>play for blots
>get blood clots
First for Stars wining the Cup
MAD AT SANDWICHES????
Dude that's not something to be joked about
>>66556133
Their Russian goalie
>>66556101
>the shitty of publix fags
>Publix """"""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""
Seem to be a lot of blood clot related things going on in sports lately.
Guys, I eat Publix subs all the time. Does that mean I will get blood clots too?
>>66556147
Ben Bishov?
>>66556147
kek
>tampa bay clots
>>66556140
>fincucks
>>66556141
>we
>you
Ahahahahahah those sandwiches fuck with their brains too
>lying about blood clots so you don't get injured before being overpaid by the laffs
>>66556162
Maybe only shitty Tampa Publix causes it. Bjugstad eats Publix and he doesn't have clots.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mcardiovascularsystemw someone near me said publix was "good"
top kek
pubelix cuckolds on suicide watch
>the mad at sandwich meme is back and its stronger than ever
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>66556177
the fun thing is that this whole cuckolding thing is extremely anglo phenomenon
>>66556192
>>66556204
You could always commit suicide, just head down to your local publix and help yourself
>mfw the blots publix meme has forever been tainted by stamkos's weak, childlike body
>>66556190
>yet
why do we trigger /hoc/ so much?
Press F to pay respects
>>66556192
your mfwaasfnm muscles are weak, you messed up the order
>>66556232
>implying
>>66556195
this just revived the sandwich meme more than ever before
I was really hoping for Stamkos to be the next GOAT, instead of that bitch ass Crosby. But the guy just has terrible luck.
>>66556229
Might not end in suicide if one of the many gun toting niggers is there
Bad news is the publix meme is officially over.
Good news is there is literally no better way it could have ended.
>a professional fucking athlete with a blood clot from shitty grocery store food
>>66556206
yeah 99% of finnish people wouldn't even know what it means and it doesn't even have a finnish word for it. I didn't know it was even a thing before browsing 4chan. Anglos are really obsessed with it, it's really weird.
>>66556257
>photo.jpg
you answered your own question, dumdum
>>66556259
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>>66556278
don't worry, i'm pretty sure this is somehow all yzerman's fault.
>>66556278
Stamkos has as many olympic golds as Finland
>>66556257
who can stop them?
>>66556298
I've called people cucks accidentally before and then I had to explain cuckhold to them. Its really just a fag thing
>blots
>clots
>poison sandwiches
>>66556289
>publix meme is over
WEW YOU WISH LAD
>Keep Stamkos at the deadline
>For free
>Out 1-3 months
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOO
>pubcucks
>pubcucks
>pubcucks
at least the playoffs are soon and don't have meme OT
>stars play ass defense
>got away with stabbing the other team on the ice and discarding the weapons in front of the linesman for their win today
>somehow stars fans think they'll make it through a seven game series
someone explain this logic to me, I just don't understand.
Tampon pls take 1st place in the Atlantic so >we can get an easy 1st round
CONTENDERS
>Kings
>Stars
>Caps
>Rangers
PRETENDERS
>Isles
>Shorks
>Hawks
>Preds
>Pistons are gonna make the playoffs
>Wings are gonna make the playoffs and play a Stamkos-less Bolts team
>Tigers opening day is Tuesday
I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT IT'S SNOWING OR THAT TODAY'S HIGH WAS 29. WHAT A GOD DAMN TIME TO BE ALIVE.
>>66556375
>kongs fans are still mad at "refpuck" against them
>/hoc/ so mad at sandwiches its literally a "im mad at a sandwich" edition
top autism
>>66556375
I guess you've never watched a playoff hockey game? The refs shove the whistles up their asses
>>66556316
>Canada in charge of winning olympic golds
>>66556375
the heat's finally getting to their already warped minds. it's easier just to pretend they're not here
>blots lose in the first round again
>either broons or wongs move on to the second round
literally a free pass for metro teams
>>66556388
the flyers will first round exit no matter who they play
>>66556394
>wings are going to make the playoffs
Every single commercial on CBC is race mixing propaganda
Bank commercial?
