How can one city be so bad at every single sport this year? At least they have college apohoop lmao
>The Red Wings and/or Flyers will make the playoffs
Can't they just be contracted or something in the next week?
>rags
>putting french fries and cole slaw on a perfectly good sandwich
>yinzers
>>66581809
Atta boy, Finland. What kind of rum? I'm a Kraken man, myself.
how much use am I gonna get out of this, this year?
This is a good thread
>Pittsburgh Pieces
>not pretend
>cuckadelphia
Shit team
Nigger fans
Shit city
Shit franchise
When's the last time the shittsburgh buttpirates won the world series?
>>66581900
Depends how many edits you have since I'm going to post it before you every time
>>66581897
Kraken for me too m8. Pretty based
>>66581935
and an NBA title
Pittsburgh didn't know what hockey was until 2006
>Philly hate thread
>No Orson Welles
nigga, you had one job
>tfw no canadian teams
Can we just take a moment and laugh at them again?
>>66581935
This is a hockey thread. Whats funny is that its more recent than the flyers have won a cup. Or the eagles won a superb owl.
>1975
>19never
>filthadelphia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66581954
>liking Reddit-tier "humor"
pls die
>>66581974
Too busy keking at philly desu
>furcuck
>tfw no cats gf to clinch a playoff spot with
>>66581988
>OG /sp/ is reddit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FILTHY IS THIS MAD
>>66581988
>hating on rebbid
c'mon it's CURRENT YEAR!
playoffs?
>>66581996
Now turn the ruler around and measure from 0.
>>66581995
>not doing both
>>66581983
>furcuck
nigha eagles gon rape yall mufucggin ass real talk nigha mufucka. what da fuck man my nigha
>>66581988
>being this new
Orson Welles has been a fucking staple in all Philly hate threads for years now.
>mfw the only "fans" the nofanthers have are finnish bandwagoners that were wild "fans" last year
>>66581998
>>66582039
McJuggerNuggets and EatDatPussy445 are enough reason to hate Philly
>>66581983
>Sam Bradford led eagles
>Worst team in NBA history
>literal who baseball team
>Flyers best player is a literal ape
Holy shit, how does philly not commit mass suicide???
>>66582039
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA look its a nigger
>>66582039
semmoset simpanssin defenssit sieltä :D menikö mokkakikkelillä tunteisiin :D vitun tuhkakorva eikö äly riitä seuraamaan kunnon urheilua :D repesin IRL kun kelasin et tommonen laku-valdemar kirjottaa tämmösiä viestei sormi suussa kun ei oikeen oo aakkosetkaan hallussa :D
>>66582055
How is your team doing this playoff season?
>>66582062
>>66582062
Claude Giroux is an ape?
>>66582099
pretty good, blackhawks fan here
might cup again
How's you day /hoc/
I'm enjoying the beach
>>66582111
Thats the only statement you disagree with?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE WHOLE CITY HAS GIVEN UP
>>66582129
Nice. Where at
>>66582129
Not bad, watched the Hawks' game, had roast beef.
>>66582129
Watching Mild clinch while drinking, playing adventure capitalist and masturbating
>avs
>>66582129
hope your drown dickface
>>66582062
1. Sam Bradford isn't a rapist
2. How many NBA titles does Shittsburgh have?
3. When was the last time the Buttpirates won a playoff game much less world series?
4. Giroux is our best player and cindy crosby is his prison bitch
>>66582055
The bandwagon's great. A few years back, on a good day, you'd only see like two murrican and one finngolian cats fan on /hoc/.
>>66582121
>canadian
>blackhawks
hahahahaha
>>66582184
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MAD YOU ARE
>>66582201
Country: 3 gold medals
NHL team: 3 cups
You: upset
>>66582204
predictableandboring.bmp
>>66582184
>giroux is better than Simmonds
Do people actually believe this? Giroux has almost no impact.
