what went wrong?
Jerrurh gon Jerry
Cuban gon cube
Rangers gon get hurt
who gives a shit about futbol
Stars might win the cup, and based Chris sales season tix for stars.
Go stars
>>66557124
>implying the Rangers won't at least reach the ALCS and the Stars won't win the cup
Dallas is the taint of Texas. Houston is the sweaty asshole. And Austin is the tight boipussi.
most cities are unfortunate to have just even one egomaniacal owner
Dallas has two
>>66559793
>Texas is the stank genitalia of an obese country
Nice to know.
>>66559793
what is san antonio
>>66559909
irrelevant
even among people who live there
>>66559949
Born in Houston here.
'Tis indeed the sweaty asshole and smells like it. San Antonio is the fucking foreskin-- you want to be relevant but most people get rid of you at birth.
>>66558267
>using a picture of Skip Bayless to prove your point
That's like posting a picture of Hitler to prove you're not racist.
>>66559858
Texas = asshole, Florida is the flaccid penis, and the gulf coast is the taint. These are facts.
Rangers are in Arlington, right?
They have Wrestlemania there Sunday
>>66560030
The boil on Dallas' ass? Yes.
They're from texas
The 2011 Texas Rangers = the 1986 Boston Red Sox. I hate the fucking Cardinals and wanted Texas to win so badly that year.
>>66559970
take a moment and think about what you're doing with your life anon