>shitskin woman and numale cuck
Coffee commercial?
>nigger telling his white in laws what they can and can't keep
>>66556403
If you have pain or numbness in your arm I suggest putting the sandwich down and seeing your doctor
>>66556389
>3 cups in 6 years
You can't really call the Hawks pretenders. Not as good this year, sure, but you can't really bet against Toews and Kane when the series is on the line.
>>66556389
> >rags, stars, kongs in contenders
>hawks in pretenders
>>66556161
I'm not a doctor but how exactly do blood clots form when you're a professional athlete? It seems to make no sense.
>>66556432
mad?
>>66556413
Only the winter Olympics matter, and even then, only men's hockey matters.
>>66556443
>this is the position I let the first refugee fuck me in
>>66556452
>"STICK ON STICK"
ayyyyyy lmao
>>66556389
meme/10
>>66556452
didn't meant to quote, my apologies for (youing) for nothing
t. >>66556466
>>66556413
>all those golds but no olympic hockey gold
What a sad life Binland
>>66556375
Must have been watching a different game because the Kings were out played most of that game. They should try playing in the other teams zone longer and stop playing the lazy collapse in front of our net game.
>>66556487
No problem, Olli. Here, you can have it back.
>>66556440
google Paget Schroetter disease
didnt stamkos bascially not exist in the playoffs last year
>>66556101
are you fucking shitting me
now some literal garbage franchise is gonna win the east
fuck this gay era
>>66556493
>Z E R O
>PLAYOFF BERTHS
>>66556527
I seem to recall this as well.
>>66556527
yeah but he worked as a decoy to draw top competition
>>66556528
TB wasn't gonna win anyways.
>>66556533
A Canadian player is a key factor every year for the cup winner. There is no other country that can say this. Canada wins again.
>skate into someone else's stick
>get powerplay
>>66556568
theyre pretty much the only team with a chance of stopping the craps
>>66556533
>can only win with canadians
cuck
>>66556568
they had objectively the best chance, but now with stralman and stamkos out it's fucked
I'd rather it be them than crapitals, shitbirds or rags
So stamkos has played his last game as a bolt. Where does he end up?
>>66556533
nice pic, mind if I save it?
>>66556592
>Your national """"professional""""" leagues are equivalent of our minors
let's be honest about who the real cuck is here
>>66556619
Blues
>>66556592
hawks doesn't seem to have problems winning it with americans and finnish guys being their most important players.
>>66556619
tampa
>eat at publelix
>get blood clots
>>66556619
khl, nobody will sign him now because of the long term implications of the injury
>>66556619
Montreal tbqhwyf
>>66556654
>be Canadian
>no playoffs
Who else /BandwagoningSanJose/ here?
Stamkos is going to the Kings my dudes
>>66556641
14 canadians on the team last year including the conn smythe winner
You couldn't have picked a worse example
gg purds
SHARKS
>>66556688
>vinny and stammer
NO REEE
>>66556706
Vinny is retiring senpai
>>66556686
/bandwagoningreimer/ here
>>66556689
it doesn't matter where the grinders are. The skill guys are from finland and america. You know the guys who actually play.
>>66556686
Anyone who wants to bandwagon the cup winners tĂźh
After all, it is
>our year
>>66556725
so he says
>>66556732
conn smythe winner was a grinder? Bustland is delusional as fuck
>>66556732
>What binland actually believes
Holy fuck that's just sad.
>canadians forced into damage control mode
>in their national sport
I thought this was your fifth season and all
>FINLAND
>SKILL
LEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66556732
get the fuck out of my thread
>>66556689
Their two best players Kane and Toews are red blooded Americans
>>66556732
Jesus Christ is finland this stupid?
