UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((PRELIMS START AT 8:00 PM ET, 5:00 PM PT, 1:00 AM BST)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>DC IS OUT, SUCC POSTPONED (could be an april fool's day joke)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/1/11351428/daniel-cormier-injured-out-of-ufc-197-rematch-against-jon-jones
>Cyborg talks about Dana White, Ronda Rousey
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11346626/cris-cyborg-talks-relationship-with-dana-white-says-ronda-rousey
>Max Holloway taks about jumping weight classes
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11339508/max-holloway-is-cool-with-conor-mcgregor-jumping-weight-classes-on
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
First for schaub
2nd for me
>/r/mma hates McGoat now
3rd for being shocked at someone from AKA getting injured
4th for Bethe
does anyone have a stream for the Polaris main card?
>>66540561
They'll all be over him again and claiming they new he's win when he heems Nate stiff
DC's Batman Vs Superman was out this week and so was DC Daniel Cormier
It was a sign mates we didn't pay attention
>>66540571
hahahaaa bethe... oh bethe...
>>66540621
>>66540693
>>66540693
all this flavors...
anyway, we have wsof tonight
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
cap my prediction
>>66540788
>Rogan vs Goldberg
>Not rogan vs Diaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAvo-bRKUY
goddamn lads
i'm trying to plan a US roadtrip
no idea in terms of good routes the time it'd take
what's a good source of info for this kind of stuff
>>66540500
>that webm
That's a from a UFC too I think. Seriously go to /asp/
>>66540561
It's a natural reaction. The Irish fags were swarming heem threads like cockroaches, being cocky as fuck, acting like McGoobs was king shit and would never lose, calling him the greatest ever...
This is what happens. You remember the night he lost? There were literally hundreds of threads across like 6 different boards making fun of him and the Irish in general. If they'd been less uppity about this shit, probably no one would've cared, but the more cocky you are, the more shit you talk, the bigger the backlash is gonna be when you get shitkicked.
Be humble, McGregor fans. He will lose again. Maybe not to Nate, but it'll happen sooner or later. When it does, your actions now will decide how hard we're gonna meme on you.
>>66540898
apehoop and povertyball belong on /asp/
>>66540829
Anyone else think this time Diaz will avoid pouncing on McGregor when he inevitably panic wrestles and instead make him get back up so he can heem him properly?
>>66540919
Want to make some money?
McGregor 1st round KO.
Mark my words.
I think he has really changed guys
>>66540857
>Rogan commentating during his own fight
Jon Bones Jones @JonnyBones 28s28 seconds ago
I don't wish injuries on anyone, I hope you have a healthy recovery Daniel. Enjoy that belt
26 retweets 29 likes
>tfw 3 month until the meme end
Hope you enjoyed it lads.
Jared Rosholt
>>66540974
Except he tried that last time and couldn't. But yeah, this time it'll happen because Nate's chin will be worn down from having a full camp this time.
>>66541006
If you're not from the UK, or Ireland, then don't say lads, you weirdo.
>>66540994
>not taking alpha brain
Cormier is a piece of shit chicken nigger
>>66541007
le cut man
>>66540990
Protip: Jon Jones is a sociopath. He does not give a single fuck about other people and doesn't think the rules apply to him. This is blatantly obvious.
>>66541006
The meme already ended, Uncle Dana just doesn't want to admit it.
>>66540974
Genuinely curious how you think that's going to happen considering his utter lack of success trying exactly that last time
>>66541089
>Uncle Dana
The man is redpilled as fuck, he understands that memes come and go and there's no guarantees.
>>66541069
I think he is being sincere this time
>>66541122
Movement. Duh.
>>66541007
>Gets cut after losing one fight while on a 3 fight win streak
>Big foot is 1-4-1 in his last 6 and still not fired
>>66541185
Bigfoot's fights are usually fun. Rosholt's fights are always complete and utter shit and completely suck the life out of any card he's on.
>>66541240
No longer april 1st
Can Mark Hunt unironically become champ?
He;s 3-3-1 in his last 7 fights but his only loses are to JDS, Stipe and Werdum basically the best guys in the world
>>66541240
>>66541240
Thank you based mod.
