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Jupiter and beyond the infinite edition
muggy accy BTFO already subedition
Old thread: >>66509519
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>tfw not on Chelsea
Euan so shrewd sub-sub-edition
>>66534656
>tfw on chelsea and they will find a way to draw
what a joke
all my money was tied up so couldnt get on chelsea 2nd goal
>>66534819
lmao
>>66534851
ok
>Didn't bother getting on Chelsea -1 @ 2.75
feels bad man
What's the bet?
>>66534869
i got on chelsea -1 when the price was still 2.1, feels bad too. im also on chelsea ht/ft though @ 4.33 so thats pretty neat
>>66534746
It's literal nonsense
will the 2nd half be a severe booty blasting for villa or goalless
Chester game delayed due to traffic problems - on Chester -1 uuuge
bielefeld pls ; ;
>>66534869
Got on @2.7
lost last 8 bets
heads gone
>third goal chelsea was 2.00
>>66535116
reback?
>>66535116
there was no value in it
or this game in general
but whatever, mugs have to have their days too I guess :^)
>>66535194
i hate it when i make loads of profit on something that "had no value"
really ruins my day
>>66535209
truly the worse feel
>>66535209
>caring about profit over value
pmsl
>>66535194
*tips fedora* good to see another sir who only bets on obscure u16 lithuanian women's matches such as myself
Anyone know if Linfield will be streamed?
Cant see anything at all.
>>66535209
nice short-termism there buddy. I bet you have a 3 digit roll and a greasy barnet to boot
>>66534549
:^)
>>66535209
>>66535241
>weekend /bet/
lol
>>66535243
i was on 4th goal too
>crapton villa
pmsl
>>66535337
>crapton shitta
just need west ham to perform well today and ill be up enough to get a hooker after my night out with friends and getting rejected a dozen times by average slags. sounds good to me tbqh
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHANGE BETFAIR TIME ZONES WHY THE FUCK IS IT AN HOUR OUT THEY KNOW IM ON BST FUCKING SORT IT OUT
BT wants £500 on Gent Women II -2
>>66535407
they dont even offer betfair in german so i cant choose my timezone either. what a shit site.
Three hours.
luminosity -1.5 LARGE
cant wait to get my 1€ back from my penny acca. good thing i applied dat dere acca edge.
>betting on monaco.. ever..
ocean tempest lads 2.45 donny
>>66535568
e/w?
OH FUCK OFF BURNLEY
BT can't stop backing Gent Women II -
>>66535652
>>66535524
>germans
born losers
>>66535652
Fantastic for me m80
>>66535667
thanks lid
>>66534942
Delayed until 4:30 now - rebacking
>>66535902
im personally on
>>66535902
This is the official /bet/ of 2016
>>66535974
It really isn't, it's some greasy little dullard trying to force something no one cares about
>>66535902
agree
>>66535902
>He's not on
>>66536001
zzzzzzzz that's clearly implied, can't wait for Easter holidays to end ffs
Norwich and West Ham double
Is getting on vitality sw @1.4 worth it?
>>66535992
>Miss the value
>Get mad
kek
>>66536159
just stop its embarrassing
>>66536159
This really sums up my life recently
>>66536159
Great post.
>bettin on click of legends when csgo is available
pmsl virgins
>He's not on fake albanias fake fix
TEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
Two hours.
Imagine not being on RoPS +0.25 and Over 1.75 goals pmsl, so many Turks in Vantaa
>>66535568
How did this go? Can't see results anywhere
>>66536302
pixelslave
Tears at Albania.
Imagine not knowing Lurgan Celtic's sub midfielder plays in goal for a GAA football team.
>>66536359
Posted that 2 minutes in, you silly cunt. Egg on your face come full time, slug.
No more bets.
>tfw turf flat season is back
>People with this bad a grasp of mathematics and probability unironically exist
chelsea AND man city dont fuck up? is this real life?
>>66536373
Tears at me. They didnt start him.
>>66536460
Surely irony
>>66536422
£110 down already
>>66536503
unlucky m8, got 2 winners and a place already :^)
Here is what I need to make today GREAT;
A Euan tip at 5/10 or greater.
A Flatanon tip
That e sports bet that Reddit is on to lose.
>>66536530
...on the AW which is nothing to do with turf.
oops
got on city after no bets for a year
now regret not putting more or getting on the handicap
is this it? the slippery slope to becoming a degenerate once again?
>didnt get on o14 goals
kill me senpai
>>66536606
I also thought that I was out a year ago or so...
the ride never ends m8
all this money betting on next goals in the chelsea and city match
shame it wasnt good value though
City going HAM
why did I bet on bournemouth or draw?
