Matt Le Tissier edition
fuck yeah comfy time
Keep me distracted while >we get bummed by peterborough lads
2nd for Leicester
>villa
millw/a/ll
League One here we come
who /doesn'tevenreallylikefootball/ here?
>tracksuit and white trainers
Poolis going full chav
>30 seconds in
>0-0 in all games
Yeah, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys.
MULTI-BALL
>>66536221
Arsenlel
DE GAY
THE GAY
>>66536267
Fuck off then
>>66536262
is there a stream viable in foreign countries of Soccer Saturday?
i want to listen to the matches while i'm studying
Apples advertising has fell off completely since Jobs got deaded.
who /Narrich-Toon/ here
Relegation battles a fun
>>66536262
>m-maybe we'll actually win a game in league one
who /notevenwatchinganygames/ here
anyone else /bournemouthvcity/ ?
Who here likes cock???
>>66536262
it's not so bad mate, just ask the sheffield united fans
>>66536290
>>66536300
/here/
that feel when british commentators are exceedingly better than american sports commentators
it's not fair how great you have it bros
BASED BRIGHTON
BASED BURNLEY
BASED DRAW
>>66536300
No one likes Tottenham mate.
>>66536262
>>66536289
Maybe if you actually took a chance on Adam Taggart, you wouldn't be in this mess.
>no man city match thread in catalog
is it time? Has our algerian friend finally fucked off?
so nervous
>>66536311
i'd rather have no commentators desu
>>66536290
not yet, fucking streams.
ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE
>>66536300
Only if it's on a girl.
>>66536311
Australian commentators are GOAT though.
>>66536316
taggart was permacrocked
fuck off watford, jesus christ
>3pm kick off
>starts at 5pm
ffs Watford.
>tWatford
>Gillette
Who /Wilkinson/ here?
>>66536328
I know that fucking feel
>mfw imagining the crowd noise on 5.1 surround sound
Were gonna go down lads
>>66536374
I don't even shave 2bh, I look like a tramp.
>jose at craven cottage
>>66536328
good commentators are alright but bad ones can make a game unbearable
>>66536289
Wouldn't put money on it desu
>>66536385
I always wanna grow mine but all i get is a wispy pedo tash so I don't bother anymore
>>66536388
His local team probably.
Hate this sunny weather people are too normal
League 2:
Northampton will be promoted if they win as long as Accrington loses and Bristol Rovers draw/lose
Southern Premier League:
A Bideford loss and a Cambridge City draw means that Bideford will be relegated.
A Bedworth loss means that Bedworth will be relegated.
Northern Premier League:
A Ramsbottom loss and a Hyde draw means that Ramsbottom will be relegated
Isthmian Premier League:
A Lewes loss means that Lewes will be relegated
A VCD Athletic loss means that VCD Athletic will be relegated
>ramsbottom
>engayland
>>66536381
SD?
>>66536343
Only Simon Hill is GOAT, and he's a Pom.
Cunts like Robbie Slater, Mike Cockerill, David Basheer, Brenton Speed and Travis Dodd can fuck off.
>>66536374
Just shave with clippers then touch up with a cheap razor
ya bender
>shitty ahead
>arselel ahead
are things going back to normal lads?
>>66536388
Jose comes to see Fulham all the time, he once said it waas probably his favourite ground in England. His son also plays for Fulham youth
Fuck off City
>getting beaten on the wing by younes kaboul
HERE WE ARE
YOU KNOW US BY OUR NOISE
PRIDE OF SATH LANDANNN
THE FAMOUSSS PALACE BOYS
OOOOOOOOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
DE GOAT
>bournememe
>tfw your mate sends you le banter emoji
Can somebody please explain Stewart Lee to me?
Each new series he makes, I do try to like him but every time I'm only left feeling more frustrated.
His act appears to boil down to drawing out each joke to an excruciatingly tedious length, and then repeating it two more times in even greater tedious detail. He will then move on to analyse the audience's analysis the previous joke in another painfully long, drawn out routine.
Other forms of humour such as slapstick I might not necessarily find funny but I can understand why others might. This isn't the case with Lee. I find his popularity utterly perplexing and it annoys me that I don't get it. What am I missing gs?
The braunnn
god it's a relief to see >our Kev back in sky blue
>>66536411
Based Nobblers
Teams in bad form suddenly play amazing against us every time
literally kill yourselves bournemouth
>>66536473
>watching anything other than footy, peaky blinders and top gear
ISHYGDDT
>der broooner back
>city can score again
City playing a cheeky game of footsal innit
ffs Bournemouth
>>66536473
Similiarly, can somebody explain to me why Stewert Lee always has me in fits of laughter?
