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Undertaker edition

FA:Browns cut SS Donte Whitner, save $3.95M
SF:Broncos have deal in place for Kaepernick
SF:Report: Kaepernick met with Elway on Thursday
DET:Quinn: 'Good football business' to draft QB
ARZ:Arians: David Johnson earned 'bell cow' role
HOU:Brandon Weeden re-signs with Houston
DET:Lions sign former 1,000-yard rusher Ridley
SF:49ers RT Anthony Davis to un-retire this year
HOU:Report: Jets have expressed interest in Hoyer
SF:Broncos 'remain interested' in acquiring Kap
FA:Patriots lure Pot Roast away from Washington
MIA:Reunion: 'Fins bring back Fumblin' Dan Thomas
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Are the Broncos the new meme-team if they get Kaep?
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That last thread lasted a long time. Deadest part of the offseason for sure.
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>>66557341
>grabs Elway by the throat
Back off
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>kaepernick coming to the AFC West

Have fun defending for your life as Houston, Hali, DJ, and Poe thirst for your blood and flesh
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>yer team
>yer current alcoholic drink of choice
>one regular season game not involving your team that you wish you could have seen live
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>>66557621
think he can beat out Stevan Ridley on the depth chart?
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>>66557699
>take a wild guess
>none atm
>the 106-point Cincy-Cleveland game

>>66557767
Ridley will be on IR, so definitely
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>>66557791
>Injuries
Nothing worse in the world desu. Hoping Levy will be the same after hip surgery
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>>66557489
I bet you think you're really tough, eh?

Yeah, well...

*karate chop*

You're not even a challenge, kid.
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>>66557341
No, they're the new GOAT team. They would have gone 19-0 last year with average QB play.
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GB is poised for a spectacular year

Aaron Rodgers bouncing back from a less than stellar but still good season. Jordy Nelson and Ty Montgomery back from injury while Janis and Abberderis prove to be great clutch WRs means they could have a top tier WR corps

The OL will be coming back from injury all on contract through the next year. Lacy is being compelled to lose weight and get into the best shape of his life.

Encouraging performances from recent additions Randall and Rollins while Shields, Clinton-Dix and Butnett prove to be solid shows that they'll have a top 10 secondary

Jake Ryan developing well at ILB with Sam Barrington returning from injury allows Matthews to return to disrupting at OLB while the exceptional Mike Daniels leads a developing Dline giving the Packers a tough front 7

Special teams are firing on all cylinders with the smothering punt coverage of Janis and both Janis and Montgomery fielding kickoffs at a top level. Mason Crosby now holds the NFL record for most consecutive postseason FGs and Tim Masthay broke a franchise record for net punt average.

All of these boosts occur while the Packers lost in OT of the divisional round. They'll likely enter the draft with 9 picks, three of which likely come in the 4th where they found a starter last year. They remain one of the youngest teams with more than enough cap space to resign key playmakers
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>>66557879
Were they undefeated with Brock?
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>>66557879
The 1985 Bears got "average QB play" and couldn't go 19-0. The AFC is strong; no way that the 2015 Broncos would have.
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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the AFC Championship Game this upcoming season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB it isn't even debatable)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE he will put up 1,000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally the next Great White Hope™ A R Y A N reciever, he will be KC's Jeff Janis of 2016-2017)
>Jamaal Charles (top 3 RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike last year when he tore his ACL early in the season, he will put up 1,000+YDs/8+TDs)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 1,000+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (KC's new elite #2 white person trapped in a black's body WR who will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 3 LB corp
>Top 3 D-Line
>Top 3 O-Line consisting of:

>LT: Eric "MayMay Watt cucked by moi" Fisher
>LG: Laurent "I'm literally a fucking doctor too" Duvernay-Tardiff
>C: Mitch ">tfw T-Rex mode, but still the GOAT rookie Center" Morse
>RG: Jah "I'm actually white and not a nigger, despite my first name" Reid
>RT: Mitchell "Von Miller is a literal cückbitch, step to me again you fucking little thug bitch lmao" Schwartz

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Kansas City Chiefs' AFCDG-win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
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>>66557614

>kaep leaves SF
>gets killed in the AFC west next year

please jesus
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>>66557924
>Jake Ryan developing well at ILB

No. Just... no.
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>>66557317
>'Taker from Houston
>not a Texans or Oilers fan
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>>66557967
Shut the fuck up Sneak
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>>66557614
>mfw kaep feels the Mack attack
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>>66557984
Thanks for proving me right
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>Alex Mack
>Tashaun Gipson
>Donte Whitner
>Karlos Dansby
>Travis Benjamin
>Mitchell Schwartz
>Johnny Manziel
>Craig Robertson

Besides Mack and Schwartz, were ANY of those other guys really that big of a loss or am I just getting worked up over nothing?

