MWL edition
>>66511829
first for button podium
>>66511872
good meme
>>66511854
>Debra Williams
good get
third for mad max
amd amx
>>66511919
>tfw have to highlight flag to tell Haryanus and Kubica apart
If my name is Matthew, race will be
VET ROS ALO
>>66512031
>ALO
????????
>>66512031
If my name is a girl name and last name is 6 letters in length haryato will win
>>66512031
>ALO
>>66512058
>7
So close
>>66512058
Damn
>>66512058
2nd place though
>>66512060
> Candice
Whore
Post names that get your dick hard, /f1/.
> Julia
> Sophie
> Katja
>>66512123
AAAYYYY
>>66512132
Nastya
>>66512151
We have a "Natasja" here, but that's rather whorish.
>>66512123
Shirley
<3
Kimi will win :^)
>>66512132
>Sasha
>Elisa
>Mia
MONISHA IS ON THE RUN FROM THE POLICE:
>Only four visitors to FIA press conference, with both Paul Hembery (not here yet) and Monisha Kaltenborn (other commitments) missing
M O N I S H A
I
S
S
I
N
G
Martin Shkreli will buy F1 from CVC
>>66512230
i would cum
>>66512230
2000bhp v12's
>>66512223
JEJ
Sauber are so fucked
>>66512216
Pretty good. Lisa's, Elisa's or anything like it are always hot without exception.
>>66512246
dubs twice confirmed sauber will not finish the season.
>>66512223
FATJOHN! FATJOHN! FATJOHN!
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
>>66512518
Reminder that James Allen told everyone that Haas most definitely 100% absolutely without a shadow of a doubt would be yellow
>Q: So bouncing back is one of your strengths. When others write you off, you prove them all wrong…
>NR: Thank you very much. I tell you my secret: Sisu - the characteristic trait of Finns. Everything is in it: stamina, persistence, relentlessness, fighting spirit and strength. We can release it in difficult moments. It’s my Finnish heritage from my father.
>>66512536
Who /Haas/ here?
>>66512596
If that is what he actually said it might be the most faggiest thing I've heard/seen in F1 in a long time.
>>66512596
OH SHIT.
>>66512596
borilla tavataan :DD
>>66512694
Claire confirmed for smelly vagina
>>66512694
Who's missing? I assume Haas and Ferrari?
>>66512694
claire is my ideal wife 2bh(2bh)
>>66512786
>>66512223
and paul hembery was queuing for hamburgers.
>>66512786
curry tits and paul hembery
>>66512822
Confirmed, you heard me
>>66512652
As a Finn admirer I like it :3
>>66512880
>Jordan Maldonado
>pic is explosion
>>66512880
THERE IT IS
>>66512904
Shut the fuck up Naomi.
So how was this day? I missed everything.
Can't even use my tripcode what a shitty day on 4ch.
>>66512563
When he started commentating in the mid 2000s he was the reason I stopped watching F1 for a few years, just ruined it for me.
>>66513029
so glad i wasn't watching in 2007-8
>>66513029
same here
got back into f1 while channel hopping, found the 2013 british gp was on and 2 minutes later hamilton's tyres had blown up
i was hooked instantly
>>66513029
Still better than Crofty desu
>>66512880
>Maldonado
>>66513029
he was one of the best english commentators though - him, brundle, bob constanduros and ben edwards are the only really good ones. murray was tolerable at best but he never knew what was going on and his tone was irritating
>>66513062
I hope you guys realize how based I am in getting two F1 driver's names in a row
>>66513106
>bob constanduros
GOAT
Jack Nicholls is superb too
>>66513105
DESIGNATED
>mfw Lewis is letting Nico have the WDC this year
wobbler get
>>66513511
why does he always wear that hat?
>>66513531
LOO
>>66513989
he is getting paid to
>>66513989
people teased him for having bad hair ever since he was a kid, so he started covering it up in any way possible. that's why he started racing in the first place, so he could have an excuse to wear a helmet
haas wasnt so smooth today
>>66511829
>>66514055
My dyslexia was telling me Pam Titts
How was FP1 & FP2 lads? just woke up.
