Match thread
>>66573165
WI won lads!
EMO EDITION
BASED SAMMY
WICB BTFO
MARK NICHOLAS BTFO
SHANE WARNE BTFO
ENGLAND BTFO
C H A M P I O N
H
A
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P
I
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N
LITERALLY
THE BEST
FUCKING T20 SERIES
WELL SAID SAMMY
>fruity presentation
Who honestly thought England would make the final before the tournament? Not many I think. Huge credit to this young team.
Cuckland cucked by BBC
SAMMY BTFO OF EVERYONE
>>66573165
dropped the world cup
>>66574829
Literally me
I unironically called England as the dark horse and WIndies as the winners, and the fucking casuals in this VERY thread mocked me
What did Marlon say to Shane Warne in his presentation?
>>66574897
called him a right cunt
>>66574897
>[Holding the Man of the Match award] "I just want to say...this is for Shane Warne. [Unintelligible] I answer with my bat."
>>66574829
Literally thought >we were fucking gone after the halfway stage of the game vs SA desu.
>>66574928
His big, black bat
TOO MANY CASUALS IN THIS THREAD DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET
>WE ARE NUMBER ONE ACROSS ALL FORMATS
WE LOVE THE WEST INDIES AND THEY ARE DESERVED CHAMPIONS
BUT WE ARE STILL NUMBER ONE
>>66574928
[I don't answer with the mic]
>>66573165
>ENGLEL
Sammy had a few words to say to their board too.
>>66574863
No, not really, Bravo made another 14 slow runs after he was dropped; didn't really help WI.
>>66574954
>TOO MANY CASUALS IN THIS THREAD
>WE ARE NUMBER ONE ACROSS ALL FORMATS
>BUT WE ARE STILL NUMBER ONE
Remind us again at what stage England went out in the One Day Cricket World Cup
W E S T I N D I E S
B E S T I N D I E S
>Australia: True World Cup champions
>England: Ashes holders
The only relevant cricket trophies Tbh
>>66575046
WE BEAT YOU IN TESTS IN UR OWN COUNTRY AND THEN BEAT YOU IN THE WORLD T20?
>>66575046
That was different. We were just trying to make it interesting.
>>66575127
>We
ben stokes detected
Post 6666 and stokes shitting webm
>>66575113
>not rating the Border-Gavasker cup
>skysports team criticizing Marlon and Sammy for speaking their minds
>Sanga reminding them of the Warne history and putting them in their place.
Based Sanga.
>The only thing that could make this day worse is if the wrong person wins the sweaty mandrama
>>66575144
I wish.
Someone pls give webm of Bravo rolling on the ground
>>66575147
Gavasker who?
You're weird m8
in other news kohli now has 2 world t20 man of the tournament awards without winning it
kek
>>66575148
That's not what happened
>>66575119
>>66575119
Yes but did you win the World Cup? You lost to the Windies twice in one tournament
>>66575200
>Unironically averaging more in meme cricket than test cricket
WEST INDIES BEST INDIES
WEBMS WHERE?
I've never seen a team go full clutch mode and then shit all over their haters in the post-match like that.
SHANE WARNE
BTFO
T
F
O
bit gutting there's not another one for 4 years now. still england's best chance for another trophy, have zero faith that they'll ever win the champions trophy or the One day world cup, even with the recent turnaround.
>>66575237
>England BTFO by Carlos
>Warne BTFO by Samuels
>WIBC BTFO by Sammy
That was great to witness
>>66575237
>>66575222
>>66575215
>>66575200
>>66575145
>>66575127
>>66574745
WILL THIS GUY BEAT HIS WIFE WITH HIS SHOE TONIGHT?
>>66575311
3 years to the 2019 World Cup, and its in England.
The young setup will improve with time, some of them should be starting to peak at that point. Home advantage, too.
OUR YEAR LADS
>>66575338
Nah BBC will beat his wife's pussy.
>go to r/cricket for the last over webm
>nowhere to be found
fucking useless cucks
>>66575419
You will literally be up against an older and wiser Khawaja and the Four Horsemen (Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins and Pattinson)
No chance of beating >us
>>66575419
We also have ICC Champions Trophy being hosted in England next year. Then 2019 World Cup.
England will most likely win none of those.
WARNE BTFO EVEN MORE IN THE POSTMATCH PRESS CONFERENCE
POOICIDE WATCH
HOLY SHIT SAMUELS
When does cricket start again
the next series i want to see is NZ vs ENG
>>66575419
>World Cup in England
>every match is DWL
Well that's South Africa out
>>66575533
june with a tri-series in the Caribbean
I think >you have a statpadding series booked against WI around then
>>66575578
>World Cup
Well that's South Africa out
>>66575533
IPL is next.