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 48s48 seconds ago
Brendan Scaub in talks of finalising a mutli-fight contract with Bellator.
13 retweets 22 likes
>>66541312
fuck tattoos
>>66541372
Who cares
>>66540905
can't help but to "rousey" for "mcgregor" for your post
>>66541411
>Who cares
Fight fans.
People who enjoy watching Brendan Schaub get heemed.
Brian Callaway.
Me.
>>66541047
>>66541280
HW are a clusterfuck, he could heem every there
>>66541372
>48s48 seconds ago
nigga you need to step your game up
>>66541136
I think so too. He turned a new leaf after his tragic accident and he's really setting an example for other UFC fighters to follow.
Alrighty, done my 4 hour rapping session
How many bongs to tonight's event?
12 bings to Polaris maincard
>>66541591
bings?
DC should be stripped of the title and they should just give it back to Jones.
>>66541619
10 bings
>>66541372
I just watched his statement on jre again
>I'm so successful I can't concentrate on fighting
Maybe he got a lot of push from contractors and could pull 1 mil in sponsorship money if he is allowed to print shit on his fat ass.
>>66541640
What the heck is a bing?
tecia kinda looks like a ninja turtle
>>66541666
It means lurk more, faggot.
>>66541666
lad
>>66541666
fuck off newfag
>>66541684
cool internet culture, dork
>>66541719
>>66541582
IGNORE THIS POST, MY COMPUTER'S CLOCK IS 2 HOURS FAST
6 bongs 35 bings
>>66541582
get a nose job it's awful
>>66541752
5 bongs
>>66541433
They both work. What do hey have in common? A ridiculous, way over-the-top amount of hype/shilling from the jewfc, and a shitton of fairweather bandwagon casual fans claiming them to be the literal greatest ever.
Same thing happened to Ronda when she got heem'd, too. Hundreds of threads, tons of people laughing and talking shit.
This is why the UFC's current strategy of marketing it's "stars" is bad. They don't give us legit fan favorites anymore, they take fighters who are "marketable" and cram them down our throats until everyone is sick of them and just wants them to go away. They create bubbles of popularity that are very fragile, one loss and the casuals jump ship and the hardcores point and laugh at how dumb the casuals are.
People loved Chuck and Randy and GSP and even Tito's goofy ass. They were legitimate stars who established themselves with their personalities and their actions. Ronda and McGoobs only have staying power as long as they're winning.
>>66541800
bings and bongs, what a bunch of nerds, i'm sure you're all fighters in real life
>>66541666
Like a bong, but shorter
anybody has a stream for Polaris?
>>66541672
Her and Dodson should have babies. They'd legit be born with shells.
gib polaris stream plox + heemspeaky anyone
>>66541819
I bet I could take you down
Beets days are numbered
>>66540905
tbf all of heem, besides like 3 guys (including lithcuck) who actually predicted what would happen, picked mcgoober
everyone was acting like nate was some bum and had no chance
>>66541916
tbf, 90% of heem is retarded and just parrots what everyone else in the thread is saying to look cool
will mcgregor be a gatekeeper by the end of 2017?
>>66541916
i picked nate but predictioncuck didn't add me because i called him a faggot
>>66541953
He'll be a belt keeper when he has both the 155 title and 170 at the same time
>>66541916
check my picks
>>66541916
What are you talking about I alone had Diaz on 3 of my submissions.
>>66541948
>i'm smart
>everyone else is dumb
>>66541916
>this revisionist history
Lol
>>66541372
>Schaub gets heemed so hard he has to give up his shitty podcast as well
I'm okay with this
>>66542013
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET
PREDICTION BRO POST THE FUCKING HOLLY HOLM RONDA ROUSEY HEEM PREDICTIONS
>>66541916
Speak for yourself, pleb.
>>66541948
That couldn't be more wrong. Everyone is deliberately contrarian and confrontational and angry
>>66541953
At 145, probably not. Aldo looks to be declining, plus USADA, Mendes has a deleted chin, pretty much Edgar is the only guy who's a really significant threat, and he has a ton of mileage on him. 145 is pretty weak, I think he can stay champ there.