Dansby, Gipson, and Whitner seem like pretty big losses desu

I just don't get what they're trying to do. The entire team is filled with holes. Both our safeties are gone, our right tackle and center are both gone, one of our best linebackers is gone, and one of our receivers is gone. What's next, releasing Joe Haden?

I thought for sure they were drafting Wentz, now I'm thinking they could draft Ramsey...and considering RGIII is made of glass, I still think Wentz should be our pick at 2.

What the fuck is going on?
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>>66557967
He did pretty good for a 4th round rookie. Suck my dick
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>>66557967
>yfw Sneak still exists
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>your team
>your day 1 draftfu
>your day 2 draftfu
>your day 3 draftfu

iggles
Ezekiel Elliott
Connor McGovern
Aaron Green
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>>66558001
Gipson was a big loss.
Dansby is nearing to the point where he'll most likely start declining, Whitner is still okay.
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>>66558022
>Stoolers
Eli Apple or Jackson the third pls
Jeremy Cash
I like Driskel to be honest.
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>>66558001
Not really, considering Dansby is pushing mid thirties. I'm pretty surprised they'd release Whitner though, he's pretty young and is somewhat solid.

Draft Ramsey or Bosa.

Your defense has bigger holes than Gianna Michaels after a gangbang shoot. On offense, if RGIII can stay healthy, Gordon, Hartline, Pryor, and Barnidge are an alright receiving core. Duke Johnson and Isiah Crowell just need to be coached properly, from what I see out of Johnson, he can definitely be big for your run game. Puts up much better numbers than Crowell.

Draft Ramsey. Your defense is gaping with holes, and you NEED to rebuild it.
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is Elisha Manning still elite
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>Tom Brady will die at some point in your lifetime
why live
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>>66558101
>Drafting Bosa
The worst possible decision the browns could make.
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>>66558001
Take Ramsey. Safest pick in the draft and will probably be DROTY this season.
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>tfw Brady is going to get an ever better team this year

Pretty optimistic desu.

Really bummed about the Red Sox and Broons on suicide watch atm tho
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>>66558015
He did not. He was pretty fucking awful, especially in coverage where our ILBs have been shit in since two thousand and fucking eleven.

>>66558021
If my existence is that much an affront then tough cookies.

>>66558022
Packers
Reggie Ragland
Deion Jones
Wendell Smallwood
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>>66558127
Not if I die first.
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>>66558150
The Celtics are doing well though, slayed the memiors.
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>>66558127
>le cult of personality patriots fan

I swear some of you care more about brady than your actual team
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>>66558150
>Red Sox on suicide watch
about Pablo? nigga please, Shaw's gonna be better than he is, cap it
>Broons
just thank Chiarelli. Julien might have to leave after this season if they miss the playoffs again, though.

>>66558182
I want to see the Warriors hit 73-9. I kinda felt bad wanting the Celts to lose, but then I remembered they're the Boston team I care about the least.

>>66558186
kek, nah I don't. he isn't even my favorite player.
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>>66557990
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Who can stop them?
>Brady
>Gronk, Martellus Bennett, Edelman, and Amendola
>Dion Lewis
>Chris Long, Rob Ninkovich, Jabaal Sheard, Jamie Collins, Hightower.
>Chung, Butler

literally who can stop them?

>implying the pats won't go 19-0
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>>66558239
The entire team is pissed at Farell. He could have leaked important and private info to his reporter GF. No one trusts him locker room wise. Meaning no chemistry.
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Sneak lives with his mother but isn't a virgin

t. I know him personally
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why does the NFL want the NFCN to send 3 playoff teams so bad?
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>>66557317
undertaker looks ragged as hell. Can that old mother fucker not retire yet? I do not understand these rasslers and wanting to get beat to shit till they are 60.

btw stone cold is the goat, and most based Texan alive today.
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>>66558297
depends on scheduling. injuries really derailed it last year because we could have practically cruised to at least 14 wins, if not 16 in the regular season if all the key players (read: Dion Lewis and the LB corps) stayed healthy.

