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I have returned!!! edition
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Old thread: >>66534640
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Scenes! Ronaldo!
Ronaldooooo fuck all the slugs who backed barca
Real Madrid +1.5 huuuup
UP TWO FIGUES
Rough loss on the Vitality pick but I'd not let /bet/ down so I'm here to get your money back. The bookies have bought into the meme of "Hai shotcalling" and made Cloud 9 ridiculously heavy favourites against a TSM side that is more mechanically skilled across every lane. TSM have brought in a new coach for the playoffs to help work on their communication which is their biggest weakness, I expect a huge improvement in this area by them. Sorry about the shorter write up but the game starts soon so get on:
TSM SW @ 3 LARGE
lux dac
>>66547738
pmsl
>>66547738
Swear he's always on mainstream shite, probably as big an addict as dackers pmsl
>>66547733
The bet is TSM in play @ 6
>>66547412 (Your post)
>http://strawpoll.me/4188140/
Hmmm... I see 10 votes FOR and only 4 against
There is a demand
I shall stay... for now!
Euan down to a 0.86% ROI in Asia on his TT bets after that Louisville shocker
76 units staked to return a 0.65 unit profit
>>66547852
Welcome back
>>66547738
That delusion, kek
>>66547904
Thanks!
>>66547877
Enjoying these posts
>barca fucking up my roi
i actually wanted the + from 1-0 too
>>66547877
even cheser has managed a better ROI this year
I'm ready to start betting. How does the account setup for Bovada work? How do the payouts work for us americans?
>>66548044
get fucked grandpa
>>66547939
Just getting the stats out there, nothing wrong with profiting from bubblegums if you have the accounts but making his ROI in Asia clear should keep that gigantic ego in check
>>66547877
>win 2 5/10 bets
>~10% ROI
Kinda pointless counting atm desu
Turned the Louisville match on and it's not even particularly windy. What are you doing Euan you bad mong
>>66548184
It's his new method of backing both sides during the course of a match
NEED that screenshot of 1k on esports
24.7% of Euan's total staked units on TT have been on Asian bookies, 75.3% on bubblegums
>>66548331
That should be 26% actually taking into account the NYRB II +0.25 tip on SBO
DAC
Don't know what to do, chasing losses is like entering a rabbit hole
>>66548165
Far more reliable than his doctored spreadsheets
>>66548433
>>66548165
I would say at least 100 bets, so about 400-500 units, would make the stats significant
Team Solo REKT
How many bets do i need to post for a decent sample size?
>>66547843
As expected TSM banned out the problem champs from the first game and are dominating the second game. Tears if you didn't get on.
Down sums upon sums, need the city of Barcelona nuked
>>66548544
For tipping, I say 100 for a rough guess but a run of wins or loses will have a big impact. 1000 should be not bad depending how many you place per week.
>>66548719
>mainstream shite
come on uni, you've been here for a while
euworldan
That NYRB II goal sees Euan move up to a 5.71% ROI in Asia with 4.57 units profit from 80 units staked
>>66548871
Good gimmick this
>>66549106
Give me Emily Webb's facebook.
>>66549125
emily.webb.54
>>66549144
pmsl cheers lid
>>66549144
woof
>>66549106
why the FUCK are you here?
