Sat. 3/26:
NYCFC ties NE, 1-1 (FT)
YVR tops HOU, 1-0 (FT)
FC Dallas over DC United, 1-0 (FT)
Fri. 4/1
New England Revolution @ NY Red Bulls (4pm EST)
Sat. 4/2
Chicago Fire @ Philadelphia Union 1-0 FINAL
Colorado Rapids @ Toronto FC 1-0 FINAL
Sporting KC @ Real Salt Lake 1-2 FINAL
FC Dallas @ Columbus Crew 1-1 90"
Seattle Sounders @ Montreal Impact 0-0 HT
Vancouver Whitecaps @ LA Galaxy 0-0 HT
San Jose Earthquakes @ DC United 0-0 15"
Sun. 4/3
Orlando City FC @ Portland Timbers (5pm)
1st for murderball
2nd for >jew slag
Minnesota United.
>NASL has better refs then mLELS
Gulati please give us divison 1 status NOW
Who /undefeated/ here?
https://streamup.com/lmao2
scum v nazis
>>66556994
>NASL refs have literally the same referees
>More red cards because the players chimp out
>All these semen slurping games today
Do you guys think the recent retarded red card trend is just a ruse to make the average merrican think that soccer is so dangerous that players actually have to be expelled from the game for risking everybody's life on the field, hence getting more views?
>the one-game suspended hamlet of Mike Magee
If the whitecaps could attack the booked galaxy players that would be great
>>66556996
>still have less points than FCD and SKC
>>66557083
Maybe.
>>66557083
Nice pepe
>>66557047
>he says this while every week there is literally at least 2 red cards every game in this slurpfest league
>tfw cant see the game
>>66557083
No. It's people being autistic because refs are calling more shit instead of letting players literally hurt other players and doing nothing.
McNamara got kicked in the face against the revs last week and Brek Shea likes to stomp
>>66557162
>quakes fans hiding their shame
>>66557162
>paying for this
ugh like wtf like ugh
>>66557154
>implying most of those reds aren't warranted.
>He didn't see the Railhawks game or Miami
>Nobody saw the miami game
Cool beans memers
>>66557176
Should be more outrage on the lack of calls against attacking players tbqh
>>66557215
>cool memes beaners
>>66557162
>Scum bag ultras
Those guys still selling meth to kids?
>SAN GAYOSE
im ready lads
>>66557246
Cmon at least try. San HoGay at least sounds right
Is Cobi Jones autistic? He sounds like he has downs syndrome
>>66557274
>Paying to watch a Philadelphia sports team
>>66557274
hmm, section 102?
>>66557274
>>66557309
>paying $32 to watch Philly drop points
How old is Boateng REALLY?
>>66557379
He's a 400-year-old witch doctor.
ohh tyler deric
>>66556963
>another copypasta
I recognize not wanting to look up the schedules yourself, but 3/26 was a week ago.
>yfw seattle gets their first point tonight
>it's an all the teams i follow tie matchday
>>66557455
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgER2DksLD4
>>66557491
>all the teams i follow
>>66557499
all 2 of them yeah.
>>66557467
>Making MLS sexy again
>Its a Zardes super subs and starts the next game and does nothing episode
Is Octavio Rivero the biggest fraud in the Western Conference?
GORDO IN
>AriLel Lassiter
>>66557595
He needs assistance. He can not play as a solo forward. Caps have been playing primarily with a loan striker last year. He looked better with Perez or Kudo beside him.
>it's another le speedy black man episode
i hate this one
lmao LA is TRASH
>>66557661
>trying to counter-meme your own team
put your trip back on IE Brah
Best balls in the business.
>its a zardes doesn't finish episode
Lletget got pounded by a strong black bull
>>66557676
>it's a we're all IE Brah thread
THANK YOU BASED DEMPSEY
>>66557721
Best threads
>Zardass
>>66557739
>settle win
God damn it Eastern conference, can't you do one nice thing
BJIV for the win
>lags going with more meme young strikers
Will they learn this season?
>Seatlle wins the one game when Morris isn't around
Coincidence? I think not!
>>66557806
>expecting Canada to produce anything this week
I see where you went wrong.
People shit on Cole and this nigga is probably our best crosser
>>66557806
>adding ATL
This will have to do.
>>66557777
>Quadass
>>66557835
That's because he publicly shat on the league and then proceeded to ride the pine in Italy
>>66557819
fcd full of meme young strikers
>>66557819
>lag sign old veterens: when will la learn, can't win with old meme players
>lag sign academy products: when will la learn, can't win with young meme players
>>66557822
He's on the field. Seattle could have had two, but
>Seattle Youth.
>Good.
