UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
(((PRELIMS START AT 8:00 PM ET, 5:00 PM PT, 1:00 AM BST)))
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>DC IS OUT, SUCC POSTPONED (could be an april fool's day joke)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/1/11351428/daniel-cormier-injured-out-of-ufc-197-rematch-against-jon-jones
>Jared Rosholt got cut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11333094/ufc-releases-jared-rosholt
>Stitch Duran signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11339186/cutman-stitch-duran-signs-with-bellator-eight-months-after-being-axed
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
BREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yZycTxjoIQ
memes
>WMMA
POLARIS 3 TODAY
GET
INTO
FITE
FAN
MODE
oh, Nick. You so crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs
>>66533268
Is it somewhere for free? Do they upload their footage anywhere? I love me some grappling
>>66533263
wew lad
How do I Join the goof troop?
http://youtu.be/vFnnfz3bGYI
>>66533263
great side control
>>66533263
wew
>>66533263
>bare knees on concrete
>>66533236
Don't post any more Arianny pictures.
>>66533291
Prelims are free on Youtube. PPV on their website
Probably will be a stream of it somewhere
>>66533316
>Don't post any more Arianny pictures.
>>66533316
we have bread theme
check it
it's so powerful and stronk i could heem every here within the 2 minutes of the song
but thanks for the reminder, i know you love arianny's sweaty tits and that you hope i have the mental strenght to keep it for myself so thank you, harry
>>66533337
>listening to Ameripoos
>>66533333
How many hours? And what about WSOF?
Good numbers pal
>>66533353
thank you miguel
>>66533355
http://www.polaris-pro.org/
http://www.sherdog.com/events/WSOF-30-Branch-vs-Starks-50607
Don't know what those translate to in Ozzie Standard Time
jesus christ
fuck dc
>>66533263
wew
>>66533313
this
>>66533271
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PslJPwCb9g
Why did this guy stop doing these videos?
>>66533355
8 bongs to polaris
>>66533376
can someone stream polaris I just want to see paul harris vs shogun
>>66533374
I'm Dutch too!
Kanker kanker kanker!
>>66533351
i sincerely hope you're not ban evading
>>66533389
>8 bongs to polaris
ah damn too early in the morning for me. Might have to miss it. I should be able to catch WSOF tho
>>66533391
Wait, dafuq? Shogun vs. Paul Harris? Fucking Shogun? With the constant knee problems?
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>66533400
you wouldn't know
>>66533404
He's wrong
>>66533400
>>66533391
they are still letting that literal retard compete?
>>66533404
Palhares is grappling Garry Tonon.
>>66533392
This
I'd like to see some TKDfag try any of that 360 spinning shit with me. One straight punch to their solar plexis and a roundhouse to the temple will soon put an end to their story.
t. Karate black belt
>>66533299
Is this the goof channel or what ? Da fuq is this crap show ?
>>66533408
you can't just get banned and change your IP. who the hell do you think you are, jon jones?
>>66533263
expert camera work there love the close up mutt shot at the end
real pro stuff ufc should hire that guy he has an eye for the action
Why don't you guys just buy Polaris? They put on a good product that you want. Support the athletes and promoters. If you're stealing content like this you are literally and unironically a leech on competition martial arts and society as a whole.
>>66533427
normie pls go
>>66533415
you'd probably do prison time if you did that to a home invader
![Garry-Tonon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vLIy2A2.jpg "Garry-Tonon[1].jpg")
>>66533410
>>66533413
>>66533404
Mauricio 'Shogun' Rua
>>66533271
why is Frank Trigg such a bitch?
Did the Italian poster die at the hospital waiting for his free healthcare?
Gezary Matuda is my official jiu-jitsfu
>>66533410
>>66533413
>>66533437
That makes significantly more sense.
It would've been literally RIP Shogun's knees otherwise.
>>66533388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OKajeLlyYw
ah, I miss Steven Seagal being a fucking goof backstage of UFC shows
'''''''''''''''''''''women's mma'''''''''''''''''''''
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDsUgJDICHf/
I can't let you get close
>>66533489
them noises
>>66533489
elite striking not even kidding
4th time she has done this since USADA kicked in
>l-look guys i don't cheat/don't cheat the same way anymore
Jon Jones will get rekt by Rumble if he fights him, too much ring rust and Rumble is a beast in the first round. Jones low fight IQ and ego will make him stand up with Rumble and we all know what happens to anyone that does it.