If he moves up to 155, yeah, he's a gatekeeper at best. You saw what Nate did, image he was in there with Khabib or RDA or Ferguson, he'll even Alvarez or Melendez. Pettis is probably a bad fight for him too, and cowboy might give him fits with his length.
>>66542062
4plebs.org
Do it yourself you bum
>>66542013
>I unironically picked McGregor
hmmm.. maybe I should off myself
Post times you won
i remember i did my predictions with this picture (related) but prediction bro didn't add me
>>66540990
>>66540996
Confirmed then?
Well shit. How terrible. Literally ass. Was looking forward to that fight quite a bit, what a crock of bullshit. Was looking quite forward to the fight, would have been fun shit
>>66542109
call me a bum again and I'll heem you into next year pussy
>>66541908
never
>>66542128
You're a bum.
>>66542112
Literally never
>>66542112
Still buttmad about that one lad, Pickett definitely lost.
>>66542124
Celibacy
>>66542124
No thanks.
>>66542124
either 2nd from the left or the far right one, otherwise you are a true cuck.
>>66542112
>tfw never won
I would have one that one if it wasn't for the judges robbing Rivera
>>66542112
>tfw two wins
We Rumble now !
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/report-ufc-offers-anthony-johnson-fight-with-jon-jones-at-ufc-197/
>>66542212
>thinking Jones will take that fight
He was too scared to fight Chael on short notice
>>66542248
Well, it would've been the biggest mistake of his entire life.
any polaris 3 streams?
>>66542248
NOT THE NEW JONES
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDtOEqDsDIL/
>>66542309
+1 need stream
>>66542212
>mfw Rumble knocks out DC with an uppercut 3 minutes into the 1st round
>>66542321
And when he finds out its Rumble
>Muh muh injury i forgot to tell everyone about
>>66542321
my boi
>>66542321
>inb4 he deletes it just out of habit
>>66542373
Yeah man, he made that video forgetting about the top contender in his division that he was already scheduled to fight at one point.
So... CHUCK LIDDELL CONFIRMED FOR SAVING 197?
>>66542321
Thats my man.
>>66542309
>>66542355
bump for polaris, hope paul harris gets heemed
>3 weeks till the Jones meme ends
>>66542451
Anderson is dropping out of his meme fight with Uriah for a bigger meme fight with jones.
>>66542469
If Rumble were to heem him, he'd forever be my bull
Who is the biggest draw at LHW/HW right now, aside from Jones?
>>66542451
Oh lord I would love this. I've actually hated Chuck for almost a fucking decade now. I would love to see this junkie get absolutely destroyed again by Jon Jones.
>>66542451
Goddamn... what would even happen if fat, coked-up, hasn't trained in years Chuck did step in and KOd DC. I think Dana would have a simultaneous orgasm and heart attack.
>>66542509
Unironically probably Rashad
>>66542509
Overeem?
>>66542509
Fedor.
>people ITT think Rumble would beat Jones
lmao
>>66542521
>>66542365
Guys, Jon isn't the one who is pulled from the fight.
>>66542469
>He thinks JBJ is taking a short notice replacement fight
>>66542509
The actual answer is sadly and unironically Kimbo Slice.
>>66542571
I'm retarded. I meant Jones, tbqh lad.
>>66542559
Jon likes to beat guys at there own game so he'd probably try to heem Rumble and get sleepied
>>66542013
OH WOW SOMEONE PICKED DIAZ ON THE PREDICTIONS
not like everyone doesnt put in 10 picks with every combination of picks possible
>>66542622
>he picked Conor
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>66542610
>he'd probably try to heem Rumble and get sleepied
Or he could go the travis browne route and just poke his eyes til he cant see shit and then heem him
>>66542622
>not like everyone doesnt put in 10 picks with every combination of picks possible
>>66542610
He would probably hold rumble against the cage, beat him up in the clinch and drag him to the mat for the first round then sub him in the second via RNC. JBJ has all the tools to implement the gameplan for beating Rumble.
anyone got the pics of /heem/'s bull?
i'm craving some sexual chocolate
>>66542602
Kimbo is an attraction but not the kind you'd pay money to see
>>66542610
>Jon likes to beat guys at there own game
Oh he does? Can you cite an example? No, you can't? You were just making shit up? Oh ok.