>T4tW Towers
mfw reading euans posts
TSM down to 2.62, this is your last chance to get on them before they're heavy favourites
You've been warned
>>66549326
literally pissing myself
what the fuck is wrong with him
>>66549144
>2 mutual friends
sent her a friend request ;)
>>66549617
Here lid x
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8K8mPtyXQ
>boavista are never gonna score again
This esports shit has killed the spirit of /bet/
I think some lads are down so much that they're looking at some shelf stacking applications
Pls don't post your lotto shite here anymore which includes corners
>tfw you large staked euans 1/10
E-Sports guy so shrewd
TSM winning
>>66549993
>not betting on corners
It's like people hate money
>>66549687
>Not caravan of love
official /bet/ bookie: www.lottoland.co.uk
>>66549993
Not defending anyone, and unlucky to those who bet, but betting on esports is a bad move to begin with
>>66550192
take us a pic of T4tW towers lid
>>66550192
>>66549687
>not https://youtu.be/lPKjlbXHP3E
>>66550192
>t4tw towers
pmsl
>>66550286
tune
>>66550192
I literally shuddered when I read t4tw towers. It's up there with calling your girlfriend Mrs t4tw
>>66550492
I would if I had one. She would have a twitter account I would occasionally reference
>>66550537
>not calling it The Euan Universe
>>66550537
>"Mrs t4tw has bet on Miami tonight, what a mental case!"
>She ends up with a higher yield than you
who's getting on >Moneybets large
>>66550627
More like "Mrs T4tW is just done noshing me off, what a star"
>>66550621
>not Euaniverse
>>66550621
>>66550726
This, fucking amateur
TSM to win their next game. Everyone knows the LCS is scripted and one of the commentators accidentally let slip that this is the last game before quickly retracting and saying 'potential' last game.
It's at 2.1 on b365.
>esports
>>66550689
More like "Mrs. T4tw won't let me in the bedroom, anon is on LARGE."
>>66550726
You're quite funny actually. Better than Michael Owen at least
>rafaela
>>66550760
Euanposting doesnt work towards me. I know I said it.
>>66550643
i get 1.29 for o1.5, b365 misprice?
>>66550803
im a cunt, its 2 matches
>>66550726
EUANVERSE
SHAKING
FUCKING SICK NAME
>>66550803
that's a double, second match is in some jap league
>>66550627
>"Mrs. t4tw's son is /outshaggin/ tonight."
Appalled at the current state of this thread
pmsl
>>66550990
Pics lad.
>>66550743
Please stop now
>>66551075
My first post in the thread concerning esports pal, but your loss if you don't want to put your greasy shelf stacker money on it.
>>66550990
What's her insta
>>66550990
I fancy loads of chicks from South America, even if they're plain looking as long as they have a nice skin tone and decent body I'm in love. Are you the guy who's planning on moving out there?
>>66551105
>shelf stacker money
Gets me everytime
>tfw made parlay of cloud 9 and vitality instead of just bankrolling villanova -2/under 144
>>66551228
>tfw make losing bets instead of winning ones
>>66551411
iktfb
>>66547843
cheers
seriously though how the fuck is inplay2g on a 12 win streak
I dont follow him but doesn't he just post straight rball bets all the time?
What absolute gem is going to link a Fort Lauderdale stream?
What's the bet for wrestle mania?
>>66551481
Just like the Royal Rumble, it's Triple H
:^D
>>66551228
>under
You're retarded
Imagine pre staking because 'the odds won't stay' and them not budging at all. pmsl
>>66551481
The matches are too unpredictable.
Got any good props on your bookie?
>>66551563
Think about torturing the virgin click baiters to death.
>tfw Chiefs +5 didnt win
Reminder
Nashville ML
TSM surreal
>>66551123
Yeah lol. South American birds just absolutely insanely fit. This one's got hefty native blood in her, love it.
>>66551632
>The matches are too unpredictable.
Top kek you can't be serious
>ft launderdale strikers who are playing Miami fc, used to be called Miami FC up until a couple of years ago
Just blows my mind lads
>>66551740
Who do you think will win and why?
The main 3 matches could go either way. If I was forced to pick I would go Reigns, Lesnar, Shane, but I dont see how any are obvious.
>>66551774
What are the odds for those matches?
>>66551774
because they aren't obvious
WWE writers and especially Vince are crazy as hell
SYRACUSE +9.5 (vs north carolina)
NCAAB
MEDIUM STAKE
>>66551804
>because they aren't obvious
But they are...
>>66551466
Ello lads. I cant find a ESPN 3 stream and apparently it is on there. Its on some local channel but cant see a live stream on their website.