Sri Lanka tours England starting late May.
>>66575533
county championship starts is in two weeks bud
[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
REMEMBER THE NAME!
REMINDER: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU AT BOTH T20 AND TESTS
>>66575614
uncalled for
>tfw no /cric/ till October
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
>>66575584
nah, >we have a series against sri lanka next month and then the bombhammeds in july
>Everything I do, Warne has a problem. I don't appreciate what he's been saying. Maybe because my face is real and his is not: Samuels
K E K
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>>66575831
someone post the video
Hope he is looked after.
>>66575850
POOR
>>66575237
>then shit all over their haters in the post-match like that.
>tfw electricity went out and missed it
>>66575846
He said that in the press conference, it'll be on cricinfo soon.
>>66575831
Top lelephant
>>66575850
>Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to play cricket for New Zealand
>>66575846
https://streamable.com/qjdu
>>66575942
was expecting the final 6 then
missed opportunity
>>66575888
Should have voted PTI mang...
>reminder Windies are not even playing the Champion's Trophy next year
Get Pakistan or Bangladesh out and Windies in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_ICC_Champions_Trophy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQSb1J9sodk
>>66575831
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Really upset about the result lads
>18 off 6
How could this happen
>>66575219
It's objectively harder to average 50 in meme cricket you seething fucking casual
Is the "Stokes is better than Mitchell Marsh" meme finally over?
>>66576082
Only England could let this happen.
>>66576082
England's Cowardly Benjamin Chokes
>>66576117
>Australia's greatest ever allrounder
>Averages 22
>>66576109
Did I give you permission to speak to me, cock breath?
>>66576135
Morgan is a TRUMP supporter. I have lost respect for him.
>>66574829
straight off bbc
>>66576148
When ever he's had to bat the top 5 have already decimated the Poo Peeland bowling """attack"""
>>66574829
noone
>>66576174
>ever having respect for that shitbag
>>66575942
>>66575831
>all I have to say, without talking ...
what a friggin idiot, am i right
morgan was a waste of a batter
>>66576135
>meme20
>as important as the World Series
Literally no one should give Piers an audience for the shit he spews.
is morgan the worst captain ever?
>>66576296
David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6
>>66576322
we will never know what he really did on and off the field
>>66576345
>Marlon Samuels - 6
>implying he could ever dream of reaching those dizzying heights
>implying anyone will lose sleep over this meme format
see you in the tests m8s
You now recall Samlels being in the top 10 all rounders for t20 despite being banned from bowling
How can one man be so based.
>>66575831
Kek
>Piers
>>66576132
Listen, sheep-shagger, whatever else Stokes might be, he ain't cowardly; not compared to colonials like you.
>>66576174
Why the hell would you have had respect in the first place?
>>66577391
you guys think he is a faggot too right?
>>66576322
No, you're thinking of Beckham.
>>66578458
Pretty much everyone agrees that he's an utter bellend.
>>66574829
I thought they would do better than people where saying. but i wasn't expecting the final desu. was thinking a semi final spot and losing to nz/aus/india
>>66578458
We know he's a faggot; we just can't work out why your faggot tv would want to give him air time.
Why was Marlon Samuels so pissed of then? Was it over that Big Bash thing several years ago or something more recent?
>>66578458
I doubt even Piers Morgans mother likes Piers Morgan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4uR06SKxCQ
>>66578593
Both.
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/shane-warne-marlon-samuels-world-t20-west-indies-india-highlights-twenty20-world-cup/2016-04-01
>>66576135
>Baseball/cricket comparison
How stupid is this cunt?
>India BTFO and silenced
>Caribbean domination again
>Daniel and Reality Check both dead
>Elite shitposting takes over again
It's a /cric/smas miracle
How good was it seeing Stokes in tears after he had been abusing Samuels all night
im still angry about that last over desu
>>66576148
>outbowls Poo Peeland's greatest ever new ball partnership on their home ground with the old ball
>>66576135
#bringbackkp
>>66576322
he put England back in the game by bowling Root and restricted Stokes to one death over by using Plunkett
>>66578458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DZQIjp4vjo
skip to 2:30 if you just want to see him shit his pants
>Reacting to the extreme criticism thrown at him and his board, the WICB president Dave Cameron announced that he would meet the players after the IPL at the annual review in June to find a "common ground" where the "best" players can represent the region in all formats.
