MUFC: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Martial, Rashford.
Subs: Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Valencia, Young, Fellaini, Herrera, Memphis.
EFC: Joel, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Cleverley, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Deulofeu, Lukaku
Subs: Howard, Oviedo, Kone, Mirallas, Niasse, Besic, Funes Mori
Name a more overrated player than Mata
Hardmode: No Rooney
JUST
FIRST FOR FLAVOR TOWN
ALSO CHEEKY EVERTON VICTORY
>>66565778
Schniderlin or smalling
>Stones
Why?
>>66565778
Stones.
Not even close.
If Everton had sold him for 45 fucking million they could have been top 4 this season.
>>66565778
Shaw
Deulofeu to motm
btw united can become the first team to score 1000 home goals in premier league history today, currently on 999 goals
inb4 fellaini gets it
>rashford
This meme is getting old
So, who /a/ here?
How come LvG isn't playing his bumboy Fellaini ?
>>66565974
Why aren't you banned
>>66565974
we all /a/ here
>Rojo
gg Everton
>no fellaini starting
Must not've been sucking Van laal dick properly.
>>66566035
>>66566049
Based bros
>>66566108
Is that mint lounge?
>>66566184
it was taken in argentina during the international break
>>66566214
He's shit anyway tbf smoking can't really make him any worse
>Fosu-Mensah
How many goals will Rashford score today?
based leicester
CHAT
SHIT
digits is final score
Liechester are gonna win.
Definitely not sad about that.
>Lukaku going to his new home
neat
>>66566751
very good chance of them winning the title at old trafford, or a least us having to give them a guard of honour
wouldn't be butthurt in the slightest
>>66566731
neat
Why is Vardy so bloody based?
>>66566750
>>66566689
GET
BANGED
>carrick
>>66566917
Because if anybody tried that in Sunday league you'd get laughed at.
>Fellani and Young will come on for Rashford and Mata
>Herrera for Carrick
>LVG will scribble furiously in his notepad
>The old codger who denied Mou the job 3 years ago is getting a stand named after him
>>66567272
am I the only one who thinks that they gave him this stand to change his mind about mourinho
>Stones starting
United win then
>>66567272
>old codger
He literally defeated death to win trophies for the club.
Have some respect. The football club should be re-named after him.
>>66567320
I dont really care anymore.
He shouldn't have any say in these matters.
They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.
Then to the States because Chevrolet say so.
All because Woodward is running the club.
>>66565778
barkley, although he is world class at running into players
>>66567410
yeah I agree, the clubs decisions are made by old men from the past and woodward who knows fuck all about football.
thankfully there's news that we might be bringing atletico's sporting director along with mourinho. woodward can stay on the financial side of things.
>>66565974
here, have a (you)
>>66565788
Is De Gea a Drakeposter
>>66567410
>They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.
heheheh
>>66567509
Don't be surprised if Mou doesn't get the job.
That's all I'm saying.
>>66567560
fatty
>
>>66567560
>Pink fluffy thing
>Xmas decorations still up
Sup m8.
>>66567410
>>66567509
don't forget europa qualifiers
>april 2016
>watching this meaningless mid table shitpile
>>66567410
>They're going to China on Adidas' orders to sell shirts back to the poor bastards that make them.
kek
At least there are some alright matches while they're there.
>>66567560
Tell your mum to take down the Christmas decorations already
so which team is going to be shitter today
>stones starting
kek
>>66567784
Everton if their home games are always terrible.
These feels man. Sir Bobby Charlton.
What a Legend
Everton season ticket holder here. Stones has had some bad games but is nowhere near as bad as those in the media would have you believe, but what more could you expect when it's so kopite dominated. They hate seeing Everton have good players and constantly try to sell them on Evertons behalf.
>>66567805
whats wrong?
>>66567630
oy don't chat shit lad or we won't beat spurs for you
lmao how many signs does the autistic kid have?
schmeichel shut up
>>66567835
Stones is good. Martinez is utter shit.
>the people shitting on Stones now are the same people who were lauding him earlier in the season
>>66567835
He's an average defender thats decent on the ball. Nothing more nothing less.
>EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON
bants
>>66567912
>thats decent on the ball.
Not even that. He's decent on the ball, when he has all the time in the world.
Fergie and Archie Knox waving a flag. Looked so out of place
glorious
I bet hes a pedophile
Anyone have a good HD Stream yet?
Preferably in English, AceStream would be best, but I'll gladly take any good stream that isn't gonna be down in 5 minutes.
>>66567894
here I was in august happy that chelsea bought djibodji and hector rather than blowing everything on stones
>>66567949
this..he wouldn't be able to play in midfield
he looks lost
>my feet hurt
>my piss bag feels full
>get the survivors out of the plane
>>66567987
Look at this degenerate.
You have a shameful life, I am sure
>>66568012
>stream
Munich wasnt enough
what the fuck lingard is #10 again
>>66568037
pathetic Tbh m8
>>66568037
Delete this post RIGHT NOW
>>66568067
>living somewhere where they're illegal
>>66568067
Uni a shit.
