ENGLAND vs WEST INDIES - CHAMPION EDITION
Why are we letting Jordan throw the match away again?
First for England. Fuck off aussies.
>the """"spoort"""" of rugby yawnion
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Cuckland getting BBC
>>66570382
Bravo will meme Windies to win
can empirepals post too?
I swear I'm born from a private settler and not a convict
>>66570460
he is literally a trojan horse. How did >you not see this coming?
>>66570469
I admire your dedication, Hamza
>>66570382
beautiful graphic desu
JORDAN IS AN UNDERCOVER WI
DELET HIM
3 boundaries since this thread was made.
COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK IS ON
>>66570469
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>No lube
QUESTION
will he ever play international cricket again or has ECB retired him to commentary box?
>jordan
FUCK
OFF
Jordan pls go
>>66570524
poo in loo telling people to shut up for something other than "poo in loo"
thats gotta be a first
>>66570539
He'll never play for England again
>>66570539
Might play meme games for SA next year
>>66570501
Kraigg Brathwaite is also a decent opener
but yeah just him and Darren Bravo. The rest should pooicide
r8 this gp/10 so far
>>66570470
>thugby yawnion bogans actually believe their "spoort" is "intelligent", "upper class" and "tactically interesting"
kek
>>66570539
If he ever had a chance of playing for England again he'd be playing in this tournament
He's long gone
>>66570539
who is she?
If Samuels wins this will we forgive him for running out Lara?
>>66570601
Still unforgiven.
>>66570601
>(you)
>>66570539
Well, he might need to start scoring some runs before he ousts Root or Stokes from the squad
implying ace attorney isn't the AOTS
>>66570601
Good job fuckwit. Hold your tongue next time.
>>66570601
(you)
Samuels is forever a cunt
Jordan fucking us
What do you guys think
>Pure coinsdence
>hes just having a bad one
>>66570601
Lmao
LAND
OF
HOPE
AND
GLORY
>>66570601
>jinxed
>>66570601
You jinxed him, m8.
BASED PLUNKS
>the holiday resorts of the West Indies
WINDIES BTFO ABES BTFO
>very timely
>>66570539
>England Captain
>South African traitor
>Maori tattoo
Why?
>>66570645
>reveals windies shirt
NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT NOT OUT
>>66570645
MI5 better look at his bank transactions
>>66570565
Do you actually think you're funny?
SHIT
NOT OUT
cheats
not out
Un-jinxed NOT OUT!
Fuck he isn't out
that was NOT OUT
BALL HIT THE GROUND
THE BALL BOUNCED LADS
BASED SAMUELS WALKING BACK
FUCKING CHEATING BLACK TWAT
YOU'RE OUT YOU CUNT
FFS
looks like a catch to me, if hes given not out it shows how biased the game is for batsmen
UMPBALL AS FUCK
BACK FROM THE DEAD
>CHEATLAND
Fucking fixed
THANK YOU BASED UMPBALL
>>66570657
NOT YET HE HASN'T
NZ WOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO CHEAT
NZ WOULDN'T HAVE APPEALED
Inb4 Samuels wins them the game
TURNING POINT
BBC to STEAMROLL KEKLAND
UMPBALL
FUCKING ABE UMPIRES
>>66570730
>>66570733
top kek
>>66570730
>Even appealing obviously grassed ball
ENGLISH SPORTSMANSHIP
>>66570741
>>66570738
Hello newfriend, are you enjoying your first time watching cricket?
>tfw marlon gets out in next over anyway
RAMDIN WAS LITERALLY BANNED FOR LESS
Just dropped the world cup
Plunketts got some pace
fucking rare for an Englel bowler
GWAN BOYSSSSSSS!!!!
INGERRRRRLNAAAAAAANNNNNNDDD
>>66570601
F O R G I V E N
Wait, how was that not out?
Cheating cunts.
>>66570738
Where's the great England sportsmanship now?
>>66570808
walk on jap
>>66570810
he used to bowl 120-130kph pies too
I'm interested in cricket after watching Million Dollar Arm starring Jonn Hamm. I love baseball how do the two compare?
>>66570841
a myth
>>66570795
>it's a no ball
surely if it bounces on his glove it should be out
>>66570829
Because the ICC have an anti-England agenda m8
Whaddya mean not out? we wuz robbed.
HEEBS
This crowd is dreadful. Doesn't feel like a final at all
>>66570799
THIS
Ben Stokes would have walked cheating fucking cunts
>>66570864
Please watch our sport
SSSSSHH
ABE corruption within the ICC is a blight on our proud sport and should be stamped out.