*Mighty mouse laughing at the distance*
manlets always win.
>>66542651
i picked nate u goof, unironically
>>66542735
>Oh he does? Can you cite an example? No, you can't? You were just making shit up? Oh ok.
Are you taking the piss lad?
>>66542758
Then what are you crying about? You think you're the only person to pick Nate?
>>66542690
>>66542756
why is he laughing at the distance?
>>66542823
He'll be the main event now.
>>66542774
Everyone see how this faggot cant back up his claim?
So, it looks like his next fight will be his last in the UFC. I have no doubt he will end up in bellator afterwards.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11321392/on-last-fight-of-his-contract-dan-henderson-hoping-to-remain-with-the
>>66542756
>MM headlines PPV
>PPV now does utter dogshit because noone watches
>MM loses out on a decent payday
Why is he laughing exactly?
>>66542797
i'm not crying about shit bro, all i said was that all of /heem/ was riding conor's nuts hard and acting like nate was a bum and u goofs took it from there
>>66542853
Questionable. I would be surprised to see them keep JBJ in the mainevent. They already set the precedent with 196 of having a non title fight as the headline. Also, the NSAC only give exemptions to make a non title fight a fiver rounder if it is the mainevent.
Conor vs Jones for the heavyweight interim belt
>>66542822
i meant the one /heem/er from PA
that's helpful too tho
>>66542868
hendo vs ffedor 2 pls in a ring
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>66542013
>McGregor by having camp longer than 12 days
Oh boy
>>66542903
That's not really true though.
>>66542868
Hendo returning to the loving embrace of Scott Coker <3
>>66542953
it was a foregone conclusion in /heem/ that conor was gonna win
Post your bulls lads
>>66542997
lel
My dad text me saying "gsp vs bj penn at ufc 200". I freaked out and jumped online to check. Fuck April fools, it's the worst holiday in existence.
>>66543012
Heem him
>>66542248
>thinking "true form" JBJ will run
heem yourself, lad
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/michael-bisping-wants-ufc-title-shot-not-a-cheating-non-english-speaking-boring-opponent
>>66542321
the conor mcgregor effect
So which Heavyweight can Jon fight at UFC 197?
>>66543048
give him jones at 197
Snap City
>>66543003
It was a forgone conclusion in the mind of some people that shitpost here, sure. It wasn't a unanimous opinion, idiots just tend to be the loudest.
>>66541908
Big Bad Beetlejuice will destroy Kosal "Mini" Baba. Mark my words he'll go down in the 1st. No one can take the left hand shot. Plus if you think that can beat this you're out of your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqFOcafDik
>>66543083
Drinking alone is pretty bad
>>66543129
no its not you fucking goof
>>66541046
fuck you, lad
>>66543129
>Alone
>implying my heem bros arn't here
>>66541046
LADS
A
D
S
>>66541046
dont tell me what to do bud
What's going through DC's head?
>>66543129
how old are you. you are either 19 or 50
>>66539871
>>66539910
>>66539912
>>66539949
>Implying I wanked to arriany
Fit girls, big titty bbws and some rough deepthroats to finish it off.
>>66543129
Time and space are illusions. We are never alone.
Why does gus have a black spade tattoo?
inb4 "cuck"
>>66543304
it's to remind him of how many black men he's been with
>>66543256
damn, what happened to him at the end?
>>66543376
TKO Leg kicks
I have a theory. UFC asked Cormier to pull out because they want to move Jones vs dc to ufc 200. They saw that fans weren't happy with the card so far and decided to make a crazy move. Jones will be fed a can to show that he's still scary and to build hype. Jones will call out DC during his post fight speech and tell him to get ready for 200.
>>66543423
JBJ vs Krylov!
Is it happening?
>yfw UFC 200 Co-Main is Fedor vs Jon Jones
>>66543423
Lawler vs Condit 2 will also be on UFC 200, if Jones vs DC was on there, it would be the card of the century
>>66543487
The rep deleted the tweet lol
https://mobile.twitter.com/DeniseWhite_EAG/status/716329465140252672
Jones vs Rumble confirmed
>>66543487
Jones via R3 sub after Rumble inevitably gasses.
