Old Thread: >>66550523
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((LIVE NOW YOU GOOFS)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
News:
Jon Jones vs OSP for the interim LHW belt set to headline UFC 197
>>66555073
JON JONES
JON JONES!
nevermind
The music for this event is so early 2015
Jesus, did they push the WSOF main card back another 30 minutes? It's 11:30 now? I thought it was 11?
Will the main events on WSOF be worth watching?
>>66555116
Do you have something better to do?
Official MMA org power rankings
UFC>Bellator>One FC>WSOF>Shooto>Corrupt Russian MMA
>>66555134
I could play a video game I guess
>>66555145
UFC > RIZIN > Bellator > ONE FC > WSOF >>>>>>>>>> Everything else
>>66555116
It should be. That 2nd gaetche palamino fight was insane. Ive never seen both dudes get rocked so many times bak and forth
>>66555166
>>66555116
You only live once. Don't look back on this night twenty years from now wondering if you made the right choice.
>>66555107
>>66555116
there was some news on it moving.
prelim headliner, first main card fight, last main card fight
You are a bookie
What do you open Jon Jones vs OSP at?
-1000 jones / +750 OSP
seems like it for me
>>66555145
>>66555176
UFC>Bellator>Legacy>WSOF> boxing>rizin>shooto anything else
>Bas adlibbing Russian shit
>>66555176
RIZIN is a big league joke
>>66555223
>>66555176
>>66555145
UFC a trash org they just lucked their way to having all the most of the fighters
Anyone with a superman tattoo on their chest needs heemed
>>66555215
JBJ -600
OSP +470
>>66555262
>>66555215
Literally -675 and +450
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15120452/jon-jones-opens-7-1-betting-favorite-ovince-saint-preux-ufc-197
i would put a cheeky hundo on OSP desu
USADA AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS FIGHT
>>66555265
Seems a little low
GSP was 1100 and Matt Serra was +700
This seems even more lopsided in comparison. OSP doesn't even have the puncher's chance. We have seen Jones fight through battles with DC and Gustafsson.
>>66555215
Jones at 1.15 or some shit
OSP probably at 8-9.00
So, does WSOF not drug test?
Goddamn, the stream on WSOF.com just dropped in quality
>>66555307
with the odds its almost worth it. 3 fight parlay jones losing and the the other two being pettis winning and mightymouse winning
WORLDSTAR
>>66555295
everyone is about to drop money on bones
>>66555332
full natty brah
>>66555318
the new 185. Bas was like HES HUGE
>it's a stall against the cage until they both gas episode
>>66555360
When you are favored that high you cant make money on that bet. Better to bet on osp longshot
It's a fucking decagon
>People are seriously considering OSP at only +470
PLEASE do not gamble
>>66555332
>>66555318
apparently neither have been tested by usada yet
>>66555254
Best org is pretty much just a which org has the best fighters
If harris could kick I'd like to see what he can do with that strong lower body
>>66555381
No that's not how betting works. All you do is bet whether or not the odds reflect the actual chances
Do you think Jones wins the fight 6/10 times?
Of course he does. Put money on him and collect. There is no reason to throw away money on such a pitiful return with OSP
He would need to be at least +550 for me to put money on him. The line is definitely going to move to reflect this. Jones could come out of a car wreck and beat OSP
This is like Kimbo vs Dada all over again
what do you think bas feels like having to commentate these fights and fake excitement when all he really wants to do is jump in and heem both these roiders with palm strikes
Oh man these dudes are so gassed you would think they were Shell stations
>>66555418
I'm the closest to the actual odds of anyone in this thread my man
It looks like 2 alt costumes of the same character fighting
>>66555418
well Boner Jones hasnt fought in 15 months
HOLY SHIT THE FATMAN CHICKENED OUT AGAINST JON?
/heem/ you should announce things like this for the rest of /sp/ to know
>>66555465
kek
>>66555461
About as funny as a carcrash
>>66555332
Nick Diaz could KO both of those freaks
>>66555464
that's not what he said. He said it's stupid to put money on him at +470
Which it is. The line is going to move. Wait until you could get a better return. That's far too low considering OSP chances.
>>66555476
>implying casuals care
>implying any of them had heard of OSP before today
is this nigga wearin a fcking thong??