Rory McDonald
Robbie Lawler
GSP
Anderson Silva
Nick/Nate Diaz
Jon Jones
Stephen McDonald
What other worth watching figthers am I missing? Just trying to wide my collection of fights.
>>66533531
>>66533531
TJ vs Cruz was a showcase of footwork and mewvment.
Ask Swede bro about it.
DC was only ever my boy briefly after KOing Bigfoot.
>>66533526
on the gas for sure
>>66533526
>strong
>gas
>hell
>>66533531
I don't know like all of MMA history???
>>66533489
It's like watching a semi-pro male striker in slow motion
>>66533531
Chuck
>>66533531
Who's Stephen McDonald?
>>66533549
>TJ lost to exploding knees
literally no excuse
yeah DC is "injured"...
More like UFC damage control.
JBJ vs Cormier is moved to UFC 200
>>66533546
How can I be so stupid. Of course, Condit. I´ve totally forgotten him
>>66533549
I have that one. Also some fights of:
> Khabib
..which some may say is overrated, but I really enjoy him (though it´s gonna be hard for him to beat Ferguson)
> Aldo
... vs Mendes II, vs Frankie...
>>66533583
HahHhaaHHaHAHhAHAahahA
"The Messenger" headlining a PPV
>>66533583
DC faking injury hoping jon gets arrested again
>>66533576
WFT! I meant...
Stephen Thompson
My bad
>>66533559
I´ts not gonna be easy find a torrent with all fights, buddy
>>66533605
All Pride events 2000-2007 are on tpb, start there
>>66533590
I don't think it'd be hard for Kebab to beat Ferguson at all if he looks the way he used to. Hard to say with all the injuries and time off, though. Kebab at 100% manhandled RDA, he'd rek Ferguson. He just probably isn't at 100%.
>>66533604
why does she have midget arms
>>66533609
Thanks!
>>66533614
you shouldn't worry about it until the fight literally starts
>>66533604
Statistically speaking, it seems like he probably will. Dude's averaging what? One run-in with the law every 3 months or so?
>>66533614
>if he looks the way he used to
>He just probably isn't at 100%.
That´s my concern
>>66533531
>Not watching every event back to back like I am
Up to UFC Fight Night Sanchez vs Ellenberger
>>66533605
>Not getting fight pass
>>66533614
RDA has always had trouble with wrestlers that could outmuscle him. Not the same situation with Ferguson who has a completely crazy bottom game.
>>66533531
>>66533637
>>fight pass
duly noted
don't you hate when it gets bright out in the morning
go away
>>66533627
True. AKA will probably have him out wrestling bears and shooting himself with small caliber ammunition to build up his pain tolerance and lifting trucks, or whatever the fuck it is they're doing over there.
"Alright Khabib, grab ahold of the bumper. Now remember, you should always lift with your back, and make sure your knees are locked."
>>66533679
>not having black out curtains
>>66533679
>>66533694
fuck you guys natural daylight is my sustenance
nothing like it
>>66533679
that´s some deep shit, bro
>>66533694
yeah i've been meaning to get them
i'd rather move somewhere cold and dark outside, but with no dark 'people'
>>66533694
>have black out curtains
>light still creeps through the top and sides
>tfw your boy was shit
Johnathon Brookens just needs to retire.
>>66533675
despite what americucks will tell you its a good ass deal. new orgs/fights are added all the time.
>>66533700
>not having a healthy, pale British complexion
AKA just needs to fire that goof of a Conditioning coach. He is going to ruin someones career for fucks sake.
>>66533728
He's already ruined Cain's pretty thoroughly.
Why do old UFC fights look more exciting than the newer ones. What kind of rule changes/changes in reffing have there been since then that have made the UFC more boring.
>>66533728
>>66533733
that meathead still works there?
>>66533763
define "old"
>>66533694
>got Christmas themed curtains from mom
>they're my only dark curtains
>tfw using them throughout the summer
>>66533763
All the early stoppages imo. Fighters used to be able to make a come back from getting dizzy or a flash ko
>>66533763
''winning'' meant less
''entertainment'' meant more
also lower level>worse defense>more finish
only 8 more days
>>66533763
Because no testing.
I just wanna watch guys like Shogun, Cro Cop, Chuck, Vitor etc get jacked up with TRT and HGH an go murder each other.
MMA was way more fun when it was a freak show. Trying to make it a real sport and brand fighters as athletes is killing it.
>>66533807
>they resigned Pokrajac just to shill it harder
KEK
Maybe if they got Mirko I'd go and watch.