>>66557853
>>66557863
>FCD: Mexicans
>LA: Black people
There's a pretty big difference
>>66557777
Et tu, IE Brah?
>>66557847
>another free 3 points for every team in the west
Thank I guess.
>>66557876
zardes grew up in inglewood, he's an honorary mexican.
Cole will cross the game winner to Gordon.
>>66557893
Honors can't neutralize natural talent. Start recruiting fresno more.
Cant beat a 10 man team ):
>>66557902
I know of place with young talent on every corner
*cough cough*
>Zardes
was scared for magee for a second there
>>66557969
Nah, was a blatant dive
LA is literally such a home babby team
Vancouver has been parking the bus all game
>>66557995
no chemistry yet plus injuries
>>66558027
Its what you do when you have 10 men
>>66558036
All game?
GORDO NO
>>66558031
you faggots been saying that since preseason
S E M E N S L U R P I N G
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N
S
L
U
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P
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Anyone here from Seattle actually go to one of the games? I've been considering catching a game when I'm up there...
>>66558047
Have you not been watching the game?
Also
LGTSS
>lags
>>66558066
season barely started f a m
how's your flyover team doing?
>0 - 0
Wew lads, great for the sport!
>>66558047
Morales got ded like 12 minutes in, then the red card, then Manneh getting ded.
That's park the bus, the situation
We basically have no end product without Keane
>>66558094
>muh playing for the game
when will this meme die already?
>>66558097
>Morales got ded like 12 minutes
Its cool, didn't want fantasy points anyway.
>>66558136
>That feeling when you captained Ousted
>>66558191
>He didn't captain DGW Shuttleworth
26 fucking points.
DC = diving cunts
>>66558191
>You captained Villa when you intentionally meant to captain Giovinco.
I'm just glad that I managed to get over 70 points this week.
.
>>66558207
Ahem...
>Soon
>>66558121
Walk on lad, walk on.
>>66557176
So...cheyrou's second yellow was a good call then?
>>66558230
hehheheh
>SAN GAYOSE
>>66558545
>Be dumbass Frenchman
>YC foul a player
>"Anon, stop this shit. Can't do this kinda shit this early in the game. You're in thin ice."
>"You got it ref. I gud boy, I dondu nuffin"
>75 seconds later...
Stupidity should probably be a red card offense.
>>66557274
Want to meet up?
Goodnight, /MLS/ :)
>>66556963
>forgetting to put in the Revs-NYRB score
>>66557467
>he doesn't group matches together by rounds on majorleaguesoccersoccer.com's fantasy league
I came here expecting the same sort of defeatist BS that Facebook seems to draw, but instead, very insightful comments and a generally positive attitude. Goes with my theory that Redditors are smarter, handsomer, and more well-groomed than those dirty Facebook ruffians. Well done, friends. well done.
>I support an MLS team over my local secondary league team
>>STLFC winning AND scoring goals
>>66559456
>I support an MLS team
>>66559456
don't worry division 1 will be given back to it's rightful owner.
>>66559456
Hey look, it's garbage.
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rg5ya0B7fo
>mfw someone tries to tell me the """"""""Bestern"""""""" conference teams could BTFO eastern conference teams
>>66556963
Does the image represent every team that shes fucked?
>try to convince the college students to buy tickets
>tickets have order and convenience fees
>$62.87 to watch this shit
stop it
How many reds will be issued tonight?
So that's two trouble makers for the women?
Has any regular for the men's team ever get arrested?
>>66569599
>Wombat
I thought she retired.
Philadelphia is literally the most successful american soccer region
>>66571233
Except you're wrong and it's historically been NY
They're not going to do this every time, are they?
>>66571299
Just because early U.S. soccer was Battle of New York: """Melting Pot""" edition? That means NY has also historically been the biggest failure, for all those teams they had that didn't win.
FC Cincinnati @ Bethlehem Steel
>Hildebrandt; McMahon, Berry, Delbridge, Polak; Walker, Bone, Tomaselli; Wiedeman, Okoli, McLaughlin
>Jaye (GK), Hoppenot, Luke, Mohomed, Nicholson, Ripoll, Spencer
>>66575403
Damn where is that
>only 1 game today
>no fantasy players in
yawn
>>66575653
>lehigh
isnt that bethleham steel?
>>66575653
Philly's reserve team's stadium
>>66575588
they play at 3 eastern right?
>Starting XI: McCarthy; Yaro, Daly, Washington, Richter; Akinyode, Jones, Fernandes, Ayuk, Restrepo; Gissie
>Bench: Samir Badr, Auston Trusty, Mark McKenzie, Cole Missimo,
James Chambers, Seku Conneh, Amoy Brown
>>66575921
Yes
steel cincinnati is starting
How has Alberg been in his first few matches Philly dudes?