>>66558308
yeah I think any halfway-intelligent Sox fan recognizes that Farrell is a poor manager who only got the job because we wanted literally anyone else in the world other than Valentine.
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>>66557941
Brock was shit. He was shut out in the second half of back to back games and ended up getting benched for 2015 Peyton Manning.
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>>66558324
It does?
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posted in other thread but r8
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>>66558297
Let's have a look at the contenders, shall we?

>Cowgals, Iggles, and Redskins
kek

>Bears, Lions, and Ravens
lol

>Bengals, Rams
lol

>Browns, Steelers, Packers, and Vikings
Okay MAYBE the packers but that's it.
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>>66558329
He's still in the ring. Tomorrow is WrestleMania 32 in Arlington, Texas. He's supposed to lose but we'll see.
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>>66558297
>Look at Pats 2016 schedule
>Playing @ Denver again, also @ Arizona is an honorable mention

There's your answer. Brady is 2-7 in Denver and those two wins were against teams with Danny Kanell (literally who?) and Tim Tebow at quarterback.
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>>66558405
Hackenberg is shit the rest are fine
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>>66557317
A Dead Man represents the Cowgurls

Fitting
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>>66558433
I don't think he can start day one but give him time to develop into a stud he has all the potential
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>>66557947
>>66557879
>actually thinking kaep is capable of average qb play
Nice meme m8s
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>>66558153
He was decent against the run. "We" have no coverage mlbs, even clay was a liability. Thats why it kills me when people mock Ragland to GB like we need another 2 down linebacker in the first round
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>>66558448
I think his football IQ and footwork just aren't fixable, I also think he has a piss poor personality
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>>66558452
not talking about Kaep. I was talking about the guy who implied the Broncos could have been perfect last year if Brock was "average" and not below-average like he was before being benched.
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>>66558470
>>66558153
>>66558015
Yea our ILBs weren't great in coverage
But our biggest glaring weakness is ILBs and NTs stopping the run
The best run stopper on the team is Burnett, and coming from a safety position he isn't likely to get many TFLs
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>>66558489
I dont think he was trying to be mean by blaming the coaching staff just brutally honest

but he should have taken some blame

also what do I know im not interviewing him
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>>66558423
Denver will be shit next year.
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>>66558489
>>66558448
I remember the hype around him before he played Virginia Tech

He crumbled against a good defense

I am cheering for him but he just didn't handle pressure at all
then again, Russel Wilson threw 4 INTs against VTech and looked like the shittiest QB to ever play collegeball
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>>66558554
ebin
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>>66558558
>Russel Wilson threw 4 INTs against VTech and looked like the shittiest QB to ever play collegeball

Then he threw 4 INT in the NFCC and the game losing INT in the owl and looked like the shittiest QB to ever play in the NFL
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anyone have any more of those >iggles roller coaster tycoon pics? like pic related
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>>66558595
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>>66558423
>Panthers fans' faces when the Pats go 15-1 and win the Super Bowl
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>>66558526
Burnette is underrated. I predicted us to beat seatyle solely off healthy for game day. But if Ryan develops we can hit 15th against the run with him and barrington. We need a coverage ilb for 2 and long and 3rd. Imagine a 2 and long with Burnette and Darron Lee in the box
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>>66558533
That doesn't change the Football IQ or Footwork
>>66558558
Wilson is at least smart and doesn't have shitty footwork
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>>66558570
who's gonna be their QB again? Is Elway going to resign from his post and un-retire?
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>>66558606
Burnett is very underrated
But it's not his job to be our best run stopper
That's a real problem that he is
We need some tough mother fuckers to slap rbs shit when they go up the middle
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>>66558598
the original Eagles Theme Park comic with McNabb was so good.
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>>66557879
>lose to the Raiders
>GOAT team
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>>66558617
true

people lump him in with Kap and Cam because of le running man meme but they're not really the same

Wilson could legitmately have an iron-man starting streak with smart running and decision making
Cam will have at best a checkered Rapelisberger style streak of missing at least 1-2 games a year
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Thoughts on RGIII?

I think he could do pretty well under Hue Jackson desu

That is, if he can keep himself from being injured
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TAKE HIM ELWAY

JUST SIGN THE DEAL ALREADY

REEEEEEEEE
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>>66558697
could Vick have been the best meme QB ever if he never got involved in the dogfighting?
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>>66558717
Without a doubt
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If the Broncos get Kaepernick it's pretty much going to be a Cowboys Broncos superbowl
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>>66558717
what a dumb bastard though, seriously. At least Randall had injuries to explain his downslide, Michael has prison (with some injuries too).
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>>66558717
I'm biased in my Vtech love but I don't think so

Vick avoided injury during college by being faster than every fucker on the field

He already started getting injured and missing games young
Though the thought of Vick still QBing the Falcons when Julio arrived instead of Matty "Ruin Beamer's Title Hopes" Ice is slightly boner-inducing
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Who /onecityfan/* here?