>>66556786
>kane
>american
I like binland and canada :)
>>66556619
from what i saw from Dupuis, stammer's all but done. if it happened once, chances are it'll happen again
>>66556779
Is being a massive bust a skill?
>>66556776
>Caitlyns calling out Canadian teams
>Doesn't understand that shit tier teams like the laffs and the oilels keep his shitty team afloat
>Or that 50% of all teams are made up of Canadian players
>>66556754
>>66556756
>>66556779
>>66556781
>no team in the playoffs
>find out the top teams do not use canadians
>Finland dominating wjc
i understand you guys, you have it rough atm.
>>66556828
Fleischmann has a clotting disorder and he's still around, it doesn't have to be a career ender
>>66556403
I wouldn't say anyone is "mad at sandwiches", but they sure are...cloating over it.
>>66556847
ZERO
OLYMPIC
HOCKEY
GOLD
Finland is the JUST of hockey countries.
you may only post ITT if your favorite team has twice as many road wins as losses
>not so fast, every other team
>>66556407
They had already given Sharp a soft boarding penalty so they weren't about to give a high sticking penalty to a guy because another player skated into his stick.
>>66556847
Thanks for the understanding. No one knows hockey failure like the Finns.
>Average American "woman"
lads will I get a blood clot by shopping at publix?
>stamkos dies
>/hoc/ becomes active again
>>66556869
>The land of no playoff slots calling the land of somali migrants a cucknation
The irony is too much for me
>>66556694
I don't get this meme
This predators are horrible in overtime meme needs to die. They could be in top 3 in the central easily if they werent so bad. Sick of this sht.
>>66556907
Yes
It's best to avoid all pubshits grocery stores unless you want to get weak bones or blood clots.
>>66556900
But they are Armenian anon
>>66556786
>Toews
>American
I know you have shit tier education down there Caitlyn so I'll let you try again.
>>66556688
>quad dubs
goddamn
>>66556894
actually we don't because Finland actually makes the playoffs on their league.
>>66556865
>>66556528
But that happens every year.
>New Jersey
>Carolina
>Tampa Gay
>rags
>>66556900
Excellent hockey post
>average Canadian female, for reference
>>66556921
>1980
You can't even medal LEL
>Average American couple
>>66556892
>This obscure a "stat"
Shorks fans everyone
>Stralman dead
>Stamkos dead
Whelp. Pack it up boys.
>>66556940
Toews went to college, he's obviously American
>>66556954
tampa bay doesn't come close to the rags or peng pongs in garbage franchiseness
>>66556940
>playoff newfag tourists have already arrived
>>66556967
replace it with the dog, publix memes, >rags and edited pepes and you have all of /hoc/`
>>66556568
Don't even bother. There is some serious delusion in these threads where Tampa Bay is concerned. People don't seem to realize that they are basically the same team as the Ottawa Senators were during their "great" years. Get ready to lose your good players and watch them win cups elsewhere.
I thought Hedman was supposed to be Tampa's no 1.
>>66556968
>winning over 2/3 of your road games
>obscure
Canadian education on full display
>>66556949
Than why play over in >our league if yours is so great binland?
>Average American wrist
>>66557021
that isn't a foot?
>>66556619
Top line center for the Las Vegas Memes.
>>66557005
ill get right on it
>>66556967
>average
Nigger please
LEL holy shit I have never seen Canada this fucking mad
Unreal
>>66556990
>>66557004
WE DONT WANT TOES FUCK OFF REEEEEE
>>66557019
I could ask you the same question
>>66557069
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>pubcucks
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>>66556754
>>66556756
>>66556781
>>66556802
It's a meme, fuckwits.
>>66557095
your life is a meme
>>66557063
ikr, not even after all their shitty team got BTFO of the playoffs.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
>pubcucks
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>>66557084
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
>>pubcucks
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>>66557106
>memes have evolved to point where they are discussing with us
it was bound to happen.