>>66582288
>anyone on the flyers better than giroux
Am i getting memed here
>>66582275
I-IM NOT MAD PHILTHY IS GREAT FOR SPORTS. IN THE PAST 35 YEARS OVER ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS WE HAVE WON ONE TIME
ONE WIN ONE WIN ONE WIN ONE WIN
>>66582017
Double d's confirm
>Avs
I've become so numb
hell low my intrenett frieds! my team won teh governors trohpy all ready. I am scored 45 goals adn I will win anothre Morise "missile" tropy this year. Ar yuo proud off my achivemets my good cmorade? This is th yeer we win Stalney kup.
t. Aleskandr Oveskskin
Thank god the Avs suck so much, because the Wild are shitting the bed
>>66582318
Nigga those are at least E's
>>66581842
Toronto?
>>66582308
Giroux should be the one they call ghost. He is a shell of his former self, and the complete opposite of clutch.
>>66582129
Bretty gud, worked all day walking around these dank woods.
>>66582359
May as well accept that you're in for a first round cock-slapping
>>66582418
Nah, the Wild usually end up with a first round upset, then get raped by the blackhawks
>>66582398
>my
>>66582387
Toronto has 2 teams and philly has 4. 2 of phillys teams finished in last place this year which is 50% so unless the laffs finish worse than the oilels philthy is actually worse. Its gonna be close but laffs wont be last
>>66582171
It's okay dude I get it
You've never seen a beach before
>>66582404
>you now remember when Giroux was described as "one of the best players on earth."
WEW LAD
>>66582147
Huntington Beach
>>66582476
>nba
>bestiality and big black dicks
Not surprising.
>>66582476
>has tons of cuck webms saved on his computer
>calls others cucks
>>66582504
Um don't you mean THE best
>>66582338
I just want you to know that I really enjoy these posts and have capped every one so far
>>66582523
You have 10 seconds to tell me why the Penguins wont win the stan lee
>>66582570
>Caps
>Kitties
>Shorks
>Dulass
>Kongs
>>66582594
That was 68 seconds tho
>>66582594
>Kitties
>Shorks
>Dulass
WRONG
>>66582338
>Maurice Missile Trophy
Goddamn it, I laughed.
this is so funny
>>66581842
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS
>>66582594
>Capitals
>Panthers
You can't be serious.
wew lad, I see that philly hate has been piling up for quite a while
>>66582622
stop looking at your cock
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHA
>>66582642
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAILED TO THE FUCKING CROSS
QUICK
WHICH TEAM HAS THE MOST DELUSIONAL FANBASE IN /hoc/
Just a warning lads
>>66582693
it's a tie between the >rags & cryers tbqh
>other generals literally cannot stop being obsessed with us
>>66582696
Learn to read Muhammad it says /hoc/
>cricket
>>66582694
Bring it on, faggots.
WITNESS ME
>>66582696
Nothing
But
Apes
>>66582723
Are we, dare I say, the bulls of /sp/?
in honor of >Philalelphia should we bombard cuckhoop with memes?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT
I'M JUST WAKING UP FROM THE FOOD COMA THAT I SET INTO YESTERDAY AFTER MY DELIGHTFUL BRUNCH. THE EGG HUNT OUTSIDE WAS ESPECIALLY ENTERTAINING. THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS TEAM PULLED UP IN THEIR BUS TO JOIN IT, BUT HAD TO SIT OUT AFTER BEING UNABLE TO LOCATE A BASKET.
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS
who /wrestlemania/ here
>>66582694
no one listened to sad, lonely, cuck anyways
>>66582763
t. cuckposting samefag
Fuck off
HOO BOY, THAT FOOD COMA IS COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, FOLKS. WHILE I PASS OUT, I'LL DREAM BACK TO SIMPLER TIMES, LIKE THE SPRING OPENING OF MY THEME PARK ORSONWORLD.
IT WAS AN EXTREMELY FESTIVE TIME. WE CELEBRATED EAGLES HEAD COACH CHIP KELLY'S BANISHMENT TO THE OTHER CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.
>>66582689
why is this a meme?
>>66582779
The lad has been spamming every thread with that post now.