>>66536626
Post slips.
literally going to cry if west ham doesnt win this. got my hopes up though
>>66536606
>tfw winning your bet after 20 mins so no adrenaline at all
this isnt why i bet
Anyone know of any way to get meal voucher money on a bet365 account?
>>66536740
stop gambling with peoples tax money
>tfw 13% yield in asia
If the Vitality bet goes well I'm kinda tempted to get on TSM @ 3.5
C9 are rightly favourites but I don't think it should be as heavily slanted in their favour as it is
why did I get on Albania's tip ffs
>>66536931
>Stop talking about bets on /bet/
Please have sex
>>66536885
desu been talking to 2 of my buds, who actively play top tier LoL, and both of them think Fnatic is gonna take this one
>>66536912
just saw his tip.
horrid
>>66536952
What is their reasoning? I've heard a few people think Fnatic will win but none of them have been able to give any sort of acceptable reason why.
>>66536988
>be German
>lose an accy
>>66536973
The whole reasoning behind original post was that the players are individually better, while they don't quite agree with that
PK-35 Vantaa and RoPS is a 1/2 fix
>>66536993
e-sports kid, sports right there in the name
should be taking advantage of the bookies who are pretty clueless in this field
>>66536988
>betting on the probability of round leather objects crossing a line demarcating an area bounded by three lengths of wood over or under a certain amount of times
>>66536460
>2/1
kek
No idea why the e-"sports" fags dont go to /v/ and talk about it where people care
>>66536993
Bet you don't complain about the politics or Eurovision bets. Bet you talk about The Apprentice in here and consider that discussion perfectly acceptable.
Don't act like /bet/ has ever been just sports betting.
>>66537044
Talking big sense there pal for a change
>>66536305
Shite lad
Value is in laying Fulham, green up at half time.
need west ham goal to put food on wife's kids' plate
>>66537065
Correct and correct, what I object to is two greasy little virgins spamming the thread with something that literally only those two care about. Eurovision, politics and the Apprentice is part of /bet/ culture, penny punting virgin nerds will never be.
>>66537017
I wrote the original post and individual quality wasn't the only reason, it was just a big one. Fnatic haven't shown a consistent play style, they have poor synergy in their team, and Vitality have played consistently well being able to carry from all lanes. I really don't see how they can disagree about player quality either, particularly in top lane and support positions. Spirit is individually probably better than Shook but jungle relies so much on working with your lanes and that's where Shook is performing way above Spirit. Febiven/Nuke/Rekkles/Hjarnan is a push and there's very little in it even if you think the Fnatic pair are better, that's likely not where the game is going to be won or lost.
>>66537115
WE DID IT LADS
>>66537125
Things I like are /bet/ culture, things I don't like aren't.
>>66537173
How are you enjoying your first month on /bet/?
>>66537125
I agree this bet is overhyped and needs to have been posted about less and I say that as somebody who is following it and has only once posted about it (other than this discussion) but its pretty easily ignored. Seen far worse spamming. See tez tier gimmicks that get repeated every single day as well as discussions about things that are completely off topic whilst this is at least on topic.
man i swear bet365 needs a fucking confirmation or abort button for the cash out. second time i accidently click it. fml
pmsl at Albania
>>66537141
You seem to know your stuff, I don't personally watch e-sports so even if I cared to remember their points, I can't argue on it.
For your sake, I hope you're right, because /bet/ will want your head if it doesn't go through.
soiler Overhyped games never go through /soiler
>>66537234
That is why they keep it fucking miles away from anything else that needs clicking.
>>66537253
yeah but you have to hover over that area to scroll through your bets
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
http://strawpoll.me/7258058
tick as many as appropriate
>>66537240
>soiler
Go to the bathroom m8, looks like you need a p
>>66537220
Don't worry mate. These types often come by for a month or so and after losing all their money they are never heard from again.
No goals by linfield, I feel lied to
>>66537220
been on /bet/ since before you were born
>>66537275
>no getting nibs from Euan option
BT surreal
>>66537365
when did BT leave anyway?
>tfw win or lose my vitality addict bet that a brit promised would make me rich my gf will leave me in the morning after she finds out I bet half my bank roll on it
bad feels
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
Cheers Albania!
>>66537107
1.85 ---> 2.14
>Not making a quick £13.68
I forgot to delete my bet on Bayern -1
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>66537240
Upsets can always happen, but I can't think of any times when the 'on paper' inferior team has won a best of 5 series against the superior team.
I think there's a good chance we see a 3-0 from Vitality, but anything can happen in one game. Over the series their quality will shine through.
Fuck you Albania you little cunt
>>66537413
He didn't, I'm STILL waiting on his Eurovision writeup
One hour.
all my legs are winning but i have thrown in a liverpool win as the last leg and im not confident in it at all anymore. should i ride it out anyway?
