IT.
HATH.
RETURNETH.
we made it bros!
pirates beat cards 4-1
archer got 12 Ks in 5 innings
mest vs. roylels
M's
Royals
jesus stop poking me in the back
>>66579669
hips lead the hands my son
orioles
>wait why are the angels and cubs starting the season against eachother
>oh nope it's just preseason on opening day 0.5
seriously baseball stop this shit
GUYS what meat should i buy to grill for the night game
>>66579582
> Reddick
>>66579731
tofu burgers
>>66579952
absolute;y disgusting
>>66579731
Chuck
>>66579731
hot dogs breh
>>66580023
this is what i was thinking, maybe some chicken too
>>66580023
>>66579731
>>66580039
>Amerifats
>>66580062
>he doesnt enjoy delicious bbq
lmao, its opening day!
nth for Marlins
so where will Timmy go?
is he still alive?
>>66580090
>Grilling
>Same as BBQ
>wake up tmrw
>STILL not opening day for my team
>>66580306
it is literally the same thing
>>66580360
lol kill yourself
>>66580360
Here's your (you) faggot. Even in cali people know the differnece
>>66580360
Just kill yourself
>>66580366
>>66580378
srs what is the difference? let me guess you guys are from texass
Greetings, /mlb, I come in hopes of getting some advice from you bros.
I'm about to purchase my mlb.tv package for this season, but I'm not sure if I should get the full premium package or just the single team package. I only watch one team so the decision seems obvious, but aside from the bonus of being able to watch any game should I ever feel the need, Premium also comes with mlb at bat premium app subscription.
Does anyone know the difference between the normal mlb at bat app and the premium one. If I just have the single team package will I still be able to watch games on my phone/tablet?
>>66580406
New Yorker here. The difference is that for BBQ, the meat is slow cooked. Usually takes at least 12 hours minimum. There are different variations of BBQ but it's all slow cooked no matter the variation. Grilling is just throwing meat on a grill for a few minutes.
Fuck, you are retarded.
>>66580566
its all bbq from grilling to slow cooking. you easterners need to get off your high horse. google bbq and let me know what you see chump
>opening day tomorrow
>at 9pm
For fuck sakes it's a work night. Why?
>>66580594
>google bbq and let me know what you see chump
A map of all the BBQ places in my hometown. Your point?
>>66580608
>least coast
>>66580619
images you idiot
Happy MLB Opening Day, /sp/fags
Fuck the Yankees
>>66580594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue
L
>>66580608
I know that feel
I got tickets to the game I'm amped
>>66580627
Wrong timezone.
>>66580627
Why are Analheim "fans" so moronic?
>>66580664
>>66580650
they have all types. whats your point?
>>66580685
im not even an angels fan, i just have that pic
>>66580685
>>66580680
Sorry I don't know who the team is in your picture so I just assumed the worst coast, least coast.
>>66580698
Read you stupid nigger. This is your last (you).
>>66580727
grilling is literally bbq
is there a cheaper place to buy hats online than MLB shop?
>>66580800
team stores have sales sometimes
>That ESPN My House video
Jesus christ this is fucking embarrassing. Its like the shit Cartoon Network does.
>>66580920
Yankees btfo without even playing kek
>>66580800
China
>Got 1 hour n 30 minutes before the next game
Spee wot do?
>>66580608
Because California
>>66580964
Fap vigoriously
>>66580964
have sex with your girlfriend
>>66580978
r-right
>have to relive the world series again
why did mlb do this to me?
should i skip work tomorrow
>>66580964
Im watching the new peewee Herman movie and my gf shopping so no booty
I hope the Angels aren't shit this year.
>>66581038
Use that suffering as fuel.
>>66581038
>implying we won't come out stronger and kick the shit out of the roylels
Tim Circlejerkian sounds like a muppet
>>66580537
I'll bump for you senpai
Is Degrom pitching? I have him on my fantasy team
>>66580964
I'm marathoning Victory Gundam
holy shit, all the female characters are terrible
>>66580920
Fucking rays man they always put up a fight and grind games out. Archer is a beast to be honest.
Is it autistic if I wear my Goldschmidt jersey to my morning class tomorrow? I'm leaving to the game right after
>>66581201
Who gives a fuck I would wear it.
>>66581201
nah. Its opening day.
>>66581148
nah they're letting harvey go out and throw 5 of the 25 innings he's allowed on the season
Have the rangers won yet?