I love you /hoc/ I'm not ready for another meme war
WE ALSO WITNESSED THE DEDICATION OF SEVERAL NEW PIECES OF ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THE PARK.
THE FIRST WAS A 100:1 SCALE REPLICA OF AN ANUS, TO REPRESENT THE MOOD OF THE CITY AS A WHOLE.
>mfw Wild will clinch today
Avalels btfo
>>66582802
>>66582808
lol you so mad
>>66582775
>half naked, sweaty men rolling on a mat
it's time to come on out, famerino
THE OTHER MAJOR ART EXHIBIT IS A TRIBUTE TO PHILADELPHIA SPORTS. I ASKED THE ARTIST I HIRED TO CREATE A DISPLAY THAT WOULD BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH THE HISTORICAL AND AVERAGE PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FRANCHISE.
PERSONALLY I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED AT THE RELATIVELY TAME AMOUNTS OF FLAMING GARBAGE.
>>66582835
what? I want to know if it is indeed from a thrash metal song.
>>66582017
Who cares, they will never beat a team from the West
OVER THE WINTER, WE ALSO RECREATED AN ACTUAL CITY BLOCK OF PHILADELPHIA, COMPLETE WITH SLUMS, FRIED CHICKEN SHOPS, LIQUOR STORES, AND CHEESESTEAK STANDS.
VISITORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO JOIN IN THE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE AND THROW SNOWBALLS AT THE RIDERS TO SIMULATE PAST HALLMARKS OF THE CITY'S HISTORY.
>>66582815
>>66582841
You're killing me. Well done.
>>66582809
We need all >our lads to stand together in the face of memeversity, son. Do your duty.
Why did he stop the cuckposting
>>66582830
If they lose 3 straight to Ottawa, Detroit, and Winnepeg I'm gonna be pissed the fuck off
WE ALSO INSTALLED AN EXHIBIT THAT ALLOWS GUESTS TO SIMULATE A PHILADELPHIA EAGLES PLAY. THE FIVE COASTERS REPRESENT THE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, AND THE BOX OF GLASS BEHIND THEM REPRESENTS QUARTERBACK SAM BRADFORD.
HERE COMES THE SNAP...
>filthy
THE PLAY WORKED TO PERFECTION! THE OFFENSIVE LINE COLLAPSED AND THE QUARTERBACK WAS SACKED.
EAGLES COACHES HAVE ALREADY COMPLIMENTED MY PARK'S DESIGNERS FOR THEIR AMAZING DETAIL TO REAL-WORLD ACCURACY.
>>66582841
>>66582886
Started weak, but these two are fucking fantastic
FINALLY WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE CREAM OF THE CROP, A GUIDED RIDE THAT TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SEASON.
FANS LINED UP ANXIOUSLY ON OPENING DAY, CLAIMING THAT THE RIDE WAS THE BEST ITS EVER BEEN, SURE TO WIN AWARDS, AND MAINTAIN ITS MOMENTUM THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE EXPERIENCE.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY FARE ONCE THEY'VE SETTLED IN AND FACED THE ELEMENTS
>>66582886
> behind
> it's in front
>>66582908
there was a thread a few days ago, he is probably copying from the archive. The thread was a collection of reposts as well.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED. THEY CAN'T JUMP OFF OF THE RIDE FAST ENOUGH, MAKING IT A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THE PHILADELPHIA BANDWAGON COMPLEX.
D-CELL BATTERIES AND VOMIT INDUCING LIQUIDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR THEIR PURCHASE AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my permaban. I shall take no gf, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at /hoc/. I am the >rags in the darkness. I am the memer on the general. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>66582941
pasta or not, this has genuinely made my night better
>>66582965
;-;7
>>66582965
>>66582774
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS
>>66582965
Dog bless you
>>66582997
>>66582965
to arms! we must defend hoc!
http://www.imgur.com/account/hocmemedatabase/albums
http://www.imgur.com/account/smukanok/albums
>>66582965
And my >laffs
you autists are as bad as the spammers tbqh. try discussing hockey.