>dank name get
>>66514415
ROS
HAM
BUT
VES
>>66514415
>FP2
Button got a surprising 3rd with mad max 4th
Vetlel's car suspension fucked up
Haas again has their cars falling apart, though they have solidified themselves as faster than Force India
>>66514452
>>66514497
>BUT 3rd
wew lad
how did Stoffel do?
what is /f1/'s reaction if:
>kimi gets injured before monaco
>romain is unavailable
>ferrari ask maldonado to sub for kimi
>he qualifies 2nd, overtakes hamilton, manages his tyres well and wins the race
?
>>66514636
Complete and utter disbelief.
http://www.marca.com/motor/formula1/gp-bahrein/2016/04/01/56febf6b22601d904c8b4593.html
>Dennis suing the medical doctors
>It was Alonso's fault because he said he was fine and didn't want extra tests just so he coulñd race in Bahrain
>Now that he can't he sues the doctors
Hypocrite
>>66514654
i'd fucking love it. david croft and reddit would be completely btfo
>>66514636
Wouldn't be that surprised. Maldonado's an expert at Monaco when he's not binning it from last place, and his maximum pace has always been great in cars that he can actually handle.
>>66514636
>>66514724
lel
>>66514636
Nah, they would call Badoer once again.
>>66514636
>>kimi gets injured before monaco
My interest would dwindle regardless of what comes afterwards.
>>66514606
Alonso's replacement? 11th, faster than sainz, Haas, and everyone below haas.
>>66514812
>Alonso's replacement?
No, the other Stoffel
>>66514636
Reminder Pastor fucking Maldonado was the last Williams driver to actually win a race.
>>66515072
and what a race it was.
>get overtaken by alonso
>botched pit stop
>older tyres
>win the race anyway
it's a shame he never had a good/car he clicked with since 2012. that year, he qualified 2nd or 3rd on four or five other tracks, which people forget (muh tyre lottery).
>>66512246
Should have taken the Qadbak offer and finished them earlier.
>>66513029
I got back into it around 2008 after dropping it a few years before. Allen was bad, but no worse than Jonathan Fucking Legard.
>>66514751
Probably bypass him and go for Marc Gene.
>>66515072
Depressing when you consider how much better the car has been and with two quality drivers there now.
>>66515183
wasn't that quadbak group a scam?
and you mean mika salo. fucking ferrari putting badoer in the car 10 years too late. still annoys me.
>missed 90% of both practices today
>it's alright
the cure works lads
>>66515176
Singapore: qualified on the front row, lost only one position to the race-winning Vettel, lost a boatload of time to Alonso thanks to two safety cars, retired with a car failure.
Abu Dhabi: Qualified third, full-race KERS failure without which Williams have said that he would've won, since apparently the pace difference was enough to make him faster than Kimi.
Pastor really deserved better that year, even with his occasional shit performances. People also forget that he went 9-5 against Bottas in 2013 and only lost after Bottas got boatloads of upgrades while he didn't.
>>66515265
Yeah it was the fat shit that was behind the Notts County takeover, when Sven Goran Eriksson, Sol Campbell, Kasper Schmeichel and some other name players signed up.
Badoer was unlucky, remember him having the Minardi running in the points back in '99 and the car broke down on him, and he was devastated. I think Gene managed to get the other car in the points, it might have been the race where both Stewarts were on the podium.
>>66515338
Euro GP 1999 at the Nurburgring
Easily one of the maddest races in recent history.
>>66515313
annoyingly, he threw away a podium in valencia. but, shit happens. i'm pleased somebody else realises this tyre lottery thing is nonsense.
he didn't even crash into other drivers as much as people make out, but nobody listens to that.
yes, he gorlt battered by grosjean in qualifying at lotus, but kept pace in the races, and was ahead on several occasions, until his car broke down or drivers crashed into him.
yes, he was no saint, and really annoyed me at times, but he was nowhere as bad as people make out.
i just wanted him to have a year at renault as lead driver. oh well.