L A D S
A
D
S
Roy
Khawaja
Kholi
Root
Smith
Buttler (wk)
Bravo
Santner
Ashwin
Jordan, unironically
Amir
>>66578635
>>66578511
>>66585888
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/713038021788979200
I can already see this becoming a legendary /cric/ webm
Missing Stokes breaking down after the third six
that was the best part
>>66586238
Needs more reactions from the traitorous faggot
>>66586238
>Chris fucking Jordan bowls two perfect dot ball yorkers to end his over
>literally all Stokes needs to do is not bowl half volleys or full tosses for six balls
>
>>66586238
how do you shit the bed that bad
>>66586205
Ish GODhi over Ashwin desu
>>66586205
not enough big hitting all-rounders
>englel
>>66586205
Smith had a shit tournament, he literally wouldn't be in Australia's first XI if he wasn't captain.
Chuck in an allrounder instead
>>66586446
neither would sammy or morgan desu
>>66586446
he got umpballed against india and was looking solid at the crease in all his other games
looking at scores in isolation isn't indicative of a player's talent.
Warner had a horrendous tournament as well, but no one would argue that he isn't one of the best T20 batsmen in the world
Are West Indies the worst winners?
All I've seen since they won is whining and resentment. At least other teams keep it to the field.
>just got this captcha
>>66586425
nothing on the SA lasses
>>66586470
I thought you were looking at the team of the tournament.And even then Smith was shit against India and has always been underwhelming in meme cricket. There are plenty of other batsmen that do the same role to a similar and better extent.
If you're not, then there's no way Roy is one of the top 2 T20 openers in the world. And Badree >>> Ashwin
watching the replay now
lmao how the fuck did they let this chump get 70? He's literally backing away every ball. It's like he's forgotten how to bat.
>>66586586
talking about the tournament
I'm giving concession to Smith since he never looked out of place or shaky at the crease, even though he didn't shit runs like some other players
Roy's probably my least confident choice there. I'd consider putting PP's 5th greatest ever batsman as an opener instead
Reminder that Daniel makes scorecards on Excel of his 8 a side social cricket game and posts it on reddit.
>>66586724
>im totally not daniel guys i s-swear, i just happen to monitor his reddit account on an hour-by-hour basis
>>66586734
There are two confirmed kiwi redditors on here.
One is daniel in his Gallifrey account, the other has an account with "kane" and then some random numbers.
Both make posts that are exactly what you predict.
>>66586832
>statscunt
>YOU
>Daniel
I wouldn't be surprised if that faggot turd kiwi is also a normalcunt redditor
I like cricket
Who else /stilllaughing/
>>66586598
>He's literally backing away every ball. It's like he's forgotten how to bat.
What? Why?
I think it's a pretty good tactic in flog20. Basically by moving outside the leg-stump he is setting himself up to flay the ball through the off-side.
I think it's a really good idea. Usually in T20 the only sweepers on the off-side are a 3rd-man and a deep cover or point. It basically means if you can beat the ring you are going to get a boundary.
Obviously it has one major weakness and that is bowling wide yorkers because he just won't be able to reach them. Only Jordan was good enough to bowl those at him. Willey also did pretty well bowling into his body.
>>66586724
was he the one who posted that shit inviting /cric/ to play with him?
KEK
>>66586925
G O O S E
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>>66586960
S A M E F A G
A
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>>66586953
https://www.reddit.com/user/Gallifrey338
Warne btfo
>>66586967
if you don't get excited after seeing an elite goosey truthbomb then it's time to fuck off back to plebbit again statscunt
>>66586960
'no'
>>66575119
>>66586976
If you can't recognize a statschink post by now, then you should neck yourself, you sack of shit.
>>66586985
Identify every single one of my posts itt.
Do it.
Just made a leddit account to downvote all of Daniel's posts lads
I recommend you do the same
>>66586992
I thought you fucked off from here, Mark.
>>66586992
No, because then I'd need to actually read them, which makes me nauseous.
>>66587009
love ya work statsy
>>66587014
how's the missus lad?
>>66587009
BASED
FUCKING
STATSBRO
>>66587009
wow you seem pretty upset, everything OK at home?
>tfw you have poo peeland filtered
kek. I know you faggots are here reading this post RIGHT now. Stay mad as fuck that I can't read your posts
>>66587009
kek, statscunt bringing the heat
Reminder KrazyCivilServant is being shipped off to Adelaide
>>66587024
P A T H E T I C
F U C K I N G
S A M E F A G
>>66587009
B T F O
T
F
O
>>66587009
StatsELITE
lol statscumt is so cool xd
am i doing this right, guys?
