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Is he okay now?
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He'll be fine
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>>66575681
Is he still in a coma?
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>>66575725
from what the ferarri guy said, he's out of coma but a total vegetable
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>>66575661
he can count to potato again
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If he was in any way able to stammer a sentence they would have pulled him in front of a camera for a statement already. Probably PVS/vegetable.
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looks like pic related won the rivalry in the end
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Why do ski accidents fuck people up in such weird ways?
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>>66575661
as far as a potato can be okay, I guess
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>>66577140
With Finns, you win.
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>>66577248
Especially violent head trauma + getting immediate medical aid, which is crucial for things like bleeding on the brain, takes forever at Ski resorts.

People who haven't gone skiing before don't realise how fucking fast you can go if you lose control. Apparently he hit a rock, if it's like I picture mentally, I'm amazed he's not dead.
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>>66578020
It seems he didn't even fall that hard. It's just that falling on your head in a bad way will fuck you hard it the things that should not be damaged no matter what are damaged.
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>>66578020
>>66578134

>But now investigators believe that they may have found a reason for the seriousness of the crash. They think that his helmet camera could have actually worsened the blown, and caused the helmet to shatter into pieces.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/michael-schumacher/10640839/Michael-Schumacher-skiing-crash-did-helmet-camera-cause-head-injuries.html

Was this ever confirmed or refuted?
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>>66578330
It was 100% confirmed. So sad.
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>>66577248

It's real easy to get reckless and you're always a long way from a hospital.
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>>66578020
true, i have no idea how fast i ski
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>>66577248
Because you're sliding down a damn mountain at an extremely high speed with next to no protection.
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He could have fought for the title in 2014, 2015 and 2016.
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>>66577248
Most ski accidents happen when the skier loses control. That stuff isn't pretty, and you can smack into other things at ridiculously high speeds.

Additionally Schumacher was outside of the official ski slopes and smashed his head on a rock.
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>>66579436
> that flag
legit
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No money for his heirs yet. I bet they wished they had pulled his plug.
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>>66577248

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnCwtddlxb4
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The worst part is knowing he was relatively fine immediately after the crash but then the brain fucks itself over reacting to the trauma.

Hopefully they find a breakthrough with stem cells and shit.
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>>66575661
>tfw you forgot Shumias was a vegetable.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REMINDED ME??????????

FUCK YOU FUCKING LEAF
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>>66579436
I remember an Austrian Alpine skier who very severely broke his leg. The surgeons fucked up significantly enough that his leg had to be amputated.
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>>66579581
It's very sobering seeing this man who had amassed a fortune in the hundred of millions of Euros, now facing financial ruin due to the insane medical expenses.

In my will I will make it very clear to pull the plug rather than let my family suffer for me.
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>>66583680
His medical expenses aren't going to eat into his fortune. He's going to spend whatever life he has left quadrospazzed on a life-glug. Not many expenses there save for electricity and baby food for his feeding tube. Will likely die in the next five years and then everybody's in the money.
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this is what comes up when i google him
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>>66577140
you mean schumy is braindead but mika is still more retarded?
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>>66583719
I recall a dodgy report claiming that his family pays 100k per week on intensive care. Apparently they sold his private jet as well as another house of theirs. Not sure how much of that is true, but it doesnt seem implausible ..
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>>66584095
>>66579581
American here, dont these countries pay for health insurance?
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>>66584932
>American here

And you're as fucking dumb as you're flag suggests.

Yeah they would pay for his treatment if he went through the public system and was treated at a public hospital in his home country.

But they aren't going to pay tens of millions so that Michael Schumacher's family can build a world-class medical facility in their home and fly in the best doctors from around the world.

Imbecile
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>>66585429
capitalism wins again
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>>66578569
>eternal schumi/mercedeswinslol
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>>66575661
yes
he is in heaven right now
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>>66577248

It wasn't the fall that fucked Schummy up so much as being treated by French doctors afterwards
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>>66578330
icrievertiem.iso
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The fact that his family still hides him from the press/public and that there's little information regarding his health leads me to believe he is in a very bad condition.
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>>66585857
I think so too. He's probably signing for Sauber any day now.
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Welp, can't slow down once you go fast.
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>>66575661
he is putting in the fast laps, he will overtake death in the pits.
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>>66585900

The legendary German sense of humour to the fore hahaha.
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>>66583680

He was worth nearly a Billion dollars, there's absolutely no way that they're facing any financial crisis whatsoever.

>>66584095

They sold the house and jet because they've no use for them, not that they needed the money. I work for a company that looks after private jets, they're fucking expensive to run, even when they're sitting around doing nothing. Cheaper to sell.
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>>66578330
>They think that his helmet camera could have actually worsened the blown, and caused the helmet to shatter into pieces.

Be a hero they said.

but in all seriousness if it's true, i predict massive lawsuit
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>>66586325
This isn't America
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>>66586325

>implying that any other nation needs a special needs helmet for daily life like the seppos.
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i work as a mailman in Gland (where he lives) and can confirm that he is basically braindead
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>>66586353
>Implying a mailman would even get past the door of his mansion
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>>66583273
That'll teach him, this guy obviously thought he was top shit and was lax with his movements. A majority of accidents can be avoided if people weren't so careless
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>>66577248
I lived for 5 years in the Patagonia as a rescue specialist for some ski resorts. The main problem it's not only that due to the low temperature your kidneys are much more vulnerable and you are asking your body to segregate much more adrenaline which will affect your immune system. that, summed to the fact that skiiers go at extremely high speeds with more paraphernalia, means that overall they are more propense to have more disastrous falls than, say, snowboarding.

i want to believe that schumi got help on his way in a heartbeat, because if someone is on a critical condition in such a extreme temperature even small wounds can become life-threatening.
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>>66575661
He'll be diejobu
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>>66588486
one day i will travel south america and visit patagonia and climb on the top of a huge mountain only to think of that argentinian rescue specialist anon on /sp/

all i gotta do is learn spanish
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>>66575765
>a total vegetable
So, what's the point in keeping him alive? Maybe it's best to let the man go.
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And that's why skiing is fucking scary to me.

I love skydiving, bungee jumping, surfing, anything like that. But fuck skiing. So much shit that can go wrong so easily.
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>>66592735

Faggot
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