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BBC BTFO BY BBC
Rip stokes
>bbc btfo
who /premature/ here
>England cucked by BBC
>again
kek
KEK
Theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
>>66574016
I dont 'get it.
This team is absolutely destructive. It's SO SO SO refreshing to see a team be so dominating in a sport, yet have so much FUN off the field. They don't take life and sport so seriously, and have the media criticize their every move.
I really hope the WICB takes a hard look at their team and INVEST in these phenomenal individuals. Most of all, I hope they PARTY like crazy!!!
All the best in the future, West Indies! You have gained a lifelong fan, love from a die hard Team India fan. CHAMPION!!!!
>>66574066
>364-5
>cucked
>>66575569
meant at >>66575096 desu
B L A C K E D
any good international test matches coming up?
please watch our sport
>>66578444
Probably, I wouldn't know. IPL and CPL are both coming up over the next few months though. Meme20 to the world lads.
>>66578444
Don't know but me and the lads have just booked to see England v Pakistan in August #waheeeyyyy
>>66578444
england vs shit lanka in may I think. will be a boring whitewash with green tops early on in >our conditions against a sri lanka team without a solid spine with experience in these conditions. only good thing it will show is if anderson has a future, because if he doesn't get wickets against this sri lanka this early in the season he's done as an international cricketer. also the england opening batsman meme will probably continue
>>66574066
Ben Chokes
The student has surpassed the master.
Has Ben Stokes not played Stick Cricket before?
lmao good work senpai
password is zerogoose, don't post anything that isn't an original /cric/ post (from the archive or whatever)
>>66580809
>All those downvotes
>>66575096
Fucking lmao
>>66580809
>douche
That's so reddit.
I'd like to be a janitor here as I have enjoyed this board substantially, even if I haven't commented much recently, and have a lot of experience with 4chan moderation in general.
I am easily available at all australian hours via 4chan on my phone, and on my computer late afternoon onwards. I fully support the comment rules, I feel they keep debate and conversation at a certain standard, which overall benefits the community. This community has managed to stay decent despite its growing subscriber base as a result of these rules.
I am also a massive cricket nerd, across all formats from t20 to test to women's; and would be happy to step my involvement in this community back up. I've been feeling the itch for watching lots of cricket again recently.
>>66582384
>>66582654
who knew it was this simple
>>66580809
You're going to get shadowbanned.
The most pussy thing about Reddit is the way they ban you. Instead of just fucking banning your account, they take the pussy route and make it so other Plebbitors can't see your posts. It's so fucking Reddit it hurts.
Source: I've trolled quite a few Ledditors in my day.
>Samuels on Shane Warne: "I don't know why he talks this way about me. Maybe because my face is real and his face is not."
the redditor will love this
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>cuckland
LMAO
>>66584192
I rekon Warne will take credit for Samuels' innings. Warne UNIRONICALLY thinks HE is the reason Starc became elite when he was constantly chatting shit about Starc in 2014.
Warne is one of the most petulant pieces of shit I have ever seen. The reason he was rubbishing Starc was because Starc told him to fuck off when Warne said that he could make a comeback and walk into the team in place of Lyon.
Warne is only keeping quite about Starc atm because the latter is elite. But I guarantee you in 5-6 years time when Starc starts to decline Warne will be all over him again. He literally never lets grudges go. See: Steve Waughner
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-04/abc-sport-weekly-quiz/7296580?section=sport
6/10 lads §mh tßh ƒam
>>66585670
8/10
completely guessed the AFL/NRL ones, never even heard of any of those people
>>66579055
didn't sri lanka thrash you the last time they played in england?
>>66585776
is this real? did he post it himself?
>>66584192
damn he ruined his earlier comment with that.
the whole "I let my bat do the talking. drop mic" thing was ice cold nigga material. But to then do an interview complaining about warne after it just negates it
>>66579055
Bring Lyth back and let him build international confidence by stapaddding against SL 2bh
>>66585600
One good thing about it is that it makes him really compliment how much the black caps have improved, because it lets him shit on John Buchanan.
Don't mind that at all 2bh
>>66585600
>See: Steve Waughner
that was fucking pathetic
>play like shit
>get dropped from the team
>replacement ends up winning the game
>"wow steve you're such a fucking cunt :(("
>>66585776
>behaves in a responsible manner
>always
>>66585831
reminder he only hates Buchanan because he told him he was fat and made him run laps during training
>>66585832
Steve Smith is a superior more ruthless captain than Steve Waugh imo.