* except for that one fucking sport your city doesn't have
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308 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
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>>66558297
>tfw the ride starts again

L-let's go
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>>66558921
>winston is better than Mariota
>2 receivers open and too busy cracking under pressure

nigger qbs ever
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>>66558297
SB49 Rematch in Foxboro. I'd pay to go, but I am not a rich man.
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>>66557317

I just want Kaepernick to Denver for the twice a year Smeth- Kaep shittposting
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>>66558968
That's not Winston buddy
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>>66558968
That's not Winston dumb fuck
>nigger qbs
>It's a white QB
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>>66558968
>mfw the two best QBs in Oilers/Titans history were niggers
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>>66557614
>Houston, Hali, DJ, Poe, Howard, Bailey, Ford, Parker
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>>66558968
>be a pedophile
>also retarded as shit


Dude, pick a gimmick, don't be everything.
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>>66557614
>Houston
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>>66559055
Steve Mcnair sucked

He had like 2 good years

And Warren Moon is alright, but no Brett Favre
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>>66559007
>>66559018
Sorry the shitty statueesque poise and shitting under pressure threw me off
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>>66559113
>Steve Mcnair sucked
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>>66559113
>shitting on the only QB who took the team to the super bowl
and you call yourself a fan?
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>>66559099
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>>66559214
>steve mcnair got the titans to the super bowl

You mean the fucking defense and the stacked ass offensive line with Bruce Matthews and brad hopkins

But yeah it was the qb who had like 2 good seasons

Liking a dead qb is a fuckign meme
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>>66558406
>sleeping on the iggles
Where's angry Brady at home with a refball loss killing his undefeated revenge season beating up on the memiest meme eagles?
Th eagles are the best team on that list desu
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>>66558554
You spelled "will repeat as Super Bowl champions again" wrong
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>>66558912
Eagles
Yankees
That's the only two sports I watch
Then I'll fairweather my ass to a bar for free Drinks is if
Knicks
Devils
By my location I should be a giants fan I live literally 7 miles away and then 10 from the city
2 blocks away from the highway that goes to the stadium
But
[Spoiler] I fucxkingf hate myself [/spoiler] so I'm an eagles fan
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>>66559507
I'm expecting to get laid tonight. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
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>>66557317
>Jets have expressed interest in Hoyer
>Hoyer and Geno vying for the job
>Every game thread will include numeral with (number) interceptions ranging from a minimum of 3 to 6
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>>66559692
Meme magic can make it happen
Yes even in your sex life
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>>66557699
Vikings
PBR
Denver vs. NE
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>I dont rate Warren Moon in my top 20 QB list
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can meme magic win super bowls?
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>>66558604
then people would have to clarify which 18-1 Patriots season they're talking about
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>mfw MJD getting all other fans butthurt because he keeps listing Jaguars players and staff on all of his lists
>mfw his host always uncomfortably disagrees with everything he says because he's not used to someone praising the Jags
>mfw the Jags finally have a voice in the mainstream media
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i'm dead
eagles
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>>66559819
It worked for the Giants in 07 and 11.
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>>66557317
OH JAX

WHY MUST YOU DISAPPOINT THE WORLD
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>>66560021
Ertz will be a top 5 TE next year
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>>66560098
yes
i love you
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>>66560001
Love MJD as a player but he comes across as a real cunt in most NFL related podcasts and videos he's in atm

also Jags are shit they barely won 5 games with a piss easy schedule and everything going right for them as far as their team staying healthy and out for both their games against the Colts
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>>66560045
reminder that Brady blew XLVI
>le throw the ball deep and get picked off man
>le overthrow my 3 foot receiver man
>le give up a safety for intentional grounding man
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>>66560152
and Luck out for both their games against the Colts*
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Easily one of the best parts of tel aviv, how's real nigga hours for y'all?
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>>66560098
Had him in fantasy. Was majorly disappointed last year.
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>>66560152
>also Jags are shit they barely won 5 games with a piss easy schedule and everything going right for them
>everything going right for them
>everything going right for them
>everything going right for them

