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no gary today, it's dan walker with shearer and wright as the pundits
>RUNNING ORDER
Norwich vs Newcastle, Liverpool vs Spurs, Arsenal vs Watford, Bournemouth vs Man City, West Ham vs Crystal Palace, Sunderland vs West Brom, Aston Villa vs Chelsea, Stoke vs Swansea
2 bongs and 30 bings early.
haha time for based iwobi
>>66544660
another one in the long line of arsenal flops
can't wait
>>66544928
Are you suffering from brain damage?
>
>>66545014
Probably, I think he watched arsenal playing
>>66544496
>no gary today,
Then why the hell watch.
Will bump this so it doesn't die under the tsuuuufaggots.
>>66549368
neat
Hyped for the destruction of Mememouth highlights.
>>66549458
It's always nice to see that smug smirk wiped off Eddie Howe's face
>>66549503
But it was such a great achievement to get promoted with the biggest wage bill in the championship
>>66549368
San Andreas always seemed bigger than it actually was.
imagine giving a shit about el diveyco
>>66549520
>>66549503
LMFAO this butthurt!
>>66549620
Nope, I'm a lifelong Leicester fan :^)
>Gary literally will be presenting MotD in his pants next season
wtf is going on in chicago? it's april right?
Leicester fucked? http://news.sky.com/story/1671735/investigation-into-uk-anti-doping-watchdog
>>66549670
What is going on in chicago?
>>66544496
>dan walker
he's a creationist. believes the earth is 8000 years old. really bugs me for some reason.
>>66549674
pure speculation at this point
>>66549683
snowstorm during mlels
>>66549689
the word is "christian"
>>66549683
19 people shot
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
>>66549710
they're not all that retarded lad
so looooost
i'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaded
>>66549689
*tips fedora*
why is there no running order you bell whiff
>poocastle
>Villa vs Chelsea 2nd to last
lol
I hope you're all having a lovely time.
>>66549736
remember gary hooper
>>66549732
yeah it feels quite euphoric desu
>>66549723
you don't think all christians believe god created the earth 6000 years ago?
Gib top 4
>Ian Wright
fuck sake he always gets Narrich player names wrong
>>66549752
yeah wish things turned out better here for him
>>66549756
no. they pick and choose which bits to buy into.
Is Mbokani the ugliest player who wasn't in an accident at some point?
So Klose, Newcastle.
>assistant with a wrist tattoo
>>66549774
Does Richard Dunne still play?
>>66549774
>Wasn't in an accident
But he signed for Norwich
>giving Klose that free of a header
>>66549774
he looks like the predator
>>66549770
top kek
>Newcastle fans holding the ball for almost 90 seconds
the fuck was rafa benitez thinking
>>66549774
earnshaw doesn't still play does he?
When did Norwich sign klose?
Bit of a steal desu
>>66549795
what did he mean by this?
>>66549795
>>66549807
>>66549798
>>66549788
What? Klose? Miroslav Klose?
Holy shit the goals today.
>Payet's free kick
>Ribery's overhead kick
>Zlatan's free kick
>>66549815
"I'll have this shitload of money with no consequences"
>>66549774
he's the niggest
Son was an absolute wasteman today. We would have won if Lamela were fit
>>66549819
In the winter. He has been pretty good since joining. He was alright for Wolfsburg too, but they wanted to play their meme CB pairing.
blatantly an own goal
newcastle city
>that goalkeeping from ruddy
Wow
>>66549825
>watching anything other than the EPL
get out
>>66549825
De Bruyne's goal was insane too
>>66549795
Jara would be proud.
Jonathan Pearce chats a lot of shit to be honest
>>66549841
Was deflected off the defender's head
>>66549823
Timm
>>66549832
this desu. love that argie tranny
>Poocastle
>>66549847
IS IT GOING?
IS IT GOING?
>>66549795
>sexual assault is funny when it happens to a man
>>66549847
GOALINE TECHNOLOGY
>>66549832
Should have started Chadli.