I'm from the future, UFC 197 goes as follows:
Jones wins by 2nd round TKO
Mighty Manlet wins by UD
Pettis wins by 3rd round TKO (trusting Barboza's glass chin lmao)
Whittaker wins by UD
Fili wins by 1st round TKO
sixtuples and OSP heems Jones
If numbers OSP beats Jones
>>66555448
The return on jones is terrible what are you talking about? You never bet on someone with that high of odds its makes nothing
>>66555562
I should've foreseen more people would've went for it. fucking shit
>>66555555
>>66555598
A better question is why you're talking to the tripfag?
Is it just me or is the WSF stream shitting itself?
>>66555598
Betting on the fight is retarded. Jones is guaranteed by all the laws of physics that govern the universe to win, and the return is shit, so why bother?
>wsof loses sound
>>66555634
Died on me after refreshing
>>66555634
My stream is shitty too, but my internet has been acting up today
>literally paying to be on tv
>>66555637
I remember this bants with conor too
>>66555634
Mine has no sound now and is jumpy as fuck. WSOF streams are usually shit.
>Less than 2500 viewers
>The stream can't even handle it
What a joke
>>66555634
>>66555647
>>66555650
Been complete shit for me, taking a bunch of time to buffer at certain points and the overall quality is pretty bad. Stream is still up for me but I have no sound now
>>66555668
>>66555634
Yea no sound anymore but vid is all i need
link to stream lads i want to share in the fun of no sound and lag
>>66555689
>>66555683
>>66555668
yep no sound now also williams is a fucking bitch
>>66555598
The return is better than the odds should be.
IF OSP were to win it would be undoubtedly the greatest upset in MMA history
However it's not even close to upset lines like Holly Holms/Ronda or BJ penn vs edgar
There is no reason not to put money on jon jones at -670
Yes the return is not 1:1 but you can't expect that on someone who is pretty much guaranteed to win by every single metric. Outside of Jones fighting with some mysterious injury we don't know about he is going to win.
Therefore take your returns. Putting any money on OSP is throwing it away. It's not even good parlay odds. He should be way higher as an underdog.
>>66555723
It's not as if OSP is a complete bum and Jones has never lost a round in his career, OSP has a way to win this and Jones isn't invincible
>>66555723
>There is no reason not to put money on jon jones at -670
This is why heem never will be good at gambling
khabib brother up next
>>66555764
>put money on jones with those odds
>Eye poke DQ
Ok this got me so mad I gotta type it out, how is this considered a fight.
He wasn't even looking for anything and he was just going for a clinch for the sake of having a clinch he wasn't looking to do anything or improve his position anytime, I know he's like 30 and got knocked out once already but if you don't want to fight you don't fucking fight anymore.
>>66555750
OSP is pretty close to being a bum in terms of UFC quality
He is the Uriah Hall of LHW without any meme moves
His apex is beating Shogun at a time where a stiff breeze could beat him. I can't think of anything he does well that even warrants a discussion with Jon Jones. They shouldn't even be sharing a ring.
Think of how much better Cormier is than OSP and how Jones handled him.
This is a complete farce.
>>66555787
That would be awesome
if Taylor had a blood test for Steroids he would test positive for all of them
pls gib wsof stream
>>66555863
you have acestream player putin?
>>66555863
findminecraft.com/WSOF-720-MMA
>>66555919
Please post it. Does the acestream have audio?
who else watching shooto?
best ring girls desu senpai
the line went up to -800 already
I knew that shit was too good to stay.
>>66555919
yes
>>66555938
acestream:// f7b5faa515b1ff88635857649a3ca1a96cd6a93d
hd vid and audio. for the future, the one thing reddit is actually good for is finding HQ streams for everything. /r/mmastreams is how i got this one
the wsof stream is backup with sound and khabibs brother is fighting
>>66555927
Thanks, paddy
>>66556005
Thanks chief
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353334/jose-aldo-conor-mcgregor-was-full-of-steroids-in-his-body-before-ufc
Is Aldo the biggest cuck alive?
>>66556005
TOP LAD
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A
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>>66556065
>>66556085
>>66556047
>>66556005
buffering ;(
>>66556065
Nice to see you irish guys posting again.