Sure m8
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>>66560045
that was Eli autism magic
real memetic magic is when people without a direct hand on the situation will a meme into existence through the art of shitposts

>>66560291
>tel aviv

we real chim hours now n'wah
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>>66560291
https://youtu.be/jRFeLr7ihbE
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Anyone else watching SBXLIII on NFL Network? Just showed the Harrison interception TD, still amazing as ever.
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>>66560473
I just watched this last night, kills me everytime. Also, Sasha baron Cohen's 'khazakhi' language is actually hebrew
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Goddamn that Steelers defense was so good. Warner was running for his life literally a second after every snap.
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>>66560299
that groin surgery to start the season slowed him down, hopefully he'll be healthy at the start of this season. also THE tight end scheme
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>>66560658
If we talking about tight end schemes, the bennett and gronk are going to rape the league just like Aaron and gronk did. Why'd he have to go and kill someone?
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>>66560299
I did too. I won my league.
>I also had Big Ben, AB and picked up Deangelo Williams with the GOAT waiver wire pickup
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>>66560683
>bennett and gronk are going to rape the league just like Aaron and gronk did
That's if McMeme actually decides to make Bennett an asset for the offense
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>>66560683
yeah I forgot about them. Just figured any scheme with Gronk in it is a Gronk scheme. Will be fun to see if they utilize 2 TE packages a lot
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>>66560702
I dont have much of a problem with mcdaniels, the one thing I wish he would stop doing is a draw play on first for loss of 1
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>>66560787
I actually don't ether, I just like saying McMeme. Some of his plays are questionable but unless you're a Broncos fan, there's really no excuse to downright hate him.
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>>66557924
If we could just get a solid, consistent run game going we'd be set...
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>>66560933
>this flag
>we
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>>66560397
Breshad Perriman: 16 starts missed
Terrell Suggs: 15 starts missed
Eugene Monroe: 11 starts missed
Steve Smith Sr: 9 starts missed
Jeremy Zuttah: 7 starts missed
Justin Forsett: 6 starts missed
Crockett Gillmore: 6 starts missed
Joe Flacco: 6 starts missed

You had it better than a lot of teams trust me
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>>66561104
Won a scholarship to study in India m8
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>>66559715
>mfw
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>>66561189
majoring in pooology?
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>>66561189
>won
>India
looks like you lost m9
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>>66561189
Isn't India kind of a shithole? Why go there, only cricket, which I still don't get.
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>>66561272
Most underrated post in 4chan history
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>>66561282
Well I'm sure glad I didn't win one to Germany, at least I won't get raped and beheaded by refugees :^)
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>>66561321
Yeah parts definitely are but if you make it out to places like matheran, darjeeling, gangok, there's some pretty nice things to see. Plus the people have been quite nice to me. Cricket is shit, cricket fans are obnoxious too.
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>>66561162

That isn't the point. You're saying a team that lost its first round rookie and only viable pass rusher for the season two weeks after he was drafted had everything going right for them and that's bullshit.
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>>66561373
What do you speak and study?
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>>66561410
English only but most people speak English at least partially so it's not hard to communicate, every college educated person speaks fluent English.
I graduated in December with a degree in biochemistry, I'm currently working in a computational neurobiology lab for a couple of months.
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>>66560844
I'm a Broncos fan and, and I don't even hate him. He bestowed upon us the magic that was Tim Memebow
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>>66558150
boston fans
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>>66558717
nah, they were already bitching about his film study and prep in his last year in atl. He was lazy, but most talented.
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>>66559113
trip fits on this one.
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1. Peyton
2. Favre
3. Montana
4. Marino
5. Brady
6. Elway
7. Young
8. Unitas
9. Staubach
10. Brees
10b. Rodgers
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can an ameribro clarify whether pats fans are as ridiculously devout and deluded in real life as they are on the internet? i literally know 0 people who follow nfl besides me irl so i'm intrigued.w

also, why are they so popular?
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>>66562182
Wins almost always directly correlate with popularity
And their fans usually aren't as deluded as they are on the internet because most of their fans are casual fans who don't know shit unless they're actually living in Boston
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>>66562395
Can confirm, there are still many pats fans who bandwagoned the team when we won 3 in the early 2000s, and never really filtered out because the team stayed good. I try to keep up to date on most things the team does, and I'm a real fan as well, so i get up for the 1 30 and 3am late games here. Soon ill be back in the US and I won't have to wake up so late for the games. Plus I can also watch a real football sunday once I'm back.
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>Kaepernick is going to ride another great defense to the Owl