>>66513511
>My feet hurt
>I could be at home shitposting on /sp/
magnussen BTFO
>@KevinMagnussen will start the Bahrain GP from the pitlane after failing to stop at a red light for the weight check
>>66515338
badoer was so unlucky career-wise
>beat coulthard and barichello in his rookie f3000 season, winning the championship
>only seat is at the shit-tier bms lola scuderia italia
>career is doomed thereafter
Just checking my name
I just came home BTW missed both FPs. Anything good happened?
>Ferrari got a turbo problem: Cant use full power the whole straight. Solution probably not ready before Spain.
>Piece by piece leaked the background through.Ferrari has a turbocharger problem.The significantly improved six-cylinder can be driven with more boost pressure.But then remains for the MGU-H nothing left.And thus, the electrical memory can not be fully charged.Instead of using the entire line to boost the Ferrari V6 turbo in the second part of the full throttle in the charging mode proceeds.And that costs engine power
>In addition, if the turbine turning too high, it may cause damage.Raikkonen dropped out in Melbourne because the turbocharger overheated and in the airbox spread a fire
>>66515512
Gretchen you best be joking nigger
>>66515512
>>66515575
I didn't want happiness in my life anyway.
>>66515575
>Elisabeth Burch
CUUUUUUUUUCK
>>66515618
you the guy who bet his wages on fettel?
>>66515618
>Latasha
kek
>>66515640
Thankfully not.
>>66515635
>rex weaver
based name.
Lets face it. It's going to be a Mercedes domination again. So...
>HAM ROS VET
or
>ROS HAM VET
>>66515739
ROS HAM RIC is my call this weekend. Gotta feeling.
>>66515739
>HAM ROS BUT
>>66515492
4 spots left, keep it "realistic"
>>66515648
>t. new moot
>>66515739
My money's on BUT-GRO-PER.
>>66515814
BUT-GRO-PER.
>>66515814
mclaren pole, lead every lap, fastest lap and win
http://strawpoll.me/7250419
>>66515814
ISIS music
>>66515814
No Safety Cars --> Boring Race
>>66515814
force india podium.
>>66515814
Stoflel gets BTFO by BUT
>>66515814
>>66515914
Stoffel BTFO of BUT
>>66515814
a car loses parts without contact with another car
>>66515913
already on there dipshit
>>66515814
driver on podium disappointed by rose water
>>66515943
give me a break i'm drunk and didn't read it.
>>66515814
Felipe vs Felipe
Finland vs Finland
>>66514055
Nice dubs.
Based Elderly fan.
>you will never finish outside the points and have this chill beat ringing around in your radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM2iTMkw8WM
>>66515814
Close fight for P3.
McLaren top 6.
Felipe breaks the new nose.
FeliP3.
Take your pick.
>>66515986
Drunk on what Cameron?
>>66515814
Redflag
Also if name is Jennifer or Jessica and post is dubs, haryanto gets hurt and Reserve Rossi steps in to get points for manor
>>66516089
Would you like to go bowling?
>>66516043
rum.
>>66516024
>>66515994
Done , I guess.
Thanks.
>>66516122
let's see paul allan's card
>>66516141
TYBTexas
>>66516141
why both mclaren top 6 and mclaren double points?
one or the other senpai
>>66516122
Sure
Any pics of new Williams nose? I'm in Italy on vacation so no f1 news
>>66516167
Didn't notice that one.
Gonna replace Mclaren double points
>>66516197
Williams nose has apparently arrived in Bahrain but they're keeping it insanely under wraps right now
it'll appear on Felipe's car in FP3
c4
uninterrupted no adds
>what do they mean by this? did they ever have adds?
>>66516341
They had multiplication and division, even some plus signs, but no adds
>>66516197
why the canadian flag then?
>>66516341
>>66516370
rekt. they have ads for non-live races.
>>66516341
ITV did back in the day and got battered for it.
>>66516414
that and swl made me stop watching in 2001.
>>66516438
Pretty much the same here.
Although I didn't mind the earlier years of ITV's F1 coverage, the Jamiroquai theme was actually pretty good, and of course Murray (not Allen) and Brundle.
Remember Simon Taylor being a really shit pundit though with no charisma, he got binned off quite early on I think.