>>66576780
Pretty good imo.
holy shit this usl broadcast is like I transported back to the 90s
>>66576915
Could be worse desu.
>my city doesn't have a qt USL team
:(
I wonder what it would take to get one
>>66577195
Where you at nigga?
alright union fans any academy players to watch if any?
>>66575431
You take the bad with the good. Much like the USA GDP, they were the best and worst
>>66577219
I honestly have no idea.
>dropping match to Colorado late
>failing to win against 10-man Couver
We will always suck so fucking much on the road
>>66577209
Upstate SC
We had one over a decade ago but it failed
But I think one could succeed
Especially since there's only a single A baseball team no one cares about and a minor league furpuck team
>furpuck
>Soon
any Charleston fans in here? I know theres one somewhere. This Bethleham stream is comfy, Where can I get streams for my memes?
>>66557274
>>66558630
See you there my friends
>>66557274
>>66558630
>>66577412
should i come as well?
>mfw I can't watch this game because my internet speed went from shitty to abysmal to being practically non-existent
>>66577412
I wouldn't mind a Union meet up jawn. Get shit hammered before the game,
>>66577438
Yeah do it. Scottish bro and Mexican bandwagoner should come as well.
>>66577348
Where have you been
>>66577477
ok, but what's the date?
>>66577477
I'm a quitter :^) sober 2 years now.
I got free tickets from my brazilian friend who knows fabinho and ilsinho. not sure where my seats are desu.
>>66577586
April 8th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amhINnExdJE
Recommend me a team
I want watch this league
>>66577586
>Fluggesellschaften
>real word
top lel. I wouldn't last in Germany, I'd laugh at everything.
>>66577628
U N I O N
N
I
O
N
Nah toronto's usually the most fun to watch desu
Everything going better than expected.
>>66577589
Good for you, but I'm getting drunk.
I'm in River end, but the SoBs make me want to kill myself.
>>66577628
Union fampai.
>>66577586
You can laff at our shitty chants, drink a lot of American beer, and take some red cups home for your friends and family.
>>66577653
Should be fun still, never sat with the Sons. They make me cringe but I give em credit for effort.
>GWEN
>W
>E
>N
>>66577602
alright, see you there
and pls don't laugh at my accent
>>66577644
we just like putting words together
"fluggesellschaften" are two seperate words really
flug = flight
gesellschaften = companies
---> flight companies
>>66577690
Gesundheit
>>66577670
can i jog the route rocky took in "rocky"?
>>66577731
thanks, but i didn't even sneeze
>>66577674
I just like standing, and my dad is a huge casual so he likes hanging around with all the drunk hipster shits.
I'd recommend the edges of the river end, especially the corner closer to the away section. That way you get to stand and yell shit but not be near all the cringe.
>>66577690
I like how German words are all compound words. Its pretty logical.
>>66577690
>inb4 he shows up because germans have no sense of humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo8WK5U_YU
theres one part that he jokes about strudel being piped through the city and its hilarious.
>>66577763
Yeah, we got a Rocky statue by the art museum steps too if you go run up those.
>>66577763
Actually I just looked it up and the route he took its pretty non sensical because its all at random parts in the city.
I know some of the places in South Philly though, so you could at least see that shit.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304744304579246311128224106
How is /mls/'s meme game?
>>66577628
We're the team that's going to BTFO portland tonight.
Where is relegation/promotion?
>>66577847
sadly, not in mls
>>66577827
how is your meme life?
Union fan here, fans of all other MLS teams suck cocks.
>>66577781
strudel is austrian though
>>66577782
what about shooting some b-ball in west philadelphia?
>>66575686
>>66575660
>>66575653
First division when?
>MLS soon?
>>66577863
top lad
>>66577864
Depends on where in West, some places will got you shot which I guess is a proper American experience. University city is fine though.
>>66577863
Don't fool yourself Rangersbro, our fans are still terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY
>tfw I breathe the same air as these tools.
>>66577889
>cincy
not until goodell relegates the bengals
>>66577907
>dat first second
closed immediately
>>66577931
Yeah I fucking hate them. Its only like a good 30-40 of those shitheads. Everyone else is is fine.
>>66577889
>two team in some flyover state
not gonna happen
>bagpipes at a soccer game
just
>>66577907
God, I fucking hate drums at football games.
>>66578008
WELCOME TO AMERICA
ITs shitty. It only works with the Texas teams who also have horns and other brass instruments. Thats p cool.
Does anyone know how much pulisic makes at Dortmund?
Yo USL looks comfy as fuck
>>66577350
You'll be glad to know that the NPSL's South Region has a South Atlantic Conference consisting of 4 teams from the Carolinas, including the Upward Stars, who play in Spartanburg, SC, which Wikipedia tells me is part of Upstate South Carolina.
