What's your hockey name?
>>66514241
wew
>>66514351
Of all the great players it has to be the shitty dive babby
dont watch much hockey. Can someone tell me why the Redwings are bad this year? As I said Im not a big hockey fan, but from what I know their goalie isnt all that great, their defense is weak and they are relying too much on their older players like Zetterburg. Would that be correct?
>>66514487
Started to draft finns instead of swedes.
It's that simple
>>66514487
More or less. They haven't really been great in a while, but they're just good enough to keep memeing their way into a playoff spot because there's usually only 3 strong teams in the Atlantic
>>66514487
Yeah, just running out of talent after years of being good.
>>66514514
But all the top draft picks this year will be Finnish
>>66514514
This 2bh
>>66514539
stinky smelly beaner
This day can't end soon enough.
>>66514632
>that last name
>that post
So what's the verdict on the panthers? Can they actually be contenders? That loss to the >laffs who were on a losing back to back isn't very convincing.
>>66514632
>>66514652
Why? You on your period June?
>plays in October, February, March
>wins rookie of the month in October, February, March
WEW LAD
Sign Hoffman already Eugene Jesus Christ
>>66514710
I wouldn't read too much into that loss. The leafs have been catching a lot of teams off guard lately. Having said that, the panthers aren't good enough (yet) to be contenders. I can't see them getting past the 2nd round. Maybe the first but definitely not the second.
>>66514714
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>66514742
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514545
>Top draft picks
Bet that Yakupov pick over Forsberg/Lindholm sure as hell was worth it.
Finns also have a history of never living up to hype
>>66514742
He's destined for RFA offer sheet tbqh.
>>66514778
Its funny because literally any player in the top 11 would have been way better or no different than yakupov. Murray, galchenyuk, Rielly, Lindholm, Trouba and Forsberg will all be good to really good nhl players. Some them already are.
>>66514778
>Dixie Ashley
Post butt
>>66514778
Every draft has steals. Forsberg dropped in that draft because of attitude problems, and Lindholm hadn't shown nearly as much potential as he's shown recently. Stop acting like there's some conspiracy against swedes in the draft. The only country teams stay away from like the plague is Russia, for obvious reasons. Yakupov was only rated high because he choose to come to North America to play before his draft year, which is a rarity with Russians. Otherwise he'd have been a late first round pick.
>>66514853
STINKY SMELLY BEANER CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>66514753
I think they have potential to get to the conference finals, but Luongo needs to not choke it all away like he is so used to. I dont think they would be able to beat the caps or the bolts, but they can probably meme their way past the flylels and pongs
Can I get a
>rags
>>66514853
>that name
>that flag
kek
>>66514853
The main problem with swedes, and Europeans for that matter is heart and work ethic. They lack that will that others do. Take Nylander for example. Hell probably be an outstanding player but I don't see him as a center. He's way too soft in the corners and at the defensive end. He has no drive to come out with the puck.
>>66514869
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514886
>rags
>>66514886
>rags
>mfw these are "american" names
>mfw every other name is Hispanic
>>66514853
>Forsberg
>Attitude problems
Probably the most media trained swede ever. Always humble despite solo carrying his team of men at the age of 17.
>>66514869
>luongo choking
This meme is old and stale. He took the canucks to game 7 and played very well. He also won a gold medal with Canada which means he's good in pressure situations. And the panthers don't stand a chance against the pens. The pens are way too fast and once they get malkin back its going to be scary.
>>66514895
>swedes lack work ethic
go to bed don
>>66514905
>>66514913
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514922
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514819
>every player develops the same no matter where they're drafted
Murrary was the only one who the Oilers should have drafted (considering how players were rated then and their needs). The fact they went with Yakupov for the reason, as McTavish said, "we drafted the player with the most skill" is just an example of how bad the team was managed by McT and Lowe. But I really don't see how Galchenyuk would have fared any better than Yak. He has been lucky to be sheltered behind veteran players in Montreal and to learn the ropes from players who have had some kind of success, at least better than the Oilers young "stars". Same could be said for Forsberg, but his size alone would be a valuable asset for the Oilers now. They need a big skilled player in their top 6, someone better than Maroon or Kassian.
>tfw the forward lines are finally starting to work but the decrepit Dan's keep deteriorating leaving the rest of the defense flailing
>>66514924
We've seen it so many times though. They tend to be lazy and try to get by with just their skill. I'm not even knocking them as hockey players it's just an observation.
>>66514922
well if youre looking for non-meme answers, i think the team might be too young, and the majority of them have little playoff experience. Idk I think they can defend pretty well, and would definitely give the pongs a run for their money. i gotta say though im impressed how well the pongs stepped up recently without malkin
>>66514931
>the get was an ass ravaged beaner "fan"
Top comedy
>>66514966
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>66514973
>you would get your ass wooped up and down the ice by someone from the sunbelt
doesnt that embarrass you gloria?