It's 2016.
>>66570890
Should be at the MCG desu
>>66570841
>England sportsmanship
Only the Kiwis and some select Indian players like Dravid are only known for sportsmanship in the world of cricket.
TURN
U
R
N
>>66570897
that's because stokes is a good nz boy
BROAD SHOULD'VE WALKED
NEVER FORGET
>>66570877
Because it touched the floor.
Waiting for green glove linings to be banned.
>>66570897
No shit. He's a walking wicket.
>>66570864
they're the same sport, just different names
>>66570913
kek
like printing money
>>66570890
classic indian crowd tbf. if windies were smashing it you can bet they'd be a bit louder.
Fuck me that turned
>>66570864
Cricket is for fem-boys who can't play baseball. It's been proven by science.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMhT_wgBwE
Cheating dindus at it again
How do they keep getting away with it? I blame the jews 2bh
Imagine the stench from 66,000 street shitting curry eaters.
>>66570890
indians still buttblasted at not being able to win a tournament despsite every single thing being in their favour
FUCKING SPINNERS
is Shane Watson the sexiest cricketer?
>so boring that they started the wave
>>66570987
Glad I'm sat watching it on TV
>>66570987
Attendance is 49,818 pal it was literally just on the screen
>>66570993
>shane watson
>cricketer
who applying to work without a pay?
>>66570987
In other words, imagine going to an AFL game
>>66570968
>science
>>66570993
>dat stove
kek
>>66570987
You can always pop to the toilet for a bit of peace and quiet and some fresh air
>>66570993
That's not Merv
>>66570968
>that video
>US international megastar
>obese guy throwing up 45 mph pies on astroturf
>it's easier to hit a cricket ball with a cricket bat against that than a baseball
>thus baseball is the harder game
>>66571027
>d fire power
Paul Collingwood
>>66571028
4chan is accepting mod applications?
>>66570890
Filthy street shitting isn't conductive to atmosphere, should have recolonised Calcutta first so that a good crowd could have gone.
>>66570993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=pViPxGjPays
>eurape
kek
For some reason, many websites think my ISP is a robot
>>66571075
yes. janitor applications are open. go do it for free.
>>66570993
I like my cricketing beefcakes to not be so easily scared by ghosts desu
>>66570601
samuels? more like kalmuels haha
>>66571028
Based India. Execute all redditors.
>>66571095
kek. Looks like Trump will have to go and save Germany himself.
>>66571028
Maybe you could negotiate toilet privileges into your contract?
>>66570993
>le lbw review man
>>66570993
is Shane Watson t related to Thomas Edison?
I think Windies can still make it
>>66571140
>indian """"""humour""""""
>>66571143
Janitors can't ban.
>>66571095
>Muslims
So the locals?
>>66570987
DESIGNATED SHITTING STANDS
Did Chris Jordan make the right decision?
>make decent enough cash playing county cricket despite not being very good and getting call ups to england
>don't really win much with england but doesn't matter, get paid
>have to endure shitty england weather and people
or
>do it for free in west indies
>travel the world getting paid good money playing t20s if you're good enough (which he probably isn't)
>win meme t20 trophies and make bitches blush all night at post-match parties
>100 from 60 balls
>>66571207
Still possible. Gonna need them to start hitting soon.
>"I simply can´t understand people holding tickets for the final and not showing up just because the hosts gone out in the semis... What a waste ! It´s a final after all so why give the tickets back ??? Cherish the sport !!" Well, it's not been the pinnacle of organisation this tournament, Robert... Why change now?
ayyyyyyy
>>66571197
he's not good enough to make our squad doe
Could use a couple of quick wickets lads tbqh
>>66571174
same desu
England need to get Samuels out
>>66571261
Your team is old, he'd get in eventually
44444
why are there hardly ever any Jamaicans in these threads? 4chan banned over there or suttin?
>>66571197
maybe he likes gray skies, a bit of rain and "women" that resemble Gollum wearing bikinis and pushing prams when the sun pops in for 10 minutes.
Placed a bet on windies winning. Am I fucked?
>>66571342
We need to get the cheating cunt out again you mean
>>66571384
This was discussed in the last thread
>samuels has 41 of the 58 runs
>Windies men and women will both win their world cups today
will they fug afterwards?
>>66571384
>not out of bed yet
>crap internet
>don't actually like cricket
>>66571384
they're either smoking weed or being stabbed to death
Is Dwayne Bravo related to Johnny Bravo?