>>66579582
Mets I guess. I just don't want to see the Royals do well, I suppose
>>66581257
>>66580317
Who's your team?
>that yamaka
oy vey
>>66580608
wagecuck detected
>>66581285
raising the banner soon
http://m.royals.mlb.com/kc/video/v567518983/live-royals-countdown-to-gametime
>>66581294
Neet basement dweller detected.
>>66581309
Ironic since I thought whos fans were all neets
>tfw Rockies baseball
Going to Coors next weekend.
>>66581428
How does it feel like when you step into a meme stadium?
tfw no military opening day gf
How much is Analslime paying Hamilton to eliminate them from the WC this year, bros?
> kurkjian's voice
>>66581525
Its a beautiful stadium. Great atmosphere. I really dont buy that you cant win there. The opponents have to deal with it as well.
>>66581601
$26.41M
>>66581628
i'll be visiting in june famalam, what should i do/see while i'm there?
Dubs and O's winning the World series this year.
>>66575252
>>66575252
here is thread
>>66581628
If you build to the park's strengths, you will be successful at home. That's why the M's have been getting destroyed with their terrible OBP.
>>66581054
Do it pussy, you weak if you don't
>tfw t-mobile has free promotion
>if you have a t-mobile data account you get MLBTV premium free for the year
>have t-mobile's "free 200 MB of data for life" tablet plan, pay nothing
>still get access to MLB TV premium for this whole season even though i pay literally zero
Feels good man
>>66581669
Depends what youre into.
16th Street Mall if you wanna wander with families
Colfax Street if you want music venues, wierd shops and homeless people.
Denver Art Museum is top notch
LODO for getting drunk
Drive west into I70 for mountain adventures.
>>66581684
They consistently run out medicore pitchers that get hammered. ERA 4.00 in another park that becomes 6.50 out here.
>>66581795
thanx bro
Who /T-Mobile/ here?
>>66581666
satan confirmed as josh hamilton. hell he even murdered a father on national TV
>>66581753
I have to use verizon since i live out in the fucking sticks does t mobile still have the free data for tablets going on?
>>66581889
Here. No more shitty bootleg streams for me.
>tfw alanna rizzo will die before the dodgers win a ring
>>66581979
MLB saying how this year's subscription is so great, less blackouts.... the Sunday night game is still blacked out. Fuck MLB fuck EPSn
>>66581971
http://www.t-mobile.com/landing/bring-your-own-tablet.html
would you bang jessica mendoza?
i definitely would
>>66582073
Hell yea tbqh
>>66582028
>Free year subscription
>Haha enjoy your blackouts 99% of the time
Cancer.
>>66582073
> implying any of us on /mlb/ can afford to be picky
>>66582134
Whatever. Least I got the at bat premium and can actually see pitches and videos and radio freds.
>opening day
>interleague
Absolutely disgusting
>>66583172
>odd number of teams in AL/NL
someone has to do it
>>66582073
No because she's ruining baseball
>>66583210
> this is what MRA actually believe
>>66583197
true, but they're doing 3 inter league series instead of just one
>>66583227
She only has the job because schilling offended terrorists and E!SJWpn had to check their privilege and earn some lefty brownie points.
>>66583279
> i don't understand the modern world at all
> everyone else should change, i'm the one who's right!
>>66583279
The baseball tonight crew is too white and they couldn't hire Reynolds again because he raped an intern and there's apparently no other black people retired from baseball who want to do commentary
Who are the meme teams this year boys
>>66583291
>implying most of the world feels the same way about women
>implying most of America isn't sick of how retarded leftist have gotten
>>66583343
oh, you're right. i forgot that women aren't people, how could i be so stupid? must be all that leftist propaganda.
>>66583291
Yurop is literally importing millions of people who don't let women show their hair
>>66583320
>indians
>mest
>tardinals
>>66583376
Mendoza isn't even good at commentary. She has zero chemistry with the rest of the crew and her knowledge of the game is very low. But please keep spouting your leftist fallacies about how I want to kill all women because I think it's wrong to put an under qualified person on a position just to fill a quota.
>>66583443
stay deluded, /pol/
>>66583443
Does John Kruk still commentate? No way that she's worse than him
>>66583376
Shes just bad. Softball is not baseball. Shes only there to talk about her dad and muh memories. Theyre trying to meme for more viewers.
>>66583452
>literally no counter argument
Stay assblasted, tumblr
Why does softball even exist? Why can't girls play baseball?