Truly happy about your return
>>66555493
i watch every ufc xxx fight, and some fight nights, i have literally never heard of osp, how the fuck does he get a title shot
>yfw Rothwell vs dos Anjos has 4(four) heavyweight fights on the main card
>>66556176
he's good enough to be ranked 6th. literally this would have been the phil davis shot if he stayed
damn, khabibs brother fights just like him
>>66556205
just means it will be a shit load of filler and commercials
>>66556176
>watching only PPVs
>missing out on dank fight nights
There's your problem m8
>>66556205
isn;t there a 5th HW fight on that card too? cannonier versus the SA white dude?
>>66556176
>being this casual-ty
/heem/ is dead
>>66556213
It's hilarious how weak a division becomes once it gets a dominating champion. LHW used to be stacked
Now we have bader and texeira and osp in the top ten
>>66556205
>dos anjos
>>66556205
Marcin Tybura reppin M-1 whats up
is the stream showing wsof 29 for some reason?
>>66556274
whoops
>>66556274
not gonna lie made that same mistake talking about dos anjos before and called him RDS
>>66556294
Your life is just all fucked up
>>66556213
i'd heard of phil davis though, this cunts outa no where
>>66556294
mine isnt but the prelims are over now
>>66556321
pls mma is my only joy in life i need to know if i've descended into a past memory or this is real life?
>>66556237
Yeah, 2nd fight on the fightpass prelims
>>66556324
He literally beat Cummins, shogun, and calavante>>66556324
seriously a 1 hour break before main card? WSOF pls
>>66556324
davis fought on a few ppv, and osp is younger
you don't remember osp landing the Von Flue choke and uppercutting shogun?
>>66556205
>Fox Sports 1
>Nearly all Heavyweights
Wew laddies prepare for 15 minutes of actual fighting over 6 hours for this one
>>66556324
6 out of 9 of his ufc fights are on fight nights thats likely why. You are missing out
This was a fucking waste I fucked my sleeping sched to see two good fighters
>>66556344
You've left reality behind my friend. Between WSOF 29 and 30 you died, and now you're stuck in a continuous timeloop where every Saturday night you are forced to watch WSOF 29 while posting the same heem memes.
I am so sorry.
>>66556324
Don't comeback pls
>>66556344
Im not watching wsof, cant tell you
>>66556360
and lost to bader so ooop
>>66556393
nooooooo eternal bushleague mma
How did Khabib's brother do? I missed the fight.
>>66556374
i will have to step up my bundaposting if thats the case
>>66556406
This is a WHOLE new OSP
>mfw Pettis leaves the UFC to fight Bendo for the Bellator LW belt
>>66556429
To be honest I'm confused as fuck too. I'm watching the Acestream and the canvas says WSOF 30 but as far as I can tell Copeland vs Hayes was on WSOF 29.
So I guess I died too.
how do you get into the fight game
i wouldn't mind being a promoter, agent, talent scout or match maker
i think it would be loads of fun
>>66556522
>tfw your stuck watching this fight between two shitty heavy weights for eternity
>>66556526
low level shit in russia needs help, take a low paying job doing one to get experience, been tempted myself, seems fun to organize and put on a show
>>66556520
Bendo's challenging for the 170 Bellator title breh
Didn't want none of Will Brooks
strem for wsof lads
>>66556520
is nothing left sacred in this world?
>>66556526
ask your billionaire friends to buy a dying org
>>66556520
>>66556573
I think the WSOF 30 prelims are over, and WSOF is unprepared to cover the time until the main card starts in 45 minutes, so they're just showing WSOF 29? I guess?
In 45 minutes we'll know if we've been banished to the shadow realms or not.
>>66556520
What do if i like the nonmakeup side better
>>66556598
dude where have you been
>>66556588
nope :6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI
>>66555847
>Hitomi Tanaka
Her face is too good for that.
>>66556574
>he searches from dagestan to siberia looking for russian talent for his low level org
i like it
>>66556616
its a replay of the prelims buddy
>>66556646
getting sprayed by OC and learning to shoot a shotgun from 75 yards
>>66556647
This is probably the number 1 reason why i'm suspect every time i see a ""cute"" asian girl.
There are actually very few naturally cute asian girls.