Has there been a luckier quarterback with less talent than Kaepernick? He can't keep getting away with this.
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>>66561272
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>>66562182
Very popular team with women. They are really casual but honestly they are nothing compared to how God awful red sox fans are
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>>66558053
Why is Shitsburgh obsessed with filling their defense with OSU players? Really fucking blows that I can't root for my Uni's alums to do well in the pros since I'm not white trash.
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>>66565591
>Obsessed with
I don't give a fuck about the College, because I don't really watch College football.
I just think Eli Apple is the best cornerback that would possibly be available then.
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>>66560108
Rip agholor
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>>66558707
I'm a little excited. The nice thing is though, as a Cleveland fan, they are literally taking zero risks with RGIII. If his knees explode again, or he busts, it's not like Cleveland's hopes and dreams are going to be shattered. Those were all torn apart in 96, and everything done since then has been putting a band-aid over a shattered window. Also it will be nice to see RGIII play again under someone calling plays who isn't a complete fucking retard.
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Kek is irrelevant the most disliked trip on here after old bay?
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>>66566165
>implying all Tripfags aren't the worst Tripfag
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>>66566165
Irrelevant is actually one of the better posters and if you took espns cock out of your mouth you would see that
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>>66566165
>>66566429
Fuck off irrelevent no one wants to look at pictures of 10 year old girls with you
No one likes you
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>>66567249
>>
Eagles
Ezekiel Eliot
Tyler Boyd
Joshua Garnett
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>The Broncos are willing to pay $7 million, a source confirmed to ESPN. But Denver and Kaepernick would like the San Francisco to pay the remaining $4.9 million

Wasn't Denver willing to give Brock an assload of money?
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>>66557791
Those teams were trash but that game was great.
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>>66557972
Consider he is 51, so he grew up in the time were either you bandwagon Dallas or Pittsburgh/Oakland.
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>>66558150
>>66558150
I thought that Sandoval & prospects for James Shields was a go?
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>random sporadic reminder that the iggles are winning it all this year
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>>66561336
yeah, you'll just get raped by the natives
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>>66558376
>Brock was shit

So much this
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>>66558001
Simple. Baseball mentality of a small market team (picture the Indians, Pie Rats, Resd, etc.).
It all boils down to letting go of older higher priced talent and acquiring unproven or higher ceiling young players (primarily through the draft or trades) to build upon until those players reach their top ability and ask for more money, then the idea is to deal them away or draft that position again after they walk.
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>>66558740
well memed
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>>66557699

Patriots
Rohrbach's Scotch Ale if I'm drinking at home alone, 2010 or 2011 Pure Cabernet Franc if I'm drinking at home with my wife, Glenlivit if I'm at a bar with friends.
To stay within the bounds of the question I'll say 16-0, but there's a postseason college game I would have wanted to see more. My best friend from HS played on the drum line at WVU from '06-'08 and would have had access to two Rose Bowl tickets had they gotten in; he was going to give one to me and one to our other best friend whose dad was a WVU alum. WVU was sitting at #2 in the country in '07 going into the last game of the season against unranked Pitt (WVU's biggest rival). They fucking lost. Had they won, I would've gone to the Rose Bowl with my two best friends for next to nothing. Fucking shit.
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>>66558127

We all die. Brady is mortal. That allows us to aspire to be like him.
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>>66557614
Says a chefs poster, with my half hard dick hanging just inches from his mouth. He looks back up at me, into my eyes, and knows what I'm thinking. He puts my dick back into his mouth and starts going to work as I re live the moment when my beloved Broncos BTFO Cum Snewton in the superb owl. I cum 5 minutes later.
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>>66557699
jets

rum and coke or pina colada (Prefer Weed tho)


Rodgers hail mary for the reaction or Baltimore walk off kick six
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>Elway trying to get Niners to pay for part of Kaep
holy hell the absolute madman
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>>66557950
>best secondary
Um that would be your division rival Denver Broncos, you know the ones who won the superb owl with the best pass defense in the league. The same ones who held the league leading panthers offense to only 10 points. The same unit that averaged over an int per game. The same secondary that has 3 pro bowl caliber corners sitting behind the outside blitz champs d ware and his lordship the almighty Von "I chicken farmed ur mum last night" Miller.
Yea, no thanks chefs poster. Git back to sucking.
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>>66574530
That's what happens when people have dead money anyway
This cuckery isn't , new and groundbreaking
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>>66558297
They play in mile high again desu. The pats don't win at mile high.
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>>66558297
welcome to Denver
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>>66574530
Yeah because they gave him a shitty contract. Broncos will take him and some of it on, but doesn't want to pay him all the (15 million this year alone?) he's owed on his contract.