>>66516484
>Simon Taylor
Who? Is he the guy they had in the studio sometimes that discussed the more technical side?
>>66516139
Noice m8.
>>66515427
>annoyingly, he threw away a podium in valencia. but, shit happens.
At least it gave Schumi his final podium of his career....
>>66515492
Didn't help either that when he finally got to drive that Ferrari in 2008, that the Ferrari was one of the worse cars on the grid at that moment. It wasn't that Massa was that disheartened by losing the championship in the last corner of 2007. The 2008 car was just that utter shit, and only prime-form Massa and Raikonnen could get that thing into the points.
>>66516542
Yeah, he was the guy that wasn't Jardine that had a proper whiny voice.
Used to crease up every time he said "grooved tyres" for some reason.
>>66516484
i started again in 2009 - slick tyres back, and badoer in a ferrari (which, after 1999, i thought i would never see).
simon taylor, kek. good journalist, but too dry for tv. wrote a few good f1 books.
>>66516558
Oh yeah, that guy was proper cringe-worthy.
>>66516547
caroni rum. track it down f a m.
>>66516553
2009. he had no testing, and had not driven in a grand prix in nearly 10 years. driving alone around mugello alone is completely different.
yet, he made up six places on the first lap (spa i think) and set the fastest of one of the three sectors in the race.
fisichella did little better than badoer, who was race-ready, obviously.
>>66515814
Only the nico hit me row has a chance to win this week
How long is Fp3? 1.5 bongs?
>>66516759
1 Bong
>>66512246
>>66516835
litterally worse than Hilter
is there a way to get rid of this google plus shit?
>>66516948
>Open whatever adblocker you have
>Add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css to blocked
>>66516948
>right click anywhere
>inspect element
>ctrl+f "style"
>delete the line with the 2016 css in it
that will remove the google+ css, but you have to do it for every thread. if you have ublock you can add that 2016 css url to your filter which will block it across the entire site
>>66516872
Yeah, he at least knew how to poo in loo.
Any links to watch FP1 or 2?
>>66516660
>fisichella did little better than badoer, who was race-ready, obviously.
This goes to show just how good Massa and Raikkonen were that year. Even if Kimi's win was a fluke, many of his post-Hungary performances were absurd for that car.
Badoer deserved to be treated better. Poor guy.
>all these trips fags
guess im not unique anymore
>>66517220
>
this your first post today m79?
>>66517220
I hope you realized your stupidity
>>66517220
What about this retarded design holy shit
OH SHIT
I'M GOING TO RACE
http://www.marca.com/motor/formula1/gp-bahrein/2016/04/01/56febf6b22601d904c8b4593.html
>>66517319
>Ron Dennis is personally very upset and insisted the FIA and doctors to stop running to Fernando.
>>66517369
Ron dennis is upset because the doctors on Australia did minimal tests that didn't see the pneumotorax and the rib fracture, causing further injuries to Fernando due to him doing normal life while recovering
He now wants the FIA/Doctors to either assume responsibility for medical negligence and pay the costs of the sponsor damage and stoffel expenses OR let Alonso race
Alonso is obviously not going to race, this is mostly a pressure move to get some money from Dennis, but if FIA pussies out, they might let Alonso race
Alonso said it's still undecided and that they will runt est by morning to see if he can race
>Sauber F1 Team goes bankrupt and doesn't race next year
who will replace them?
>>66517459
I hope FIA has to pay up, they disregard driver safety way too much and Todt deserves to be thrown the fuck out of motorsport forever (see: everything Gary Hartstein has said, ever)
>>66517459
Thank you Spain, reading the translated article left a lot of ambiguity as to who was mad at who and who held what position. I hope Stoffel gets cucked.
>>66517497
Stefan GP
>>66517499
he has an axe to grind, yet he is not wrong.
alonso is a pussy
>>66517576
>Gay
>>66517576
and you are Gay
>>66517497
Jordan or Orange Arrows[spoiler]please ;_;[/spoiler]
>>66517576
>Gay
You want to fuck Alonso's boypussy you faggot?