>>66537661
Pmsl
>>66537661
are the two vitality guys brothers? they both look like they have downs
>>66537661
Would test every delicate chin in that picture
>>66537661
What the asian is on fnatic's team?
fuck..
>>66537811
Yeah Fnatic have two Korean's, one of them is a former World Champion
>>66537837
I mean he was runner up in the World Championships, not winner, my bad.
>>66537275
Hey how is your poll going Euan? e-sports bettors getting absolutely btfo right?
Albania proving he's an absolute FRAUD after this pmsl
>
accrington destroying my dreams ; ;
>>66538098
What did he tip?
>>66538145
Linfield -2.75 pmsl
https://www.twitch tv/riotgames
And we're off, first game pick ban starting now. Should be a quick 3-0 for Vitality and money for all the believers.
I would like some advice, especially from norwegians.
I'm trying to start making my millions but the norwegian government are making it difficult.
Obviously, can't use my bank card to depsoit,tried PayPal and see now you can't use them, signed up to Skrill and they don't let you deposit for gambling as it always asks the question what you're going to use the money for.
If I say not-gambling then use it for gambling does it matter? Or how can I easily deposit / withdraw on gambling sites from within Norway.
Thanks for any helpful answers!
pmsl no wonder /bet/ is so shit these days.
>that guy asking how to bet e/w was serious
/bet/ is dead
Wow Vitality know exactly what they're doing game 1, instant picks.
>>66538219
Are you saying online gambling is banned in norway?
the fuck i thought norway was a utopia
>>66538244
>vote goes your way
>TEARS HAHA I WAS RIGHT
>vote goes against you
>No wonder this place is shit now
Must be nice living in a world where you can't be wrong
tfw no interest in obscure things you can bet on
>Kassadin
TOP KEK
bank roll vitality game 1
>>66538329
Lowest I ever saw it was middle and even then only about 2 or 3 votes off the top.
>go to Betfair Sports book RIGHT NOW
>bet on Brock Lesnar to win @2.25
>go to Paddy Power
>bet on Dean Ambrose to win @2.25
small stakes but cant say no to free money
>>66538329
>literally lying on a chinese cartoon picture website
E-sports discussion is so dull it makes me long for the days of /wcbet/
>>66538268
>the fuck i thought norway was a utopia
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH are you joking?
>>66538393
>Easter holidays for schools
>e-sports posting increases
What a surprise
>>66538268
Not quite banned but they make it more difficult by blocking as many lines as they can. It is pretty frustrating.
RoPS fix is so obvious, keeper palmed it into the net. Looks like Wilson Raj is back to his old tricks in Finland.
>rochdale losing to one of the worst teams
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>66538393
up hundreds, thanks anon
>>66538393
>tfw don't have a big enough bankroll to make arbing profitable atm
>tfw found bare >10% arbs recently
>no idea what's happening but commentators saying Fnatic are ahead
This was destined to lose
Has the match or game or whatever started already? I'm on Vitality to draw first blood for amusement only
For a second then city where 2.00 to win
would they have honoured it if I was quick enough?
>>66538605
>Best of 5 series are over 9 minutes into the first game
Fnatic aren't even ahead, it's just if there wasn't a lane swap Fnatic would have got stomped
>>66538605
>Not even end of the first match
This would be the equivalent of having more possession in the opening 10 mins of a football match. A good start and indicative or taking control but far from enough to suggest you're absolutely going to win.
Rochdale HAVE RUINED MY ACCA
FFS
REDDIT OUT
>>66538493
shaking
>>66538647
oh it lost. great
I think the time has come to officially ban esports from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/v/, /vg/) that are more appropriate to host an esports betting thread (/e-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /v/ or /vg/ will also bring more educated views and appreciative audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE have sex
Euan seething
>>66538746
WEST HAM OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>66538833
Shut up you nonce
Well that's the first map gone to fnatic. Imagine thinking there was actually a discernible difference in skill levels when it comes to a bunch of autistic asians playing a man made video game.
>>66538823
first blood is lotto m8
Imagine not being on the fix pmsl
I think the time has come to officially ban politics from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/pol/, /biz/) that are more appropriate to host a politics betting thread (/pol-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /pol/ or /biz/ will also bring more educated views and appreciative audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE have sex
>>66537022
how the hell did you know?!
>>66537729
Lay Fulham with the force of a thousand suns
>>66538910
There are a LOT of Turks in Vantaa m8
>west ham
>stoke
fucking why
>>66538746
mine too. theyre throwing the game because they are cunts and dont give a shit at this point. no way would they lose to doncaster if they were trying
FUCKING STOKE
I think the time has come to officially ban euan from /bet/. There are plenty of boards (/dac/, /negyield/) that are more appropriate to host a Euan betting thread (/park-bet/ if you want).
