>66589951
>>66589412
>>66589381
>>66588900
>>66588595
>>66588573
>>66588560
>>66588077
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
YOUR POSTS MAKE ME VOMIT IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE EACH TIME I READ THEM
THEY ARE VISIBLY DISGUSTING
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING WHO SHITS UP THIS THREAD SO FUCKING HARD AND THEN PLAYS THE INNOCENT FIDDLE WHEN IT GETS PUT ON AUTOSAGE
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH,k I AM FUCKING SICK OF HAVING TO READ THROUGH YOUR INANE BABBLING
YOU ARE A FUCKING BABOON, A STUPID BABOON IN FRONT OF A PC
HOW ARE YOU EVEN ABLE TO USE YOUR PC YOU STUPID MONKEY
STUPID, STUPID MONKEY
ACID REFLUX, I GET ACID REFLUX FROM THIS
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND YOUR ANCESTORS
IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND FUCKING STOMP ON THE HEAD OF YOUR GRANDFATHER JUST SO YOU'D NEVER EXIST
FUCK
I could really drink som ice cold cola right now. I don't know when I last had cola or other kinds of sodawater without alcohol, but I feel such an urge right now.
>>66590910
I support a lot of different teams
>>66590934
calm your tits senpai
>>66590934
Wow, such an agressive tone. No wonder the Janis autosage us.
>>66590934
>ordered a butt plug and golf balls
Just realized how that looks when I opened the package and saw the two things next to each other
>>66590941
What you need is calcium and manganese.
Try Mustard, turnip greens, broccoli, kale, legumes, cheese, sesame, walnuts, almonds, pecans, pineapple and blueberries instead
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>>66591085
Is this that thing where if you crave this well-known product, you are actually in need of this important vitamin or similar and a healthier alternative to the product is this this and this?
I've heard about that. Very good.
>>66590934
Excuse me, but your post does not comply with the /bundes/ code of conduct. See paragraph §9.28 unacceptable behavior/harassment and §9.45 unacceptable behavior/threats of violence.
>>66591126
There's this table that tells you what your body actually craves when, for example, you feel like eating cake. I've posted this before.
If you'd eat with the /fit/ too long didn't read diet pic on its frontpage all day you would never crave anything else.
I'm currently experiencing it, I'm in the 10th month.
Never looked better, felt better, or were stronger.
I sound like a marketing person
>>66591231
I recognise the image. That must be where I've heard about it, from you posting it.
>>66591231
ill eat a can of pineapples now
thanks
>>66591309
Did you know that you can grow your own pineapple tree with the head of a pineapple
>>66591361
yes but they dont grow in winter climate
maybe when I have a growing house in my garden I will plant some
You might look as happy as this guy if you succeed
>>66591381
Good
>>66591381
>a growing house in my garden
That's a fetish of mine
Two former Danish internationals are named in the Panama papers leak:
Brian Steen Nielsen (66 caps) and Marc Rieper (61 caps).
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I will watch 'A Sunday in Hell' (film about the 1976 Paris-Roubaix) one of the coming days. One of my annual traditions. Then this year's race on Sunday.
>prüth
I usually watch it the same day of the race before it begins, but this year it's being broadcast right from the start so not really time to watch the film first.
>>66591231
>don't trust your body that has learned what to crave for and when over a million years, rather follow this random graphic I found on /fit/
Barcelona - Atletico
Bayern - Benfica
eh?
I hope Leipzig, Freiburg AND Nürnberg get promoted.
Bundesliga tier seasons by all three.
>>66592464
Bayern - Atletico
The other match might as well end scoreless or 1-1
Night
>>66592486
Yes, and hopefully Darmstadt go down with Hannover. What a strong league that would be.
>>66592521
what did he mean by this
>>66592542
>Yes, and hopefully Darmstadt go down with Hannover. What a strong league that would be.
>Hating based Darmstadt
You dont belong here
>>66592558
Are you a Dortmund fan
>>66592542
>hopefully Darmstadt go down
Go suck a dick, Denmark.
pnutschi pnutschis
I'm not anti-Darmstadt, I just don't care about them if I'm being honest.
>>66592637
nice try, Frankfurt anon
Hey lads anyone going to Wacken this year?
: ^ )
>>66592706
Wouldn't mind Frankfurt going down if it wasn't for their sexy shirts and Lukas Hradecky.
>>66592736
Who's playing aside from Maiden?
>>66592737
>Lukas Hradecky
nice try, Lauri
>>66592736
>going to wacken
>this lineup
lol
they still manage to get more boring than the year before
>>66592811
Just going for a laugh desu. Got tickets before half the lineup was done. Went in 2007 & 8 and haven't gone since, barely even listen to metal anymore.
>>66592747
Blind Guardian highlight for me, never seen them. Seen Maiden like 4 times so not even that fussed
>>66592853
we missed each other by a year, I went in 2008 iirc (Maiden was headlining back then as well)
hahaha time for based Spieltagsanalyse
>What are the biggest problems facing your selected board(s)? How do you think they can be addressed?
Every /bundes/ on /sp/ gets autosaged. This is unacceptable. To improve the overall board quality, I would delete /bundes/ threads as soon as they appear.
Janitor application sent.
>being born a Swede
how do those people even live?
>>66593678
swedish
Gladbach will get out of their group next champions
*europa league
>>66593968
32nd and 33rd matchday will tell
Buntesliga ist für alle da!