Waugh would never have had the balls to make his best bowler bat on a broken foot in order to win a test.
That's GOAT pragmatism.
>>66585887
Allan Border was even better lad
>40+ C 80% humidity
>Dean Jones had already scored a century after batting for hours on debut
>literally pissing his pants and vomiting after every run
>asks AB if he can retire hurt
>LITERALLY gets threatened with being permanently dropped from the team unless he keeps playing
>ends up collapsing and gets rushed to hospital after scoring a double century
>Border claims responsibility for the score
>>66585913
I heard Jones talk about this, he saying he was smashing cans of coke to rehydrate, kek.
>>66585940
Fanta, I think it was. The 5% fruit juice, healthy choice.
>>66585940
yeah there's an interview about it somewhere on youtube
apparently when he got to the ED, someone recognised him and yelled out there was a cricket player there and literally every doctor and nurse abandoned their patients to take care of him kek
>>66574016
kek
>>66585913
Border was a proper fucking bastard
I remember there was one ashes series where Australia had already one the game, so Border decided that instead of trying to win the last game he was just going to bat for the whole fucking game just to grind England into submission for the next series
>>66585951
https://youtu.be/3hvnxbbX4fA?t=7m13s
here it is, Border at his best
>>66586025
Based AB
That sort of ruthlessness would not be possible these days. If you show any agro you would get sentenced to 6 months counseling and reprogramming.
>>66586025
Now I'm down the rabbithole watch cricket yarns on youtube.
https://youtu.be/MlLqvFfw9ig
>>66586118
>will steve smith keep his spot?
KEK I remember those days
>>66586127
missed a will smith joke there m8
>tfw no gf
rigged tbqh
the chances of the windies winning literally every toss for the tournament was like 1%
>>66586836
1.66% famalam
>>66586836
Jamaican voodoo m8
>>66585788
beat us 1-0, could have gone either way. should have won the first test, they drew with one wicket left and lost the second in the last ball of the game. it was the first test series after >we got 5-0'd iirc and they had mahela and sanga. completely different teams, sri lanka lost 2 legends and england have got a lot more confidence and are playing far better
>>66587640
Looking forward to the Eng v Pak test on 3rd August as well. Edgbaston is always a quality day out.
Cummins is yet another talent from Australia. We have about 10-12 world class quicks that would walk into any team on the planet. Cummins is quick, raw, strong and aggressive, which is how we breed them Down Under. I reckon we have the best fast bowling unit seen since the days of the late 70s/early 80s Windies. Every team doctors their pitches to try to negate the effects of our pacers and this is because they are scared of us. Cummins, Patto, Starc and the rest will keep Aus at no.1 and allow us to dominate for another 10 years at least.
>>66589072
Wishful thinking mate, your fast bowling is good but your batsmen lack the patience and maturity needed in test cricket. We doctor our pitches so that the likes of Anderson and Broad can dismantle your batting line up without breaking a sweat. Yes we struggle on your bouncy castle wickets, but I reckon we'll be fine in 2017.
>>66575539
where is this pasta from?
desu
Daniel's back lads
>>66596887
>>66596887
>>66596887
>>66596907
Fuck off Daniel
>>66596907
a cross over /sp/ck/ would satisfy about 90% of my use of this shithole. we could call ourselves /sp/i/ck/s
>>66590702
®eddit or ƒacebook most likely
>>66590702
defeinitely leddit
who /chimpyon/ here?
>>66597364
/ck/ is so full of autists it's insane
>>66596907
What was the post?
>>66600247
some bullshit about coffee
here's some more totally not daniel posts
>>66597289
>>66597423
>>66600204
You can thank /tv/ for that
>>66600376
kek, sounds a bit like statschink but the 'english games' part gives it away.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/35959968
>A statement on the Northants website said it had seemed "unlikely" Panesar would be added to their squad because the "player budget for 2016 was already confirmed".
>"Monty has now organised his own funding and the chances of him playing for Northamptonshire County Cricket Club are looking more likely," the statement added.
Kek lads, Monty is literally doing it >for free
>>66600204
absolutely, guaranteed replies, no bait required.
Daniel, you here m8?
How does it feel to not even top score against "a bunch of people who had never played before"?
>>66573709
Just stopping by to say 10/10 title.
>>66602654
>25 (16)
>2 sixes
>"I really hate T20"
Also kek was it him who was asking everyone to come join the other day?
>>66602805
daniel doesn't post here anymore m8, he quit
>>66602805
It literally was. No doubts about it.