>>66571384
most have moved to england
>>66571402
How much?
>>66571418
The ladies are all dykes and the men only like foreign women, so probably not.
>>66571389
>can't get a gf
>lel all English women are ugly anyway
I know your game m8
>>66571384
It was decided taht they were poor and not as interested in cricket as the other West Indian nations.
>>66571418
all 11 members of each team should be assigned a member of the other team to proceate with in order to create the west indies GOAT era 2.0
beaten them at their own game
>>66571454
Allow me senpai I live in Oldham.
>>66571402
Yes.
>>66571384
It's got fucking dreadful internet and if you had the option between smoking dank kush and stabbings or posting on weeb image boards what would you choose?
Most of the rich Jamaicans have moved to LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>66571384
Only met one Jamaican in my life and that was in Amsterdam and he had a Bahamian passport as well.
>>66571418
>black men
>having sex with black women
Good one m8
>>66571457
>>66571408
fair enough lads, I wasn't in the last thread. I only decided to come on here and shitpost after those two root wickets.
Samuels wicket pls
Why isn't based Stephen Parry in the squad?
He is literally the best limited overs spinner in England and yet Moeen is the first choice and Rashid (meme) and Dawson (literally who) get picked over him
>>66571402
No.
Lads I'm scared
>>66571418
>>66571464
West Indian children squad
DRE RUSS WHEN
INCREASED RUN RATE WHEN
>>66571452
100 GBP
>>66571580
DR DRE is a death overs specialist
>>66571580
yeah they need to hurry the fuck up
its getting up to 12's now
Need some boundaries fags
>>66571499
>"""mondon"""
your acrostic failed m7
Alright Windies
Time to start the walloping.
We literally need to get Samuels out
Run rate is creeping up, Need to start hitting some blooters soon
Based Specialist Captain Morgan has revolutionised how to win T20 games with this matchless strategy
He has literally rewritten the book on cricket tactics
gib boundaries pls
THE GHOST OF HARMY
>>66571650
>filename
kek
>player of the tournament
>no bowler listed
t20 forever meme
Bls hit hard :D
>>66571650
based monty
>>66571650
>playing for ashes
>>66571670
Best player in England team is Irish.
Is Stokes drunk, the fuck is this shit?
>>66571670
>t20
>tactics
pick one
S U B
U
B
Should've caught that
>dropping the WC
Get that sub off now
GOOD GOD
come to think of it bravo getting out would've been better for WI given the fuckin rate he's going
DROPPED
cuckland fielding
DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
MEME BOUNDARY
Dropped the world cup
>Englel fielding
>>66571708
>best player
>barely scored 20 runs all tournament
>white man fielding
Slippy b
>>66571719
Way more tactics than "test" ""cricket"" at least
>substitue fielder
>can't field
Bravo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>literally a wicketkeeper
Droppy B
>>66571708
>these big strong opinions
Fair to say, he didn't make top billing there.
>>66571719
>he's still salty about this so called "meme" cricket
WINDIES BATTERS HAVN'T TURNED UP YET
>>66571769
Bravo is batting la
should've done this old trick again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nofkoClevE
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
Why the fuck are you off the field in the final hales you cunt
>>66571798
>la
what is this?
>>66571766
Not falling asleep is a difficult skill to master m8.
Fuck sake lads can't let them keep doing that
GOAT sports afternoon desu
Poms literally melt when temp goes over 20 degrees.
>>66571784
>no pic of carlos
5/10 apply yourself m8
>tfw your county's player drops the World Cup
>substitute fielders
literally one fucking job
>>66571719
You still need to not make stupid decisions
bowling kohli in the last over for exampe
>>66571807
Still chirping about this
>Bravo literally dancing
>Windies win with 6 off last ball
cap it
>>66571842
t. salim
>>66571821
>rags have scored
NUM 1 IN THE WORLD LADS
>FEELS GOOD
Cricket idea: compress 50 overs in 1 hour
result
>more viewership and more exciting
>>66571844
that will always be funny
>bravo
more like the TEST indies
lamo run a ball
>>66571850
>implying this wasn't hilarious
>implying i like ponting
>implying substitute fielders shouldn't specifically be the best fielders avaiable in order to raise the standard overall
>>66571864
in what, darts?
>2 runs per ball
It's over. We had a good run. Congratulations England.
>first 6 in the 14th over
RASHEED
WALLLLLLLLLLOOOOPPPPP