>>66567865
Was just gonna say. His face fucking annoys me.
>>66568012
bloodzeeds acestream, how do you know know this by now
>>66565778
>Hardmode: No Rooney
difficult then
maybe some brazilian
>>66568092
seems like it. exact same team as the derby win
what do i put in to land this job?
Might apply to be a janitor lads
What part of Manchester are all you lads from?
>tfw rashford burns stones
50 MILLION
>>66568168
Uni is best nep
>>66568286
czech part of manchester la
>>66568238
pic related
>>66565778
Memetial
>>66568286
Nottinghamchester
mccarthy praying to allah
>>66568286
Frog island
>>66568286
Plymouth
>>66568286
Cornwall-chester
Reminder that everton fans think they have the 3rd best squad in the league
>>66568286
Old Trafford
>>66568286
Victoria Park
>>66568067
>pic related
>>66568198
got it now, but yeah, didn't have the link handy. Prolly should save it somewhere..
>>66568327
How much does this gig pay?
did anyone catch that evil guy in the hoody when darmian was doing a throw in
>>66568454
>>66568435
What side?
Is there any team in the league so dependent on one player as Everton on Lukaku? Without his goals they would literally be relegation-tier
>>66568286
Berlin. Really cozy corner of Manchester, not many people know it though.
>southern united '''fans'''''
>>66568490
he isn't even their best player
>>66568549
Your gif gave me chuckles mate. thanks.
>>66568528
>berlin
>cozy
naah
>>66568286
Tbh I'm not even watching the match. I'm watching the second half of Basel->Young Boys, since it's on free TV.
>>66568565
Who is then?
>>66568286
Manchester, NewHampshire
/asean/ time!
>schneiderlin is taking our corners now
okay then
>>66568612
Stones
How come United fans didn't tell us about Rashford until this season? Surely a player this good would have gotten all the hype a lot earlier?
Interesting words from sir Bobby
>>66568286
Hulme
>>66568612
John Stones
>>66568638
That was a close one unlike Blinds
>>66568590
well, not as cozy as Prague, I'd agree on that, but I love both cities.
>>66568638
puzzling
>>66568640
Kek
didnt know andy carrol and rooney were friends
Do people actually rate Barkley? Oxlade chamberlain tier
>>66568638
>the only mancunian is a poo in loo tripmong
Disgusting
>>66568669
and at least it's not jones
What is this inappropriate leather jacket meme?
How long til Rashford and Lindgaard are at Sunderland?
Daley Blind is so fucking shit
>>66568685
Idiots do
>>66568464
You have to do it for free
>>66568464
before or after taxes?
>Andre Marriner
>is often all at sea
>>66568713
He's United's best player after fellaini
>>66568674
its not that the city is that bad, its just lots of weird (read brown) people are there
Sum up your life with one picture.
>>66568464
You gain something priceless: the feeling of protecting something you love.
>>66568037
his best mate and the greatest footballer of his generation died in that crash you insensitive cunt!
>>66568767
de gea is their best player
>>66568713
CHAT
SHIT
GET
SCORED ON
>>66568464
You get paid by being in charge like a CIA
>>66568685
Easy way to spot a moron who buys into the media hype if they rate Barkley.
Utter shit who gets overrated because he carries the ball and shoots from 30 yards
>>66568808
>>66568808
Lukaku is a big guy
>>66568711
Not long.
No way they get past Mou.
Lukaku is careless as fuck
>>66568772
OK, we can agree on that. We need to get rim off them. Then again, this problem is prevalent in most big European cities these days sadly.
why does LvG look like a worm man?
>>66568808
>>66568902
he has no jaw
>it's a Martin Tyler doesn't even try to hide his Man United bias episode
>>66568808
>>66568902
his alter ego is earthworm jim
>>66568808
>englsh refereering
>>66568953
>doesnt give clear corner
ok
fuckin ell martial.
>>66569025
did you see the refereeing in Lel Classico last nite?
>>66568808
You now remember martial cost 50 million pounds
Everton fans think lukaku is worth "at least" 65 million
>>66569034
Martin Tyler is the commentator
The ref is Andre Marriner
>>66568565
>>66568565
He's no world class forward, but he can score 20 goals a season. The only other Everton player who isn't utter shit is Barkley, and he is colossally overrated. Lukaku is the only player in the squad who belongs anywhere near the top half of the table, he's the only reason they have a positive goal difference and without his goals they would be around level on points with Newcastle. Everton are awful and he was a fool to go there, expect Chelsea to buy him for 50m in the summer and Martinez to spend it on sixteen championship tier squad players desu
>>66569074
it was 80 actually
>it's an Everton sell their best player to United episode
why do you blueshite constantly prop up the scum
>Man
>Poo
>Shited
>>66569184
>fellaini
question for everton fags - why is funes mori not playing? wasn't he the best central defender you had this year?