These shit fights make you appreciate the UFC more
>holly will never be your training sis
>tfw no Polaris stream
>>66543368
so 4?
>>66543585
what shit fights?
>>66543590
Did they FUCK
>>66543079
ayyy, what a jerk
shoulda tapped tho
my god. finally jones will get HEEMED
>>66543487
haha Jones finally getting HEEMED, his low fight IQ and ego will get the better of him and he will stand and trade with Rumble and we know how that ends. Even if he want to take Rumble down it will be hard, Rumble has good TDD and Cormier is a much offensive wrestler than Jones so it will be hard to dictate where the fight takes place. Rumble 1st round HEEM.
I miss the names, bring them back dammit
>>66543590
holly and her fucking steroid abuse
>>66543755
calm down sally
>>66543783
shutup Francine
>>66543729
jon is going to run through him mate
fuck there will be no good banter between the two
>>66540905
>>66541916
You're both full of shit.
>Jones has low fight iq
Top cakes familia
>>66543813
how exactly? Rumble is the better striker and MUCH harder hitter, Jones can only wreslte him but as I said Rumble has good TDD and Jones isn't as good of an offensive wrestler as DC.
Why doesn't JBJ have knockout power in a 205lbs weight class?
3 eyepokes in the second round from jones, screencap my post
>>66543825
3/06/16
nice try artem
lol jon literally memes on Crumble as DC sits there with his fake belt
>>66543825
is mcmeme a meme fighter?
>>66543877
capped and checked
>>66543729
>>66542610
Youre an idiot.
>>66543877
eyepokes only make Rumble stronger, we saw that against Gus.
>>66543868
because he is a meme fighter that relies on his size too much, he would be top 5 HW at best
>The rumble will beat Jones meme is alive again
Feels like I took a trip back to a year ago.
30 hops a day minimum
>high test brit trolling for (You)s
>>66543985
don't forget kangaroo steaks
>people not remember how fucking good jon jones is
Is rumble a bitch made nigger?
>>66543878
>doesn't understand time zones
>>66543729
>his low fight IQ
(You)
>>66544038
Who was his toughest opponent?
What was his best win?
UFC 197
Jones vs Hunt
Book it
It seems like Pettis is training at Jackson Winks a lot more lately. Will be good for him.
>>66544038
the skill gap isn't that high between him, Gustaffson, DC and Rumble. They all would have a decent chance of beating each other at any given time.
>>66543868
He doesn't fight that way? He has more submissions than KOs. He's clearly more of a TKO fighter.
>>66544141
Holy fuck I'd actually really like to see that.
>>66544038
>le beat up old MW man
Jon "totally not a meme fighter" Jones
Hopefully Rockhold gets injured, that rematch is fucking shit.
>>66544065
AHAHAHAHAHA
Dana's face when Mighty Manlet headlines 197 and breaks the lowest selling ppv record
>>66543942
What a dumb Reddit meme.
I say give Jones an easy winnable fight so that he can showcase his skills and get back in the groove and try to rebook the fight with DC for UFC 200.
Please keep this in mind before you meme
>>66544155
The skill gap is kind of huge considering Jones excels at pretty much everything he does. He might win by smaller margins, but that's true of any champion in a decent weight class. The same reason why it's clear Anderson Silva was fighting bums and GSP is the GOAT.
>>66544304
is that Reebok Helium?
THIS IS THE FIGHT THE FANS HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR
>>66544313
Latifi...
Anyone got a stream ready for today?
>>66544376
zzzzzzz
>>66542997
pfff hahaha
>>66544368
JBJ's boxing has always looked wonky "Magny-esque".
Rumble is smart, he knows he's not in 100% fighting shape so why blow his only chance to fight Jon on some bullshit 3 week camp? Literally no one else in the division will be beat him except for DC but that old fat fuck will be retiring after Jones rapes him again anyway.
>>66544376
ENGLAND'S OWN OVINCE ST PREUX
proper English lad, up for a fight whenever.
>mfw Gus steps in and saves the card
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
>>66544368
he has shit tier boxing and no power