>>66533819
Thank god for based rizin
>>66533837
Baby Fedor vs HUGGY BEAR boiiiiiiiii
>>66533837
this rizin will save us and so will indian reservations
fuck usada ruining everything
and fuck reebok
Josh Barnett was stripped of the title after testing positive for (insert substance here). Circa 2003 after his fight against Couture.
>>66533807
>ngannou
best that aussiecuck is getting his tissues and vaseline ready
can't we just switch this around with the khabib card? this will be a bore hw fest with literal whos
>>66533855
I love that he pissed hot against Hoffman in his fight before that and Nevada literally just gave him a "warning" lmao
>>66533876
Never underestimate the power of literal whos. They can give you fotys all the way.
>>66533837
>fedor vs poo in loo can
>sakumema vs literal who
>gracie #384473 vs gook
>longest yard cuck vs guy who beat big show
very entertaining promotion there
>>66533763
Everyone has forgotten the shit ones since they were shit
>>66533890
i just want big tard rothwell to win so he can unironically main event a card vs werdum
>>66533900
>he didn't love seeing Andy Souwer and Jienotsu go at it
>or the great K1 fights
>or BARUTO
fuck yew
>>66533876
>not getting hype for Kongo 2.0
>>66533819
>not shooting for a takedown on that lanklet
kids these days sмh
>>66533922
>baruto
>muh athletic big funny mandrama man
bet you like prelim entrance man kek
>>66533927
>muh big black guy
he will crush a couple of cans then get mauled on the ground desu, black people can't into ground
How one can be stupid to get injured in a fucking training camp. We had rib, foot, whats it this time
>>66533949
>mandrama
he's a sumo wrestler ACTUALLY ya cant
>Wake up
>DC injured
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lads why does no one just pick their opponent up and slam them into the ground from full guard? It can't be that they aren't strong enough.
>>66533964
still not confirmed
>>66533973
fuck off lad
>>66533955
throat desu, his sparring partner blew too big of a load, he's getting good i hear per helwani
>>66533959
>sumo
>implying that shit isn't meme too
>>66533970
A lot of wasted energy for a small chance of KOing your opponent. Its not worth it most of the time. Also crafty grapplers can sweep you as you stand up or roll for leg locks.
>>66533978
>Hating on sumo.
Its just a style of folk wrestling and has a few neato tricks that are useful in MMA.
>>66533976
its not though
>>66533964
Relax.
They'll add it to 200
>>66533970
Because you'd have to lift with your back and when you do lift the guy up he will just drop his legs from your waist and be standing.
>>66533976
fuck off yank
>>66533991
>neato tricks
name one, name one you shitposting cunt
>>66533991
>>66533978
Sumo is actually more similar to Greco-Roman than you'd think, how about you guys read the rules.
Freestyle is the superior wrestling style.
What was r/MMA's reaction to the news about DC?
Wrestling is for manlets and cowards
>>66534003
A lot of takedown techniques for one. also because of the ring out rule there is a lot of emphasise of mis direction in the clinch. Most takedowns use the Sumo Shorts which limits a lot of traditional takedowns.
>>66534013
Also this.
>>66534021
implying...?
/heem/ you know you want that real shit right here
>>66534027
. . .says the guy too soft to ever try a wrestling practice
Have you guys noticed that its mostly the countries that are garbage at wrestling who talk to most shit anout wrestling?
>>66534027
>this post
>this flag
pottery
>>66534055
>. . .says the guy too soft to ever try a wrestling practice
THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN THIS COUNTRY EEDJUT
>Jon is in jail
>DC is injured
>Gus is a cuck
>Rumble is going to get popped
>>66533458
nah la
i made it
unironically being ironic in a chinese imageboard lads. can't wait for nate to get heemed by the goat
Neil Magny
https://streamable.com/fqpe
>>66534084
How is he gonna do it?
He went hard from the start and landed his left and still didn't put out Nate. He's not gonna tire him and KO him late.
>>66534095
>neil fagny
no thanks
>>66534100
It's him getting rekt m8
>>66534099
spinning meme kick
cap this post i'm from the future
>>66534095
TUF is great for comedy gold
>>66534104
kek, good lad
>Abolish Knees Academy
>tfw we won't see dc suck jbj
What's /heem/s walkout song? Mine is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYpT3qPsDe0
>>66534155
Hey man not cool my great-aunts brother-in-law succumbed to a tragic dick sucking injury, so lets show dc some respect ok.