>>66549865
>implying women don't finger each other during corners
such blatant handball
Nice goal by mbokani
I want Norwich to stay up desu, like Alex Neil he is a good lad
>all about the technique
>nearly fell over as he shot
OLSSOOOOOOOOON
>what a save
not really
>>66549825
>frenchman
>frenchman
>french team
c'est rentre à dom natal
>>66549864
Best MOTD thread.
both sunderland and newcastle going down
>i thought i'd never see the day
>>66549875
chadders is a bit slow tbf, but great at coming off the bench and scoring. i like son's runs and footwork. just had a shit day.
How can ruddy manage and goalkeep at the same time?
>>66549865
Shut the fuck up Rasheed.
>>66549900
But are boro going up?
Welcome to Newcastle Benitez.
>>66549368
Fucking tiny, what is this shit game?
>Based Big Sam and the Sundernonces going down
>Pointless irrelevant Nodge staying up
I can't be the only person who is saddened by this.
Cisse looks like the IM THE BEST MANG I DEED IT guy
>>66549900
And Villa
Finally some of the shitboxes are fucking off
sunderland, newcastle, villa, norwich, palace and swansea all deserve to get relegated
i hope sunderland go down to league one they are a shit club
>>66549825
TSUUUUUU
>>66549934
Swansea and Palace no
>>66549934
But only 3 will be.
>>66549927
I am
norwch will lose a combined 8-0 to pep, while sam will fuckhim over and claim to be the best managerin the world
Perfect finish from Olsen.
I want Newcastle and Sunderland to both go down. First priority is Sunderland because Fat Sam is an absolute prize cunt but Rafa going too would be magnificent.
Norwich are shit. If they escape it's further evidence of how bad the league is right now.
>>66549934
Bit harsh on palace and Swansea considering injures
>>66549927
Me. Nodge are a nothing club.
>>66549934
Replace them with the Championship top six currently and it would be interesting to see how those six fared next year with the big money.
>>66549927
i like nodge. i still don't know why, they're not my team. think it might be cos i liked the yellow and green kits when i was 5 and started watching football t b h
we're staying up lads
ON THE BALL CITY
>>66549689
> Believing an obvious Jew cover story
>>66549958
>but Rafa going too would be magnificent.
He'll just activate his clause then go manage Everton.
>>66549958
Olsson*
Is Shearer going to move to the Football League Show next year to do his Newcastle were shambolic thing?
AYYYO HOL UP
*Smacks lips
SO YOU SAYEN
*Videos himself doing heIium then posts the video online
WE BE SOME SORT OF...
*Buys a shit car
WE BE SOME SORTA ENGLAND SQUAD?
>>66549927
Sunderland have hung around for seasons doing fuck all. I like Big Sam, but Sunderland need to drop for a year at least. Don't mind them actually but they've got the Wigan "seventeenth is just fine every year" stench about them.
>>66549982
cover story for what lad?
>>66549963
Got no issue with them as a club. This is just a shit team.
>Its a shearer telling us what we can all see episode
Kind of off topic but who would know better then my random friends off of a tawanies chingchong cartoon website
What are dinner dates like? I find it kind of weird to meet someone and eat food with them
>>66550000
Reminder that while Derby are the worst prem team of all time, Sunderland broke their own record for worst points and still have the record of most prem games in a row lost (15, 20 over 2 seasons)
>>66549995
hate this meme
>>66549911
I hope so. On the one hand, I work with a guy who supports them and he's such a #lad, and I'm such an autist, that I crave the banter if they don't. But on the other hand, my mum's side of my family all supports them, and the North East deserves a top-flight team, so it would be nice to see them.
>it's a shearer angry at Newcastle episode
are liverpool going to be a top team next season
>>66549963
>>66550010
Nodge have no right in the top flight, certified championship fodder
>>66550048
'no'
>>66550034
They had two terrible seasons, they were bad points wise that 05/06 season but under Howard Wilkinson in 02/03 they were disgraceful. They played a home match against someone that season and didn't even have a shot on goal.
>>66550048
If they can get Gotze, maybe they can challenge for 4th.