>>66556636
Stop being a faggot Gertrude nobody likes you
>>66556683
Fucking scrub
>>66556714
You really want to fuck with me right now bitch?
I thought i set you straight yesterday
>>66556005
I cant get it to work?
glad i've got my alienware rig drinking my xience energy drink and eating some corn nuts
CORN TO THE CORE
>>66556763
corn nuts was actually good. I would never buy them but I wish I took more from the vendors at the UFC event
>>66556763
Now that's old school
>>66556647
What's life come to when I'm watching makeup videos at 4 in the morning
She doesn't even really end up looking like Swift all that much desu
>>66556790
>corn to the core is old school
>>66556399
>>66556761
>install Acestream
>click media
>click Open Ace Stream Content
>paste that bunch of letters and numbers in the box
>click play
>wait for it to buffer for a minute
>feel uneasy that your data is being mined and sold to Russian malware developers while enjoying glorious HD fites
>>66556805
Very nice
>Gaethje fighting at home
Ho boy this gunna be good
>>66556647
Do women know that makeup is the reason theyre always so broken out? Do you ever see guys over 20 with 10000 pimples?
>>66556746
You're on Steroids.
>>66556005
how the fuck do you play this? what do i add to the link
>>66556812
2011 was a long time ago lad
Go catch up with the fight nights, then come back and talk shit
>>66556843
They use the makeup to cover the pimples. It's a vicious cycle.
>>66556846
Im full natty
Im surprised youre not tired from getting eiffel towered by Everyone
>>66556817
I got it working I just fucked up
Is it an old card?
can someone give me a fucking link for fucks sake
>>66556843
I always seem to have one subcutaneous zit somewhere on my face. I have to use a hydrocolloid bandage for 24 hours, then I pop it. I dont get a scar because of how the bandage works, but still it's annoying no matter what i eat or how i wash and take care of my skin there's always one
>>66556636
If she didn't shave her eyebrow it would look better.
jon fucking fitch
>>66556896
Very funny Gertrude. Your childish """wit""" never ceases to amaze.
What kind of name is Gertrude anyway
>>66556810
It's all part of reaching enlightenment, senpai. Next step is ASMR and tantric spirals.
HEEM STOPPY
LEG FUCKED UP KEK
>>665555555
what he said
>>66556902
Yeah, the prelims ended before the main card so they're showing the last WSOF card. The main card starts in a half hour.
>>66556936
Its the name you get so people know the greatness youre meant for.
You dont share a last name with your parents cuz they didnt want people knowing the whore is their kid
guess who got fully carbed up today lads
>>66556983
oh so the mainc ard will be on soon?
his leg broken gg
didn't this fight already happen wtf this isnt live
>>66557000
card is done dude lel go to sleep you've earned it
>>66556988
>greatness
All I see is foul mouthed rudeness. Don't bring my parents into this. You DON'T know my past and hhave NO clue what I've been through
>>66557000
Yeah it starts in 27 minutes
You guys are literally watching a fight from a month ago.
That's Gaethje you bunch of casuals
>>66557051
lmao
>dumpster tier promos with joke stream quality have more and better finishes than big UFC cards
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66557033
>its another "dont judge me if you dont know me" episode
Literally the go to for every whore on the planet
i am sick and tired of watching these old cards for free and getting scammed of watching the real shit
are the prelims still on? just back from the unc vs syracuse game
Hi
>>66556843
i tell that to my son's mother but she never listens
>>66557103
is he your son biologically or are you a cuck?
am i the only one watching the roid hues?
why are all these commercials in non english
>>66557140
because fuck you nigger, post stream
>>66557130
I am, there has been better fights
>>66557076
I can't believe you. You are just the fakest person. It's unbelievable how fake you can really be. It is amazing, truly amazing.
You're a terrible human being. You are fucking scum of the earth. I wish we were in the workplace so I could spit in your face.
>>66557140
Do you think it's possible that we're watching a stream from a country that doesn't speak English? A country like Denmark?
![1440433982446[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/p9MgYqL.gif "1440433982446[2].gif")
>they're going to keep streaming this 1 fight over and over for the next 20 minutes
that nigger has some of the whitest soles off his feet I've ever seen.