>>66583644
ball is to small
OFFICIAL MEME TEAM POWER RANKINGS
Eternal meme tier: Cubs, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners
High tier: Astros, White Sox, Indians, Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Mets, Phillies
Mid-tier: Royals, Orioles, Tigers, Angels, Twins, Rays, Jays, D-backs, Braves, Reds, Marlins, Pirates
Blue Blood tier: Red Sox, Yankees, A's, Dodgers, Giants, Cardinals
>>66583697
>royals not in eternal or at least high meme tier
u wot
>>66583776
>baseball blue bloods still BTFO
>>66583697
being bloo blood is a meme
>>66583697
>Nationals
Just kill me, sempai
> mfw Giants win the World Series again over you plebs
>>66583697
ACTUAL MEME TEAMS
>Cubs
>Nationals
>Dodgers
OFFICIAL BANDWAGON
1. Cubs
2. Red Sox
3. Yankees
4. Giants
5. Royals
>>66583952
>giants that low
no
>>66583697
>who's
>high tier
What's their meme? Sucking?
>>66583995
>who's
that's their meme
>>66583952
>doubting the Mariners meme power
Pirates front office should be arrested for highway robbery on this Polanco deal. This kid is gonna be a stud.
>>66584068
gotta realize that is only buys out 3 FA seasons (with the options)
>mest still getting BTFO by Edinson Volquez
kek
>its a commentator literally cant go 90 fucking seconds without mentioning the royals dont strike out episode
>>66584188
>they just put the ball in play and don't strike out
Going to be a long fucking season.
>>66583966
Its not a meme if you back it up with rings
>>66584188
>>66584275
>bandwagoners don't appreciate the underdog plucky aw shucks salt of the earth play the game the right way missouri gold logo royals
A FUCKING LEAF
>>66584112
It starts next season, so they have him locked up till 2021 (2023 with the options). I would guess it's something like $2 million next year, with an increase of like $2.5M every year after. Based on what I've seen, I see no reason why he won't outperform that by like $20M over that time.
>>66584285
Ring*
>>66584313
I mean through 2021
>>66584304
t. uppity bandwagoner
>>66584304
Never said it wasn't appreciated it just gets annoying as fuck when the announcers have nothing else to say but le put ball in play team all the fucking time.
>>66584285
you mean "ring"
>>66584275
If the jays won would you prefer to hear about dingers errywhere and how you win by hitting the ball out of the park, thereby removing all defensive influence?
TTO or Smallball?
>>66584473
Dingers all day erryday
TOP 5 TEAMS LIKELY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES
1.Blue Jays
2.Royals
3.O's
4.Cubs
5.Rangers
>>66584490
But it wouldn't be the fun all the time, commentators would John Madden it like they're doing with the royals now.
>To win, you gotta score more points
>What hit gets you the most points? Dinger, case closed.
>>66584501
O's are going to be a dumpster fire. Ruins your list completely.
Trash rotation
Trash defense
>>66584501
>cubs
>ws
>winning
ya lost me
>>66584501
That 3 through 5 is an atrocity
>soria
>soria
JUST
>Joke-im
>>66584501
You are retarded. Quit drinking tap water.
>Assdribble
>>66584501
>>66584598
>Trash defense
Nigger what? RF is literally the only bad defensive position.
wew lad
sorry tigers your secret agent isn't enough to stop us
Aside from the Rasy offense literally taking a shit on the field, Opening Day was based.
wew lads
the cyborg does it again
>>66585184
Stroshow
Wew lad
>wade davis will never pound your asshole like he pounds the strikezone
why even live brehs
>>66580537
Get T-Mobile contract for now and get a premium sub for free this year
>osuna looking shaky
the cartel got to him didnt they
I've waited a whole year for tomorrow guys
don't let me down
>google image search "marlins man"
>Become increasingly envious of his lifestyle.
He's pretty much living the dream life.
Does he have a wife?
>>66585285
Could your team please quit wasting Trout's talent with shity rosters?
>>66585285
Can we have trout pls
do you have a rembrandt on your team?
>>66581168
Discussion topic: Given the scale of competition presented by each lineup, Archer actually had a more dominant night. Aaaand discuss.