>>66550049
>Nodge have no right in the top flight
Apart from winning promotion and not being one of the 3 worst teams in the premier league
>>66550048
Not if Coutinho gets injured or suspended ever
>>66550048
haha good one
my boyfriend is the spit of daniel sturridge
>>66550048
We're already the best team in the league, I know we're not top but if Klopp was here from the start we'd be favourites and top by 2-3 points.
>>66550048
No and then the excuses will be dried up after klopp has a full transfer summer to work with.
>>66550048
4th place max, Chelsea, City, Man United will all kick on massively
>Kane too scared to shoot twice
Cost Spurs the win
>>66549992
The Football League Show isn't on any more ;_;
>>66550091
>>66550048
yes la next year is your year la
Why are Liverpool such an unlikeable club?
>>66550048
>>66549744
Thanks la, Real Madrid won so I'm genuinely happy for once
>Not showing his disgusting dive
>>66550107
Miss that show. Based Manish, Stevie C and Leroy dropping truth each week.
Izzy reading the texts before they dropped that shit, and of course who can forget the GOAT Clem.
>>66550107
You're telling me you don't enjoy shit analysis on Channel 5????
Can someone add me to the whatsapp army
>>66550048
Doubt it. Next year is going to be super duper competive
>Tottenham ages another year of experience
>United get Mourinho
>City get Pep and are going to spend big
>Chelsea get Conte and about to spend big
>Arsenal still comfortable in 4th
>Leicester the wild card should be able to hang onto their players seeing as they'll play in Champions league, but invest in more quality
Next season is going to be amazing senpais
What a fucking goal by Kane
>>66550080
They are garbage, don't even bother to try and kick on like southampton, crystal palace, leicester etc.
>>66550130
Happy for you senpai, that disallowed Bale goal had me ready to punch a wall.
Based Kane
k-a-n-e
>>66550120
subhuman fans, disgusting accents, offensive shell suits, obnoxious fans doing punditry.
>>66549995
Loathe this meme
post you're waifu.
>>66550098
their squads are going to be overhauled + new managers
could be another weird open season
He no longer wears the mask
>can't even win at home
kek
>>66550139
>Based Manish
UTV's epic Manish picture edit.jpg
>>66550143
Leicester will go down next year.
Clyne or Walker for euros desus?
>>66550153
Thanks m8, typical spanish refereeing though. If you look at the ref with sufficient disillusion he will call it your way
>>66550188
Clynes solid whereas Walker cant defend and cant really cross either. So i'd go for clyne.
is it just a coincidence they cut out all the incorrect refereeing decisions in that match
>>66550198
spurs here. agree with this desu
>>66550188
Were just gonna lose like normal
>>66550139
>GOAT Clem
Is this some sarcasm?
>>66550175
Wouldn't that be extremely painful?
>>66550188
clyne has been shit for a month or so now
not sure whats going on
>>66550188
Neither, both are so wank. Put Stones at RB.
>>66550203
>still salty
scousers are always the victims
>>66550188
Walker. He's been in a successful defence. Clyne hasn't.
>Kloppos tan
Been getting his tan down early
>>66550174
Im not sure, Pep already has the blend of young talent and top players he needs, all he will do is get rid of deadwood like yaya toure,
Mourinho will most likely sacrifice everything and buy like a madman to try and one up pep
Conte will spend big too but I suspect more methodical than Mourinho and Pep, also expectation won't be as large at chelsea after this season
>>66550143
Don't forget:
>Norwich doing a Leicester
>>66550227
Sorry, gonna have to bleach my eyes after reading this desu, stones is garbage wherever you put him
>>66550211
His bits are like the shitty and patronising human interest stories you see on American news. Fuck off, "Clem", and let me see some fucking football.
>>66550142
sent ;)
welcome lad
>>66550188
Both are incredibly overrated
Just play Phil Jones
>>66550243
Looking forward to Mbokanimania
Fucking hell could the BBC choke on Tottenhams cock any harder?
Embarrassing.
>>66550243
I think Swansea will do a Leicester. They will get Brenny, Joe Allen and possibly Bony back.
>>66550275
spurs are just quite good lad. if wrighty is complimenting them you know it's genuine, he fucking hates spurs
I miss Baba
>>66550143
Wonder if Arsene will still be in charge at Arsenal
>Arsenal
perfect time for a toilet break.