>>66551795
Why the fuck are you asking me that and not checking your bookie?
>>66551804
I am saying they arent obvious m8
>>66551822
prove it m80
>>66551822
tell us who is going to win then or fuck off
>>66551832
My bookie doesn't offer mandrama betting but I can tell you that this card is relatively easy to predict except for one match.
>>66551852
Prove what bro? I actually do watch this stupid spectacle. It becomes less obvious once you know whats going on.
>>66551874
Not with that attitude Nigel.
>>66551890
>its easy to predict but im not telling hehehehe
>>66551890
Fucking esports fags and now fucking sweaty man drama literal homosexuals. What is worse?
>>66551890
I'm also watching m8
Brock just has to win because he's BAAROOOOOOOOCK LEEEEEEESSSSSSSNAAR
Roman wins because they're fucking stupid
>>66551907
I honestly was going to post the predictions till I read your post. Get fucked.
>>66551908
Please have sex
>>66551908
you droning on about it, t b h
>>66551908
Wrestling has been discussd in /bet/ for years.
>not remembering the guy who put a ton of money on undertaker at like 1.01 when he lost
>>66551939
But they like things I dont like!
>>66551955
Dont mind that but this is about to break in to him talking about how scripts will go and why rather than just telling us who wins
>>66551939
this.
euan SUCH a dullard who think he runs the place
>>66551929
Okay I just checked the odds. Brock is definitely winning, I can't believe he's not a huge favorite. Roman wins but at those odds it's not worth it putting money down.
>>66551955
>1.01 odds
was a little better than that
https://twitter.com/jordanwilbraham/status/453004845188792320
>>66551986
>HURR TELL ME NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You need to go take a walk you addict.
>>66551615
zzz boring cunts with their 50 quid lays so dull
>7 minutes in
>odds are still holding
muh model
>>66552002
won't bet on this anyway because like I said you never know how mad they are
>>66552029
pmsl thanks for clearing that up
>>66552029
>>66552082
this can't be real
risking 35.000 for 500 come on now
any "free money" predictions for nba ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoyxhuSV4OY
As if it couldn't get any comfier at a Riverhounds game, dat soft, gentle sound of the rain coming down.
>>66552060
>Definite locks
AJ Styles, Brock Lesnar, New Day
>50/50
Sasha Banks, Kevin Owens, Braun Strowman
>Wouldn't touch with a rusty pole cause of possible shenanigans
Undertaker, Roman Reigns, Kalisto
>prestaking
>muh friendlies
>>66552111
spurs/nuggies/indy ml
raps +12/miami +6 are good as well (only if wade plays)
>Euans pre stake
Actually pmsl how much of a moron the lad is
>>66552114
>dat
why are you writing in ebonics?
Sasha banks a good bet? Hearing she's very likely to win it, but odds seem to good to be true
Euan pls
Fort Lauterdale are fucked
>>66552152
>>66552160
which game?
>>66552175
Yes she's winning
Reminder games are 20 min long and only the first goal counts
>>66552160
I'm actually crying. I put my winnings from Real Madrid to win at odds of 6.5 on this game
Idk maple I'm seeing a lot of tips against Nashville
>>66552217
Begging you to have sex
>>66552217
Reminder that the line won't hold pmsl
>>66552217
Thanks for clearing that up.
Means I can go to sleep now/
>>66552217
I'm not even angry, I'm just done mate.
>>66552159
thanks ameribro
>>66551908
Wrestling is so much better than esports you can't really compare them. It's a top 10 sport along with darts and Eurovision
>>66551908
Please post more research games from U-16 Indonesia.
Those are much easier to predict than scripted shows with storylines or dancing with the stars.
>>66552082
Wow Euan is so clever!