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>pubcucks
>pubcucks
>pubcucks
All the injuries don't seem quite as bad now, thanks Tampa :^)
>>66557150
>ducks
>injuries
You don't know pain
>>66557133
You did this, Finnie. You guys just had to meme it up hard as fuck 24/7, didn't you?
>Grubauer getting the start over Holtby against a free win sparkledogs team
Does Trotz not want him to get the wins record or what?
>>66557181
>>66557150
Follow, lads. I will teach you about injuries.
>>66556967
>large forehead = above average sized brain, able to fashionably wear beanies without covering his eyes
>glasses = probably literate, can use as a focusing lens to start a fire in an emergency
>D.A.R.E. shirt = health conscious, not physically held back by drugs or alcohol
>skinny jeans = use less fabric (better for the environment) while maintaining style, cuff roll allows room to grow several inches without having to spend an extra $50 on new jeans
>gray vans = great, comfortable shoe that looks good with almost any outfit and still maintains arch support and limited athletic utility
9/10 would go to prom with
>>66557181
don't worry senpai, next year is our year
>>66557181
iktf
>>66557187
>playing back2back a week before the playoffs
i think he wants him alive
>>66557207
autism
>>66557207
>calling toques 'beanies' or 'knit caps'
pls no
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Not really a /hoc/ friend, had a question for you lads.
If the net is only six feet wide, why not just find a morbidly obese person to stand in front of it and win every game?
>>66557239
Pad size limits and the fact that no one is actually 4x6, not even americans
>>66557232
Why are you shitting on him, he's Canadian
>>66557122
>>>66557084 (You)
>>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
>>>pubcucks
>>66557122
>>>66557084 (You)
>>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
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>pubcucks
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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOO
>pubcucks
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>>66557239
there's a video of a sumo trying to play net and they had a 4th line plug George "The Stache" Parros shooting on him. He lit him up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
>>66557239
>le fat goalie meme
>>66557280
/hoc/ is about memes against teams, not nationality stupid /int/ posting faggot
>>66557239
Goalies are effective because of speed and reactions, not size (Lundpads notwithstanding). Nobody capable of getting on and off the ice is fat enough to cover 6x4 with no holes.
>>66557239
There's no way to get the fat to stay up around his head so they would just score top shelf every time
>>66557239
hmm very good idea we should put our scientists on it. It would make american goalers the GOAT obviously
>>66557208
I hope so. I can't go through another season like this one tbqhwyf
>>66557280
I am laughing at the diet of incredibly annoying sunbelt "fans" contributing to thier star player having health problems.
>>66557297
What /hoc/ do you frequent
>>66557311
pussy
Memetthews is at Yotes-Caps tonight
>>66557206
>>66557214
tanking for half a decade isn't called "injuries"
>>66557005
hows this
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>Bolts meme to SCF by killing a 4th line player who was raping the Triplets and their beta faggot coach crying to the NHL until the #1 D is suspended
>Next season Stralman dies and Stamkos is out
Karma you stupid cuban faggots
>>66557349
kek
>>66557349
I don't hate it.
>>66557349
Saved/10
>>66557349
accurate
>>66557344
https://www.mangameslost.com/nhl-man-games-lost-april-2-2016/
Keep in mind these are fake injuries like Nathan Horton. The Oilers d corps is so decimated that they've been running 4 rookies for the past couple months
>>66557349
Isn't there a meme girl you can replace her with? That preggo Tampa fan maybe?
>>66557376
*aren't fake injuries
>>66557376
No one cares about the fucking Oilers
>>66557380
>yfw she wasn't pregnant it was a clot all along
>not playing through a blood clot
I thought he was canadian? what a disgrace
>>66557380
Kippers
>>66557294
>'top' sumo wrestler
>not even Japanese
>>66557376
Behold, the glorious sub-AHL defense that >we're running tonight.