Some Wongs fans on my twitter were all upset that they had to root for two of their rivals today in the Blackhawks and Pens. Since when are the Pens and Wings rivals? Are these faggots really still ass blasted about 2009?
>>66583144
Stamkos has a lot of goal points this year
>>66583144
>>66583153
How about 2009 when they beat us to win the cup you casual
>>66583194
>yuliafag is also an underaged /b/&
who could have guessed
We /meme/ now
>Flyers state at the beginning of the season that its a rebuilding year
>Still probably make the playoffs
They weren't even supposed to be in the picture, and still have two of their best acquisitions in the minors.
>>66583194
Truly Aryan.
>>66583194
You're even worse than the spammers. I wish you'd get permad
>Wild about to lose 3 straight
>still going to make the playoffs due to the Avs incompetence
>>66583225
Nigger detected
>>66583208
>>66583225
and you love cuck porn
>>66583218
god bless.
>>66583209
>implying we weren't always
>>66583216
this tbqh, provorov and sanheim are way better than memebear
>>66583235
central isn't quite as good as everyone thinks they are. the top three teams are elite but the rest are pretty fucking terrible.
I wish the jest had made it tbqh, they're pretty fun and their fans are top meme
rate my dinner lads
how can you duck """""fan(s)""""" stand these announcers? jesus
>>66583380
blood clot/10
>>66583380
bloood clots/10
You gonna die
>>66583380
>that lettuce
>fresh
lmao
End 1st.
Stars 0 - 0 Ducks.
>>66583395
panthers are worse IMO
must be a no fans thing
Chris Thorburn looks like Hammurabi
>>66583380
That sandwich looks like ass, pham
>>66583395
They're fine, only problem is John Ahlers seems to lose his voice a lot
>Texas voted for this
You're a blight on the country, secede and become part of Mexico already
>>66583457
How would one know what Hammurabi looks like? They didn't have photography back then, you know.
>>66583475
>>66583396
>>66583397
>>66583407
>>66583497
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66583483
you could say that about most historical figures, genius
>>66583482
>analheim already has become a part of mexico
>tries to say based texas needs to join them
we voted for el rato as a joke to the country
>>66583483
Statutes fäm
>>66583514
despite stammer being out 1-3 months at least it brought this meme back. theres good in every situation
>>66583538
Good point there, I forgot about that.
>>66583543
>mad at clots
>>66583543
>your average publix manager just has slim jims lying around in the office
wew enjoy getting carjacked
>>66583531
Real funny "joke"
>>66583607
Yup! BTFOing Drumpfcucks is fucking hilarious!
>>66583538
statues are terribly inaccurate and look the same based upon their time period. All egyptian pharoahs had the same beard, even the women and hairstyles and eyes were always changed. After alexander the great s ridiculous amount of statues of other people had his hair because it was so damn pretty. It took centuries to get to the skill of realism and it didnt stay in style very long
>>66583543
>not knowing how to change a tire
Why are women so completely fucking useless
>>66583543
He's not even handicapped
>>66583620
>actually using this unfunny slimy limey meme "Drumpf"
you really have to go Garcia
>>66583622
>mad at statues
>>66583650
"Drumpf" actually sounds very funny, especially when you know it's that wacko's real name.
>>66583482
>California bashing ANY state for who they voted for
>>66583677
Oh, and his face looks like a color-by-numbers drawing.
>>66583677
Wow, so his great great grandfather followed proper immigration protocol and anglicized his name? What a loser, LOL!!!
You're a faggot
>>66583693
Right back atcha, Drumpfcuck!
hee hee!
>he might score before the avs
#btfo
>>66583681
This disgusting rat is worse than any other previous candidate, and California is about to give the only non-establishment cuck yuge, high energy delegates
WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL
just give us the fuckin' cup already
>>66583790
when is malkin back?
"Quackmire"... Razor, you kill me sometimes.