Discussion topic: Joakin Soria
>>66585397
lot of guys were rusty and its the trop
>>66585463
>allot of guys were rusty
Then what the hell was all that spring training for? No excuses
>>66581201
nope. the babes will be mirin' your fresh gear desu senpai
Before i go to sleep, i would like to dedicate this to ESPN for letting a woman commentate a game and ruining the great game of baseball:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66581628
>I really dont buy that you cant win there. The opponents have to deal with it as well.
The difference is that only the Rockies have to play half their games there. Everyone else gets to play in more normal parks the most of the time.
Coors is beautiful though, I'll agree with that. Underrated for sure.
Predict your lineup and rotation WARs
Eaton: 2-3
Rollins: 1-2
Abreu: 3-4
Frazier: 3-4
Melky: .5-1.5
Garcia: -1-.5
Lawrie: -.5-1
Jackson: 0-1
Avila: -1-.5
Sale: 4-5
Quintana: 2-3
Rodon 1.5-2.5
Latos: -1-0
Danks: -1-0
>all those black holes
Fuck...
>>66585596
>latos plays for the whosox now
wait wut
>>66585606
They picked him up for 3 mil. It was a backup plan for the rotation in case Johnson and Turner sucked ass which they did. But from what we saw, Latos sucked ass too. Just no winning...
>>66585385
the actual rembrandt retired on top
Are the Royals the official team of /sp/?
>mfw the new DBacks jerseys and pants
>>66585582
Sure its not always the same team but there is always an away team dealing with the same massive outfield and altitude.
>>66585618
if only sale could start 60 games a season
>>66585660
No, that's the Red Sox. Most bandwagon casual shitposters so it's perfect for /sp/ - /ShitPost/
>>66585333
Nah, doesn't have any financial responsibilities other than whatever the fuck he wants, plus does all of his law work via online while he travels.
Literally living the life.
Do you think I'll ever get a ring someday anon?
Doesnt anyone actually object to the impending NL adoption of the DH rule?
>>66585596
how do you predict WAR?
>>66585770
work for fangraphs and use a random number generator
>>66585770
Spreadsheets and autism
>>66585765
I like the dynamic of AL using DHs and NL using Pitchers. I think it'll change in the near future though since pitchers are being paid so much now, and they'll want to keep their injury risk down.
>>66585770
Formulas involving advanced and theoretical calculus, deep statistics, and most importantly discrete mathematics.
>>66585774
then ignore that random number generator, make a ridiculously low prediction based on previous data so you could later write articles about how X player blew away all projections
>>66585596
Pillar - 7
Donaldson - 10
Bautista - 11
Encarnacion - 9
Tulowitzki - 8
Collabelo - 6
Saunders - 7
Martin - 7
Goins - 6
Stroman - 15
Dickey - 12
Estrada - 10
Sanchez - 8
Happ - 9
Lifelong jays fan here
>>66585858
Boy this joke sure is getting stale...
>>66585770
You use conditions that you deem fair and don't share those tho.
>>66583443
i might be willing to give memedoza a chance if they gave her a solo announcing job steam of being in a bukake commentary gangbang.
>tfw once vin scully dies all baseball will just be 5 people talking over each other forever
>>66585765
lifelong dodgers fan here. my mom and grandma told me the DH was heresy and AL were meme teams.
IMO I like how the pitchers actually have to bust their asses and work like everyone else on office.
Seeing Grenkie get stuck on first base in DC during a 100 degree day and sweat his fucking ass off and having to pitch right after than was fun.
AL pitchers are casual faggots who fap in between innings since they dont have to hit
>>66585858
Theyre going to be a playoff team but thats just bait.
>>66585907
the jays are legit my friend we are winning the next two WS back to back
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>66583952
>win the division 3 years in a row
>meme
>>66585907
Gee the flag didn't tip you off?
>>66585921
>doubting the force of an entire nation being behind one team
Why are the Diamondbacks going after Michael Broun instead of just using Brito? Brito has a .303 batting average
>>66585904
I just love baseball but im probably 60/40 for the DH. In the end there are just too many embarrassing pitcher ABs. PHs are ok but those players can see more playing time with a DH slot. Alot of teams dont have a big bat for that and instead use it to platoon players.
[spoiler]Dodgers are not making the playoffs XD[/spoiler]
>>66585948
I understand the kike reasons why people want the DH, it still does not make me like the idea. I would puke in my mouth a bit if the dodgers hired some 45 year old tubby piece of shit to swing for the fences all the time and not to field at all.