>>66587009
KEK, Turd kiwi on eternal pooicide watch
>>66587009
statsGOD dropping truth bombs
>>66587024
>21:43:15
>>66587030
>21:44:16
>>66587035
>21:45:17
>>66587041
21:46:18
A new low, even for you. It's just fucking sad at this point.
I bet this kiwi will NOT samefag as hard as I do to win arguments
>>66587053
>new low
NEETistic Bitchspouter literally does this every few days
>>66587024
>21:43:15
>>66587030
>21:44:16
>>66587035
>21:45:17
>>66587041
21:46:18
>>66587048
>21:47:19
Just stop.
>wake up
>remember I'm not Ben Stokes
>>66587062
you are still a kaffir though
>>66587031
Reminder handsome statsbro flustered krazyabofucker so hard he HAD to share personal information about himself on /cric/ because we're the only source of validation he gets.
Reminder statsGOD did this to bully the fuck out of him and take the piss out of his life every single day, and has exposed him as a hobby-less, friendless literal cuck for the Turnbull government.
Reminder krazykuck cries himself to sleep every night because he has no points of weaknesses inflicted upon the statsman and therefore silently whispers the bowling averages of "the 4 horsemen" to himself to try and make the pain go away.
>>66587070
Thanks, based anon. Glad to see someone appreciates me around here.
love,
statscunt
>>66587069
>implying that's a bad thing
last night showed everyone the true power of the BBC
>>66587070
>>66587077
Fuck I'd love to meet you irl
>>66587084
If you go to Vic, chances are we already have.
I'm kind of a big deal on campus.
>>66587079
>single
>>66587070
>share personal information
Going to correct you here. I've literally never 'shared' anything other than the city I live in. And if I recall that was in /rug/ when I was validating why I was a Basedbies fan (because of >le there are no Brumbies fans meme).
It's possible I've mentioned something about my socio-economic background or schooling, but that would again be because of my self-admitted irrational hatred of the NRL.
>>66586974
[–]Gallifrey338 1 point 1 month ago
is 4chan's /cric/ a subreddit?
cunt trying to recruit on reddit
>Cuckland
lmao
>>66587115
>private school educated
>played rugby
>played cricket in Sydney first grade
>claim to have played with Pat Cummins and suffered a career ending ACL
>had your heart broken in fucking high school and it took you 5 years to get over your trust issues
>still can't run
>work in Canberra
>did a masters in Canberra
>did some pleb commerce degree so had to settle for a civil servant job
>did a contiki in the USA
You talk too much.
>>66586979
>england tastes BBC for the 2nd and final time
>>66587070
u sound obsessed
>>66587151
>and suffered a career ending ACL
false
>had your heart broken in fucking high school and it took you 5 years to get over your trust issues
false
>still can't run
false
>did a masters in Canberra
false, did it in Sydney
>did some pleb commerce degree so had to settle for a civil servant job
false
>did a contiki in the USA
false
>>66587179
>Disregarding all the negatives
Kek, typical
>>66587179
Are you a chink?
>>66587185
you know about as much about me as I do you; where I live and nothing substantive otherwise.
I already mentioned why I mentioned the Rugby stuff, and I didn't play with Pat Cummins, it was against.
>playing for Penrif
>ever
>>66587202
No, but what gave you that idea?
>>66587207
You see, the fact that you're working so hard to refute every single one of my points highlights how pathetic the whole thing is.
It's so sad it's laughable.
Nice """thread"""
>>66587224
Infact it's quite the opposite. You've made assumptions about me by stringing together loose bits of information as they fit your narrative. You autistically pick out my posts and that's the only reason I am a 'pseudotrip'. I've posted on /rug/ as long as I have /cric/ and I'm anon there because you don't post there.
I think we should get rid of namefags in here
>>66587290
>he posts on /rug/
Good lad.
>>66587292
nah, just need the nrlGODS to come back
Sick of these curries on my newsfeed lads
I went to high school with these fuckers, they all have thick australian accents and have never fucking left the country before, but they all jerk off over kholi and dhoni
>>66587500
worst type of shitskin, ungrateful cunts that never stepped inside their shithole homelands but thinks it best country in the world and shit on australia every chance they get.
lads
https://twitter.com/imisaaay/status/716680545460166658
>>66587713
>going on /pol/
>>66586019
>"The President would like to however apologise for what could be deemed inappropriate, comments made by the West Indies' male captain, Darren Sammy in a post-match interview and would like to apologize on behalf of the WICB, to the millions of fans who witnessed," the statement said. "The President has pledged to enquire the reason and will have the matter addressed."
Don't see any significant change happening as long as Cameron's around
H I G H T E S T
B
B
C
>>66587500
good lads