Shit happens all the time.
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>>66559784
>PBR
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>>66557879
>>
Lucks 2014 season > Wilsons 2015 season
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>>66562182

Among poor people, tensions can run high very quickly over myriad things, and sports is among them. Boston is one of the few cities in America with a large population of poor whites. I live in Buffalo where I'm a graduate student but I'm a Patriots fan. All of my friends here are Bills fans and it's not a problem, because I'm not an asshole about it, and sports makes up less than a percent of the things that are important to me in a given week.
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>it snows a fuckton this morning
>already gone by the afternoon
fuck boston
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>>66562098
I agree those are top 10 QBs but i'd take Marino over Montana
49ers had better ovr team
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>>66558297
The 2015 broncos eagles jets and dolphins
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>>66576094
It was snowing?
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>>66576094
There was big ass hail last night north nj
Like half the size of a dime
All melted though
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>>66558912
i'm almost this but Giants are my #1 team though I still want Falcons to be bood
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>>66576446
i woke up at like 8 and it was fucking gusting outside, everything was covered
then i went back to bed and it was all pretty much gone by the time i woke up
all i want to do is to look at snow once in a while jesus
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>>66576094
weathers fine in the worst weather state in the union. Im sure there will be some devastating tornado soon
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>>66576799
>mfw someone bans me for puckersposting
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>>66576843
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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>>66576799
>my sides
keep your eyes on the swivel
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>>66576853
>>66576843
Same fag
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guys what if howie
after drafting elliot
can trade ryan mathews to miami
how cucked would miami be?
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>>66576885
you're just a regular fag
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>>66576843
sneke posting is always on topic
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>>66576910
So?
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>>66574659
Can /afcwest/ fans beside Denver be banned? Cause its pointless to talk shit when its obvious they will repeat.
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>>66576921
there's no "so", i didn't say it to start a conversation with you
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>>66576976
And?
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>>66576976
therefore?
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>http://www.patspulpit.com/2016/4/3/11354728/sunday-nfl-thoughts-pot-roast-vs-hicks-and-fairley-scott-chandler-out

>The New York Jets have less than $720,000 in cap space at this point in time. They also have to figure out an extension with defensive lineman Muhammad Wilkerson, who seems comfortable holding out this season. The Jets currently don't have a viable quarterback on the roster, unless Geno Smith happens to be your cup of tea.
>LESS THAN $720,000 IN CAP SPACE

J.E.S.T JEST! JEST! JEST!
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>>66576996
>>66577038
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>>66577066
Heh.
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The Eagles are gonna have a winning record this season and go one and done in the playoffs and there's nothing you can do about it, NFC East
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>>66557947
>The AFC is strong
>>
>Von Miller
>D Ware
>Houstin
>Hali (ish)
>Mack

Name a division with better pass rushers.

>you can't
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>>66577058

>mfw the Jets trade #20, Wilkerson and next year's 1st to the Tits for #1
>They pick Wentz
>>
SIGN IT ALREADY, ELWAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66577170
wentz isn't conceivably worth that much
RG3 and luck wouldn't have been worth that much, and they were far better regarded as prospects than wentz is
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>>66577296

Skins gave up 3 1sts and a 2nd to move up 4 spots for RG3.
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>>66577620
still makes me laugh
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>>66577620
and everyone saw how it fucked them up, and no one is likely to repeat their mistake
especially not for an FCS QB that is barely the top prospect in one of the worst QB classes in years rather than a heisman winner consensus top 5 pick with the mobile QB dimension that was popular as fuck in 2012
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>>66577058
>No QB
>They won't have their best pass rusher
>no money

How fucked are Jets this season?
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>>66577667
>top prospect in one of the worst QB classes in years
nice hyperbole, it's not even close.