>>66552217
>0 (zero) shots on target vs 3
>6 (six) dangerous attacks vs 10
>0 (0) goals vs 1
>>66552175
if my bookie had it i'd for sure be on that
>>66552317
>0 (0)
Thanks for clearing that up
>>66552317
>0 (0)
>>66552340
I'm actually crying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Euan zooms about from obscure league to obscure league and convinces himself he can find value in it.
He ends up having an ROI of <10% in that league, but tries to convince everyone they were all good tips ("TWO shots cleared off the line" etc.). He then gives up on it, and moves on to another league no-one itt knows anything about.
Does he genuinely think this makes him appear shrewd, or is this just a kind of autism?
>>66552170
I'm black pal
If Euan had any dignity he would void that last tip. Not a chance anyone could get on. Know he won't though
>>66552380
>>>/cotton fields/
pmsl actually went medium on lauderdale and charlotte
also 0-1-4 on last 5 bets which could all have been cashed out for profit, the tears never end
>>66552398
Of course he won't, he's desperate enough for Asian winners as it is
Early goal. If I was to reback, it would be 3/10. Or -0.25 FT is another good option. Charlotte doing the attacking
>>66552457
>Charlotte doing the attacking
it was end to end a minute ago
>>66552380
https://youtu.be/w50j_iPy4SA?t=170
>>66552398
Am I measuring my judgement of matches or people's ability to get on bets?
Since I'm not paid and have no intention to use this record to go paid, the former.
>>66552502
>what is counter attacking football
>>66552534
don't click on the embedded link, doesn't start the clip where I want it to
>>66552536
>>what is counter attacking football
I don;t think you know
>>66552616
>>66552534
Looks like im watching Peep Show tonight.
>>66552534
i think it does mate
>>66552642
>tfw only wanted to see the security office scene and now I'm into the whole episode
>>66552701
Okay """"""""mate"""""""
I'm gonna re-watch from season one now """""""pal""""""
>>66552785
Sure bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MhfGqNbhw
Sir Paul really getting on my nerves now. Used to feel sorry for the bloke
>>66552817
Think we should have /bet/ watch along comfyness to go along with the matches.
Post 3 links in the OP to a series next thread like.
What do you think /bet/? wewuan?
Toronto
>>66552900
>Report submitted!
go back to /int/ or /tv/ you student spastic
>>66552917
Thanks for the tip. On large.
Here is your photo of a big night at T4tW Towers
>>66552973
Turn a light on, not good for your eyes.
>>66552939
Like betting is sports related antway.
It's about as sports related as mandrama.
>>66552973
Turn your light on lid its bad for your eyes
tfw no argie gf
>>66552973
>4 (FOUR) fucking screens.
>>66552973
>>66553043
>TV with the lights on
it's like you WANT to be uncomfy
>>66552917
???
>>66552973
Get some proper lighting in that room. Don't wanna be wearing glasses so soon do we?
>>66552973
>Euan's typical day is spent staring at 4 screens
No wonder you're so grumpy and clueless
>>66553066
Oh well, they're your eyes pal
>>66552534
watching this wasting precious time for betting
>this villanova team still playing when the games been decided
>break the under with a minute left
JUST
>>66553152
You can always get surgery
>>66553066
Get a lamp you mong
>Drumph @1.77 to be the republican nominee
>>66553066
are you forcing something here?
you NEED lights until you go to bed lad, having that much ligjt from a screen in the dark is really bad for you.
Stay safe kids.
>>66553431
@1.95 on the Betfair Exchange lid. Is the meme over?
>>66553440
>>66553381
>>66553152
>>66553112
>>66553043
>>66553025
PMSL nibs. Cheers for the (You)s lads.
>>66553431
>>66553475
No. He isnt finished yet.
>>66553482
jokes on you pal
>>66553475
>>66553431
it's idiots reacting to the abortion stuff when the polling hasn't changed
>>66553536
Yeah, it's a shame. Definite misjudgement there.
>>66552917
Literally just cashed out before the dangerous attack suspended.