>>66514895
True enough, though some Swedes have good work ethic. Their younger players in the league are trending more and more towards being soft offense first types though. It definitely isn't a coincidence though that teams led by Swedes do good in the regular season, but usually fall flat in the playoffs where the extra effort is needed.
shit team
>>66514966
You're talking about Russians man.
Swedes work hard, that's why you see them all over the lineup, 1st, 2nd,3rd,4th lines, various lines of defence. You don't often see Russians on bottom lines in the NHL, because they are the ones that don't have the drive to play that type of game. Swedes (finns too for that matter) are hard working enough to play that role.
shit fans
>>66514997
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514895
If swedes play with the same "work ethic" and "grit" as canadians they get suspended - see Landeskog.
Canadians can goon it up as much as they like because the are good ol' canadian hockey boys
>>66514308
Tim bradley
hackey
>Fincucks
>>66515046
can i /r/ one of these in a different player
>>66515085
>>66514916
tbqh, I figured he must have had attitude problems given his fall in the draft and Washington trading him away for a used up bag of bones and a pylon. But I guess everyone was just afraid of his foot speed.
>>66515085
>Having a literal cuckold for Prime Minister
dude ayy lmao
What the fuck is with these names?
Haven't been on /hoc/ in a bit
>>66515171
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514997
>claims to be a sunbelt "fan"
>claims to know how to skate
Don't know which one is harder to believe
dubs and mcmeme never plays another game in the NHL
>>66515097
Pulju is a big boy
>>66515018
Your wrong. You only see top line Russians because that's all that comes over here to play. The rest stay in the KHL and get paid roughly the same amount they would as bottom 6 guys here. We only ever get to see their top skilled players who are looking to make the big bucks.
I'll agree that Swedes work hard, but that doesn't mean they put in the extra effort. They will do "all they can" in their shift, but if that's not enough, they can't dig deeper and put in that extra bit of effort that could give their team momentum back. Sedins are the best example of this.
>>66515031
Damn right.
>our game
>>66515171
It's april 1st, time to get silly, yay!
>>66515258
reroll
>>66515171
Basically, it's a way to find these >>66515180
types of posters so 4chan can be purged.
I made this meme for you finland
>>66515309
>mad
>at memes
stinky smelly mudslime detected
>>66515309
WAHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHH
>>66515322
>memes
not
>autism
>>66515367
>>66515378
>>66515322
>implying you are not all on the purge list
Have fun with your perma-ban.
>>66515312
>soon to be the truth
>americans are so butthurt about being beaners that they are calling us muslims
>Canada has far less muslims than america
>mfw
>>66515424
I've been perma banned at least twice over the years
>>66515424
have fun with your sharia law and hockey being banned forever
>>66515170
>being cucked by Sweden for more than a millenia
>>66515402
Matinez
>stinky beaner
>lol
Sanchez
>stinky beaner
>lol, I did it again mom
Ramirez
>stinky beaner
>lmao, this never gets old, what a great meme
.......autism
>>66515466
>josefina
stinky smelly beaner desu
>>66515467
>>66515443
>>66515378
>>66515322
>>66515180
>>66515047
>>66515024
shit meme desu
>>66515455
They are delusion, the country. This behavior isn't anything surprising tbqh.
>it's a racial slurs "bantz" episode
>>66515490
Kek fuck off spice if you can't handle the bantz
>>66515479
Sweden Yes! (in a good way this time)
>>66515490
STINKY
>>66515490
>Caitlin Castro
The most American name I've ever seen.
Saved
>>66515490
>that name
>that post
Oh boy here we go
My Hockey name is;
>>66515490
It's pretty bad. Hopefully this "joke" is more of a test to see just how autistic this site is so they can justify burning it all down and rebuilding.
>>66515501
>autism bantz
Wew.
>>66515549
is this all of your first year here?
>>66515562
>Woodrow Nixon
Ayyy
>>66515516
Get a load of this guy >>66515522
>>66515522
An American with an American name? What's so bad about that?
Roll for Canadian name
>>66515536
Pretty gud name. Another Walker is needed in the league tbqh.
>"Tommie Walker's Knockin on the door, he scores!!!"
>>66515586
Too white
>>66515623
tf
tp
>>66515623
thats about right
>>66515603
>HE WEDGES IT OUT
>>66515623
Much better
>>66515623
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>66515562
>proud to be a 4chin user for the past 30 years
>has a 4chum t-shirt
>posts under the name "My wifes son"
>enjoys posting in a general for a sport he's never played before
Yeah, this is my first year.