Dodgers will miss the playoffs our kike FO gave us a stupid nigger manager and they were so jewy they let one of the living GOATS go to the dbacks because they were worried about overpaying him in fucking 2023. Dodgers are tanking for draft picks this year
>>66579631
FINGERS CROSSED for this season, M's-Bro. Can't wait to sit at the bar tomorrow night and BS about the Mariners!
Is Harper gonna stay on the nationals? His contract is almost done
>>66585962
>they were so jewy they let one of the living GOATS go to the dbacks because they were worried about overpaying him in fucking 2023.
Not a dodgers fan but I fucking hate this shit so fucking much.
/pol/ was right.
>>66585978
yankees are clearing out their shit contracts and not taking on new ones just so they can offer harper a 400mil/10 year contract
>>66585366
FUCK MIKE TROUT
>>66585967
>tfw i have season tickets to the mariners high A ball team
M's drafting was hilariously bad. I think only 2-3 people got called up all year, team went 26 wins 44 loses in the first half, 35 Wins 35 Loses in the 2nd half but i think they went on a 15 game win streak raping qt rookie ball and low A callups
>>66585962
uhhh ok chief.
>>66585999
andrew friedmen please take your trips and hang yourself
![usp_mlb__spring_training-pittsburgh_pirates_at_tor_80656926[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L0JFDmS.jpg "usp_mlb__spring_training-pittsburgh_pirates_at_tor_80656926[1].jpg")
Post players who absolutely /420blazeit/
Starting with John Jaso.
>>66586008
ethier probably smokes a ton to deal with pain
>>66586005
Id be mad too if my team spent 253 million dollars on a 3rd place team.
>>66586008
>>66585858
Where's Price? He's gonna get 1000 ERAs this year cap it btw diehard Jays fan here
>>66586023
of any of the dodgers who probably blaze it, it's kike hernandez
>>66586064
i bet puig got fat off of weed and taco bell last year. he might be roiding now
Who's your favorite player on your favorite team? And your favorite player on another team? Goldy/scherzer
![MaddonHippie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EUxVWtI.jpg "MaddonHippie[1].jpg")
>>66586023
>>66586059
So do you guys like just wanna like fuckin hop on in and like..... yeah? I've got a couple a bongs and like some other shit and ....... yeah.
>>66586073
Scott Van Sylke
Dee Gordon
>>66586101
just bust your ass and use whatever tutoring center your school has as much as possible
>>66585858
>Yanks fans are so booty bothered by the Blue Jays they resort to this day in day out
What a time to be alive /mlb/, feels good to be relevant
>opening day
>on a tuesday
>against an interleague opponent
Is the MLB trying to ruin opening day?
>>66586073
Jose Abreu
Yu Darvish
>>66586136
MLB know opening day at dodger stadium or AT&T would sell out even if it is one some random fucking weekday
>>66585858
>knowing who pillar, martin, and goins is
>spelling bautista, encarnacion, and donaldsons name correctly
>knowing what a rotation is
Return your meming license immediately. You very suck at this.
>>66586276
Here we see the two types of softball player
Skinny stick girls and tree trunk legged female prince fielders.
>>66586276
Buy how's that possible? Don't you people have work? Those lawns aren't going to more themselves.
>>66586073
KLUBBOT/Nolan Arenado
Tomorrow is Day 1. Let's see what happens.
>>66586288
>a THICK softball girl will never sit on your face and make you give her head to prep her for the girl bull
why live?
why cant girls play normal baseball sp?
>>66586276
If the spiccer home opener is sold out, who's mowing the lawns?
>>66586294
Real jobs have these things called vacation days, where you talk to your boss a few weeks/months before hand and set a certain time where it is agreed that you won't come in to work.
>>66586303
>>66586294
go take your stale bean burrito jokes to /hoc/ the dodgers play in the 2nd greatest city in america and it makes flyovers jealous
>>66586101
Hey could be worse. Im 23 and just starting out in college
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON
HAPPY FELIX DAY
>>66586297
#ClevelandRox
>>66586338
>>66585765
Only problem I have with the DH is that by adding it you're telling people it's ok to have a roster of 8 guys who play the full game while two other guys only have to play half the game. It's bad enough bullpen pitchers are specializing.
>>66586511
Its gay seeing pitchers as an automatic out or a bunt sacrafice
>>66586542
>pitchers never have to hit
>act shocked when they are bad
If all the shortstops in NL never had to hit they would be bad too.
With all the interleague play pitchers never get a chance to become elite hitters like Ruth