I have no idea why he's funny, I just find him so
>>66536494
>not watching Brooklyn Nine Nine
Season 2 is mint mate
>Mememouth
Fuck off la
Who /RELEGATION-BOWL/ here?
>>66536494
> no Ultimate Force
hendo pls
>>66536473
don't worry, his new series is shite, you're not a total pleb
Fuck I've missed this magnificent bastard
Anyone got a stream link for Sunderland vs West Brom?
>>66536494
>top gear
If odd number, Arsenal don't throw this lead
>>66536540
ayyy
>Arse already winning
Entertainment gone.
>LOSING TO PARDEW
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66536529
>Premiership relegation-bowl
pft, get on my level
DELLLAANEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
inb4 hurr hurr Stoak under the radar
>>66536540
wew lad
they did throw it against swansea
>>66536521
Wish Chelsea would sit on my face 2bh
>arse winning
>city winning
>west ham losing
>meme dying
>>66536473
>What am I missing gs?
Nothing.
Well done on noticing the emperor has no clothes. He's a smug self-satisfied cunt who preaches to an echo chamber.
>Wet Spam bid for 4th place
>literally losing to palace
is the west ham meme over lads? it was getting out of hand desu
>Wet Spam united
TOPKEK
>west ham losing
whygod.jpg
>THE WET SPAM WAY
OFFSIDE
>No-one in this thread was around during the Bog sim era
Greatest time on /sp/.
>Norffside
>>66536616
I was
west ham will win 2-1 with a late goal
cap this post and print it out for safe keeping
M' Bokani
>mememouth
>EDDIE MEME
>>66536616
It was fucking awful how we obsessed over that cunt
>>66536624
they'll win like 4-2
City need to stop this massacre
>>66536616
>le bog sim him sargon memes
no one cares fampaizainho
>>66536620
>implying we aren't in it for the memes
>pards
>>66536616
>implying we weren't blowing bubels
>>66536620
>>66536620
Their 4th place bid is still in tatters considering City is winning.
>>66536415
What about based Craig Foster?
You can always count on City to smash the shit teams
can't be arsed to reply, but
>doubting the West Ham way
>mememouth
>pardiola
>>66536620
I forgot they always come back from behind
The lad Aguero's leapt like a salmon there, Jeff.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THOSE GOALS
>>66536666
cheers turnosatan
>>66536660
>0-0 draw against Norwich
You can't count on City for anything m8
>>66536660
This season's actually a bit of misnomer, usually it's shite teams that City drop points against
Hopefully this'll stop all the shite about them not being in the champion's league despite still being fucking fouth
>the city of Bournemouth
>>66536633
>Muh English manager
Millwall, pls score.
>Newcastle completely dominated
F
>goals galore and I don't even have the motivation to turn on the television or computer
>>66536720
this desu
literally cant be arsed
>>66536655
Craig Foster is a fucking nonce
>>66536720
>city actually winning
>the one time they don't have a good stream
>>66536718
Focus on the match Gio
>>66536720
I only keep track of the games by the BBC website and shitpost on /sp/. It's more fun.
>Bournemouth
JUST
Would it make things interesting if Lester lose tomorrow, if Spurs draw today, West Ham draw and obviously City/Arse win their games?
What happened to Sterling, he never plays with City
>>66536718
>dutch newcastle fan
top
>>66536735
link
>>66536735
me too senpai desu
>>66536742
turns out he's really shit
(actually got injured v united)
>>66536473
His latest series of Comedy Vehicle feels like a massive pisstake at the expense all of his fanbase. Even for his standards, it's unwatchable.
His dvds are all very good though, and the style isn't particularly overdone.
It's my birthday today lads
>>66536743
not really, just a sympathizer
great club, deserves better
>>66536748
What do you mean link? It's not a stream, just the live reporting.
>>66536742
Injured/shit
>>66536757
happy birthday lad x
>on laptop
>half 4chan
>half Nor - New
>flashscore with games i care about in other tab
>soccer saturday on the tv
the fucking future lads, can't wait until they just beam this shit into my brain
>>66536757
HB mate , have a gud one
>>66536757
happy birthday
hope you get a gf
>>66536742
Injured
Do you really think Navas earnt his place?
>>66536757
Happy Birthday! What's your heritage? Did yuo ever visit Europe?
>arnie fucking up his knee
out of the euros
icelandwinlol
>>66536748
>>66536764
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport
>>66536757
Happy Birthday, yank lad.
>>66536757
Happy BD.
>>66536764
Can I get a link to that??
>sevco
>>66536757
Going mortal tonight lad?