It's actually a good QB draft class.
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>>66577686
lel the fuck it is
>2015: winston, mariota
>2014: bortles, carr
>2013: one of the worst QB drafts of all time
>2012: luck, RG3
and now
>2016: goff, wentz
compare it to last year's class, or 2012's
it's worse
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>>66558150
>Pats fan

Of course you'd have Trump images saved.
>>
What's more likely to happen first, Rodgers getting a 2nd ring or Luck getting his 1st?
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>>66577163
>Irvin
>Aldon Smith when he comes back
also >chorgers
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>>66577743
You're an idiot.
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>>66577852
good argument fampai
QBs will be drafted highly this year because teams are QB-needy, not because the QBs in question are worth those picks
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>>66577772
Neither, pats D is looking strong, and the O just looks downright scary. With the caliber team we have now, a perfect season is attainable, just depends on the injury gods. Barring an absolute fiasco in terms of injuries like we had last year, I predict Brady to get his 5th ring, confirming his already GOAT status to the rest of the world over.....wait for it.....Eli Manning and the New York Giants
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>>66577743

It's better than 2013 and on par with 2014
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>>66577915
being better than 2013 isn't an accomplishment
and it might be better than 2014, but only if it has depth
bortles, carr, and bridgewater are all starters, but everyone else except mccarron is shit
this draft only really has a top 3 as well and they're not all bustproof
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>>66577914
Holy shit, Pats fans are the fucking worst. I didn't ask anything about the Pats yet you give me a diatribe about them. Shut the fuck up.
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>mfw the filler season is over and its finally time to set up the Rodgers v Luck rivalry
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>have shit-tier talent all around defense last year
>still have average defense
How based is Vic Fangio?
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>>66577963
Fine, more likely rodgers, since the colts are gonna have to face the pats to get to the super bowl, and I'm not sold on Andrew Luck's abilities, and that head coaching staff has some issues to say the least.
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>>66576957
This tbqhwyf
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>>66577772
Luck, definitely.
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>>66577914
>>66578001
The packers offense looks terrifying though
Like record breaking
If TT can hit in the first 2 rounds on some run stoppers and we put together a defense ranked 7-12th we have a free path to the owl
The only thing that will stop them in the owl is the #1 defense and hopefully the broncos fall off a bit
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>>66578279
I haven't been the best at following other teams free agency, who'd the packers pick up now?
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>>66578298
Doesn't matter
Great trans aren't won in free agency
Even Bill Belly knows that
You guys picked up some washed up nobodies this year and will probably make them serviceable role players
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BEARS GETTTT OUTTTTTTT
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>>66578298
just cook but...
>Jordy fucking Nelson
>lacy not 30lbs overweight
>good TE set
>cobb gets to get comfy in the the slot without getting double teemed
>maybe O-line stays healthy
>pretty much guaranteed that atleast one of Janis, abre, adams or ty get good
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>>66578342
I respectfully disagree with you
A lot of why we won the 2014 owl was because of mercenaries we picked up,
i.e.
>browner
>revis

Also, we didn't go pick up a buch of bums
>Martellus Bennett was a terrific aquisition
>chris long Im gonna wait and see, but he was 1st, that holds some water still
>Picked up a bigass runstuffer to replace wilfork

I am very happy with the moves we made over free agency, just waiting on that deep threat.
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>>66578279
Broncos evil secondary and GOAT outside pass rush don't look to have changed much. The Broncos are likely to draft to stop the run too after losing trevethan and Jackson
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>>66578432
what's brady gonna do with a deep threat lol
just beef up the line or else he's going to die
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>>66578432
>we
>we
>we
>we
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>>66578432
Marty B doesn't really do well when he is a 2nd TE. He needs volume to be effective and he most likely won't get that in NE
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>>66578432
Yea free agency guys are usually the ones to put you over the top, but building a team through FA is not a way to sustain success
I'm not impressed with Bennett, he is a slightly more consistent Jared cook, Bennett will show up for 4-5 games instead of 2-3 but it doesn't matter because be will only have 2 good games with gronk getting all the looks
Chris long is old and like I said he will be a solid role player and yea just like you said it's a wait and see
And pot roasts body is aging faster than he is and will also be a good role player but won't be a dominant threat like revis was

>>66578439
Yea but even the seahawks didn't sustain their same level of dominance from 2013 to 2014
If the broncos aren't a historic defense, like the were in 2015, I think a record setting packers offense can get the edge
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>>66578459
I dunno, I remember a certain season where we had a pretty good deep threat named Randy Moss, and we did okay that year.
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>>66578464
jews own much of the nfl and are also a very tribalistic people who like to who like to project ownership (or blame) in very broad strokes when it's convenient for them
>>
>>66578521
That was also near a decade ago
40 year old Tom doesn't have the arm strength that 30 year old Tom had
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