>>66553575
PERMa dac
little story
>today i wanna /bet/ the first time since 2 weeks
>pp told me this
>got about 4k on my bank acc
anyone there that got a little bit trust that i would send him 31€ immediately back ive he would send me it.
cheers
>>66553782
Yes
>>66553782
sent :)
>>66553782
Has Merkel banned gambling in the new caliphate? pmsl
>>66553936
This is a convincing case to do so pmsl
>>66553782
Think you are going to want to phone them up lid.
>>66553782
>/b/ tab opened
Explains it
>>66553919
ohhh man would be rly nice
[email protected]
all american marine / airforce / navy co spams are blocked :)
Tempted to paypal some cash to a brit to put some mandrama bets down for me but idk if I can trust you addict brits with money.
Large on Montreal Impact DNB
>>66554078
Cant you use Bovada? They have Wresltemania bets
>>66554078
>mandrama ?
The wolrd is big enough for hate and prejudice maybe i can give you some reason to faith in mankind in about 5 minutes... :)
>>66554078
Sure, just send it over
[email protected]
>>66554078
Why would you bet on the outcome of a fixed /tv/ tussle unless you're the one picking the outcome?
would love /bet/ to provide 1(one) good tip tbqhwyfs
>>66554177
sent ;)
>>66554180
Same reason people bet on animals to win races, reality tv shows and elections.
>>66554189
LARGE on cashmachine
>>66554213
Animals do have an edge if you have reasoning.
Reality TV shows is bullshit but if it's fan voted there's at least some edge
Politics and elections are fairly obvious depending on what info you have and polling.
Mandrama is literally fixed pointless men in underwear touching eachother.
>>66554097
I'm betting more on this to recoup my esports losses. Pray for my roll
>>66554267
Please have sex bud.
ask yourself is it worth coming here. there is no benefit. /bet/ is -ev
>>66552159
Actually missed this one and already turned the laptop off ffs.
>>66554267
Lol this is the dumbest post I've ever seen on here
>>66554297
bunch of snidy shitstains; aftertiming, enjoying others pain, general pmsl. we should work together. let's smash the bookies
>>66554078
>>66553919
sad still no money income :/
>[email protected] 31€
trust you get it back in 5 minutes
>>66554389
How can you be -30k on paypal?
>>66554389
Sent :^)
>>66554405
Some organizations forcefully take your money even if your balance is at $0
>>66554405
lol read it wrong twice. Too many screens, not enough background light
>>66554405
30k ?
30€ !... so I cant send any cash
>>66554189
Olympia warriors -1.5
USL model anon is surreal. Cant wait to someone pretends to be him next week and I end up dac.
>>66554455
Yeah, just noticed. Send yourself the money from your bank?
Napoli -1 is THE bet
>>66554484
sure i could do this and it seems so thats the only way
nobody send me the money... its just it needs about 3 days to use the pp acc on monday the send the money maybe the money is there on thuesday
>>66554508
>>66554474
on LARGE in a double. in /bet/ we trust
>>66554589
I can get a bank account to send it to using my mobile banking. Somewhere on the site they have a sort code and account number you send it to and it is instant. Idk if you have it in Germany.
>>66554628
Why don't you send it him lid? Pennies for you surely eh.
>check bank account
>have like 2k more than i thought
surreal
>>66554673
Dont have money in my paypal atm
>>66554628
no we got not but its ok i wait that my bank send me the money but thanks bro
>>66554678
I added my bank balance and account balances all up yesterday and had £200 less than I have in my spreadsheet. It's like losing a medium stake for me
can a shrewdie please explain why MLS matches barely cover o2.5 goals when they used to be goals galore games
>>66554673
You're disgusting. Doesn't matter how much money someone has, there is no way you are entitled to a bit of somebody else's hard earned money
>>66554719
It's the start of the season and they're all still rusty
MLS unders every tine
>>66554736
Pmsl, tory voting slug.