Moving to /dac/ or /negyield/ will also bring more losses and a bigger pmsl audience.
Please fuck off. Feel free to cross-link your thread here for a few days for people who missed it but please leave. And PLEASE lose bets
>>66538393
WWE writers could make millions by betting on the outcome of their own matches
baka desu senpai
>>66538904
thanks a lot lid, owe you a drink at the next /bet/ meetup
>>66538905
pmsl spotty acne ridden NEET detected
IMAGINE seething this much
>>66538393
tfw it's a double count out draw
>>66539019
they will hold, right?
>>66539021
Imagine getting mad at copypasta
>>66538997
Lays are about £50 though
>>66538995
Tez post mate. Back to the drawing board
>>66538997
not really cause stakes are too small and with big events like Wrestlemania things can often be changed last minute without the writers knowing cause Vince does what he wants
>>66539021
desu Vitality seems chokey af
>>66539021
>>66539095
did not mean to quote
On a heater! All I do is win win win no matter what! Got money on my mind, I can never have enough! 12 Winners in a row!! :)
>>66539019
I'll be wearing the usual yellow shirt
>>66539051
its a street fight, has to end by pin or submission
>>66539214
drink it up, son
>>66539214
Will never understand how he is so profitable
>tfw cant actually afford helium to kill myself
pmsl Albania such a FRAUD
>>66537514
top fucking kek
won in injury time
>>66537022
I owe you one m8.
Only absolute pennies on lel
Vitality 3-0 bet DOWN.
>>66539500
It's gonna be 0-3, vitality can't stop making mistakes
DOWN INSANE
Reminder this game was predicated to be a "stomp" for Vitality.
why are odds for spurs so high?
>>66539500
April fools was yesterday lad, pls don't joke about these things
>>66539655
because liverpool usually smash them
>>66539655
it's liverpool
tottenham +0.5 @ 1.8 got to be taken
topping up on vitality @2
Excellent, now I can reback Vitality.
>>66539777
>0-11
>>66539831
was it a bad decision idk anything about this dumb nerd game
>>66539863
Vitality played too scared in the first 25 minutes
>>66539887
If a soccer team starts choking during the first 20 minutes, do you expect them to pick up the pace or keep choking?
Price me to go bald
>>66539958
Shit comparison for starters due to things like the pick ban phase evolving throughout a series, but yeah, plenty of teams have a poor start but end up winning in football.
>tfw on top tipsters leaderboard
>>66539978
it's genetic so the result is fixed lid
if the odds for under are slightly lower, shouldnt odds for win & o2.5 be higher than win & under?
>>66539958
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35902640
I mean here's a game today where Swansea were 2-0 down with just over 20 minutes to go and they ended up coming back. Losing game 1 sucks for Vitality, but it's by no means over.
>>66539990
Well, I guess apehoop quarters would've been better, but w/e, I don't watch e-sports that much anyway.
>>66540113
Not saying it's over, just saying don't hop on memes without knowing what you're buying into
>>66540168
You've literally just said you don't know what you're talking about so why are you offering advice on not getting on stuff you don't know anything about?
My USL model has Charlotte Independence on a -0.75 tonight instead of the -0.25 they are currently priced on. It looks like traders are overrating Harrisburg again after they did the same last week and they lost 3-1.
Just KNOW this Estonian tip is going to lose
bankrolled Vitality @2.2, going on a long walk
>>66540277
Sorry m8
>>66540253
Cant disagree with this pal. #on
Wouldnt go as far as -0.75 but definitely the better team
>>66539233
Not really they make it up as they go along
Standard lanes is good for Vitality.
>>66540217
m8, it's 7.30pm and I'm drunk, stop questioning my motives for shitposting pls
>>66540269
what is it?
>>66540331
What?
>>66540379
If you were the /bet/ manager you've got some nerve showing your face around here pal.
i need to stop betting pre-game, las palmas proves it yet another time. luckily valencia is garbage too, so theres a chance for a comeback.
>>66540472
I'm some other proxy fag, dw
Vitality -1.5 bet DOWN.
Fuck this Brit cunt, wish I could test your chin cunt
>That guy who had a grand on
top TOP kek
Vitality need to stop overvaluing Azir, the lack of TP mid is fucking them
Down beyond life, chasing hard on De Graafschap SW
>>66539536
tears, you weren't on
Fucking fraud
>bet of the year
Pmsl at the greasy little virgins, hope you fuck off for good after this
metaknight was the only enlightened e-''sports'' tipster
>>66540755
>bet on favorites every time and cash out
>bet on easy """""game"""" that's now removed
>bankroll a team that goes 2-1 and loses 2-3
Betting on e-sports. More fixes than in anything else. Silly boys, when you back at school?