>>66550275
They're the future of the national team for now anyway, what else are they gonna do
>>66550227
Good idea
>>66550275
>>>/96/
>>66550297
He will be.
literally who
>>66550302
>An unfit Rooney will jog around the pitch for 75 minutes while Kane gets 15 and Vardy 10 on the wing.
>>66550313
Eat shit pleb
Ben Watson is absolute toss. Still stealing a living in the Premier League.
Who even cares about Arsenal and their mongy fans
literally who
>>66550335
remember that goal he scored for wigan against city in the fac up
OBI WAN IWOBI THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
>>66550297
They just beat Watford 4-0 and now everything is good again in Arsenal city
>>66550313
Played 14 times for England
>>66550358
new sylvan wiltord?
>>66550331
If this happens I will be fuming
Liverpool are going to be great next season, and you retards are in for a world of butthurt
Iwobi the next Henry??
>>66550355
Fun fact: Dave Whelan, former Wigan chairman, once broke his leg in an FA Cup final.
>>66550385
lol okay mate, next year is your year I know
>>66550188
Stick with a 3 back
Stones - Smalling - Cahill
>>6655038
Firmino>Coutinho
Nathan Ake looks so much like Ruud Gullit.
>Liverpool are going to be great next season, and you retards are in for a world of butthurt
>>66550385
You think they will keep hold of their best players, who are just above average at best, with no champions league?
What a boring game.
>>66550385
>every single year
cringing
>>66550407
Midfield isn't good enough to control games, we'd just get overrun
>>66550434
sturridge will be injured
>>66550439
replace schwein with schneid
>>66550439
>Blind and Dedsteiger
arsenal only look good against shit teams
>>66550439
is Ian Wright Iwobi's dad too?
>>66550504
Yes.
>Actually pronouncing De Bruyne like it should
I'm impressed
>>66550474
Knowing Mou he wants passing range (Blind) and experience (Schweini)
There was something in the air that night, Fernando
>der browner
>>66550486
They literally have the best record against the top 8 of the table
I find it weird that shaun wright phillps became a pro footballer
He didn't inheret genetics from his dad ,does that prove that anyone can be a footballer with the Ian right traing?
de bruyne back in time for the psg game
>they could actually do it you know
>>66550571
>missing an entire line
Ducking casual
>city scoring from a corner
>>66550581
Ian specifically picked the kid in the orphanage who could do 100 keepy uppies.
>mememouth
>aguero header
how btfoed can you be?
>that fucking goal
"BOURNEMOUTH ONLY HAVE THEMSELVES TO BLAME"
>>66550581
yes
>>66550581
>genetics to play football
unless you're genetically a total spazz you're fine
>>66550581
Bradley Wright-Phillips wasn't very good though.
>relegation side trying to play actual football
Bournememe have such a disgusting hubris about them.
>>66550624
he scored like 3-4 headers this season
>>66550650
He did alright in the mls when he played with henry
>>66550649
Even then just hope Barcelona sign you and pump you full of drugs
Do you guys rank De Bruyne? I think he's even better than Hazard nowadays
>>66550581
>He didn't inheret genetics from his dad ,
Well he did, just not that dad
SWP's ability came entirely from being tiny and fast
>>66550608
The funny thing is I wouldn't put this past Ian Wright
>Nasri's haircut
JUST
that was a nice goal
>>66550680
He's genuinely amazing. Best midfielder in the PL
bullet
>>66550680
He's always been better for the national team, aside from this season Hazard is the better player, carried chelsea second half of last season
>>66550564
Maybe this commentator has been hanging out in Belgium, blowing up metro stations and airports then running back to England where nobody will suspect him. It's a genius plan.
>>66550680
Best midfielder in the prem
>nasri's hair
Wtf
>Nasri
Forgot he existed desu
>>66550732
Been injured all year :'-(
Kevin de Bruyne is Belgian for "Kevin the Brown"
>>66550680
He should have been in for the Ballon D'or this year after his performance last season.
He's been ace for City as well.