>>66534182
lel
>>66534182
jej
>>66534178
>g-g-give me (You)'s the post
fuck off dane
>Its a DJ headlines another PPV episode
http://youtu.be/HFmX6Bh1PGM
say what you want about conor, but this guy ALWAYS shows up to fight
in a world where fighters are constantly dropping out of fight, conor SHOWS THE FUCK UP
AND HE HAS MY RESPECT
>>66534242
lol
>tfw the memes are over
>tfw you can't tell Rebekah to shut up anymore
>tfw you can't tell Alex how much he sucks dick
>tfw you can't get a good meme name and shower in (You)'s
Systema practicioner here
Friendly reminder I could literally kill every here with my bear hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOcl7JVJsh0
>vid related a demo of what I'm also capable
>>66534265
>that vid
every time
imagine being that dedicated to something so completely useless
haha
>>66534235
implying (You)'s matter on an anonymous image board you amerilard
>>66534302
Who's taking the pictures?
>>66534282
could you make a webm of that video
probally would need to edit it down the best parts
>>66533263
>that puss shot at the end
fucking ded
>>66534315
your mum lad
>>66534319
his mum lad
haha so random haha
>mighty mouse will headline 197
Who /turning off before the main event/ here
name a fight more badass than first Hunt vs. Bigfoot
"Sooner or later God's gonna cut you down" (Dana Cash White)
>>66534350
I wonder how they explained slavery, war, genocide and holocaust to Sage. Does he know that bad stuff happens in this world?
>>66534265
>tfw these are your countrymen practising literal autism
i'm going to have some more vodka
>>66534254
Id show up for his checks too
Just flip over and tap and get my money
Penaldo gonna permaheem Barça today.
>>66534369
Don Frye vs Takayama
>>66534254
I bet your respect will mean a lot to him at UFC 200 when he is getting choked out again.
remember all of those cans cayenne velasquez crushed
Hey, Australia, I see hack slack is retweeting you
>>66534326
not as funny without the sound desu
>>66534474
ok, nvm, it's still pretty hilarious
>>66534474
SO FRESH
http://youtu.be/CSy2HIdlD4Q
http://youtu.be/CSy2HIdlD4Q
http://youtu.be/CSy2HIdlD4Q
SO CLEAN
>>66533263
spicy
>>66534525
>when it zooms in on the piece paper
>>66534341
I guess I would bitter too if I was living in the third world like yourself
whens the next rizin?
>>66534702
April 17th
>>66534705
is jaideep singh on the card?
>>66534736
yeah he's fighting Teodoras Aukštuolis
>>66534547
they are literally unbearable
>>66534452
tfw Senpai Notices me. Add me on twitter. Dont be scared homie
>>66534702
Rizin won't make It halfway into 2017 if they don't have something to offer beside nostalgia tbqh.
>>66534547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axYJnEUQb3I
Conor is only going to fight at 145 again if Aldo wins. If Frankie wins he will just abandon his belt and move to 155.
>>66534923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zORpebl79Rk
>>66534947
Not available in my country :(
Who's Cat going to fight next? She's saying we're going to love the match-up, but looking at the rankings I can't see anyone other than maybe Holly or Miesha getting me excited about her comeback.
>>66534962
What a meme division
>>66534962
Pena vs Cat is next
>>66534962
Women's MMA will be dead in a few years anyway. It's just a meme.
>>66534957
Thats a shame
>>66534785
Literally who
>>66534974
What? The top 7 of WBW is literally more solid than LHW.
>>66535023
>What? The top 7 of WBW is literally more solid than LHW.
>>66534992
>>66534974
Alright, how about answers from someone who hasn't been cucked by a woman?
is italy around?
if so i think he should stream diaz vs condit and we can all finally score it together and get a /heem/ consensus on the fight
>why yes, I do follow womens sports
>>66534099
thought that was ronda
>>66535048
i've got something else lined up lad
>>66535003
Lithuanian dude who looks like Ken from Street Fighter
Diego Sanchez Vs Jake Ellenberger is a spicy fucking banger. I hope its on the Spicy Banger List
>tfw Cormier injured wasn't just an April's Fool prank
>>66535204
sharing is caring
>>66535079
Ronda isn't that slim, anon.
>>66533263
WATCH OUT FOR THE GUILLOTINE
>>66535234
spicy walkout too
How do you pronounce guillotine?
>>66534099
>that hand that clearly threw the poor kitty
>>66535263
gee yuh teen
>>66535234
It is now
>>66535263
guy eel low tin ee
>>66535263
gill-o-teen
>>66535287
how about pat barry vs. cheick kongo?