>>66583806
hopefully in time for the first round, but i honestly think we'd be able to pull thru w/o him if need be
Jesus that Copp goal was a beauty
>Roussel can't buy a call because he's such a massive flopping faggot and everyone knows it
>the minnesota mild
>>66583895
That should've been a 4-minute minor for high-sticking on Fowler with the obvious injury to Roussel, but the refs are doing home-cookin' for Anaheim.
http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2016/4/3/11357118/flyers-vs-penguins-recap-battle-of-pennsylvania-isnt-fun-anymore
>isn't fun anymore
hahahahhaha
>>66583918
No, it's because Roussel is an infamous diving goon and no one likes him, he'd need to be decapitated to draw a call, and for good reason
>>66583945
>Anaheim
>calling anyone else infamous diving goons
Pot, meet kettle.
Did Roy pull the goalie yet
>>66583954
Yeah, I know, they give Perry the same treatment
>>66583924
their tears are so fuckin delicious
>habs call back John MVP Scott
Bout fuckin time, aye.
>mild
>Dullass pp
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66583693
>falling for reddit trolls
>the minnesot4 mild
>stars on PP
>give up 2 shorthanded breakaways
"""""cup""""" contender from the west gents
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee
This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey.
>losing to canadian """"professional""" hockey teams
>The wild who just beat the chicago blackhawks has now lost to three of the worst teams in the league.
Will the mild be swept in the first round?
bigger collapse: ruins or habs?
>>66581983
Holy shit this rekt lol
>>66584129
Habs, and I say that as a habs fan
>>66584126
They'll upset Dallas in 6 games and then get swept in the 2nd by the blackhawks, happens every year
Preds clinch the 7th spot with a wild loss. Id rather see the Preds/Kongs as the first round match up. Predators have played the Kongs real close.
>mild
>>66584100
Every time i see this, I come closer and closer to cringing right out of existence.
>Stoner being high as fuck 3x on the same play
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>66582882
btfo
End 2nd.
1-0 ANA.
Which eastern team will choke hardest? No matter who does, it'll be pretty embarrassing.
>>66584141
>They'll upset Dallas in 6 games
Remember when people said the Mild was a top 5 team?
>>66584219
I'm confirmed for pissed the fuck off
>>66584282
We all know it's going to be the caps. It's preordained at this point
>>66584282
did he die of blood clots?
Stop calling us a fucking meme, it's pissing me off.
>>66584315
While that is annoying, you know that saying that here just encourages them, right?
>>66584315
>no defense
>finnish goaltending
top meme
>>66584315
Youre a fucking meme
>>66584315
first day, friendo?
>>66584315
biggest meme team. then bolts
>>66584337
>>66584348
>>66584361
See what I mean?
>>66584361
>you're
It's your anon
>>66584315
meme
>>66584391
[spoiler] I've taken some bait, haven't I... [/spoiler]
Dullass should just play 5 man D when they're on the PP :^)
>>66584399 (You)
No, its You'r.
t. Professional Meme Team
>>66584399
Shut up pablo
>>66584423
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>66584450
word
are stars fans worse than rags fans?
>>66584466
Digits say yes
>>66584466
Hard to tell. The whole >Who can stop us
is probably posted by dank memers as well as Stors fans.
Both groups of fans think they have elite tendies though lel.
>>66584466
now? yes
last year? no
TWO SHORTIES LEL
>STORS
>Stars
they'll elect not to go man up at this point
why?
>Dullass pp x2
LMFAO
>>66584305
Your mom's vag is clotted with blood
>stors in charge of powerplays
How can one pp be so shit?
>>66584466
>Call's team a meme
>Gets mad when people post about the team
LITERALLY MAD AT MEMES
>be Stars
>give up shorthanded goals
stars only redeeming quality is >finnish goaltending
otherwise they are shit and will get swept in the first round.
Holy shit even when they're a man up they can't defend
What's the best possible SCF match up hoc?
>>66584544
Wild-Panthers
>>66584529
>finnish
>goaltending
hahahahahahahahaha
>>66584544
Ducks/Panthers
>>66584544
Define best