>>66602872
daniel doesn't post here anymore m8, he quit
>>66575096
Why is the stadium so empty?
>>66602915
The big strong caribbeans don't care about test /cric/ anymore
>>66602915
BBC's only care about slog20
is /cric/ kill?
Why do USA come to /cric/?
>>66603101
Because /cric/ is GOAT
Because /cric/ is comfy
Because /cric/ is patrician
>>66603057
yeh, it'll be like this until the next AUS series, which is overseas so still only moderate activity
>you now realise the 2019 English Summer will be a World Cup and Ashes double
Can someone look through the Panama Papers and try to find RC?
>>66603057
dunno if people care about IPL, but I don't.
please watch our winter sports
http://www.theaccnz.com/audio-archive/ben-stokes-mum-calls-matt-jerry/
is this real? I don't know who these guys are so the whole thing might be satire. But incase it is
LGTSS
>Poo Peelanders
is MWNGF stealing our memes?
>>66603101
I am an Indian studying computer science at American university
IPL Fantasy League anyone?
>>66604032
send me a link
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>66604636
http://fantasy.iplt20.com/IPL/en/1/userhome.do
>>66603299
>404
Fuck. looks like it got taken down.
It's the Alternative Commentary Collective. They're taking the piss. They do an alternative commentary during ODIs normally. It's pretty based desu.
Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Leigh Hart, Jason Hoyte are the main guys.
>>66604771
This seemed legit. It was UNIRONICALLY Stokes' mum calling up and having a cry about them being big and mean by mocking Stokes.
>"B-but his grandfather and cousins heard it. S-stop bullying him. Kevin Pietersen and T-tino Best were nice to him on twitter :( Why do you have to be so mean?"
My assumption is it has been taken down because the very first thing she said was "I want to talk to someone off-air" and the first thing they did was upload it onto their site.
>that last over
Never seen anything like it.
Immense.
Dirty ginger Stokes irreversibly BTFO.
Brathwaite on eternal GOAT watch.
>>66604834
2 days too late m8
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66604840
I'm not your mate.
>>66604929
Fuck you
>>66605106
>>66602654
can just imagine his ""friends"" watching him autistcally note down every ball bowled and run scored
what the fuck goes on in his brain?
>>66604840
I'm not your mate.
Like most of us non Caribbeans on this general, the Windies are my second team to support as a neutral. And it just saddens me when I hear reports stating that the West Indies might disband as a cricketing entity.
In the light of the amazing victory at the WT20, a lot of muck has been thrown at their board, the WICB. For most part, I have seen allegations of them being corrupt and incompetent. Now I can wholeheartedly agree on the incompetent part, in light of Sammy's comments about the uniforms not being ready etc. but is there any evidence to suggest that the WICB has been corrupt or siphoned off funds meant for the players or developing cricketing infrastructure?
Now, it is very easy to buy into the words of someone like Sammy or Bravo or Gayle when they talk negatively about the WICB, simply because they are extremely affable people. However, it is very important to see both sides of the story.
This is what I feel/speculate: the WICB are wrong in asking the players to compulsorily represent the WI when there is a schedule clash with other T20 leagues, especially considering the fact that the WICB cannot compete with the leagues in terms of monetary compensation. They also err on the line of arrogance when they force reluctant players to play testsand discard them when these players refuse. Not to mention other stupidities like not having kits ready or supporting your team going into a world tournament.
Also, the WICB seems to earn a decent revenue and a healthy profit, going by this report:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-2338491/Scandal-hit-BCCI-makes-highest-profit-Test-playing-countries.html
So, I fail to see the payment issue here. Maybe I am wrong or am missing something. I would like to know more. If someone could please throw light on this with relevant references (:
P.S: I think Wavell Hinds and 50 Cent are dopplegangers
>>66605215
t. Harsha_Bhosade
>>66605281
do you mean Harsha Bhogle?
>>66605289
bhosada means loose cunt in hindi
>>66605299
what type of loose cunt?
>>66605350
ask your mum :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar384W9ggSo
>>66604971
You'd like that wouldn't you, fucking ass bandit.
>>66605360
B U R N
>>66605360
w- well you're a poor cunt
>>66604771
here it is
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:vbgioy-SCCkJ:www.theaccnz.com/audio-archive/ben-stokes-mum-calls-matt-jerry/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk
Any brits here or have they all offed themselves? Should I book tickets for the second test in the summer or will I be easily able to just get some entry going on the day?