>>66557171
The only time you might see me is when i take a stroll to Jenna's office before going home and enjoying the benefits of the new promotion leah's dad aka my father in law gave me.
>>66557140
>>66557151
>>66557193
trump cant build that wall fast enough
does anyone wanna heemspeak for wsof?
i'm about to 420blazeit and get weird
>>66557237
get it right the mexicans are building the wall and paying for it
If any of you have apple tv or wanna watch the event free on android or iphone google fite tv on google and then go to wsof free and download the app
Official stream
>>66556205
but we all know the real fight is my homeboy Big Nig taking out curtis, violently and with ease.
Big Nig 2016/17 you heard it here first
>>66557247
>420 blazeit
fuck u desu, i wish i had some rn...
>>66557234
I actually admire that you can be so fake and delusional. You're like a chameleon
>>66557254
desu the illegals will happily build the wall
>>66557271
thats capitalism for ya
>>66557270
>fake and delusional
Im real, and so is the reality around you. Im winning life and youre upset your constant bitching got you no where
>>66557314
Gertrude, piss off.
Post predictions
>Khabib will be LW champion after he beats Ferguson and gets the title shot
>Jones will decisively lose at least 1 round of his fight with OSP, but win a UD
>Ben Rothwell will heem Miocic with a counter after he rushes in, becoming HW champ
It's amazing how quickly Bellator 149 went downhill.
That first fight was a fucking neat fucking grappling match.
hey pussy are you still there?
>>66557314
>>66557335
keep it civil ladies
>>66557314
how do you know you are real and reality is real gertrude?
>>66557335
Rebekah you degenerate youre just an irrelevant receptionists.
>>66557355
are you talking about bellator or the roy jones jr meem card
>>66556993
thats the most american looking chinese damn find some real food burger
>>66557347
>Tony Ferguson would roll to a kneebar and destroy khabib carrer, khabib announces his retire afterward
>Jones will submit OSP in the 2nd round
>Ben Rothwell would get outmemed by JDS stopping his winning streak
>>66557368
Dont try to get trippy with me guy, i dont get high and all i know is im drowing in cash and pussy
>>66557369
Gertrude you're so shook you're making basic spelling errors.
>>66555073
If Jones somehow manages to lose this fight, will OSP be considered the real LHW champ?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353726/daniel-cormier-apologizes-for-having-to-withdraw-from-ufc-197
>>66557384
>tfw american chinese food is admittedly pretty close to authentic chinese food. Australia you have no room to talk with those snack pack heart attack mounds of garbage that are the rage there
>>66557355
it was the best card of 2016 and you know it
>>66557407
what is snack pack
>>66557388
don't you ever put my name in the name of autism, lad
why tf is this fight for an interim belt?
fuck this interim belt bs, the ufc is just fucking with us at this point
like the diaz brothers have been saying for years, the belts mean shit
>>66557393
>not getting high
>drowning in money
You arent even real gertrude
>>66557382
I still got to watch that Roy Jones shit.
>>66557408
Card? No. Show? Fuck yeah.
>>66557405
I dont make errors, if its from me, its correct
>>66557347
>rothwell main eventing a show
i just wanna see this, will be good motivation for us autistic retards that anyone can make it
>>66557408
one fc is the goat card
>>66557424
If im not real who are you talking to
Link?
>>66557423
UFC has achieved its goal of establishing itself and MMA as a legitimate "sport" in the eyes of the public.
Now they're transitioning into the same man-drama warasslin we loved and watched as kids, but with an extremely violent gladiator-esque twist of reality to it.
We memes now.
>>66557421
whatever those giant plates of fries covered in meat cheese and garlic sauce or other sauce. Its like my morning shits on a plate. I forget what they are exactly called
>>66557456
who said I was real or was talking?
>>66557492
Me. Gertrude, a real man
John Bitch fitch gets ko'd plz
>>66557508
Gertrude you arent a man or real
>>66557431
>>66557456
Gertrude you're getting emotional again
Al Jourgensen > Trent Reznar
by the way, what do you think of pic related
>>66557530
Many grils would disagree with me not being a man
My bank accounts prove im real
>fighting out of Germany
>of Moroccan descent
HAHAHAHAHA
>Vinny Maghalaes still fighting
for what purpose?
>>66557555
based desu, fuck trump and hillary