>>66515031
Don't take it the wrong way I never intended on it to be an insult. Sweden produces elite players on a yearly basis that's not even a question. My post was more so how hockey is taught in differing countries. North American hockey is hard nosed and grit coupled with skill. Sweden is more so known for getting by with pure skill and ability. It's just different ways to play hockey.
>>66515656
>delacruz
>>66515656
stinky smelly beaner
>i love ryan and phaneuf
>also that good ol tough canadian kid borowiecki who can play on the top offensive
>not that faggot hoffman though. fuck him
what is the appeal of furpuck?
Basketball is way better
>>66515656
I don't even know what you are trying to say
>tfw I have to edit my filters because of this shit
So is April Fools the final nail in the coffin for /hoc/?
inb4 American autism
>>66515735
People who post "is this your first time/year here" or other things of that nature are losers who need to rethink their life choices if they think being a regular on 4chan for a long time is something to be proud of.
i love that today is basically a free ticket to shitpost
>>66515737
it's a one day memestravaganza
>>66515741
/hoc/ is absolute garbage outside of international tournaments. I can't understand how you people fall for the nhl scoff.
might be going to Montreal in June
What do I need to know?
>>66515759
MODS
>>66515763
I was asking because they do this every single april first I don't know why youre bitching about it. if it bothers you then don't post today. its not like >your team has a big game worth watching tonight
>>66515782
Don't get confused by all the Saints, they're actually no saints in Montreal.
>>66515777
Nice Tkachuk trips.
>>66515828
He's a big guy
>>66515782
People in the eastmost part of town no abla ingles.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas loooooooooooooool
>>66515819
>that name
>that flag
>>66515785
ching chong ping pong
>>66515798
stinky smelly beaner
>>66515847
>Freda
nice
>>66515847
For you or an American
>>66515479
Desu desu, desu
>>66515853
Well I'm going to circuit Gilles Villeneuve to be particular
I should be fine right?
I don't know a single word of French
>>66515819
SWEDEN YES
>>66515856
Wassup hombre?
Why do yall spics be trippin fo?
Shiet senpai
>>66515865
*but not an American
Damn, fucked that up.
The mods cant save you now leddit
>>66515877
For the GP? Yea, you good.
>>66515893
stinky smelly beaner
What happens if you put a name in the name field?
>>66515951
nobody knows because we all fear death
>Fincucks
>>66515973
>bashing on finnbros when you have 0 (zero) nhl teams in the playoffs
>this thread
>>66515971
Let's see.
>canada just fell down in figure skating
>>66515973
>Canacucks
>>66515990
go prep your bull Sven
the real men are talking
>>66515997
Nothing happens
>>66515990
R E K T
E
K
T
>>66515998
ching chong ping pong
>>66516010
>tf
>tp
>>66516018
no shit dumbass
>>66516050
>>66516053
fight me you faggots
This guy has sat here for like 4 hours now saying the same thing. Its straight up mental ilness at this point.
>>66516063
ching chong ping pong
>>66516072
nah, just your average americaitlyn
>>66516064
Come here and ill heem you
>>66516064
>>66516072
>>66516097
stinky smelly mudslimes
>>66516072
Where do you think you are? Plebbit might be more your speed
Give me a good big finnish bull name.
>>66516103
Swedish "males" are nature's natural cucks.
Think I'm scared of you, sissyboy?
>>66516131
>tf
>tp
Come here and I'll heem you. I will cut your tounge and make chaos with you.
>>66516110
this doesn't do. Give me a new one.
>>66516072
He's become his own meme at this point. Pretty soon he'll cease to exist in the physical realm.
>>66516134
>>66516163
>>66516165
stinky smelly beaner
>>66516146
>this triggers the Swedecuck
>>66516175
>>66516189
forgot pic s m h
>>66515993
tomrolling
>>66515916
lo and behold the faggotry
>>66516297
>howe
based
>>66516316
>fannie manning
kek
>>66516340
beaner
>all these injuries right before the playoffs
just fuck my season up senpai
why can't we all just get along.
>>66516382
>cucks
>>66516409
Fuck off mongol
>go to any other hockey discussion on the internet
>strict "be nice" policy
what the fuck is with people and forcing this?
like seriously, are people really afraid of what some guy on the internet says about them or to them?
you can't even wish injury (jokingly or not) on bad players or you get banned
why is /hoc/ the only place I can actually discuss things, yet it's memes 24/7
dubs and this Americuck autist has a stroke
HEY /hoc/.