>>66605386
Please don't bomb our sport.
>>66605386
You should book m8, Paki Test matches in England always sell out because the locals love to get in to support their team
>>66605397
kek
>tfw the crowds at the Paki Eng tests will look like the crowds at the World T20
>>66605146
>>66605367
Go fuck each other cunts
>>66605350
delete this.
>>66605360
never delete this.
>>66605386
Should probably be able to buy on the day given the kind of test it is, but no point really, may as well buy in advance. Get hype for a mostly paki crowd too, you'll feel right at home booing Moe along with all the traitorous cunts
>>66605419
DELET THIS FILE RIGHT NOW
>>66605427
You seem upset.
>>66605436
You too seem upset.
>>66605386
>>66605397
>>66605441
>>66605462
POO
>>66605438
Mom is telling me to shave but I like my look
>>66605462
Fake and gay.
>>66605481
2bh if I were on a bus or a plane with you, I'd probably take you out, just in case.
>>66605498
Islam is taking over your country my friend, I'm migrating there soon.
>>66605514
I'm not your friend.
>>66605519
Inshallah we will be friends one day 'mate'
>>66605514
Canada=/=Poo Peeland, Wankush
> It is believed that the word cricket is based on the word cric, meaning a crooked stick possibly a shepherd's crook (early forms of cricket used a curved bat somewhat like a hockey stick), or on a Middle Dutch phrase for hockey, met de (krik ket)sen ("with the stick chase").
based /cric/
anyone got that picture of the Argentina womens cricket team?
i remember it being full of qts
>>66605576
elite based muscular /cric/ blowing modern words out
did /u/basedgoosey get banned?
>>66605654
Yes
>>66605541
Just joking la
>>66605658
Fuck
Should we make a new redditposting account lads? Maybe be more subtle this time?
>>66605678
Krazycunt? already did but he didn't give the password out yet
>>66605678
good idea lad
Its my birthday today
>>66605912
Hope you had a good day lad
Its my birthday today
>>66606000
>>66606009
>poo2loo
>>66606011
please watch our sport
/cric/ on dead "poomunity" watch
/nrl/ on thriving community watch
>>66606087
its the off-season, bogan
>mention /nrl/
>kuntykucka immediately replies
KEK, literal obsession
>>66606102
And yet you are still here trying to force discussion to keep your social club alive.
lmao
>>66605514
reported desu
>>66605912
kys
>>66606428
Fine, I'll just go to Canadastan instead.
>>66606499
are there literally no good unis in malaysia?
>>66606508
Not really, quality of education's quite bad.
>>66606535
which one are u going to in can?
>>66606557
Still making the decision. I probably won't say it here but people will find out anyways.
>>66606605
should have applied to based /uwa/ lad
how the fuck do people find out about your life lmao
>>66606629
I can't bother applying to Australia but a lot of my friends will be going there.
People found out about me because I've posted some stuff on here which leaked my identity.
>>66606684
there's a ton of indo malay ""qts"" in my EE classes
it's kinda funny people give a fuck lol
>>66606698
and by a ton i mean like 5 chicks. 1 of them is kinda hot
>>66606698
> indo malay
>""qts""
Pick one m8
A number of people have been doxxed on here.
>>66606629
UWA is literally firing all it's academic staff. It's got a good reputation but it's not gonna last.
>>66580809
>Implying men aren't better at gymnastics too due to more muscle per square centimeter of body.
>>66606709
>A number of people have been doxxed on here.
i know lol, how come your face isn't on faces of /cric/
>>66606714
who dis
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/929369.html
Lads
Crabman is playing with his son
>>66606724
Please watch our sport
>>66606726
>i know lol, how come your face isn't on faces of /cric/
The people who found out aren't dickheads so that was fortunate.
>>66606731
Based Chanders
>>66606760
>statsbitch
>not a dickhead
im alright tho
>>66606724
based denmark
>>66605678
>Should we make a new redditposting account lads? Maybe be more subtle this time?
Post the account details on here. We'll do it... together, as a team.
>>66606764
Statschink drops way too many based truthbombs to be labeled a dickhead. You're alright as well Krazybro.
>>66607170
Can someone do it? This is most likely going to be the last /cric/ thread of the season so it needs to be done soon.
Deleted previous one, probably too similar too previous username. New one.
Username: BigStrongA
Password: /cric/
>>66607867
Ok good one lad, I'll try to keep it subtle.
>>66607867
time to post on /r/cuckold