>>66536757
Happy birthday senpai
>>66536763
Hello Frank de Boer
>>66536757
happy birthday mate, i got you some dubs
>>66536666
devilish
>>66536757
Hb m8
>>66536727
streamsus.com/stream3.html desu
>>66536221
Le Tiss is the only panelist who can form a coherent sentence
>>66536757
Happy birthday anonski
>>66536757
Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb
>>66536757
>>66536757
Happy Birthday fella.
>say it's your birthday
>guaranteed (you)s
good tactic
>>66536831
2 3 4 6 1 5
>>66536778
same
wish i was i drunk though
>>66536757
Happy bird day. how old?
>>66536848
Pretty sure lying on the internet is a crime.
>>66536757
A (you) for you.
This Elmaymay kid seems a lot like Fellaini
If they mention Mark fucking Nobles testimonial im going to scream
>>66536831
Is that your harem?
>leeds
>let's go to craven cottage
pls no
tfw 36 tomorrow
>Leeds getting BTFO by two of their former managers
>it's a shitty realises they're not against a top team episode
literally ronaldo: the club
Warnock to Man Utd when?
>>66536888
Czeched.
>Cathcart
>Commentators pronounce it "Kafka"
>>66536757
Happy birthday!!!
Have a good time
>>66536897
Fucking hell m8
>>66536891
What they saying lad? /Fulham/ here but not watching sky sports, Dad's got the F1 on
>cattumoal
>>66536897
sort your fucking life out lad
Pls win palace
I cant take this anymore
>>66536757
Mine was yesterday
>>66536910
>>66536897
please have sex
>>66536917
we've been battering them but we haven't scored, sounds like typical fulham desu, expecting a dons goal before HT
DARLOW DARLOW DARLOW
>>66536757
Look at this loser. This is his genius trick to get replies.
How old is everyone here and do you have a job?
>Charlton going down
good times
holy fuck newcastle sucks
>Chorlton
Elliot would never have saved that
TRUE football patricians are only watching the Sunderland West Brom match.
>>66536964
24
Professional baneposter lad
DARLOW
DARLOW
DARLOW
DARLOW
>>66536897
I didn't think it got that hot in England
>>66536964
25, yeah famfam, I'm a loser and jelly of NEETS.
>United '''''legends''''''''''''''
>>66536971
Stating the obvious really.
>>66536964
26, yes.
>>66536992
You forgot to add that it was easier to score premiership goals back in those days. Teams didn't know how to defend back then.
>>66536992
I've always hated Ruud. Aguero is a good bloke.
>>66536978
>big sam v pulis
>>66537013
Oh you know them personally do you?
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
It's generally accept that Arsenal will bottle this match. How will they do it lads?
>Elneny sent off for losing his footing and falling into Ighalo from behind as the last man
>Ospina fumbles a Deeney long shot and a literally who Wotford player taps in the rebound
>Ighalo rounds Ospina and scores the winner in second half stoppage time
>>66536964
42 and I have never worked a day in my life
>>66536964
26, full time shitposter
The Coral girl a 10/10 slag.
>>66536992
Ruud had to do it under a shit United team with the likes of Djemba Djemba and Kieran Richardson starting.
>>66536757
go fuck yourself
Did Naismith just touch Janmaat's cock?
>scottish """"""""""football"""""""""
why do they even bother lads
>>66537045
Pics?
>>66537030
well done fuckface
>>66537030
Welp, guess I'll have to add
>Kos own goal
>>66537008
but defending is easy
>watford
>Watford
>>66537008
>>66537048
Southern damage control
> not booking Naismith for grabbing Janmats dick
Is Iwobi, dare I say it, the next Henry?
>title challenge is over
>suddenly play better
arsenal are a joke
>>66537080
please continue
>mottford
>Walsall
>losing to some mid-table jobbers
>>66537120
Not with that name, sorry.
>watford
>the county of derbyshire
>Palace
pajeet will score
DIMITRI
The amount of people that just went >watford proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't want to waste my life on the "addictive and funny" 4chan.
payet fk goal
BASED PAYET
Fuck this we deserve to go down
I think this Payet lad might be pretty good.
>its a payet scores a world class free kick episode
i love repeats
HOLY SHIT THAT FREE KICK
Payet is fucking incredible, he came out of nowhere
i went out for dinner with my bf last night lads :-)
>>66537161
Lol, check out how mad this guy is.
>crystal phallus
>parjew
literally going down
Holy fuck Payet
>Watford
>>66537127
Same shit every year
As a Newcastle fan, I am enjoying being proved right about Pardew after hearing about how wrong I was at the start of the season.
He's not that bad a manager, he is just incapable of turning things around when they start going wrong. He just sticks to the same old plan and hopes it will start working again.
that banana fk
>Pardew for England