Support your local club my man: http://www.nationalpremiersoccerleague.com/scripts/runisa.dll?M2.65588:gp:931582.8306:72906+Elements/Display+E+47116+Team/+66760015+74882194
>>66576842
Good to hear. He was one of my favourite players in the eredivisie. Also funny to see Kappelhof and Goossens in Chicago.
>>66578327
>Galaxy 2 coming back from three down to tie it up.
>>66578482
He had visa issues and didn't play during preseason, so I think he has only played too games, but he looks solid and I'm excited to see what else he does this year.
Hopefully he can head back to Europe when his contract is over.
btw thank you for Earnie. He's the hero Union need.
>>66577965
>Ohio
>flyover
>>66556963
>MCO vs PDX right now
No one? Has it come to this?
>>66578788
... well, yeah.
>>66579297
>Kaka to make first start of the season
>no one gives a shit
Welp, that didn't last long
>>66579297
>MCO
Are you the same guy that calls Vancouver "YVR"? You do realize that most sports teams aren't abbreviated by their airport's IATA code, right?
>>66579595
>writing "Van"
Why would you even.
>>66578788
>Ohioans really think this
Just move to Chicago already you cuck. Only relevant part of the midwest.
>>66579595
>not spelling Portland PDX
>>66579672
>chicago
>relevant
maybe in black people killing each other
>>66579642
>>66579729
>He writes ORD for the Fire
>He writes IAH for the Dynamo
>He writes JFK for NYCFC
>He writes LHR for Chelsea, Tottenham, and West Ham
>>66579793
>only black people get shot in Chicago
>only black people do the shooting in Chicago
Try again, brotein shake.
>>66579828
Any white ''person'' choosing to live in Chicago is not worth caring about.
>>66579815
>>He writes LHR for Chelsea, Tottenham, and West Ham
I'm pretty sure at least one of those is Gatwick, let's be reasonable.
>>66579793
Shit, you're stupid.
>>66579913
Nice to have you with us. I was also in /TEG/
>>66579845
>the people in my geographic area are superior to the people in your geographic area
NOW THIS IS WHAT SPORTS ARE ALL ABOUT
>>66580048
...it literally is
>Despite Dempsey's advancing age and Klinsmann's admission that Bobby Wood is being groomed as a replacement, Klinsmann promised, "If Clint is able to keep the competition away from him, scoring goals, then he's in. There's no doubt about it."
The Bobby Wood fanbois should be somewhat happy to hear this
>>66580436
>US literally has no depth
dempsey is going to be on the nats team to his 40s isn't he?
>>66577647
>>66577653
>>66577847
Thnks lads
JUST g-give us d1 please....
>yfw larin will score another goal tonight
>yfw jordan morris is still 0 goals
B
T
F
O
>>66578530
>lags 1 coming down from a man up to tie it 0-0
>>66579642
It's VNC you fuck
>>66579851
>>66579815
What the fuck do you do for NYC, is it a LGA or JFK?
Is RB Newark?
Anyone have caps of the USMNT going HAM on Abby after the DUI thing?
G-go timbers.
>>66581877
just give up already
>mfw David Villa starts memeing
>>66581877
>you
>>66582075
he's probably watching wrestlemania right now
>que matchazo!
it's so nice to have the GOAT back
>>66582144
god I cant wait to go to Orlando's qt stadium tbqh
>Soon
>>66581917
kek
LARIN DED
let's make america great again
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/03/24/mascot-mania-bracket
>>66582267
I'm sorry about your hamstring Cyle
>>66577834
>>66581548
>>66581917
>The Karmic City of (You)
Meme magic is give in take, my Floridian Furry acquaintance
>>66582335
>nagbe
y-you, too
ramos with the broke dick
>>66582144
>had to sacrifice two players to get kaka back
BRICK SHEAAAA
>>66557083
It's the SJWs
BREKKEN
Fug
Kaka getting all this assists
>>66582485
BREKKKKKKKKKKED
Pls dont be on form like this Friday
>>66582194
>tfw they robbed the city to do it
it's still gonna be great tho
>>66582597
uuuh.. how? I thought OCSC were paying for everything and everyone loved them for it.
>>66577863
>bandwagoning the most irrelevant team in the league
>>66582637
tell everyone to come here, were cool.
>TUMBLERS
Completely outclassed by Orlando desu.
>>66582597
Are you autistic? They literally held a conference announcing that funds were 100% private a couple months ago.
>>66582625
MLS needs US
>Rose City Till I Die
>dies in orlando city
kek
#OCTID
>>66582880
No, they need Chicago.
>>66578327
It is, come join the fun
Eesh
Portland status: EXPOSED