>>66569034
Classic United bandwagon scum
>>66569218
Was their best player at the time
>>66569233
naaaaah
>"You're a wanker mate!"
why are united threads so dead, never used to be like this
>rojo
>>66569313
wait until we concede lad
>Rojo
Why?
FULL
One of Utd's two sitting midfielders need to join the attacks much more often and much quicker
DE GEA
>Joel
>Baines
>Jagielka
>Stones
>Coleman
>Cleverley
>McCarthy
>Lennon
>Barkley
>Deulofeu
The definition of mediocre
>mfw people fell for the 'pundits set unrealistic expectations and now I hate this player because he didnt meet them' meme
Stones is good
>>66569313
Because we're too shit for ABUs to bother with much anymore and most of our glory supporters jumped ship to Leicester.
>>66569313
Their fans Died in a plane crash
>>66569313
because united games are so dead
>being outplayed by fucking Neverton
wew
Barkley is so fatass
>>66569313
The typhoon wiped them away
>>66569390
Stones isn't good, people think because a defender can pass a ball he's good, the most important thing is defending and too often stones makes errors or loses a ball
Anyone got any tips on how to stay awake during United games?
>>66568808
>>66569434
Because he's a cunt and United are a horrible club. At Arsenal or Leicester a player like that wouldn't be accepted
>>66569466
sit on a one-legged stool
>>66569434
Yes.
>>66569434
He's a giant so everyone else is elbow height to him, not his fault.
>blinds corners
>>66569434
hes belgian
>No fillipino bandwagonner
>The teams shit
>Destined to be the new tottenham for at least the next 10 years
Theres no point in being an abu anymore, lads. Im out.
>>66569490
Do you not remember RVP's early days?
>>66569546
I want another Schniderlin corner
When will Bobby charlton get arrested for those children locked up in his basement?
>blind still on corners
Wait, Did Lingard playing at center and Mata at right wing? What the fuck.
>Slow, playmaking Midfielder on the wing
>>66569434
He's violent and of weak moral character. He should know that it wrong to elbow people but he is not punished often enough. He believes that this justifies his actions.
the cheeky microphone man is united best player, why isnt he on
>>66569582
Lingard is our playmaker
Reminder Rashford is shit and martial should be playing at ST
>>66569582
Van meme idea, no doubt
>>66569582
>Mfw Herrera sits on the bench so those two can start
United look lost without those legendary Phil Jones corners
I've seen mls games more exciting then this
>>66569605
it doesn't really matter, he's shit everywhere
>>66569665
What's happens to Jones? Is he injured?
>>66569687
He's the next Diaby.
>>66569687
yep, just got back now. he'll play in the U21s
>>66569665
>Phil 'The next Duncan Edwards' Jones
I kek everytime.
>>66569636
That doesn't warrant a reaction akin to your pic though. Bad post
What the fuck are these conga corners?
>>66569219
because jagielka and muh ball playing centre half
This lifelong leicester fan meme is getting super old now, it wasn't funny to begin with but now I can't even click on any leicester related threads
Why were they holding onto each other like that
You know remember the header Suarez scored from the 18 yard line
>>66569777
>leicester related threads
And you think these existed before the meme?
What do you guys listen to during the game ?
>>66569730
Does that mean his head will be decapitated in a plane crash?
Shoot you fuck
stones decided to defend well today?
What a pleasure to watch Blind play sometimes. Looks like an angel, plays like a frikkin devil.
>>66569831
Martin Tyler not even attempting to hide his joy whenever United attack
>>66569827
conte, mou and pep will come in and make /sp/ great again
>it's a 0-0 episode
Once martial understands it's okay to shoot he may actually be good
>>66569889
Hopefully Rafa too if he keeps that pack of wild mongoloids up
>>66567850
s-sorry
>>66569926
nice change after all those 4-0 episode desu
>Everton fans chanted Bobby charlton paedophile during the unveiling of his new stand
KEK
>all these shitty through balls by Everton
Cringe
fucking carrick
>>66569730
Phil Jones is quality mate
10x the player smalling is
Everton really are just a fancy long ball team with a slow target man.
This is embarassing.
You can watch 30 seconds of a Bobby Charlton video and it's obvious how extremely talented he was.
He had a grace that only great players have. He could have played in any era.
the thing about Man U is that they always try to walk it in
Going to bed lads, this is shit.
>>66570045
Lukaku is fast but I agree, have been saying this for years.
Martinez talks about beautiful football but has hired a team that is all pace and power but no game intelligence.
should i get ps4 lads?
Does that Mata cross count as a shot on target?
#BETHEDIFFERENCE
#BEASTMODE
#THEREWILLBEHATERS
#BOSSEVERYONE
would Everton fans get emotional if Fellaini elbowed one of their players?
>>66570164
what games are you interested in?
>>66570164
what games do you want for it?
>>66570075
Couldn't touch the likes of Gerrard and Scholes mate.