>>66557409
He has been eating dogshit food and living in a polluted humid shithole. He will get healthy when he signs elsewhere
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>>66557376
> "running 4 rookies for the past couple months"
Even Montreal's called up rookies replacements are getting called up. 15 defencemen after tonight
>>66557442
holy shit now that is a new level of mad
>>66557442
>mad
>at playoff teams
>The doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man
Lol anyone get this hot reference.
>>66557452
>>66557464
autism
>Once an Oiler always an Oiler
Well we can't say that's wrong, we can't say it's a good thing either.
>>66557452
>>66557464
pubcucks spotted
get checked for clots yet?
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>>66557472
Says the faggot clots spammer
>>66557498
Enjoy getting swept first round retard lel
>>66557490
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>66557490
Fan of a non-playoff team spotted
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>>66557446
Oilers aren't that high but they have had to replace the replacements a couple time. They also haven't had their full top 6 for a single game this year and most have been played without 2 of them. At one point Benoit Pouliot was second line centre.
>>66557501
Fuck off faggot don't reply to me
>>66557502
>>66557512
>mad at clots
WEW LAD
>>66557533
Literally clots tier lel
>>66557502
>Mad at memes
Absolutely Disgusting
>Clots
>Blots
>The Janitor city of Tampon Gay
I don't understand how blood clots keep a player out for that long. I'm not saying Stamkos is a pussy or anything like that, it just doesn't make sense that a blood clot means 1-3 months recovering.
Any medfags who can explain?
>>66557376
except lets stop pretending like your D and the other injured players other than McMeme are good and that you would be even a half decent team with them healthy anyway.
The oilers are a fucking unmitigated joke.
>>66556935
They're bad in shootout, not overtime
The big problem is the Predators don't have a lot of good trick shooters, maybe when Kevin Fiala gets in the NHL
>eat a sub
>die from a clot
>>66557539
>>66557558
>so mad that you spam about sandwiches
>>66557548
Fuck off faggot don't reply to me
>>66557561
Because blood clots can kill you. Also it means there's like a 90% chance that Stamkos is blood doping.
Could you imagine if they call up Drouin and he carries them to a Cup? That would make for one hell of a story.
I don't get the publix meme
>>66557561
a couple players in various sports (for example Bosh in the NBA) had clots and missed a hell of a lot more than 3 months. I think it has to do with the fact that strenuous activity (which affects blood flow) leads to increased risk factor for something that's already pretty dangerous and can happen at any time.
What is publix American friends?
>>66557564
>lol ur not gud so nothing matters
>>66557586
Back to r/hockey then
JUST
>ever doubting the collective wisdom of the IIHF accredited™ pro scouting community of /hoc/
Barkov confirmed for elite desu senpai
>>66557575
>easy there Carlos, don't loosen up your clots
>>66557565
>>66557564
Your disdain has no effect on me, sirs.
>>66557528
Seasons from hell Oilbro. McDavid and Price both down. At least you got your star back. All >we have is the slight glimmer that is the Patches-Chucky-Gally line.
>>66557349
Looks kinda like a grill I'm chasing desu
>>66557567
The preds are like 1-12 in OT
>>66557603
Better start filling that bucket, pro scout.
>>66557597
but it doesn't. If anything those injuries are helping you tank and keep getting better picks, rather than being just a mildly bad team that wouldn't even make the playoffs but have a worse pick.
>>66557575
>Mad
>At a fucking MEME
Weuuuu lad is your blood boiling? Might be a clot :^)
It's only a clot in his arm. He'll be fine. His career is near over though. Better enjoy him while he lasts.
>>66557600
CLOT
Joe Smith
@TBTimes_JSmith
#tblightning Yzerman on potentially calling up Drouin: "Certainly something we have to consider."
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>>66557629
FUCK
TANKING
I don't give a shit about picks or MUH FUTURE. I've been hearing that for too long. I wan them to win some fucking games.