>>66535263
gee-yo-teen
>>66535235
it is a joke and DC is the only one that knows it. He is just fucking with Jons head
>>66535287
>Travis brown
It is "Browne" btw
>>66535263
>guillotine
it's a french word so gil-o-teen
retards think double l means gee-o-teen
it's not fucking spanish idiots. we are not in spain.
>>66535263
I pronounce it the french way but I guess it does not matter how you say it.
>>66535287
Noice
There are so many different lists out there I am thinking of just making my own and adding to it as I see good fights
Guys, don't worry about UFC 200. Everything this year is just a build up to the MSG show.
>>66535394
But thats the offical list and i'm the anon who made it
can someone with fightpass webm, or screenshot nick diaz saying WUT BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SquJUpS1yWw
i think its from ufc 62
>>66535413
Oh neato. I am working on a Spicy Roller list. Do I have permission to do that? I can post what I have so far.
newfag here, what does heem stand for??
>>66535426
Sure, spicy rollers can be fun
>>66535426
No, you don't have permission.
Please file the proper paperwork and make a strawpoll before you do something stupid like that without /heem/'s expressly written permission.
>>66535426
big nog vs handy couture
MIKE HAYES IS STILL MY BOY
>>66535481
Nah fuck you
>>66535452
Ok!
Official Spicy Roller List
Please suggest some more if anyone has any suggestions.
They can either be slow paced Jits Clinics or Frenetic high paced scrambles
Demian Maia vs Ed Herman
Alex Caceres vs Jimy Hettes
Alex Caceres vs Roland Delorme
Carlos Newton vs Kazushi Sakuraba
Diego Sanchez vs Nick Diaz
Demian Maia vs Gunnar Nelson
Ayaka Hamasaki vs Amber Brown
Phil De Fries vs. Rob Broughton
Fabricio Werdum vs John Olav Einemo
Alan Patrick vs. Damien Brown
Nam Phan vs Jimy Hettes
Paddy Holohan vs Louis Smolka
Charles Oliveira vs Hatsu Hioki
>>66535488
Is that a suggestion?
>>66535508
>Is that a suggestion?
Yeah I remember some high level ground stuff going on in that fight. It's been years since I've watched it though so I may be misremembering.
>>66535508
Nice, I'll come up with some more to add today
>>66535539
I will add it for now.
If anyone can counter any of my recommendations feel free.
>>66535563
It is nearly 12 here so I will be going to bed soon so keep them in mind incase I dont see them. but still suggest them. I might be able to catch the thread tomorrow before it 404s
did anyone watch adrien broner box last night?
how was it?
i was too busy out fucking your mum
>>66535610
nutshot tko in typical nigger fashion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rT_jOZYa00
JON JONES, WHEREVER YOU GO BOY I'M- nevermind
how bad does the ufc look now?
jon jones gets arrested again, cant stay out of trouble for more than a couple months
they support him and fight hard to keep him in the fight
dc gets """""'injured""""""" and pulls out so the fight is off anyway
they shoulda just suspended him for another year, but they still got their just reward
I just watched Aldo vs Edgar again. What a great fight. I think the rematch actually will be a perfect fight for the middle of the 200 maincard. I would have liked seen either of them get a legit title shot, but I'm not complaining because five rounds makes it more fun. I expect it is a lock for FOTN unless Lawler vs Condit II is the comain.
Did Ben Rothwell got robbed against Cain @UFC 104? He was standing up and Steve Madgjgjatti stopped it.
Discuss.
Would a completely dominant grappling match count as a Spicy Roller? It is enjoyable the same way you watch a a world class striker pick their opponent apart.
>>66535777
>Tfw mark hunt almost armbarred Rothwell when they fought
>>66535844
>its a Mark Hunto walk off KO episode
Who UFC 144 here?
Japanese Translator is best Translator
>>66535844
>Rothwell came back to be known as a submission artist and tapped one of the best grapplers at Heavy Weight
Jesus Christ what happened to Rothwell.
>>66534547
>SCHAUB SHUTDOWN
>BROWNE BTFO
>SCHAUB SHUTDOWN
>BROWNE BTFO
>SCHAUB SHUTDOWN
go to 13:40
>>66535777
>>66535844
its only a matter of time before rothwell's chin gets deleted
he literally just wades through punches to land his own
every time he fights
and he gets rocked like in every fight he is in
he will go the way of shaub very soon
![hpOICqU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w8z3Q3w.jpg "hpOICqU[1].jpg")
daily reminder that we will never see jones vs dc 2
and that the first fight was a boring 25 minute long wrestlefuck
https://youtu.be/7PGcID0UDow