>>66516010
>A FUCKING LEAF
>the real men
stinky mudslimes are not even human
>>66516561
>go to any other hockey discussion on the internet
sorry but you have to go back
>>66516595
sorry senpai, i've been here 7 years and I ain't leaving any time soon
>>66516618
then stop
typing like a stupid faggot.
and whining like a canadian
from r/canucks
http://strawpoll.me/7242492
>>66516664
go back
>>66516618
BTFO
>>66516692
DENBTS
E
N
B
T
S
>>66516382
Perron looks like the only one who might miss ploff games. Andersen, Lindholm and Rakell should be back soon. I'm getting real tired of all these injuries in games against shitty meme teams, though.
whats my name
>>66516664
do you think anyone cares?
>>66516740
Caitlyn
>this thread
>>66516561
>make injury memes
>complain /hoc/ is nothing but memes
>>66516801
p good
>>66516832
HOW LONG CAN HE KEEP POSTING IT?
>>66516891
why are you even here
>>66516737
Still no update on Manson, Despres or Bieksa though. Only good news is at least pic related is gone.
We better lose tonight
>>66516946
didn't realize ritchie was that bad for you guys
>>66516946
Bieksa's injury helps Anaheim, he is fucking garbage. Hopefully Thompson is the next one hit by the injury bug. He is horrible.
>>66516382
Ritchie's a big load
Whats going on with this name shit, are we being pranked?
>>66516983
Check your calendar idiot
>>66516946
Ritchie's a big load
>>66516983
>we
>>66516971
stinky
>>66516991
smelly
>>66516993
mudslimes
>>66516960
1 goal in like 30 games despite playing mostly with the top lines, made everyone around him worse when he was on the ice. Took the dumbest penalties too, and was too fat and slow to even do what he was meant to.
>>66516969
Oh, yeah I agree re: Bieksa, unfortunately Stoner is pretty much the same thing and it's unlikely they will use Theodore in the playoffs because of inexperience(even if he's really fucking good).
>>66517017
>Oh, yeah I agree re: Bieksa, unfortunately Stoner is pretty much the same thing and it's unlikely they will use Theodore in the playoffs because of inexperience(even if he's really fucking good).
>re:
>()
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
>>66516993
Stinky smelly mudslime
>>66517051
What are you talking about Ginger?
>>66516991
Yeah but I don't get it
>>66517082
you have to go back
Nick Ritchie's a big load
>>66517017
Stoner is shit too but the Ducks can handle one awful defender. Two awful defenders means either two good players are saddled with beer league partners or one d-pairing is guaranteed scoring opportunities for the opponent.
I don't know what Boudreau and Murry see in guys like Bieksa, Stoner and Thompson. It's clear as day that they suck. The only reason they see the ice is because muh veteran grit.
>274 posts
>50 posters
top autism
>>66517142
smell my nuts
>>66517142
Stinky smelly mudslime
Every board has basically been /b today
>>66517142
>tfw 50% of the posts are done by one assblasted american
>>66517218
don't be lewd
>>66517142
>yfw there's only about 60 of us, and the entire hockey community on 4chan is a small, dedicated group of actual retards
>>66517129
Thompson was brought in for faceoffs and he's not even really good at that, Kesler 59% faceoffs vs Thompson 50% with way fewer attempts. He also has the worst possession stats on the entire team. He's so fucking bad.
Mfw mild torch the wongs
Any update on Keith?
>>66517313
stupid smelly beaner
>>66517331
That's how she likes the D nigga
Top Kek
Lmao
>>66517307
Fined 5000 dollars, no game suspension
>>66517313
I read that name as Salty Avocado. Pretty dank, if I'm being completely honest with you fine gentlemen.
>The Bruins are about to get memed out of the ploffs.
>Again
How can one team be so mediocre.
>>66517407
not my thing but I'm looking
>>66517453
stupid smelly beaner
>>66517469
Fucking nigger at least I'm not an ape
Phil rolling
>>66517193
she looks a little better here but she generally looks goofy.
>>66517523
>t. Steve Choi
>>66517532
>Mindy Yu
>>66517472
>>66517469
>>66517431
>>66517446
>>66517383
What the fuck is even happening in this thread? Did I miss this meme going big or is /hoc/ being retarded again?
>>66517532
t. Mindy Yu
>>66517549
y r u racist u cunt??
>>66517552
It's one(1) mad americaitlyn
>>66517552
just one amerikaano being a goober
>>66517540
poo in loo
>>66517572
>Vega
bettman??
here's a great /hoc/ video
>florida meme rats
>doc
>GLOWING PUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnHpaVW53SM
>>66517407
>>66517542
and this are the best feet I found so far.
The NHL is taking forever to decide Keith's suspension. I wonder if they will use it for an April Fool's prank.
>>66517572
That explains.
Thanks for explaining to me Jayson
>>66517572
>>66517574
It's at least 2 :^)