>>66517497
Manor
the actual Manor
with John Booth and Graeme Lowdon and Will Stevens and Max Chilton
Kim the aerodynamicist is my new F1 waifu
guys is 4chan supposed to look like this or is it April fools
>>66517602
so is ricciardo
>>66517775
it's normal
>>66517775
It's always been like this, people just now started to notice it.
>>66516959
>>66516978
thanks educated people
>>66517833
I'm a girl btw
>>66517766
name?
>>66517775
april fools my friend
>>66517898
kim stevens
was on the podium in abu dhabi and got soaked in rosewater
>>66517898
Kim
>>66517898
Kim Raikkonen
>>66517497
Coppersucar Fittipaldi D=
>>66517898
>>66517956
>>66517898
>>66517956
>>66517957
first american on an F1 podium in 20+ years
>>66518027
Nah, Grigori Lukasov was on podium in monza 2015
>>66518018
>Nelson
Piquet return as driver confirmed
bcdfg
>>66518135
Piquet Sr will demolish everyone and then kill their families
right in other news, whenisf1on seems fucked and i'm sure someone noticed this before me race is one hour earlier than quali right?
>>66518069
kek
hamilton wins edition
>>66518198
ros vet ham tbhfam
>>66518167
Allebei 17:00 Evert.
>>66518260
Wat is "allebei" eigenlijk een raar woord.
allebei allebei allebei allebei allebei allebei
>>66518167
looks fine to me
>>66518452
But typically the race is scheduled 1 hour earlier than quali the next day (as in 23 hours after quali), like in AUS
>>66518526
Might be something with Bahrain being a night GP
bernie:
>Ecclestone has said he would like to switch to a different system that either decides the grid by ballot or shuffles the order by adding 'time ballast' to drivers' times based on either the result of the previous race or the championship order
lauda:
>It’s all bullshit. This is Wurz alone. He was the master of this. We had nothing to do with it
lauda is a liar. wurz is a massive, massive fia shill.
>>66518526
usually =/= always
>>66518636
I know I'm just saying that's why some people are confused m8
>>66518526
looking at the schedule, it looks like more races are 24 hours after quali than 23 hours, with a few at 25 and one or two at 22
maybe they've just buggered all the usual timing this year
>>66518642
>>66518642
change that bucket to a kfc one.
>>66518642
no matter how rich black people get 99% still look like massive plebs
>>66518622
What problem are they trying to solve with all these wacky qualifying formats?
>>66518729
they want wacky races.
>>66518642
>mfw I only recognize 2 of these people and have a guess as to who 2 more are
>>66518166
and fuck their wives
>>66518957
highlight of the season 2bh
Vettel is the hero that will save F1 from the tyranny of the evil empire AMG Mercedes and liberate us from downpression.
>>66519011
We may all be dead by that point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBjF0NsVJ0
>>66519011
Super GT starting next week is what'll save me.
>>66519011
>returning to the wonderful days of VWL
MERCEDES
WINS
LOL
>>66519138
>>66519097
>>66519069
>>66519011
How often do you masturbate?
>>66519217
Räikkönen was clearly in the way.
>>66519170
Never. It makes you weak in the knees, you go all rubber legged and lose the edge. You need to clear your mind of whimsy and be free from all distraction.
>>66519379
Thanks mate I'll try and remember it.
good job Gutierrez.
proving to everyone so soon who the Haas #2 driver is.
https://a.uguu.se/zqbnma_wolfflowe_audio.webm
>>66519688
Fucking Germans
>>66519806
Does Force India have the worst pair of drivers for straight wheel-to-wheel racing on the grid?
>>66519114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
WON MORE TIME
CELE BRATION
Are Williams ever going to win a race again? They've been the best "customer" team with the Mercedes power unit but still can't develop their car.
the most crucial part of the last race since overtaking on track is apparently impossible because drivers keep bitching about turbulence and aero wake.
>>66519947
Sunday's likely to be their final shot. A lot of teams have caught or even surpassed them already this season.
>>66520080
anon pls
>>66520219
did they got any kind of penalty for this?
>>66520332
I remember Alonso doing this to Massa while being teammates and nothing happened
